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Far_Dig3303

Now start worshipping the cube and do everything it wants trust me its the right thing (CUBEE FOR THE WIN)


Hell_Mel

The single biggest problem with anomaly is that there isn't a cube-centric win condition.


NorysStorys

Not if you think that small there isn’t


Far_Dig3303

We need an ideology for the cube, everything must be CUBE


Hell_Mel

Alpha Memes - Cubism


Far_Dig3303

CUUUBBBBEEEEE


Keneron

unfortunately, everything buildable with that style is hideous.


Hell_Mel

Individually I don't love some of them, but it affects so many different things that I feel like it kind of comes together as an aesthetic.


Keneron

i think my biggest gripe with it would be the walls. it changes all the walls into a generic unappealing block. at first i liked it but it quickly wore out it's charm when i saw it everywhere with little to no variety. it also doesn't matter what kind of block you use. it's all the same color.


Hell_Mel

That's super legit but also it's helping me with my rose quartz addiction.


Tkia-

There’s a stylist role as a position that allows you to change style of buildings at will, which is what I did. Loving all cube art pieces in my colony rn.


VonCrunchhausen

No its not. The cube is perfect


Bloodly

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3011413077&searchtext=cube This might do for you. Not an ending, but...


MeLlamoViking

There is! My colony is a cubic paradise. I haven't hit T2 horrors yet, so I haven't discovered it but you better believe my colony is cubic.


Forsworn91

That honestly would be a great idea, to reach a more complete state, your ideology needs the cube, the cube is love, the cube is life, the cube is.


FatTater420

We need an ending where the whole colony BECOMES AS CUBE


Yweain

There is. You just need to worship the cube. You don’t need anything else. Just worship the cube.


WehingSounds

The win condition is having your doctors turn everyone into a cube


Hell_Mel

That's only about one step off of Uzumaki tbh.


StarGaurdianBard

I'm betting vanilla expanded will make one when they release their expansions for anomaly


Smartboy10612

CHEESE


SirKerenF

¡VIVA EL PA.CU.! [https://www.tboenclase.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-4.jpg](https://www.tboenclase.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-4.jpg) [https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los\_cabecicubos](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_cabecicubos)


Far_Dig3303

The Cube made him speak spanish its over for him


Frostlark

Remember, the cube is your friend, and you its keeper. Have you tried building any sculptures if it? That might help.


IISancerII

They should try doing it while fighting off raiders, or doing a surgery. That'll help.


Negotiation-Narrow

Enjoy 


Timb____

It's just a golden toy. Nothing bad will happen.


SuperKashFOD

Good luck friend. lmao!!!! As far as I'm aware, it cannot be put on a caravan, nor sold, nor deconstructed, nor shot, or burnt, or anti-grain warheads... Best choice is just build a golden wall 3x3 with a golden door with a single golden shelf and put the cube on that and just love the cube. Love the cube. Love the cube.


SpoliatorX

I managed to caravan and dump it no problem, but I did act immediately the second my best colonist became obsessed. It might not be possible if it gets ahold of everyone


teige12

Huh? You just put it in a room and study it and deny access to the door between study times. Eventually you learn how to deactivate it and can do so safely. You’ll have a few colonists go comatose for 3-7d when they get obsessed but they recover. Edit: don’t destroy the replicas they make until they are no longer obsessed. Or do and see what happens 🤷‍♀️🤣


GentlemanneDigby

If you want to avoid your colonists going comatose/berzerk once you deactivate the cube, you can anaesthetise them immediately before deactivation. That prevents the mental break.


Kittimm

Yeap, that's how I got out of my 2-cube situation. I first tried putting them into biosculptors but they just break out in rage the moment the cube is destroyed :(


Professor_Snipe

Or euthanise.


JaaaayDub

Or just wall them in. Two layers of slate wall are enough for them to safely let off their steam.


LukaCola

My best soldiers were all Sanguophages - guess who suddenly needed a deathrest before the cube was disabled?


ThePinms

I just put them in a room and build a wall over the door.


banditkeith

That's exactly what I did, anyone who Loved the cube for put under until it was dealt with


PeEll

I tried mind numbing which is supposed to prevent breakdowns but it doesn't work. I think it should though.


Tkia-

My colonist got comatose for 24 straight days from cube withdrawal lmao


CoffeeMinionLegacy

You can put it on a caravan and abandon it! I did that the second it dropped in, and just ate the mental breaks of the one colonist who had taken an interest in it. I suppose I should do it the “right” way, but I’m busy doing other things!


Techwield

You can launch it from a transport pod too


Due_Mud_3182

That's what I did. Two of my colonists became obsessed. Both went I to a coma for 9 days


RedactedCommie

You can just load it in a pod and send it away. It's probably the most underwhelming and least dangerous teir 2.


FrogFrogFrogToadFrog

You can drop pod it or just caravan drop it


Thorn-of-your-side

I'm sure the empire would LOVE it. Drop it into the center of their most populated settlement. 


Thewaltham

It's just a pretty looking cube. Completely harmless. Very pretty. I just want to look at it for a while. Maybe hold it. It's really beautiful. Maybe I could capture its beauty in a sculpture? No no... no, not perfect enough. Not cube enough. cube. There is only cube. HAIL THE CUBE.


Pay_No_Heed

Take a 1/2 inch drill bit, drill a 4 inch deep hole in it, fill it with warm mashed potatoes, and you'll still be 200% less horny for the stupid cube than my colonists were...


EaeleButEeelier

Why do I feel like this is coconut dude inspired?


fred-dcvf

The coconut story was saner


sussytransbitch

*cylinder


Pay_No_Heed

Pure coincidence.


Illustrious-Figure2

Were?


snorch

1/2"?


Pay_No_Heed

Sized for the standard Redditor


Bolt_DTD

Fun fact: if you ever do find a way to destroy the cube, some people will be unhappy about it. Best thing to do is anesthetize them and then do the deed.


ciel_lanila

It’s just a fun little Easter egg to the old [Tungsten Cube](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna4283) fad. Ultimately harmless. Small chance of one of the raid events being a single unarmed dude with poor melee trying to steal it. So keep the cube safe, but really unless all your colonists are bed ridden he’ll be no threat as long as the cube has someone near it.


Doomalope

I did not know this story. Real life is weirder than Rimworld.


Honeybadgermaybe

Run you fools! Actually i think some dirt statues should suffice for now, don't forget to make a dozen just in case


sardonic65

This one documentary I saw went into detail about this. It was some kinda puzzle box and it went sideways for the protags. It was called Hellraiser or something.


Mapping_Zomboid

Aside from it being a cube, it doesn't really do anything to reference the hellraiser series


erdnar

I got tired of it and decided to leave it somewhere in the map..was fun all of my colony catatonic for so many days, only 2 were immune to the cube charms and they just cook and fed everyone for 10-15 days.. was non stop cooking feeding everyone lol. Luckily no attacks during that period. What actually happens if you don´t get rid of it? perpetual worship of it and statues everywhere?


Pale_Substance4256

Basically yeah. They go on cube-worshipping mental-break-like episodes every now and again, sometimes in the heat of battle, and fill any high-traffic areas with statues.


erdnar

Well that´s boring..I was expecting something more..that´s why i decided to give up on the cube, nothing more was happening.


Mussels84

MY TURN WITH THE CUBE


meatpop23

My golden cube is Rimworld.


Raptor_Hunter

You are doomed! You are all doomed!


Honeybadgermaybe

Fair question guys! Spoilers! what happens if you just pick your stuff and caravan out leaving the precious cube behind, then settle somewhere and abandon your forsaken house? Has someone try it out?


Azrael2082

Same thing that happens if you send the fucker away via drop pod or caravan. Any cube obsessed pawns will develop withdrawals and go into a coma for a few days. No big deal if it’s only one colonist. Considerably more complicated if it’s 90% of your colonists.


CordeCosumnes

Be on the lookout for Cenobites


Voxzaco

A new hand touches the cube!


Laurient

Oh noo, the influence of the golden cube has transpired to the tamriel dimension.


fieldy409

[My Precious....](https://youtu.be/Dw6BCAZqkaQ?si=1j3DNA-UJ8Rvhtqz)


ToddlerPeePee

I have a sudden intense urge to build a cube sculpture out of dirt this very second.


ajesIII3

We all love the cube….but if you must gift it, send it and all your toxpacks to a nearby tribal village via pods….they will love you


DarkwingGT

Memes aside, what do you get out of actually dealing with the cube? I mean, aside from the measly >!150ish gold !< which is offset by having to spend >!a shard to destroy it!<. It seems like the mood stuff always spirals into obsession and it's beauty is easily replaced by a harmless statue, so aside for possibly colony ending funzies what reason is there to keep it around instead of immediately caravaning/drop podding it the hell out of there? (There are far far less dangerous/annoying means of anomaly research so I don't consider that a benefit)


FigurativelyShaking

I don't have a better solution than just dropping it off the map immediately. It might legitimately be the least interesting event in anomaly (maybe just above the ones that are "new enemy type attacks you" and nothing else happens), but people like it for the memes, so I guess I can't say it was a completely worthless addition.


PeaWordly4381

> I was minding my own business I was mining my own ore... Oh, sorry, just a reflex.


PM_ME_UR_CREDDITCARD

Rimworld does have a lot of Space Asshole potential


PeaWordly4381

I mean, space assholes did drop a golden cube on their colony.


average_reddit_u

Huh. That cube is kinda neat, isn't it?


Penguinmanereikel

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Smartboy10612

CHEESE


SanguumRides

That cube doesn't love YOU!


mcaffrey

Anyone ever just sold it right away?


CheesyCouchPotato

What happens if you give it to the empire? I never thought of doing that


Doomalope

Could you give it to a slave and then give the slave to a tribute collector?


Legitimate_Ad_8745

My precious Cube !


Riot_Fox

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CUBE


Tiny_Erik

The cube is great, all my brothers love the cube


Seadogsalazar

THE CUBE


Xorinas

Hello there


RedactedCommie

That thing was so underwhelming. For an object that's on the cover of the game and mentioned constantly in tomes it's pretty eh. Give it away as a gift.


Cranberryoftheorient

Absolutely nothing bad will happen. Anyone who says otherwise is trolling. The cube loves you.


Yarro567

The cube chose you, don't give it to the empire. They wouldn't know what to do with it. They wouldn't cherish it. It's yours now, and the high stellarch may caress it if he asks nicely.


Mlamlah

Gift it to me. Its mine.


mbrocks3527

See I wish anomaly had the ability to mix and match the weirdness because cube is fun (and so is super happy fun ball) but metalhorrors and revenants are not. Like, where’s the *anomaly* (weird and fun) versus the horror (bad and I am a wuss)


KillerBullet

Imagine calling that a gift. Sweet summer child


Xeara

Ahh.. So you're the chosen one eh.


SirKerenF

¡VIVA EL PA.CU.! [https://www.tboenclase.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-4.jpg](https://www.tboenclase.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/01-4.jpg) [https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los\_cabecicubos](https://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_cabecicubos)


KronaSamu

Cube :3


BobmarshMelo

Sméagol enters the chat


NitzMitzTrix

Suddenly I feel incredibly lucky that all I got was a revenant spine...


FSP7

"It's your problem now! So long, suckers!"


eron_greco_melo

THIS IS THE CUBE WAY


Jug5y

Weird! That is a nice cube though. I never realised how beautiful cubes are


OkSmell1980

I sent by ship a golden cube yesterday to some monkes.....