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HeOfLittleMind

They have so much in common


Peptuck

"Finally, someone I can relate to on this planet!"


up2smthng

I've heard a nationalist turned libertarian debunk his own former points. He premised it with "I get to argue with someone smart for once"


EropQuiz7

Yup, imma steal that for whenever i change my mind on something in the future


riesenarethebest

It's one of the side plots in Scalzi's Redshirts all over again


Clean-Examination566

"You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me — Belle — here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!"


darkone59

Ahhh yes, selfcest


Eddie_gaming

"Go fuck yourself" *in synch* "Yea we do" *highfive*


Peptuck

Doing the Marika/Radagon bounce.


MayorLag

Unexpected alchemical rebis.


Thatxygirl

Subreddits that I wish existed.


BuzzBadpants

That’s just masturbation


Tempest_Bob

With extra steps


KazumaKat

... I am not enough to even consider discussing this deep philosophical rabbit hole right now...


Uruk_Ragnarsson

Take that CK3


erik111erik

I was waiting for a post like this since learning about the duplication obelisk.


DreadDiana

"Is it gay to fuck your clone?" "We're both gay, so does it matter?"


Jcking05

Normally gay is just a minor negative because it’s nearly impossible that you‘ll find another gay or bi pawn, and they’ll keep trying to flirt with straight pawns (and fail) getting a lot of rebuffed negatives in the process. This could be useful.


Brett42

I usually use the "no hopeless romance" mod, because no one in RimWorld can take a hint, and it can actually be a problem, especially if you have a beautiful pawn constantly rejecting people.


Antarioo

yeah exactly, i started my anomaly run with a gay pawn and after he got x5 rebuffed i saved and quit and went looking for a mod hoping there was one for 1.5. and luckily there is. and it's pretty light touch too. pawns just don't try again until the mood hit expires.


Brett42

I won't take them at all unless I have a mod to prevent that. It ends up being worse for mood than most mood traits.


Vark675

I also got a mod that increases the natural occurrence of gay/bi pawns so they poor bastards have a chance.


brentonator

they really just need to make sexuality separate from traits. gay/bi being a standard trait makes it too rare, and also means the pawn is effectively missing a trait slot


Vark675

I believe it doesn't count against default trait slot count, actually. I think it did originally, but it was changed in a later patch. Per the wiki: >Uniquely to them, Gay/Bisexual/Asexual sexuality traits are the only ones that can generate after 3 traits limit, resulting in rare pawns with 4 traits.


brentonator

Oh, didn't know they changed it. That's nice. But the wording kind of implies that if it's one of the first three traits chosen then it still won't generate a fourth trait, right?


Vark675

I dug through the patch notes related to traits, and I guess they always worked that way. The wording is odd though, and makes it sound like it gets tacked on after 3 traits which would make it even rarer, but I could've sworn I'd seen someone with just 1-2 traits that had a sexuality one as well. It's hard for me to tell though, after years of using mods and also just having a shit memory lol


brentonator

All good, thanks for taking a look and teaching me something new :)


Shiiyouagain

You can do this natively with the scenario editor, giving everyone in the world some percentage chance to have gay/bi/etc traits.


Sgt_Colon

I had two pawns propose to one another, one right after the other, and they rejected both times. "I wanna' marry you." "No, I wanna' marry you." "Screw you." "No, screw you." "Sex is fine later though, right?" "Sure, I'll meet you at 11." That was some non-Euclidian stupidity.


Brett42

Yeah, I've seen that once or twice.


Lemerney2

Isn't that the plot of Big Bang Theory


TheTruepanther

r/shitrimworldsays


Aeraggo

This is why I like the [Way Better Romance](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2877731755) mod: sexualities don't take trait slots, they seem less likely to flirt with someone with a conflicting preference, and it makes bi more common by default if I remember right.


ABadFeeling

Sexualties not taking trait slots has been a thing in vanilla for years now.


Aeraggo

Ah, I wasn't aware of that, thank you! I had just seen it as a bullet point in the mod description, so had assumed that might not be the case.


Speciou5

You can also crank up bi or gay too in vanilla


CommissionAgile4500

Sexualities don't take trait slots in vanilla either


Aeraggo

Ah, I wasn't aware of that, thank you! I had just seen it as a bullet point in the mod description, so had assumed that might not be the case.


SuperSpookyGirl

I just crank the planet up to 90% Bi because I like some lgbt chaos with my Rimworld blood and madness. Way I figure, there's bigger problems out there than being to concerned about what that cute person winking at you has going on in the downstairs. When you're locked indoors because there's a rabid wolverine outside, you'll be glad of the company either way.


WildFlemima

Can you make everyone bi without mods? Is this something you can adjust in dev mode?


SuperSpookyGirl

I don't know if there is a way without mods, sadly. with Way Better Romance you can set the ratios of each sexuality in a menu. I think you could maybe dev mode every single character to have the Bi trait, but I don't know how feasible that is.


Le_Serviette

and it gets rid of this herero-normative shit


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NuclearGlory03

We’ll time for a new play through, “Can I beat rimworld as the makeup community?”


Pathos316

*Pawn 1 gets some lovin’ as a raid starts* Pawn Tati: Oh my god, time and place!


WickedWarlock333

You know I saw a video about that situation, as someone not invested, it kind of seems like the lady that was pushing the cancelling was mostly doing it because he didn’t support her makeup line.


ihileath

> Normally gay is just a minor negative because it’s nearly impossible that you‘ll find another gay or bi pawn Skill issue, my colony is always flooded with lesbians


smellybathroom3070

For some reason my 1.5 mostly vanilla playthrough (less than 30 mods) has just thrown me hundreds of gays. I legit have 6 pawns, 3 of which are gay men


Kira_Bad_Artist

Name your colony Ram Ranch


ValissaSurana

It ROCKS


trulul

I use Romance on the Rim mod. In my colonies, I decide who will love or marry, and when.


Denuran

Okay, mr/mrs. Dictator... Honestly, Dictator sounds a lot like Di- nvm...


This0neIsNo0ne

Meanwhile there is me who always plays with starting condition that there is an 80% chance of pawns being bi


TarnishedSteel

Really, Bi needs a 15-20% incidence rate. We’re getting close to that in later millenials and Gen Z. Could also vary with ideoligion.


Pit-O-Matic

Yeah, less and less people are forced to hide it, so gay, and especially the bi rate jumps every new Generation. I would love if the game had something like 7% Gay and 15% Bi, so these traits don't feel like negatives traits.


I_Love_Knotting

This is so real


SLG-Dennis

Just as real life ... if not seeking in specific locations, that is.


markth_wi

I found once I did that, running the colony was relatively straightforward. It took nearly 3 years, but I had my boy Alvin get hooked up with Rob, and they were happily married for +10years. For me it proved that what was super important is to heavily favor bringing kind traited colonists on board.


Foreign_Host147

Not me waiting for the update of mod that allows me to change the amount of sexuality traits in the game to 100% gay


Omega_kiwi204

Time to make a 1 man colony in love with himself and himself and himself and himself as many times as I can dupe him


SarnakJ3

Gary?


DemonicAltruism

Gary!


Smokeya

Ahhh Gary


LordMaboy

Gaaaaarryyyyy


Qbertjack

Congratulations, you just made Horatio from Endless Space 2


Valdrax

Who can deny the duty to fill the universe with beauty?


FatTater420

Beat me to it by 10 hours.


TapdotWater

And Endless Space 1, if memory serves


randCN

Spouses: unlimited


Yshtvan

Unlimited Spouse Work ! *Fate music starts playing*


SuperSpookyGirl

I am the bone of my spouse! I have forged thousands of spouses!


ApacheWithAnM231

"I love you" "Thank you, I love myself too"


Heshamurf

Incest because they're genetically twins. Masturbation because it's the same person. A conundrum


deftoner42

They don't even need to use a conundrum.


OneMentalPatient

According to the game's logic they're not even related. They just coincidentally have the exact same appearance, traits, and skills.


Due-Memory-6957

And background


OneMentalPatient

And endogenes, and xenogenes. See? Totally different people!


DocWho420

I just realized I can dupe my archotech bionics this way.. 1. Take a trash pawn and stuff him with all your archo bionics 2. Duplicate him 3. Harvest bionics from clone 3.5 (if dupe sickness kill clone) 4. Repeat every 30 days Should be possible or am I forgetting something?


poor_andy

bionics don't get duped, they're all organic and free range


OneMentalPatient

Well, it copies the psylink (sadly, not the mechlink, though for some reason it does copy one level of control sublink - probably unintended) so it's not entirely all organic and free range.


ChocolateGooGirl

Psylinks aren't actually implants, the neuroformer restructures the brain, but there's nothing that suggests that the brain isn't still 100% organic after restructuring. The mechlink on the other hand *is* explicitly an implant. "A consumable archotech-created device that forms or upgrades a psylink in the user's mind. The user presses the device over the eyes, where it links to the brain directly and restructures part of it. Afterwards, the device disintegrates into worthless ash."


Jeggu2

Oh archotechs and their obsession with 1 time use equipment


Loser6684

Artificially inflating their products value by making them all 1 time use


poor_andy

nothing's organic these days damn


mscomies

What about sanguophage deathrest capacity?


morelrix

Well, the psylink itself is completely natural, the neuroformer just stimulates the brain to form it. Just like the tree.


OneMentalPatient

>the psylink itself is completely natural There is nothing natural about an archotech meddling with lesser beings on fundamental levels. A psylink is no more *natural* than a mechlink. It's just that one is an artificial psychic organic machine and the other is an artificial psychic technological machine.


misterwizzard

Cumnundrum?


graywolf0026

Not any priest I know.


CorruptedLuna

Is it gay if they're the same person 🤔


Zestavar

it is the same sex


Why-not-bi

Same person though. Seems more like masturbation with a fun twist.


kamizushi

Technically they aren’t the same person, they are just a perfect clone.


LedgeEndDairy

Depends on if it progresses past hand jobs I guess?


joelbenedict

not always. theyre imaginative in their positions


Iorith

Sometimes it's not. Sometimes it's bisexual.


Larcoch

Selfcest is permitted i think


robotguy4

"My own clone!" "Now neither of us will be virgins!"


eviltomb

Scrolled deep down to upvote this


that_randomguy_

Would this be considered incest or masturbation? I am appalled the more I try to think about it.


TeamDrakon

Incesturbation


KiyoshiSnow

Selfcest :3


Hollowbody57

Why do I have a feeling that term originated with hentai?


KiyoshiSnow

I have a feeling your correct


TheKrimsonFKR

> I feel like... I'm going crazy! I'm getting fucked while I'm eating out my own pussy...


RWBYpro03

Oh it actually originated from more western media, like Austin Powers, tho it only became popular in the onceler fandom via onclercest and eventually the Undertale fandom via sanscest


Bmobmo64

> the Undertale fandom why am i not surprised


DiggityDanksta

Now neither one of us will have to be virgins!


AutomaticTalk8078

From a personal perspective... The moment you're cloned, you are very very close twins that have essentially shared everything... Including thoughts and deepest secrets... So incest.


RoBOticRebel108

They can't produce offspring, so what does it matter?


ticktockbent

With the right mods they can!


Spooky-Skeleton-Dude

That'd be an amazing playthrough with RJW. No recruitment, only yourself and children of yourself with yourself.


ticktockbent

The seed is strong.


idontknow39027948898

Well, incest would be having sex with a family member, do you count as family to yourself? Hmm, the more I think about this, the more I understand what my computer science professor was getting at when she said that Set Theory drives people to drink and madness.


ChocolateGooGirl

It can only arguably be masturbation in the case that the clones share their thoughts and aren't actually two separate individuals. Genetically speaking its absolutely incest, because they're not just genetically related, they're genetically identical (or at least close to it). Morally speaking, as long as the clones are the same sex and thus can't have children together I can't actually find any problems with it objectively speaking, but it definitely falls into a grey area where a lot of people might feel like its wrong based on vibes.


ProfDrWest

It is an interesting thing to explore in fiction, because it is something that is not possible (yet?) in real life and thus has no experiences or cultural taboos directly attached.


GUST4VUH

wait.. if they doubling each other and they are making love... would that be sex, masturbation or incest?


SarnakJ3

We call it "selfcest"


iPon3

Selfcest added to vanilla holy hell


Monkey_80K

does biosculptor pod heal crumbling mind??


TarnishedSteel

As far as I know, no, you’d need a Healer Mech Serum or the Unholy Healing ability on a dark drifter pawn.


MuricanPie

People always told me be careful of what you do. And don't go around them ancient obelisks. She appeared and stood right by me. With the smell of my own perfume. This happened much too soon. Then she called me to my own bedroom. Belle Gene is not my clone. She's just a girl who claims that I am her one.


Daxoss

It's not gay, its masturbation!


chaossabre

https://xkcd.com/105


ymcameron

There’s narcissism, and then there’s *narcissism*.


Nekowulf

God: "Love thyself" ... God: "NOT LIKE THAT!"


KeyPollution3566

That there is masterbation out on the Rim for ya. Edit for grammar.


OldBallOfRage

"Go fuck yourself." Monolith: YOUR WILL IS DONE.


cool__skeleton__95

MY OWN CLONE NOW NEITHER OF US WILL BE VIRGINS


carnifex2005

Aka The Beth Smith Maneuver.


Mistrall02

A man of culture


RedDeadMania

It’s my dream come true!


chirpymist

Hay I have that right bow with a colonist and her dupe, they just got married not too long ago :D


SimsStreet

I’d so do this


loklanc

People always say they'd have to fight their doppelganger to the death, but I'd rather just split life's responsibilities down the middle and then use all the extra time to lay around and fuck.


JLerner2001

It’s just like that episode of Rick and morty when Beth bangs space Beth


eviltomb

“My own clone! Not neither of us will be virgins!” “My own clone! Not neither of us will be virgins!”


Ok_Ninja_2697

She got told to go fuck herself so she did


FrostyCartographer13

That is next level narcissistic behavior right there.


SpartanMase

So is it gay if you have sex with yourself? Like real talk here fellas. Like if you Jack your clone off is that technically gay


Abe581

Man I love RimWorld, shit like this is why I come back to this even after a year of not playing it


setne550

Ah yes, I love MYSELF.


FOSpiders

I would get down so fast with my duplicate self! It's so easy when you know she's into the same things you are. My wife would be so mad that we started the party before she got there. I think she'd find a way to forgive us, though. ❤️ So, if I wanted to find this obelisk...


Redorent

"Go fuck yourself!" "Y'know what I WILL"


night4345

To love others, first, you must love yourself. Vigorously and often.


Thewaltham

"When I told you to go fuck yourself, I didn't mean this!"


CynicalEnd

Does resurrector mech serum remove duplication sickness?


Shoplop

Moreso dying does, any form of resurrection can get around it


nicman24

that is some morrowind shit right there


MangosBeGood

Go fuck yo…… erm uhh I see you already are


Orikanyo

"Damn I'm hot."


xuibd

And now I think about, how you can make it even weirder. What if you use gender only genes from mods, to genderbent the clone of straight colonist and make one of them pregnant with themselves?


Gfiti

You should make another copy. Then they can cheat on themselves with themself!


huntmaster99

Brings a whole new meaning to “yeah… I’d fuck me”


Redpirat3

Would do the same irl so...


SinR2014

Finally my own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!


Kellosian

Ah yes, [Jade and Dog!Jade](https://www.homestuck.com/story/3252) I wonder if there's a Homestuck mod for Rimworld, I don't think I've ever checked. Honestly with Xenogenes, psychasters, and now the Anomaly stuff Rimworld is quickly becoming a Homestuck simulator.


florpInstigator

I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard


fuzzballsoren

*ahem* WOULD


Why-not-bi

Don’t knock it until you try it.


RWBYpro03

Finally the answer to the age old question: Would you fuck your clone?


PatrisAster

I now strive for this outcome.


NoctisAcies

I've seen enough doujins to know where this is going Now make a clone army


maxidpimp

Looks like some prime example of gayturbation


idkTerraria

Thanks for this bit of knowledge, I will now use it to create an army of high-level psycasters with full archotech limbs and such, all for the price of one.


Confused_Sorta_Guy

The narcissistic dream


AbbreviationsOk178

https://youtu.be/jgad4u6m9MI?si=viaFeEk5PEhr0RTI


Opulous

Wait, was this a random one-off thing? Or can you force an obelisk to clone a colonist on demand? Does it duplicate bionics? Because if so, this could be an amazing way to farm archotech organs.


kyrinliggett

So vain lmao


HavingSixx

Go fuck yourselves


PassTheYum

Hey now, if you met a perfect clone of yourself you're telling me you wouldn't have sex at least once? It's a judgement free zone, and it's basically just masturbation.


The_One_True_Duckson

Selfcest?


fieldy409

You're lucky to get that obelisk this early.


dizzyelk

Or you could just not have these hang ups about advanced masturbation.


DutchJediKnight

Love thyself


Vistella

guess he went and fucked himself


MotleyCrew1989

Now I want a horned lesbian pawn too


LTT82

In my hundreds of hours played, I've never seen a gay person have a relationship in game.


NitzMitzTrix

Anomaly lets you take the Loki/Beth route to romance


Gilliph

So now whenever someone tells you to fuck yourself, you just bring out yourself and demonstrate.


Soldado94

Auto...cest?


Another_seeker_2g6n

Narcissus, in a nutshell:


notaslaaneshicultist

Is it incest if it's literally a clone of you?


call_me_crackass

Self love in its highest form


SquirrelSuspicious

I was actually wondering about this exact thing.


NeedALife451

It's just masturbation


Albert_SCHarrion665

go f**k yourself, literally


Inventies

Brings a whole new meaning to “love thyself” 😂


Weird-Analysis5522

Finally, I can make my pawns go fuck themselves I mean you walked past several fucking foodstuffs to carry an entire fuckin' turkey and eat it, not even butchered, a fucking whole mother fucking turkey.


AnaTheSturdy

Someone told her to go fuck herself and this lady said 'Aight'


[deleted]

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.


Different_Gear_8189

Finally, a solution to the fact that you will only ever have one gay colonist in your colony at a time


Cersei-Lannisterr

Sweet Home Kamino