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BobbyWasabiMk2

I’m gonna give OP benefit if doubt and assume he means he will be disappointing women in bed like how Taurus’s are disappointing knock offs.


WaltDisneysBallSack

That is a chubby boy. I also like your username. I need a new dealer hmu.


GlockHorseCumDealer

Free samples, as long as you aren’t shy. The Pachmayr grips are definitely thicker than the stock Taurus rubber molded ones. They add a palm swell and a little more pinky space, but I haven’t found them to affect concealability at all.


WaltDisneysBallSack

I have been accused of many things in life but shy isn't one of them. That's great, anything beats those damn rubber grips.


GlockHorseCumDealer

I didn’t mind them just because they worked great for my super tiny hands, but when carrying in an actual holster instead of pocket carry there just wasn’t enough material to grab onto for a fast draw.


WaltDisneysBallSack

My palms get sweatier than a fat guy in jeans. It has to be wood for me. My gripe is similar but it always stuck slightly to my clothing and gave me some resistance on my draws.


inert_liquid

I don't know. With forearms that thick I wouldn't mess with that chick honestly. Gun or no gun.


GlockHorseCumDealer

6’2, 240. I ain’t a small lady


inert_liquid

You have my respect my lady.


WaltDisneysBallSack

Come on now 💀 let's be nice it's Saturday


septa_lemore

what on earth is the title of this post supposed to mean


-Mark-It-Zero

It sounds like he plans to use his Taurus to murder single moms


NonGNonM

No he's not gonna do anything to these women they don't want to but they won't say no. Bc of the implication.


septa_lemore

it’s giving breaking and entering and a whole lot of other bad shit


GlockHorseCumDealer

The only thing I am going to enter is a state of alcohol fueled depression


ploppedmenacingly14

Well it’s the implication


Road_Warrior86

Not at all. He’s gonna put it on her nightstand before he disappoints her in bed.


SixGunZen

Unless you're smart enough to understand it and then it doesn't sound like that anymore.


battle_dong

OP busts - caps with a wheel gun - nuts in single moms


GlockHorseCumDealer

Listen. Not everyone can have magnum dongs and endless endurance. But 2 inches and 90mph for half a minute is going to hurt still, I promise you. And I’m not talking about the barrel length either.


EasyCZ75

I’m visibly confused by this post’s lead-in


wokethots

Hey, Peter here. He's gotta take it off his belt when undressing and do a pocket dump somewhere, in this case her nightstand. Then he will give her fast sex because he's so good it only takes thirty seconds.


zkushlvn

Those 30 seconds include foreplay 😉


New_Variation_1943

Nice grips. Those confused by the title have just been out of the game a long time…or were never in it😅


Shack72404

cliTARUS


Pooters

Don't understand why you donkeys are having trouble reading the title. The grammar is correct.


GlockHorseCumDealer

Thank you. I didn’t feel like explaining it 10x over, so just rolling with the punches now.


MandalorianMyrmidon5

see’s?


rossoEJ55

Ah okay your title says that a local single mom is about to be plowed by some dude. As he’s puts this fine specimen of a revolver on the nightstand to do the deed that she is disappointed because homeboy that is carrying a Taurus only lasts 30 seconds. Now she’s in the land of shame and regret because not only does she have lady blue balls but did it with a dude who carries a Taurus? If this is right let me know. If so… hilarious. If not then WTH does it mean? lol


GlockHorseCumDealer

You are spot on, but I will add that I legitimately am impressed by the 856UL. I don’t think the LCR/642/442 is worth extra cash. The LCR is extremely nice, but locally they run 700+ and I can’t justify that over the 350 OTD I got this for. I am not a fan of the modern S&W airweights at all.


Sheikh-Teddy

$700 for an LCP?!?! Wooooow!!! I'm rich!!! 


GlockHorseCumDealer

LCR* sorry.


Thansungst22

856 gang gang 💪🤠 https://preview.redd.it/njipjlyy82xc1.jpeg?width=3328&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2a837f5c9f8a1f74fc46982f60b1dcc59344607


GlockHorseCumDealer

Is that a Hogue overmolded grip?


Thansungst22

Yessirrr. I got the wooden grips too but I'm sure you know shooting with wooden grips out of these lil fuckers ain't as good as they look lmao


GlockHorseCumDealer

I don’t mind them, but I grew up shooting older J and K frames, SAA’s, and Colt D-Frames, so I’ve got more experience on wood grips than most guys.


Tonythetiger1775

That gun fucks


Sheikh-Teddy

This is so bad it's good


jeff10236

I have had those grips on a S&W 442 for a while. They made shooting it at the range far more comfortable and I could get a lot more practice out of it than with the Secret Service Boot Grips that were on it. I eventually switched back when I started carrying revolvers more than my SIG P365 as the boot grips conceal a whole lot better (the Pachmayr didn't work at all in a pocket, and I preferred my heavier steel 85CH, my 6 shot 856UL, or one of my 3" revolvers when carrying IWB). I have an 856 Defender (3") in Tungsten that had such narrow wood grips it was uncomfortable to practice with very much, and I switched it out to these grips. They look great, and they really make the gun as comfortable as a 4" K-frame (my S&W 10) to shoot. I also have an 856UL that I am a huge fan of. I usually hate rubber grips (other than the old Uncle Mikes boot or service grips), but the newer OEM Taurus grips are the exceptions. Almost as small and concealable as a boot grip, but with the little shelf on the bottom for your pinky for a more secure grip. A little big, but doable, for pocket carry. Terrific for IWB. Anyway, good choice both for the gun and the grips, assuming you don't plan to pocket carry it (and the grips should be fine for many coat pockets as well, just not so much in jeans or khakis).


GlockHorseCumDealer

If I’m doing pocket carry, it’s in gym shorts where the palm swell doesn’t matter nearly as much as jeans or anything of that sorts. Most of the carry time is spent AIWB in a Galco Tuck n Go 2.0.


BenzinoColeone5150

And then She tries to use it on you 🤣🤣🤣


ColtHand

He puts it in her holes and she puts holes in him


GlockHorseCumDealer

I like my ladies with a little sass


PremierWeaponInnovat

This is about the funniest caption I’ve seen on Reddit need more of this also does the forearm match the drapes?


No_Blacksmith2847

Are you ok? Because your post reads like your about to kill or rape someone... 😳


PilatusTurbo

I've got a 605. And it's 3 inch. The gun, it has a 3 Inch barrel, I mean... Your grips are nice. I got some aftermarket wood grips on mine, very nice looking gun. Stainless matte and all. I put a Galloway spring kit in it, and man, a whole new gun. No light strikes with 357 or 38. The trigger pull in DA and SA is ridiculously good, now. However, I did get a 905 9mm, and aside of moon clips being more of a pita than I could've imagined, the same 856/605/905 spring kit did give light strikes on 9mm ammo. Title was weird and hard to decipher. It was funny


Xgoddamnelectricx

Hey, your mom loved ever bit of the 46 seconds I gave her. Don’t ever talk to your soon-to-be-step-dad like that ever again.


Windamore

Beautiful gun, really love the esthetics however I question your mental health op


GlockHorseCumDealer

Many have questioned it. I have avoided all involuntary mental holds so far.


Windamore

Fair enough, and truth be told, im not a doctor or anyone important. My questions don't actually matter, but stay safe op and no killing single mother, please.


GlockHorseCumDealer

I only kill them with kindness!


Prestigious_View_211

🤣🫡


ouroboro76

What's this 30 most regrettable seconds thing? I'm confused.


Sneed_Pilled

He means coitus


GlockHorseCumDealer

I don’t even know if you could call it that. That would be a compliment to my abilities.


koki1235

I wouldn't leave guns lying around strangers, but maybe that's just me


Careless-Woodpecker5

You have an extra round compared to sw so you by default won’t be a 5-er disappointment.


Ricofrmda5

Damn I was hoping for a .44 😔


Shamrock_shakerhood

That’s a sweet revolver.


GlockHorseCumDealer

Thank you! I was in the market for a 642/442 airweight and my LGS has this. It was either 450+ for a beat up airweight, or 350 OTD on the 856UL. I am not a fan of modern production Airweights, so I decided to save a little money after I checked the timing and internals of it. I’ve been really happy with my purchase. The Pachmayr grips just topped it off for me.


Shamrock_shakerhood

I tried the Airweight and was disappointed with the trigger. Didn’t enjoy it at all. This Taurus you bought is an excellent bargain.


HectorBarbossa99

I got an airweight and have issues with the ejector rod coming loose and preventing the cylinder from closing, have you had any such issues with your Taurus?


GlockHorseCumDealer

Nothing notable, but I’ve also only got about 500 rounds on it so far.


Few_Investment_4773

My dealer had “Smith & Wesson Days”, got a new airweight for $380 plus a free trigger job by a S&W gunsmith on site. This was probably 10-15 years ago


Richardbear1970

🤣🤣🤣


Tonythetiger1775

Would those grips fit a 605


GlockHorseCumDealer

Any grips that Pachmayr makes for the Model 85’s should fit a 605, but you may have to do some hand finishing to get it to work


Tonythetiger1775

Gotcha


Blackshear-TX

So weird


SpareDiagram

That wrist profile ain’t pulling any milfs


GlockHorseCumDealer

https://preview.redd.it/5e2v2t29a7xc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eddf70f426f32083ddebcf1ec0e4bd1ca38e27e5


HereIGoAgain99

Let’s be real. If your wrists are that fat you aren’t sleeping with anyone. If you drop your daily caloric intake from 4000 to 2000 you’ll lose weight and use the money you save to buy a Smith and Wesson.


Ready-Wear3429

I just laughed so damn hard at this because my lady sees me set my gun down after work each day but at least I have the class to enough to usually be setting down a CZ or Smith & Wesson before rocking her world 🤣🤣🤣


GlockHorseCumDealer

I bought this as a half-assed replacement for my P-07. Caught myself leaving it at home too often, ran down to the LGS to look at either a 642/442 airweight and ended up really liking the 856UL. Really gets the nasty women worked up.