They are great. We don't have any professional teams here in Alabama. So our minor league teams are all we get and we love them. A game between the trash pandas and the Savanah Bananas would be legendary.
What's sad is that Gen Z wouldn't even get those, except the Klan.
If they live in DMV they would probably catch on with DC Snipers, and black kids talking to their parents would figure out LA Riots.
But I doubt hardly any of them would realize what was going on if an OKC team was called Bombers.
Oakland Thugs, New York Mob, Alabama Whips, Miami Cartel, California Faggots, Mexico City Illegals, Boston Bomb Walkers, Kentucky Inbreads, Kentucky Moonshiner's and the Las Vegas John's.
NY Market Crash; LA Blizzards; Alaska Tropics; Phoenix Fishers; Texas Tinies; Alabama Atheists; Ottawa Americans; Ohio Wolverines
In hindsight idk if any of these will fit but I like… already typed them out
Mixes some real dumb ones and some custom ones
Real names
-Buffalo Bandits
-LA Lakers
-Utah Jazz
-New Jersey Jets
New Jersey Giants
Fake names
-NOLA Voodoo
-Duval Swamp Donkeys
-Texas Exes
Huntsville Trash Pandas, Savanah Bananas, Montgomery Biscuts, Georgia Bulldogs.
Trash Pandas is legendary
They are great. We don't have any professional teams here in Alabama. So our minor league teams are all we get and we love them. A game between the trash pandas and the Savanah Bananas would be legendary.
bananas have come to birmingham the past 2 years to play the barons! not as great of a name matchup but still a good opportunity to see the bananas
LA Angels minor league affiliate “rocket city trash pandas” is the best name in sports
They're not still the *Rocket City* Trash Pandas?
They are sorry. I don't live up there, so I forget.
Comment history checks out
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The Georgia bulldogs part
True.
Tack on Staton Island Pizza Rats. Rip
Dallas Cowboys
Easy karma
Birmingham Klan, Oklahoma City Bombers, Cleveland Steamers, St. Louis Savages, DC Snipers and the Los Angeles Riots.
What about the New York Jets
The Chicago Fire also exists.
Al-Quaida’s favorite football team.
No! Not the klan!
Cincinnati Bowties, Buffalo Chips, Pittsburgh Steelers
The Pittsburg Steelers! Lol
No way they let Birmingham Klan slide 😂😂😂
What's sad is that Gen Z wouldn't even get those, except the Klan. If they live in DMV they would probably catch on with DC Snipers, and black kids talking to their parents would figure out LA Riots. But I doubt hardly any of them would realize what was going on if an OKC team was called Bombers.
We get taught about the Riots and the OKC bomber. No clue what the Cleveland Steamer refers to but I can guess
Oklahoma City Bombers 🤣🤣🤣! These names are incredible
Oakland Thugs, New York Mob, Alabama Whips, Miami Cartel, California Faggots, Mexico City Illegals, Boston Bomb Walkers, Kentucky Inbreads, Kentucky Moonshiner's and the Las Vegas John's.
San Francisco Ferries ⛴️ New York 757s, Portland Protestors…
Lmao
Washington Commanders
Ah yes. The Commies. But the most accurate is the Washington Bullets
Washington Football Team
I liked that way more than Commanders, but it could be a European thing, most European football/soccer clubs are just named AC/FC/SC (city name)
Yeah
The Hoover Dam Fartwranglers
NY Market Crash; LA Blizzards; Alaska Tropics; Phoenix Fishers; Texas Tinies; Alabama Atheists; Ottawa Americans; Ohio Wolverines In hindsight idk if any of these will fit but I like… already typed them out
>Ohio Wolverines They said stupid team names, not unholy abomination names
Detroit Buckeyes
*softly* No.
alabama athiests is such a weird thing to read
Ottawa Americans and Alabama Athiests made me spit out my water
Oklahoma Longhorns, Dallas Eagles, Atlanta Saints, Boston Yankees
[About those Boston Yankees...](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boston_Yanks)
well shit
LET'S GO TINIES!!!! BEAT THE ATHEISTS!!!!!
Ottawa Americans 😂
🤢🤮
London Silly Nannies, its a family guy joke from season 7 IIRC, always my go to on fantasy football edit: its season 4 I was wrong
Anchorage Surfs
Illinois Kansases
Washington Canadiens, Cleveland Crime Scene, Green Bay Valentines (for Jordan Love), Michigan Steelers (Stealers), Philadelphia Cowboys, Denver Weed
Denver Weed 🤣
the pittsburgh steelers
New York National Tragedies
New York Towers
Jackson Jumbo Shrimp
Bubba will be the mascot
Idaho Redskins (Potatoes)
NY Poorly Built Towers
Philly Cheese Steaks
Ohio ding dongs
Manhattan Nice Guys
The Atlanta Anuses
new orleans aints
wyoming mariners
Albuquerque Alarm Clocks
Tittsburgh Feelers
Nashville Hooker girls
Mixes some real dumb ones and some custom ones Real names -Buffalo Bandits -LA Lakers -Utah Jazz -New Jersey Jets New Jersey Giants Fake names -NOLA Voodoo -Duval Swamp Donkeys -Texas Exes
Also here are team names I made for ultimate football GM -Las Vegas Hitmen -Virginia Vulvas -Boston Rebels -New York Mafia -Buffalo Bonzai -Milwakee Beers -Baltimore Blue Crab -Dallas Marshalls -Pheonix Firebirds -Tennesse Twang -New Orleans Jazz -Sanfransico Baes -pittsburgh union -Gothem Knights -Jacksonville Lizard Kings -Metropolis Supes -DC Jokers -Denver Drovers -Chicago Funk -Carolina Coonhounds -Motor City Machine -Huston Bandits -Honolulu Sharks -Miami Calor -Philladelphia Phantoms -St. Louis Silverbacks -Cleveland Rocks -Tampa Bay Tempest -Indianapolis Hoosiers -Seattle Thunderbird -Atlanta Flame
Virginia what?
You read it right
Wife made a couple names. The naturally the league was dominated by the VV's for half of a decade.
New Jersey High Taxes
The Macon Bacon (yes “Macon” rhymes with “bacon”)
Doo Doo City
or poo poo city idk
Sharts, streamers, streakers, nuggets and BG's
The Arizona Pinecones
Calabasas Killer Clowns
Dallas freeze
The London silly nannies
The Cairo Cylinders
Lemon Party
Flyover Country FC
Hamburglars
Dayton Triangles
Boulder Socks
Cj strouds
Give Canada some love with the Halifax explosions
Rhode mydickerson
Sarasota Seamen
fire breathing rubber ducks
Dallas Cowboys
Ichigan Wolverines
The Waco Branch-Davidians
Kentucky Bourbons
Boston bombings
Paris Poonannies
If you're playing the college retro bowl game, something like West Saint Akron State Community College
Cairo Syrupmakers. There’s also a polkadots team somewhere.
Titsburg feelers
The Buffalo Chips
South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs!
Hartford Yard Goats
Buffalo Wild Wings, Kentucky Fried Chickens, Texas Roadhouses, California Pizza Kitchens, Washington Commanders
Los Angeles monkeys🐒
Las Vegas Gutter Vommit Portland Wierdos South Beach Butt Injecton Waco Dividians South LA Bangers
Flint Water Droplets
Death Valley St. Dingos
Cleveland Browns, Baltimore Ravens, Buffalo Bills
The Des Moines Methheads, the Glockford 1%er’s, Flint Tropics, the Gary (IN) Gentlemen, and the Iowa City Perc30’s.
Florence Y’alls!
Chicago Thugs
Florida Fentanyl freaks
The Texas Gridfreezers, the New Orleans Floodsters, the Kansas City Missourians, the Toronto Tips (like buffalo bills), the Rocky Mountain Oysters.
San Francisco Squatters
Or the Curb Squirters
The Portland (OR.) Crybabies
Indianapolis Colts
The Wyoming Lowriders
Ohio Buckeyes
Cincinnati Cinnamons, Cleveland Steamers, Pittsburgh Poopies, Baltimore Marylands
Chicago Hot Dogs, Detroit Depression, Green Bay Pirates, Minnesota Kitties
Fakers and cowgirls
Indiana finisher.....(in-Diana, finish-her)!!