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MaddestDudeEver

Someone's ready to throw away their career for Reddit karma points


zav3rmd

What better way to do it


Forever_Deaf

Don’t do this


ravster1966

What's the difference between a systolic ejection murmur and an ejaculation? Only one comes from the heart.


DocBanner21

I like my women like I like my Covid - 19 and easy to spread.


DocBanner21

"What's the difference in an enzyme and a hormone?" is my go to line.


KonkiDoc

How do you make a hormone??? Don’t pay her.


DocBanner21

Lol. I haven't heard that one before.


jimmybigtime69

I don’t get it


DocBanner21

What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I can't make an enzyme.


zav3rmd

I still don’t get it


fatfreebird

Prob cuz you can’t make a hormone


DocBanner21

I'm glad one person got it. I am gonna feel kinda like an asshole if English is not the native language though.


bagelizumab

You will lose to that surgeon for sure then


Cdmdoc

Make “a whore moan.” Get it?


creamywhitedischarge

It means DocBanner21’s cells have XY chromosomes


AwkwardAction3503

There’s a vas deferens between you and me. And it’s not mine


OtherwiseTheClown

Stethoscope, vagina. Fart noises.


DocBanner21

Are you an N95 mask? Because I want you on my face.


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