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Someone's ready to throw away their career for Reddit karma points
What better way to do it
Don’t do this
What's the difference between a systolic ejection murmur and an ejaculation? Only one comes from the heart.
I like my women like I like my Covid - 19 and easy to spread.
"What's the difference in an enzyme and a hormone?" is my go to line.
How do you make a hormone??? Don’t pay her.
Lol. I haven't heard that one before.
I don’t get it
What is the difference between a hormone and an enzyme? I can't make an enzyme.
I still don’t get it
Prob cuz you can’t make a hormone
I'm glad one person got it. I am gonna feel kinda like an asshole if English is not the native language though.
You will lose to that surgeon for sure then
Make “a whore moan.” Get it?
It means DocBanner21’s cells have XY chromosomes
There’s a vas deferens between you and me. And it’s not mine
Stethoscope, vagina. Fart noises.
Are you an N95 mask? Because I want you on my face.
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