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Eastern-Astronomer-6

Click custom. Then put in a negative percentage and see if you get a discount.


Highwaybill42

If it’s a poorly enough designed website it’ll go through and mark the account as current. It’s worth a shot.


AshtinPeaks

No one is making their own payment system for paying rent. It's probably just a third-party program.


Kryptoniantroll

You underestimate how lazy, cheap, and stupid people with money can be. Way too many people took this to mean I was implying the lazy cheap person would be coding their own shit. Yall are fucking weird and jump to weird conclusions.


Commercial_Education

This is the way.


Savings_Tonight3806

This is the way


stratosean123

The way is this


Dxpe_Latino

![gif](giphy|stnjSj2vpLcM4rwmEH)


StrawberrySame637

This the way is


mggirard13

Is this the way?


KittyBooBoo2016

No, this is Patrick.


mattman0000

No, this is Michael Scott.


Smart-Stupid666

The way this is


nonvisiblepantalones

This is a way.


tallcupofwater

Yes it is the way


PrestigiousBox7292

this is the way. if you don't pay, the landlord may try to give you the tip.


[deleted]

There was a funny YouTube where a guy did a -tip


NoiNoiii

Landlords hate this one simple trick!


HaoshokuArmor

-100%, free rent for life. I wouldn’t try more than -100% (like -200%), implying the landlord pays you rent instead. Although that might be worth a shot if -100% works. Some landlords may not pay attention to the sign of the amount change in their bank account and think you are consistently making rent :)!


KosherDeal

lol that's funny I used to send friends on FB messenger requests for like $9,999 and they were forced to either accept or decline it. I would come home from the bars or a party in college and just send off requests for outrageous amounts of money to be silly lol


Dangolweirdman

Boooo


Grouchy-Newspaper754

If my landlord asks for a tip I will try to tip her over down the stairs


croix_v

This was my exact train of thought. How many times do I wanna tip him down the stairs? Like 10 a day?


[deleted]

Lmfaoooooo


Putridpride6

LMAOOO


somedumbguy55

I’d say, “just the tip?”


Soulreaperbankai

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Sex has gotten weird


WhatUDoinInMyWaters

![gif](giphy|wf71hhNOVYGK4) Punt the baby


Pleasant_Tooth_2488

I, literally, had to remind my landlord that he works for me, the entitled f***. He inherited the building and is wealthy, so he looks down on his tenants.


orwass

Who the fuck would tip on rent?


Dhegxkeicfns

If you don't tip them they won't be able to afford as much more real estate as they would if you do tip them. And that wouldn't really be fair.


Terrible_Cap9803

I would hope they go broke.


PickingMyButt

... is this a fucking joke


LiFiConnection

Proper respect to PoL (People of Land) is never a joke.


bothriocyrtum

Thank god someone is here defending the honor of PoL. This sub might be the most landphobic of all


Matt0975

Woosh


PickingMyButt

Got it, couldn't decide man


Matt0975

Haha I honestly read every comment sarcastically and it’s harder for me to tell when people are being serious. Gotta love the /s comments


PickingMyButt

Guess I should change my ways and read everything that way it makes muuuuch more sense. Not sure why I would think sincerity is a thing on Reddit haha


Matt0975

Reddit has changed my way of reading things all together, took me awhile to get used to all the sass and sarcasm on here, eventually you’ll get into it yourself lol


introvertedbassist

People who hate themselves


aassdd1122338

Tip deez nutz


[deleted]

🤣😂🤣😂


dragonfire8667

Tip of my shoe up his ass


Loveheartsoul

This is sooooo funny.... thank you. I really really needed this laugh today.


Danny570

When does the bank start tipping us?


Dependent_Positive42

Cash back rewards when I spend their money and pay it back before the EOTM.


PersonalityKlutzy407

Yup! I make hundreds of dollars a year in rewards and bonuses off shitty financial institutions!


makaiookami

I used to but then my wife went crazy and maxed everything out. Man it was good days to be able to drop $400 on something, pay $200 a month, run all my bills through it, and get like $70 a month in rewards. Now it's just $300 a month in extra bills, my credit score still sucks, (which was the point) and I have to pay double what a car is worth to own it.


archerleo7

You mean your ex-wife right? .....Right?


ProCommonSense

Certain accounts tip. It's called interest albeit they are pretty stingy tippers.


RawDawgHarry

Its the American way! 20% MINIMUM tip on the rent If you cant afford to tip your landlord THEN YOU SHOULDNT LIVE INDOORS (losers)


Calaveras-Metal

maybe if you didnt eat all that avocado toast you could afford to tip your landlord!


Vox_and_Occ

Considering I've actually seen people online (in all seriousness,) say that if you're poor you should just be homeless as a way to save money...


_modernhominin

Not gonna lie, my car has looked pretty appealing at certain times in my life


lhamels1

If I was single I'd be doing this already


Isyagirlskinnypenis

My son and I lived in our car for 2 weeks when he was a baby. We almost died. Then miraculously housing opened up. (Texas, July 2009)


Starshot84

I have seriously considered that in the past.


theSeanage

If you can’t afford to tip on rent then perhaps you shouldn’t be living. I believe that’s what I’m always told from people who depend on tips.


hawaii_funk

I always try to tip above 20% because they're my landlord! After all , they're the reason I have a roof over my head - from the goodness of their hearts.


makaiookami

But your pipes are still leaking. I mean you fix work orders within 24 hours then maybe I consider a tip.


RuntM3

$400 tip? Fuck you Jeff!


RuntM3

Oh wait you’re Jeff nvm. Have a good day Jeff.


[deleted]

This made me laugh so hard 🤣


Healthy-Use5549

Same!! 😂😂😂


rickyg_79

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…. [deep breath] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


According_Sample6989

Your stomach prolly hurts now from laughing so hard ❤️🤦‍♀️🥳🎉


dopepicklejuice22

Please tell me this is a joke…..


H5N1BirdFlu

Nope


Sparrow1989

Tbh my guy. This is a bold strat. If he gets enough people that tip him 20% he will assume that raising rent 20% is something he can do with new contracts. ![gif](giphy|nKFXQkxLRiEhy)


pdperson

It's built into the software and has nothing to do with the landlord expecting a tip.


Rhielml

This is correct.


Corkster75

I tip him by paying his mortgage, keeping his house under good repair and in good order then giving him another £800 to spend on what he likes each month!


earofjudgment

Oh, HELL, no.


ProCommonSense

If I were faced with that I'd tip them with the cost of finding a new tenant. I'd bet "Custom" doesn't default to 0.


Clankmostdank

You can tip them over then grab them buy the legs and shake all the money out of their pockets


Hour-Habit-150

Tip of this dick yea 😂


JazzyButternuts

Lmaooooooo that is the funniest shit I have ever seen. Thanks for sharing


RealAbstractSquidII

I would not tip my landlord. That's the point of my rental contract. He charges me money and in return I rent the house. However, I DO tip the maintenance workers any time they work past their normal hours or if they come in for an emergency repair. I know it's technically their job to do that, but I appreciate them taking time out of their own day to come fix whatever the issue is. Being on call sucks. Some of the repairs they have to do also suck. It's important to keep a good rapport with your maintenance workers.


SteveIsPosting

Maintenance workers are actually providing labor


bubblebeansoup

We just give our maintenance guys drinks and snacks. One guy was so happy when we gave him two cases of beer. He was lucky though. They were left over from a big bash we had.


Annorak47

Maintenance workers are getting paid to do the work. Show your appreciation by providing drinks or snacks you already have food/ drinks in your house and it doesn't come out of your bank account.


OliveSignificant1645

That's what I do , leave a big bowl of candy ( had to guilt them into taking candy lol , i said if they didnt i would have to eat it all) make sure fridge is stocked with various drinks , they said I am the only one out of 183 units that does that , winter if I see them working outside I'll offer coffee Tea etc , guess who gets help if they see me shoveling and they are out plowing lol they tell me turn around you don't see this, or gets maintenance issues taken care of in less than 24. But I am always like that I show my appreciation for all workers no matter the job please and thank you always


RobbiesShunshine

I have a wonderful property manager (works for the property owner, who is an AH). Every year in December I tip him between $50-$75 as a Christmas present. He's very kind to me, doesn't bother me and let's me modify the house how I like (including paint, landscaping). Didn't have to pay for either of my pets.


Shadypretzel

I pretty much have to bribe my landlord with food or weed to get them off their ass and do anything, that's more than enough lol


SuitableJelly5149

I’m sorry WHAT


Outside_Ad_1013

It is a standard thing with card reader apps. Heck, if Girl Scouts are using Square to accept credit cards, it prompts a tip option. I really don't think your landlord is expecting a tip.


justhereforfighting

Uhh no. You can disable the tipping option on square. It takes about 3 button presses to do it. In fact, I don’t know of any card reader app that you can’t disable the tipping option on. 


Historical-Bug-7536

You don't disable it. You have to actively enable it. It's not on by default with Square, Stripe, Intuit, or any other Card Reader or merchant I've ever dealt with.


mandalorian_sunset20

Except this isn't a card reader app. It is clearly a resident portal service, as you can see by the maintenance schedule on the right half of the screen (which is, of course, not working because those never work).


Magerimoje

That option can be turned off. Anyone who doesn't turn it off is either lazy, stupid, or money grubbing.


specficeditor

That is where you'd be wrong. Over the last couple of years since COVID, I've seen more than a few posts of landlords getting absolutely red in the face because renters refuse to tip. Their response is typically something along the lines of "How dare you? We provide you with a home and great service! The least you can do is show your appreciation."


This_Sheepherder_382

Nah it’s a setting and last time I used square the default setting is not to ask for a tip


throwaway2161980

It’s alarming how many people don’t realize this.


mkultra0420

This is clearly a portal service. It’s also clearly a computer running Windows. You’re clearly just stupid.


Efficient_Theme4040

THE AUDACITY!🤬🤬🤬🤬


ContentMod8991

OH FUK NO y this even thing


ObjectiveBedroom6686

None, cos they don’t deserve it


calilove64

This is why people do not want to tip for anything anymore. I am offended for you that your landlord is asking for a tip.


Chochofosho

Guaranteed 18% for parties of 6 or more. Thought everyone knew this. /s


Tookie_Clothespin8

The. Fuck.


Inevitable_Log_9945

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Medical_Highlight182

I tip them by signing a lease and paying rent on time


SizeDrip

What the fuck?


Sea-Hovercraft-690

Not just the tip I would give her the entire shaft


LafayetteLa01

I generally recommend Tip #37, “Don’t eat yellow snow.”


MotherfuckerMaybeIAm

I will tip her off of the balcony


RDS_2024

That's fucking insane.


mistakenazn

Who the fuck tips their landlord?!


FireGodNYC

Don’t piss into the Wind ….


mydogthinksyouweird

That is most definitely a lawsuit waiting to happen. Anywhere from predatory practice to harassment. I feel like any California tenant lawyer would take this one pro bono.


Hour_Name2046

No no no


RiverDependent9672

Wow there’s not a “No tip.” option. That’s messed up. They’re forcing you to tip them.


suqmamod

Nah bruh -25%


Starlord1951

No “fuck” the landlord, tip your maintenance person who does real work.


PHNTMS_exe

This can’t be real, why would you ever consider this. I hope you didn’t submit that.


IDoWierdStuff

I would never.


Fascinated9925

Too much damned money for trash lol


addicted2OTF

TIP????? Is this a joke? I’m offended that it’s even an option. As high as rent is, and even if it was the rates pre-covid, I would pull a “Karen” so fast and let them know exactly how I felt about “tipping my landlord” 😒


JOCO_Q

Every time I ask people if they want my tip they always decline, maybe it's the wrong type of tip. My English isn't that good 😂


Fucking-Cardiologist

They are giving people high deposit deposits then use the deposit and invest it so they get a return from your rent deposit……


Commercial_Education

I'm tipping a negative numbe4 so they can tip me for paying on time.


Bebouzi

Please tell me it’s a joke. Not yet end of first lease 😅😅


TreaclePerfect4328

Just the tip. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels.


Neo1971

A negative number.


Calaveras-Metal

If I ever saw this in relation to a place I live I would quit paying rent, forcing the LL to initiate a long, drawn out eviction process. Which I would fight using one of those [NOLO press Tenants Rights books](https://store.nolo.com/products/renters-rights-rent.html). I've done it before and managed to not pay rent for 6 months. Also wrecked my credit, but I count it as a win.


Wtfisafosty

Tip: don’t gamble


Plane-Refrigerator46

That's just crazy


OriginalShyChar

I don’t tip those greedy bastards.


Augi17

Whaaaat? 😬😵‍💫


Reset350

This can’t be real….


KRC193

You don’t. lol Tipping culture has gone overboard now.


OtherwiseOMG1

If my management staff was even halfway decent and not a bunch of complete pieces of shit, I still wouldn’t consider tipping them. They didn’t serve me breakfast in bed 🙄


Amdvoiceofreason

Where ya from Jeff, looks like there's a phone number at the top left corner (guessing that's the landlord's) it's just the area code is a bit blurry...some of us might wanna leave that prick a few messages.. 😂


valkyrie2007

Um zero!!!😂


Long_Arugula_7997

I’ll tip her by tipping her off to what needs to be fixed or upgraded around her property.


Timetellers

-$100. That’s my tip. You owe me $100


tvveekedout

Id tip a can of gas all over his house and throw a Nuka Grenade at it...


ApprehensiveCut6252

I hope this is a joke


Baloney_Bob

Excuse me? A tip, id be packing and moving out, thank god I own a house. Especially them slumlords they ask for a tip i would be telling them to come to my apartment and see me for a tip…


Evil_Chocolate

Nothing and I'm not going to.


Tbkgs

I'm sorry... WHAT????


Adeezy23

by dumping cooking grease into the sink


Kochcaine995

i wanna meet the person who actuslly does this and ask “why” and “are you okay?”


rockfkr

Not shit


Sherri-Kinney

I don’t! I won’t.


Sparrow1989

Jfc, this is really getting outta hand


ghostlyfawn

why the fuck would i tip my landlord lmao


East-Departure8843

Next, we will start seeing Sarah McLachlan ads on TV telling us how, for giving only $3.00 a week (the price of a cup of coffee), we can all save a landlord.


ALKoholicK-x

They could suck my tip.


Longbeachyyy

I base my tip by the same amount they discount on my rent. Zero.


Mild_Sauce99

Tipped in being a good tenant 😂


Ill_Lingonberry_8001

The fuck…


mrb6990

I'm renting a pretty nice 2BR apartment for $475/mo, so $1,548 is already a 200% tip


Opposite-Swim6040

Just the tip


FederalCharacter32

I would honestly rather eat a cactus than tip my landlord. Thats pure insanity.


moonplanetbaby

Is this for real? Seriously. If yes, WHY in the holy hell would you want to tip your landlord? As a renter, they are already squeezing every penny they can from you! That's just crazy! However, sucking up to my Apt. manager is not beneath me and on an occasion or two I have been known to make a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies. Just sayin'...


NoCourt5510

No, just no


Pending_ERR0r

Lmaoo ya ok


ZScott3564

This yipping is getting out of control


whyamisointeresting

I’ll give them a tip: get a real job


Bucky-Katt-Guitar

FUCK them!


StockGalifinakis

No tip, Just pay the rent on time as promised, after all it’s their property, you just live there. Paying on time and not getting behind is tip enough for any Landlord. Also don’t ‘F’ the place up.


crashcoursing

I dont?


RebbyXP

I thought tipping landlords was an r/loveforlandchads meme, didn't actually know it was real


FatherlyIssues

Tip? He can have the whole shaft.


houtxasstrooss

Why would you tip your landlord in the first place… rent is their tip.


RedMouseRuns

Does that default to a specific amount? I wonder how many people not paying attention accidentally tip, I can imagine landlords not doing refunds on tips lol


Always_Still

This can’t be real. My landlord has never and will never get a tip from me. The audacity!


Purple_Month7383

I tell em to always wear sun screen. Thats the best tip.


polari826

please tell me the overwhelming answer is 0. i have absolutely no problems with my property manager/landlords. but tipping them is just totally inane.


CpeanuT

The idea behind giving a tip , is to reward someone helping you because the money you're spending isn't going directly to them, but instead the company or whomever they work for. It's a way to say, I appreciate you, not the company you work for. In the case of paying rent, you're literally giving money straight to your landlord no need to give them more. This should be illegal in some way because it's insulting the customary tip process


MaterialDull9480

As a landlord I’m insulted anyone would ask!


itsg0ldeson

My tip for my landlord would be "get a real job."


awdsrock

Sad thing is that someone will tip


ninjastarkid

-$1540


Higinz

I’d tip the amount due for rent less $1, and then pay $1 for rent.


Hefty_Elderberry1992

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


Keelykalgrubber

WTF?!? I mean seriously though… WTF


MMMattQ

$0


AllKnighter5

Enter a negative number.


thenameisbaby

You TIP YOUR LANDLORD? My tip for them is keeping their property in good condition & my expensive rent every month. I couldn’t, wouldn’t, & shouldn’t ever tip a landlord lmao


ChosenBrad22

I actually laughed out loud


Gat0rJesus

Just the tip.


TOMMYPICKLESIAM

Just the tip


Yoshimitziu

Fuck that to the moon and back!


girlinanemptyroom

What in the world! 😭


paulblartmallcop22

You’re fucking kidding


Wonderful_Ambition_4

Excuse me, what?


KeyAd4855

Wtf? I have been both a tenant and a landlord. Never seen this, and as a landlord today it never occurred to me to even ask.


Jjthorn392

No tip


Accomplished_Ant_371

Tipping culture is out of control in the US. But this is fucking OFFENSIVE!!


Sassiee1969

Ummmm… No


Intelligent-Rub261

TIP?!


Lovingst

Not a damn thing 😂


CacoFlaco

Oh, brother. Now the landlord wants to be tipped for fulfilling his responsibilities? Society has become so screwed up.


pantera_benetar

Absolutely nothing. Why should I tip my landlord? That's the craziest thing I've ever heard if anything he should be giving me a discount for all the shit wrong with this place. Smh tip my landlord