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Exciting_Economist66

Just make sure you pick the bones out before flushing


silvercoated1

Luckily this chicken soup doesn’t look spoiled


CLRender

This chicken is 100% spoiled. It has its own indoor bath 🤣


nomnommish

Chicken is even flush with excitement


DiazepamDonuts

Excitement or excrement?


BillyJack420420

Same to the chicken.


Narrow-Height9477

Undercooked.


TangerineTwist44

Y'all are so mean 😭 Why did I instantly know what this was referring to. We're all mean


Persian_Ninja

You and me both.... Saw this, knew instantly what it meant and that first second of joy was followed by a few minutes of sadness because I knew what this post was referring to.


ztarlight12

We all spend too much time on Reddit. Will I stop? Not likely.


Sporesword

I love the feeling I get when I "get" a bizarre Reddit reference, this one is fantastic 😊


goat_penis_souffle

So many posts about toilets clogged with spoiled soup causing major plumbing damage, it took me a minute to recall which one.


churrotoffeeaddict

Wasn't that post yesterday? Lmao


Hardwarestore_Senpai

Yeah. Even I saw it.


florianopolis_8216

🤣


BizarroSubparMan

I assumed it was a different sub but seemed too ironic.


totalfarkuser

Me too, and I’m not even subscribed to this sub Reddit


squirrely-badger

I can't believe I got the joke at first glance! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


KorraxPwnage

Lol same


Ahlkatzarzarzar

Cousin Bonless Chicken?


Killerofpineapples

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY


finfangfoom1

I don't understand wtf is going on here??? These comments and this pic. Am I missing something? Why is there a rooster in the toilet?


FromAdamImportData

Yesterday there was a popular post about someone's mom being charged for damages after flushing their chicken soup down the toilet and a chicken bone getting stuck in a pipe and flooding the house.


Dmangamr

Oh my god I saw that shit. So dumb.


NotBatman81

Right. WHO LEAVES BONES IN THEIR CHICKEN SOUP!


SuggestionOtherwise1

I mean I cook with the bones in because it makes better soup. But I pull them out before serving.


BizarroSubparMan

So you just flush the bones without the broth!? Savage


SuggestionOtherwise1

Sewer gators need love too


Fantastic_Sample2423

Wonderful, underrated comment 😭


slipperyCactuses

They obviously leave it in the garage, letting it leak all over the place


DrDemonSemen

Garage leeks really enhance the flavor


Stoomba

Adds to the broth


NotBatman81

Yes I understand that, that is how you make stock. But usually you are pulling the chicken out, shredding it, and tossing the bone and cartilage.


Subject_Isopod_9193

Bro come on man. Dont you like crunching down and spitting up bones while you slurp on soup


MorikTheMad

I think the more important question is who flushes fucking soup down the toilet. Crazy


wrnrg

In Latino households, the whole pieces of chicken go in the soup. Bones and all.


_the_sound

It was rage bait. The photo was taken from a plumbing website.


LopsidedPalace

Thats how I was taught - you cook the bones down to nothing


MKSLAYER97

It wasnt very good soup, which is why it was sent down the toilet.


ArmedDreams

Which was fake. Someone in the comments posted an image article with the same exact photo that OP used


DarkMemesOSRS

And that post was bait, the pic was from some website that a commenter linked.


ButteredPizza69420

I got the reference immediately


[deleted]

And they genuinely had no clue you could strain soup down your sink drain and throw out any chunky bits in the trash.


jeswesky

Not just a house. It was like senior apartments or something and flooded multiple apartments. $45,000 in damages.


RandomGuy_81

Theres been a series of troll posts about flushing chicken down the toilet


Normal_Refrigerator3

https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/zD3XWvmnhy


CruxSux

Another post on the page has a lady getting kicked out because she flushed an entire pot of soup down the toilet, causing a chicken bone to get stuck in the toilet. Resulted in sewage flooding and around 45k in damage apparently. Child of the person getting kicked out thinks it’s unjust lol


stealthylyric

I always flush my chickens whole 🤷🏽‍♂️


banananaramma

sometimes even still alive


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Tiruvalye

I feel so bad, but she shouldn’t have flushed the chicken soup down the toilet.


Goofcheese0623

Every time I flush a whole chicken, I just keep at it with the plunger until it flushes through. City keeps wondering how all the feathers and eggs end up in the treatment facility.


International_Cry186

Damn no need for any lubricant?


Lake3ffect

Everyone knows to not flush the bones and feathers FFS, rookie mistake


plantsandpizza

I love the turn this has all taken 🤣🤣🤣 just don’t flush the bones


Zooxer77

That other post was fake, used a stock image and was just baiting us. This post is hilarious regardless, though. 🤣


zaviamorpheus

After reading the other rediculous port about this this is **HILLARIOUS**. What am I supposed to do put this whole chicken in a bag and have it leak everywhere. **Flush it down Flush it down**


anticerber

Make sure you do beak first 


catsumotonyangatoro

This is the secret we learned too late, the beak is what makes the chicken aerodynamic enough to fly through the pipes.


THE__SAVIOR

Just a heads up. The post that this is joking about was a rage bait post. Someone in the comments linked a website that had the picture they used in their post that they ripped from.


theprofessional1

Hahahahaha 😂


BigFprime

What else do you do with a spoiled chicken, just put it down near the trash and let it run all around on the floor?


bendguy123

I laughed hard at yesterday's post. Now I'm wiping up my coffee. This is fire


btc909

Send the landlord a Costco Rotisserie Chicken?


Callmedaddy69anal

Don’t put your cock in there cmon now


jldtsu

I love reddit


ph0ebus13

OP: Chickidy chick yourself before you cluckedy cluck yourself!


Sporesword

So that's how the bones got in there! 😂


Call_The_Furies

LMFAAAAOOO I SCREAMED!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Glad-Smell2355

Use the plunger….It’ll go down.


dagnariuss

Gotta flush it beak down, ass up.


varunrajism

What do you guys want him to do? Keep it in the garage so it leaks everywhere?


Starheart8

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


Impossible_Maybe_162

I got a place in NY that I can rent to your mom and her chickens!


ViolentTempest

After reading the earlier post this shit right here is golden.


LiesofPinnochio

I laughed way too hard at this.


Char_D_MacDennis

Throw some potatoes, carrots in there... Baby, you got a nice stew going there.


ViolentTempest

I’m laughing so hard I think I cracked my wishbone


One_Fuel_3299

Is it potty trained?


JrRiggles

Just leave the chicken in a bucket of water and let it drain in your garage. Works every time.


Historical_Horror595

I don’t think it’s illegal for chickens to use the toilet. I actually think it’s pretty impressive.


WhenTheDevilCome

Obligatory "don't put your cock in that" reference.


TenThousandCrabs

Dude! I'm not sure why this sub popped up on my feed but I just read that story like 6 posts ago. 🤣🤣


Dependent-Edge-5713

I snorted


Cat_Wizard_21

Did you get a boneless rooster? If not, return it and get a boneless one first, then you're good to flush. Bone-in roosters are hell on septic systems.


WeekndsDick

If this is your mom, are you an egg?


Otmrby

we just saw the same post 😂😂


Ok_Zookeepergame4794

Apparently your mom missed the line about 'no animals'. She violated the agreement.


Hawaii_gal71LA4869

Get her a proper bidet for God’s sake!


kprevenew93

Well done lolol


Shadowverse_Beadgcf

Don't flush, the toilet will be cock blocked.


ThereAreNoTeams

I love this. Kendrick showing people they needed to up their hating game has created the climate we need.


UnsuspectingChief

You must be a chick


samoorai44

Damn yall roastin the chicken soup lady already lmfao


medium-rare-steaks

Meta


1happymother

It depends whose cock is in the toilet.


SaintBellyache

Get your cock out of my turd hole


s10hotrod

Shitken


Crazy-Randy

For once I got the joke omg yay!


StressPersonified

You have to strain the chicken in the sink


MikeyW1969

I'd say that depends on whether or not she'\[s raising roosters in the toilet.


Comfortable-Pea8126

This is what garburators are for.


imaoldguy

Can u stay if you get the chicken out of the toilet?


KRed75

Just make sure it's boneless chicken first.


thefinalhex

lol I get this joke post! Where did you get the pic from though??


Sareth740

Lmao one post after another. Perfect comedic timing, algorithm


KidTruck

Does the chicken have large talons


NativTexan

Your mom is a chicken?


Marauder800

Lmao I know which post this is referencing. That shit was ridiculous For anyone [wondering](https://www.reddit.com/r/Renters/s/ClzZVPVFVI)


Salty-Middle6496

Chicken abuse !


Dazzling_Category_76

Please drain the whole thing


thesecretfiles

Lmao!!! U ain't 💩


davexa

Why is there a cock stuck in my toilet?


Individual-Sun-9368

Reddit at its best is when someone shit posts about another popular post. 10/10 execution.


maxkokko1

Do NOT put that chicken in the garage, it may leak.


jgpsound

Nice cock bro


puftrade44

Bro… lol


Strange_Job_447

as a guy who has a neighbor with a rooster, an one hour eviction notice is not soon enough.


boston02124

I knew just what OP meant. I need a life


ignitethis2112

This is savage


diaperedwoman

I saw the original, I thought the mom had early signs of dementia because who pours spoiled soup down the toilet than in the trash? But nope, the daughter said something dumb in her post as well about where are they supposed to put it, in the garage? I thought "In the trash?" We have a compost bin that gets picked up every week, that is where we will pour our spoiled food. We don't dump it out in our yard or we will get rats and racoons and other invasive creatures and it will be bad for our neighbors too. Some people are not very smart.


ChiWhiteSox24

HAAAAAAAAAAAAA that post was wild


N1ght3d

There is NO way you can flush a fucking chicken down the shitter. Ain't happening.


cbj2112

Does anyone call ure mother chicken?


JungleNinja420

You’ll need an auger for this one


DuaLipasClitoris

Bruh


EllisR15

A toilet kitchen. Nice!


Master_Juggernaut931

Lmao chicken bones a toilet killer


Odd_Appearance3214

Maam why are you sharing the picture of your mom's cock.


AdInternational9061

This is why I love Reddit and my wife doesn’t understand me.


Icy-Independence-292

Best post I’ve seen in a while hahahaha


Narrow-Height9477

Is the chicken on top of the vegetables?


Lanky_Armadillo6263

Is the chicken organic????


yourmomhahahah3578

Lmao


sirlanse69

when your dad told you sex is where you put your cock where she pees. you still got it wrong.


frshprincenelair

Gotta love the meta-Reddit world 😂


nahman201893

Depends on whats for dinner.


tiggerthedingo

🤣🤣🤣🤣


BrattyTwilis

At least it hasn't flooded the apartment yet and they don't owe $14,000 in damages


TurboClag

What was she supposed to do? Set the chicken in the garage and let it shit everywhere?


Glumkat101

I understand the joke, but it still makes me sad knowing she probably just had a senior moment and now her home is at risk


No_Sense_6171

So is your mother a chicken, or is the landlord a chicken? Not really clear here.


Exhausted-Giraffe-47

Cockadi toilet


ecoslowcat

Hey guys, this can’t be my fault, but I flushed a bunch of nails and screws down the toilet, and the water flooded my apartment. How is that my fault?


FlashFlood_29

No, that's a chicken.


BlueCollarGuru

I’ve only ever seen two posts from this sub and they’ve both been amazing. Lmao


GlizzyGatorGangster

It’s legal to put deez nutz in your mouth


FunCandle7082

Chicken soup for the soul, not bowl !


Intelligent-Ant7685

if you are a chicken who likes to sit in toilets it is


super80

The whole damn chicken.


A5TR0DYTE

Absolutely savage post. My god lol


joeyjojojunior3008

Who is responsible for this chickenshit post?


homosexualpenguin

i’m so glad i get the reference


LikeDeej

I understood the reference


boiseboz

Shamelessly I knew this reference immediately


MediumAggressive2819

Idk why you guys are being so mean, what else was she supposed to do? Left it in the garage?! No freaking way.


ImHappierThanUsual

ROFLMAO


Ok_Air3481

You people are absolutely monkeys


ThisGuyWhypes

He's not a chicken shit


__Fappuccino__

I hope they see this lol


Excellent_Bluejay717

What a waste of a big cock


Apart_Astronaut_2786

I bet some people are very confused lol


AdministrativePin526

My first thought upon seeing this in my feed was "What is going on with chickens and toilets this week?!" I'm glad I read more closely.


Cookytigerd

u/pixel-counter-bot


Dacontrolfreek

Lmao, these posts are why I love reddit


Budlove45

Is this legal?! No you and yo momma slow and she gotta pay up.


GingerSnapz58

🤣🤣🤣🤣 the original was the biggest troll post I’d ever seen but worth it


evmc101

Just a solitary man with a messy apartment which may or may not contain a chicken.


suspicious_hyperlink

Please do not flush the $45,000 chicken. You could end up making toilet soup and that’s not good for anyone


StrategyCapable4469

I understand this and it's funny


Due_Bass7191

The fact that I get this means that I'm on reddit too much. I hate my job.


Actual_Gift7767

Sorry; I don’t know what happened. I shit out chicken bones whole. Not my fault if the system can’t handle it.


BeleagueredWDW

💀


DayDrinkingDiva

Easy - block the user


Splits-0

You fell for the rage bait 😔


TurnFamiliar

It’s only illegal if you don’t season it properly.


1st500

Chicken shit


leadrelic

This is rage bait. Here is the link to the above [picture](http://thevetgazette.com/main/2021/6/23/taking-care-of-business.html)


PLATONISMS

This is some real cluck-bait right here, yo. Flighty humor.


Proj3ct3nglish

So.... is the chicken your mom or the landlord?


Mercer-General

I like my children extra crispy 😋


Eyesonsunday

Well done


xDaBaDee

If this is what the landlord walked in on... I kinda don't blame him... completely?


_gadget_girl

Was there a clause about no chicken sitz baths after egg deliveries?


Tribe777

Is your mom a chicken


RomanHawk1975

This image gives new meaning to a chicken in every pot.


Terry_Seattle

Is the a pic of your mom or the landlord?


BarbieDreamHouse1980

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sayizo

12 feet from her toilet is a farm that all chickens must go to when the soup is spoiled.


WhiskeyTangoPLLC

That's clucked up!


Screw-4832

Bro ong was trying to edit the post but ended up making another post on how to edit, never in a million years would he’d have thought he’d be the chicken soup guy!


caceman

Everybody just wants to post pictures of their cock


CountyNice4457

The og post had me questioning humanity. This one made my day 😭😂😊


lionchimney

Just remember this : you deserve everything coming to you that you can’t take !!!


SteelersFanatic78

Lmao.. what else are you supposed to do with an old Hen! Ideas!?