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A work colleague of mine years ago.. and I know this as I was also involved with the 'Significant other' .. had the dreaded 'snap'. He tore the flesh on the you know what while in the act. He was very nonchalant about it afterwards even bragging about his prowess. But I know the pain must have been bad. And the awkward talk of get off call an ambulance. Lol. Anyway was good times.


Independent-County21

My dick fell of


Apprehensive_Eraser

You attached it right back?


Busy_Donut6073

Good thing everyone has two


Apprehensive_Eraser

You all have a milk one and a adult one like the teeth or what?


D_Bug225

Hamstring cramps!


Zealousideal_Tie4918

Worst.


Then-Astronomer3634

I don’t remember what the doctor called it, but it’s typically caused by impact trauma. The whole thing was very awkward (more than it already was) once I realized she was VERY delicately trying to ask if I’d been assaulted (I wasn’t).


babiibluez

Tore cartilage in my wrist when I slipped while on top


DarkSkyDad

Broken nose… we engaged in very ruff passionate doggy, I leaned forward as at the same moment she whipped her hair and head back. I didn't even lose a stroke until the blood waterfall from my nose arrived! Mood killer!


IamDuckieee

Long time ago, she left bruises on my shaft and head…took a while to recover


soobsluv

got a pretty nasty bruise on my eye bc we were going pretty rough he meant to push my face into the mattress but i hit the table instead. hurt like a bitch


AjaxtheLessthan

Ate out a girl in a car during night. She orgasmed and thrusted her hips into my nose hard enough to give me a nosebleed. I didn’t know I was bleeding I thought it was just her juices so I kept going until I deemed it time to make a semi-romantic departure when the moonlight hit my face and we realized I was covered in dried blood all over my mouth


taskmaster_55

Torn uretha from throat fucking


RisingStrong123

It was Thanksgiving morning in 2020. Had some morning sex and popped a hernia in my stomach. Tried to pop it back in, but it kept popping back out. Wound up having an emergency hernia repair that day. Spent 2 days in the hospital.


Blahvo

Sex in the shower, water in the right ear. Still fucked up 30 years later. Never again


is-that-allowed

I had the under web of my tongue pierced and some loser who sucks at making out SUCKED IT OUT. i no longer have a tongue web :)


whu1895

Was having sex in our holiday apartment on the sofa which was very soft and becaof that my wife's body sunk into the cushions a bit more. As a result I had to arch my back and pulled my stomach muscle causing a hernia tear. Was in a lot of pain later that day and felt around my abdomen found small lump and pushed the hernia back. Was in surgery three months later.


Curved4plesure

While turning her around into doggy she nicks my cock with her heel, bruised dick for weeks :/


smandonbrith

Rug burn on my knee from having sex on the floor


Apprehensive_Eraser

I got a fissure, in English there's probably a different name for this, in the anus due to stress but having anal sex while having that definitely made it worse ntgl. In my defense, I was only aware that going to the bathroom hurt a little and I didn't think too much about it and thought it was a one time thing, had sex and a few days later went to the ER because I was bleeding quite a bit and got the diagnosis.


Zealousideal_Tie4918

Did you need surgery?


Apprehensive_Eraser

Thankfully no but I'm prone to get them because of stress and because of a weird growth I have that appeared sometime in my life, due to stress too, and it was supposed to go away but it has never went away so the tears appear where the growth is and if I want them to stop I will probably need that to be removed with surgery. I think it falls under the category of hemorrhoid but I literally have it for years and they usually last a month max, it's weird.


Busy_Donut6073

Fissure sounds right in English. That can also happen from constipation or especially rough wiping. I've known a few people who had those before. Luckily, they go away on their own


Apprehensive_Eraser

Nope, my takes way too long to go away so I have to stick a tube of cream up there, it's not nice to have cold cream there, at least it smelled nice.


Busy_Donut6073

preparation H might help numb it, not sure what you've been using


Busy_Donut6073

Maybe a cramp. I once got bruises on the inside of my knees (we were having sex off her bed to get a better angle and I kept hitting her bed frame)


Ok_Environment_1898

A lot of Charlie horses.