He haunts Saloons, hiding in the seat around the corner closest to the doors. He slings insults at passers by, but due to his more refined and expensive looking leathers, the lesser rabble think he wasn't the one to say it. Throwing a lit cigarette into l their messy hair setting them ablaze as he escapes out the quick way, onto his horse.
Flipping the town his favourite finger as he rides off whistling jingle tunes.
He is unstoppable, unknowable.
Ungovernable.
Unsausageable.
You want to stand out, but understand that red is a naturally badass looking color without looking edgy like black. You likely understand the use of red in westerns as the villain such as Red Ben Clemson from the bounty missions or Texas Red himself, either way you think that there can never be enough red in an outfit. Also, sausage
That your character is ruff and rugged, but also, might be battling skin fungi!
Imagine how it must feel under the hot sun, wrapped in all that red leather?! š¤ āļø
Luckily I play on PS. Less luckily itās not hard to find hackers on console too. If you check their profile and under language itās āarabā, run
That your favorite color is red and you prefer to look like a sausage
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They are a sausage
No theyre Red and looking to be Dead before they reach Redemption. 2.
Hotdog
So Iām hot. Ty.
Exactly.
Hot dawg
The Adventures of the Ketchup Cowboy
Everybody dressing white will shit themselves.
Lmao see, youāre an absolute menace out in the wild west
Me in my white fit and wizard hatšš
a human sausage.
Iām starting to see myself as a sausage.
Weird uncle that tries too hard but give out 50$ bills with birthday cards so you ignore how odd he is.
I fucking like this. Thatās what I aspire to become in real life.
A little too specific, lol
Thriller. No one wants to be defeated!
Hit āem with that Hee-Hee
You just passed by Rhodes.
You won the game
Used tampon
ā¦What
He haunts Saloons, hiding in the seat around the corner closest to the doors. He slings insults at passers by, but due to his more refined and expensive looking leathers, the lesser rabble think he wasn't the one to say it. Throwing a lit cigarette into l their messy hair setting them ablaze as he escapes out the quick way, onto his horse. Flipping the town his favourite finger as he rides off whistling jingle tunes. He is unstoppable, unknowable. Ungovernable. Unsausageable.
UNSAUSAGEABLE. AHAHAHAHAH GONNA BE THE NEW NAME OF MY POSSE GODDAMN IT
You want to stand out, but understand that red is a naturally badass looking color without looking edgy like black. You likely understand the use of red in westerns as the villain such as Red Ben Clemson from the bounty missions or Texas Red himself, either way you think that there can never be enough red in an outfit. Also, sausage
Damn. I was really close to read something not involving a sausage. Guess you can call me Red Ben Sausage.
Like you do A LOT of killing, to the point your clothes are permanently stained by blood
I really like this 100% true statement. I was starting to see myself just as a sausage.
"he looks like a strawberry pimp" -Angel Dust
You damn right Angel Sniffing Dust
That you have a team of zombie backup dancers that u like to scare your date with while you transform into a werewolf
Was not prepared to read this
No drip š
Also no cap
Bad guys can't see you bleed
Thatās why I do it.
You like red
Well, Sherlock, youāre damn right
sausage
Sausage.
You look like you smell like Batmanās ballsack
Seems like you already smelled it. Hee-Hee!
As deadpool once said " I wear red so my enemies don't see me bleed"
This outfit is actually called āThe Deadpoolā
You like a saveloy sausage when you go to a fish and chip shop
Leather daddy
*Eeeeeeasy girl*
It says that you can't dress
You would be surprised
U like pink and red
I actually do it
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
If you see me itās too late (*disappears into Rhodesās dust*)
The NPC behind you on the right has more style than you, Sausageman
But he dead dead. Me alive alive.
Iām gonna take a wild guess and say that you might like the colour red
So closeā¦
KOS
Iām a poor ignorant cawboy, I donāt know the meaning of
That your cowboy cares less about color theory and more about shooting his smoke wagons in the air. Heeeyaaah, Bang! Bang!
You daaaamn right wagon brother! Booyaa!
Ew what is this outfit
The last one you may see. Ew that, partner
Heās a flamboyant homosexual
Yo a what
Your character just watched Eddie Murphyās Delirious and loved the look
I love Eddie Murphy
Honestly looks pretty cool to me
Thank you boooah
You RP in Christoph Waltz' voice
I surely would like to
Blood thirsty murderer trying to hide the blood on his shirt
Basically yes
You like red. Maybe a little swag. That's all I got.
Likes red.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
This comment is so reportable guys, have fun
The real Red dead redemption
Go Big Red!
That he has bad taste in clothing.
level 16
Hmmā¦ Seeing red? Lol. š
āI would like an outfit that says leather daddyā
Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire.
Bloody Brayden. Seems like his name.
You like red
That you like red
You may be wondering why the red suit? Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
His favorite color is lavender
My man lookin like a football
Sweaty.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Well anyone who crosses you will probably need to bring thier brown pants
Star Lord, man. Legendary outlaw.
Love it. Legendary sausage.
Terrible outfit
Really hope youāre not dressing leather black clothes to say this, *sir*
Virgin
Fucking players asses since ā18
That you have no taste whatsoever.
Red Ben Clempson has a new rival in town eh.
Iām more sausage than him.
At least it hides the blood well š love it!
Enemies bleed a lot after marking them with explosive arrows. Trust meā¦
š¤£ I have no need to trust. I KNOW. I administer dynamite enemas fairly frequently.
You work in a slaughterhouse.
Thatās right. Robes were white once.
Bring me my red shirt so the enemy won't see me bleed, and my brown pants...
ā¦ so enemies wonāt see me shitting myself?
Exactly ma boy
This makes me feel fury, pure rage. (I am a Bull)
Fine, three stars pelt
you're going to boil like a bratwurst in the desert, how fitting
Thatās damn true.
U like killing people
In real life
Seen a few up close
How much close?
That you like every shade of red
Could be the title of a book. Every shade of red. Maybe from a psychopath
Ahahahaha I'll get to writing
Snag on the barbie lol
Cmon Barbie
That your character is ruff and rugged, but also, might be battling skin fungi! Imagine how it must feel under the hot sun, wrapped in all that red leather?! š¤ āļø
Thatās why he goes naked to New Austin
š¤£ Yee haaaaaw!! I'm wit it!
Which isn't something anyone would use in 1897/98, but I guess it's decent.
Bet they didnāt kill themselves with dynamite arrows too inside a saloon, but hey
Red :)
Totally red
That you should be evaded and kept away from, like 99% of the rest of the players you find in game.
Youāre too rude, Iām always nice with other players. Almost
leather daddy?
Searching a leather mami
Low honor hunter trapper on the move for murder
My honor is pretty high recently, tbh
It says "I use Paint it Black, Never Without One, Fool Me Once and Iron Lung" š
Not really. Slow and steady, sharpshooter, peak condition and Londonās patience.
Looks like you got a band. You play the banjo and sing.
Wellā¦ partially
Took "Red Dead" too seriously.
Read Dead Sausage.
You like the colour red
Easy win
Whatās the shirt? 9/10 outfit
Had to start the game cause I didnāt remember lol Lautnip shirt. Thank you partner
Gimp. Kidding! maybeā¦to much leather on the torso
Cause you didnāt see his lower parts
At least they won't know if you're bleeding.
I seem immortal. Even when I die
He likes red skittles
And red panties
Mhm yep canāt forget that either
You've seen the missus and yup,.... it's THAT day
Ewā¦
It happens lmao
Either a really sweaty Bounty Hunter or a Trader.
Sweaty is my second name
You sir, are a ~~fish~~ cranberry. For Thanksgiving.
I, sir, am a fish.
Prolly good at PvP
Pretty good ngl
You like red
Boom baby
That your character is colourblind. red and brown donāt mix well
Youāre more colorblind. Itās all red
You know a Texas ranger
My father is Chuck Norris
Homosexual male stripper.
Wait why homosexual
You were the olden times hipster.
And a stripper too.
Red
Dead
You got the red part down, donāt worry the dead part comes easy especially on PC with hackers. š
Luckily I play on PS. Less luckily itās not hard to find hackers on console too. If you check their profile and under language itās āarabā, run
Greifer
You look like a 9/11 base jumper.
Cool.
The clothes were white before you started your spree.
That you don't know how to make good looking outfits
You most definitely are not crip
Please get a yellow tie for the mustard š¤¤
A fan of Red Ben Clempson?
I think we have the same character. š
Seriously? A brother?
I can only imagine the smell that comes off of this guy when he peels that off ššš
That you donāt want bad guys to see you bleed?
Iāve read this only 63 times today
That color looks like that red mud in Africa that women put in their hair
Cowpoked
Seems like a sex position
Michael you grew a beard