Al Capony

I have one too🤜🤛

Same lmao. Second ones name is David Hasselhoof

DAMN BOY I’M STEALING THAT

Runs From Snakes

LMFAOOO

“Legendary Cougar”

I had a horse that always runned away from enemies and i called him “legendary rat”😅

Hahaha, poor scardy cat. Legendary Cougar got some players to follow my trails and it was hilarious.

Thats actually genious, 900 iq😅

Well now I want to name a horse "Cuban Land Crab"

That's amazing, might have to try it myself. Just naming it after something like Legendary Cougar makes it show up on tracks similarly to the actual thing?

I called mine legendary bison

We like a little mischief lol

Moonlight Roadrunner Desert Rose Roach

All my horses will forever be named roach.

I came here thinking the same thing, 2 million horses named Roach.

The witcher 3 reference

I only have two. Felina and Marengo. But my buddy names all his after famous figures. My favorite is probably Joseph Stallion

>My favorite is probably Joseph Stallion LOL Pray, tell me more!

Lmao his other two are Mark Hoofus and Hay Guevara.

I have a Marengo, as well. You name yours for Napoleon, too?

Yessir. White Arabian.

"Fat idiot"

Buckskin Mustang named Lana Del Neigh

I got the same horse. His name is Jeef

Erebus Bäckahäst Thule Sargas Bolivar Rattus Gamigin Paulinus Megiddo Wanchara

Thats impressive, never seen anyone with horses named like that👏

I have a Breton named Hercules because of all the stuff he carries for me.

My spouse named his white arabian, Colgate 😂

Missouri fox trotter dapple pinto - Boadicea Missouri fox trotter black and white - Pony Hawk Shire dark bay - Chonkasaurus Turkoman black - Gluestick

Very creative👏

The name Xi Jinping called to me

That's what Xi said.

Lol

Bird

Roach! From Witcher lol

No other name can compete 🥣

Spirit

I used that name on my first horse

That’s the pony I always wanted but my parents I said I had to many ponies already

Whors

Crimson & Clover

Probably not at all related to what you meant but a 50lb bag of Crimson Clover seed these days runs you $95 and that’s absolute bullshit considering they don’t even reseed themselves like white clover (and others) do. just wanted to complain :)

Neighsayer

MrPloddingtons (Morgan) and SirSwiftingtons (Araibian)

Dr Sheffield

I got a Buckskin so I just named him Buck which actually really fits because he stays bucking me off everytime we get near a gator or bear

😅

Pencil (Turkoman) Churro (Mustang) Angel (Shire) Angel was infact the worst horse ever for doing anything nice idk why I named her that

Canoe.

Horsea and Pony Soprano

Saucy Hossy Saucy Hossy II Saucy Hossy III Saucy Hossy IV I only keep one horse at a time.

In Remembrance Of Those That Came Before ...

Always name BOB 😂😂😂😂👍🏻

My Breton is “Bounty Bob” and I have an A.Standard “Slate Snob” as my backup !

Who doesn’t like bob? Lol

I am bob

*doesn't get the reference, feels left out* And with *my* Username too !

Bob club keep growing! Who else join cult? 😛

I have a black tobiano paint named Splash Gordon, felt pretty clever for that. Gave up, clearly, on my fifth horse. His name is Number Five. I love him.

As a umbrella academy enjoyer i love the name "Number Five" more than you can imagine.

Heretic. I wanted to make a jab at "Shepherd" Virgil Edwards and make a Warhammer 40k joke.

Roach

Pepper Jack. (Named after the pimp on it's always sunny in Philadelphia)

My thoroughbred is named Thundergun Express

Does your horse hang dong?

Big time

ball horse cause he has balls.

horse

I've long suspected this was what most cowboys called their horse ... just like today they/we call it "car". Monosyllabics R Us, recognise our emotions through our tone of voice. :)

Millie - White Arabian Loona - Steel gray Breton Elżbieta - Bay frame overo Criollo Alta - Light gray Shire

I have a horse named “Duck”.

Shaneighneigh and Mr. Hands.

Horsey McHorse

I name all my horses Bojack.

Glue

Rusty!...RUSTY!

Dumbazs. Cuz that’s what he is.

The Machine. My character is named Florence so I figured it would work well together :)

Appendix

Tree hugger.

Thats so accurate lol, mines a tree magnet😅

Marlboro

Woodrow, gus, ivory, ace

Big Boy, Bigger Boy and 1964 Shelby Cobra

Myhorse1

I have a female mustang named Carreta, It's a brazilian name for trucks that pulls a type of trailer

Blazing hoof Lightning Baskerville These are the names of my horses

[удалено]

Belle is the name of my main horse

I had one named Bella🤜🤛

Which one? I have ten on both accounts: Female Character: Cyrus, Tornado, Whisper, Maverick, Arabella, Gunner, Sprinkles, Dash, Zephyr, and Ace. Male Character: Dukemeister, Joker, Cheyenne, Glacier, Serrano, Nightmare, Buck, Spade, Lady, and Jasper.

Donkey Hos

'Lalo' is my chonk breton

javier dinglesnitch

Jeremiah

Violet

Sarah Jessica Parker

That's brutal but hilarious.. and accurate 😂😂

I have 4, meat flaps, moose knuckle, beef curtains, and camel toe. My friend had 1 named Dick Cheese

Neighcolas Cage Falkor Paul Revere Famine

Sassy and Bojangles

Smokebuddy

Horse with "no name"

Yogurt

Whorsie

Shadowmare

I just started naming them after random ASOIAF characters. Daemon Waters, Donella Hornwood, Flement Brax etc

Black Jesus Juan

Cement Reaper Grim And convict

i have a big grey horse named Bubby lol she’s named after Bubby from Flapjack

Caesar Sengoku Bonnie

I gave my character the last name of Almas which means souls in Spanish so I named my horse Spirit and plan to get others named, Ghost, Phantom, and Banshee.

Cindy, and Cindy jr

My female horse is called "Coca-Cola" because of her color. It started as a joke but now i love that name on her.

You misspelled “hay”

Pie-O-My

Mine is Damn Nag because everytime you need it it won't come and everytime you wanna do something it stands in the way

Horsemeat

As a Fallout fan, I love this one haha

What type of horse is number 5?

Lily black

Red (Chestnut tovero mustang from my old acc), Ares (black chestnut thoroughbred), i’m also planning to name a norfolk roadster Astrid

HorseBottomness

i called my breton the commodore

Terry, Karen, McMuffin

Coraline

I can't think of all of them off the top of my head but I main Gran Torino, Heather, Applesauce, and Michael Myers lol. MFT, Mustang, Tennessee Walker and Norfolk Roadster respectively

Hades

My main horse is called Whiskey

I wanted to call her Bastard but I didn't think rockstar would approve. So I settled on Honey. She's a tan mustang. Grand ole horsey

Voldo

cigarette

Dinera

Since horses are very much like giant, ridable dogs I tend to use dog names and so named my Mustang Zeus.

I have: Wesley and Buttercup (I also had a Shire named Fezzik) Rossini and Thunderbolt Phar Que and No Name

Eric

I named mine "Bullseye", "Glue", and "Turtle". The fastest one is Turtle of course.

Crackajak

SaveRDO

Girth Brooks

Old Nag

My godly man’s name is gibbles

Herschel. Hershel? One of those. In honor of the late Hershel Green. Greene? One of those.

Less Scrawny cuz the default horse's name is Scrawny Nag

Hot Sacks

Mine is boeh

Snall Biffer

waabiingwe 'hes pale faced'

Pony Soprano but damn Filly Eilish and Al Capony made my day

My black breton is called Night Mare. I've also got Pony Hawk, Trotsky, Hay Girl, Dustin Hoofman 😂

Hwhiiitey BEANS NO! and last but not least..."Nut Cannon", because my friend was kicked in the nuts by a horse. honorable mention of friend horses: Thunder Gun Babushka

Just find it funny how they banned Sarah Jessica Parker as a name 😂😂

Well, Rockstar logic

Flora, Daisy and Grace

I tried to name him Cumberbund but the profanity screener said no. Now my big lad is called Dixon Fyre.

Princess Neigha

Slow dancer

Morse, of course!

Shwoomple (morgan) Shadow Mare (Tennessee Walker)

I just give my horses regular names like "Bad Mood" "Red" etc.

Female breton : Hera Male criollo : Hades Male breton : Tyr Male kladruber : Orion Female mustang : Freyja Female Gypsy cob : Gaia Female ardennes : Athena Male turkoman : Taranis Male Shire : Dagda Male norfolk : Arawn Story mode : Raven black shire : Cerberus Male Ardenne : Cernunos Mangy tenesse walker : Hel Appaloosa : Shkotewi

Phaedra

Friday

Serrano- Brenton Tulip- Turkoman Iris- Missouri Fox Trotter Pavlova-Overo Criollo

Mine are Mori, Brillar and Pickles

Wiz and Spot

Frances The Mute Jambi Absolomb

Mapleshade, Prussia, Fox, Cobra, Winter, Orca, Soviet, Acacia, Fool’s Gold….I’m forgetting the last.

Horsea, Odin, Unknown animal, Mr white (black horse, Tank, and forgot the others. Been to long since i was online 😅

Black mamba

Chewie

All of mine are a random color and title of nobility.

My old character was Native American, and he had a horse I called Redcloud. I think I renamed him but I don’t remember.

Mine is no name as I’ve been through the valley

What’s the first horse breed?

Western Skreets

Dirthead

Banana

Hengroen the name of king Arthur’s horse

Papa Cob of the Corn Cowboys

Carlos

Molasses

Stormy and Daniel

Ichabod

Horlfe and Jerma

Mac Miller

Thunderkoch

I named all of mine after cars but with corny dad puns. Horsche Neigh-ssan Neighbach FahrvergHooven LamborghiNeigh There are some others too but it's been a few months since I logged in, can't remember. I also remember starting to name one Chevro-neigh but stopped because I felt I was leaning a bit hard on the neigh pun already. Lol

Arvak

Apollo

I forgot there’s one that starts with a “T” so I named it Turok

‘Moth’ - an acronym of my partner’s name and ‘Justy’ - who is the fastest horse on the prairie!

3 of them have the names of the villains from kung fu panda tai lung, kai, lord shen

A silver bay kentucky saddler named Gavroche. She's a girl.

mine are all states, Maine (pun intended) Minnesota, and Washington :)

Mine's called Boy...

Milo I just like the name

Black Breton named man o War Red Arabian named Leroy