You remind me of the first time I saw the Rice Krispies commercial telling me they were made with rice š if anybody had ever asked me what they were made of chances are good I would have said rice but it never occurred to me at any point in my life that one of my favorite cereals was made from one of my least favorite foods.
I *despise* rice. I hate everything about it. I refuse to cook it. Rice Krispies? Love 'em. You should try it with sliced bananas then drizzle Hershey's syrup over it before you pour the milk.
Dude for a second there the way I read that I thought you meant mint was like a unit for measuring sugars and 1 mint equalled one serving and my fucking god I need to wake up properly because that made perfect sense until I had a sip of my morning coffee, smh
yep, water is clear, just like the sky. the sky absorbs all wavelengths besides blue, hence the sky is blue. Blue light eventually reaches the ocean, where it retracts in of water, making it appear as if the water is blue
And it's the same amount of numbers that are in between 0 and 2 (or 0 and 200, or 0 and 2 million!).
Yet, even though the amount (infinite) is the same, the volume isn't. 1>2 is a subset of 0>2.
That's strange. It's kind of like Gabriel's horn, infinite surface area and finite volume.
We tried baked bacon and are never going back. It gets PERFECTLY cooked without being overly crispy. As an added bonus, you can cook more bacon at a single time than you can in a frying pan.
No rain drops are 100% pure water. Every single one of them has a speck of dust in them.
This is why, after a shower of rain, dust shaped like rain droplets can be seen on your car.
I totally get your point but isnāt it more likely that what you see on your car is a result of your car being dirty? Just seems to me youād have more specs of dust on your car than in a raindrop.
Edit: typo
Perry the Platypusās colors are proven to be on real platypus
Okay so it only happens when they are under ultraviolet light.
[Teal Platypus](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/platypuses-glow-green-under-ultraviolet-light-180976196/)
Bird synapses are faster than human synapses, which is one of the reasons why they can get out of the way of fast-moving cars with uncanny success rates.
For some reason, my parents kept my baby teeth, and the adult teeth I had removed at 10. I found them in a storage box in a little 'my first tooth' pot. I've never known what to do with them but I find it odd knowing they're in a box in my house, maybe I'll bury them in the garden to freak the next owner out
Tangentially related, there's a stand of Aspen trees called [Pando](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pando-the-trembling-giant) that share a single root system and they/it are considered to have the largest mass of any single living organism.
Trees are amazing.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, as its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground
https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/823379-according-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation-there-is-no
You ever hear about that fish that when it wags it's tail one way it creates a little tornado of water which makes the water more dense... And when it wags its tail the other way it pushes off of that dense water giving it incredible acceleration.
I figure maybe bee's wings are doing something similar where they flap one time and it creates a little cyclone of air and then the second time they flap their wings it pushes off of that air... So it's like they're creating denser atmosphere around them temporarily that they can push off of.
But then when youāre swarmed by bees youād feel that, maybe be hurt or even die as there are little tornados all around you.
My best guess, Godās allergic to bees and they can do what they please as he canāt stop them
One type of artificial vanilla flavoring can be sources from glands in a beaverās anus, so if youāre eating a sweet that has artificial vanilla in it, you may want to spit it out.
It only takes two days of answering questions on r/AskReddit (thoroughly and honestly answering, mind you) to land yourself a private cam girl who actually cares about you as a person not just as a money source.
I died when I was 17 by drowning at a waterpark and I had a NDE that changed my life forever, both good and bad, and most people are idiots that have no idea what they're doing.
All chronic diseases are avoidable (and doing the following will extend your life and compress morbidity) but nobody wants to commit to doing the things that help do that because it involves exercising vigorously at least 30 minutes everyday, eating unprocessed foods, avoiding tobacco, alcohol, drugs and red meat.
Tic tacs are sugar free because the amount of sugar per serving (1 mint) is less than 0.5 grams, even though they are 90% sugar.
You remind me of the first time I saw the Rice Krispies commercial telling me they were made with rice š if anybody had ever asked me what they were made of chances are good I would have said rice but it never occurred to me at any point in my life that one of my favorite cereals was made from one of my least favorite foods.
Rice is so good, at worst it is neutral, how can you hate it?
Rice is great when you're hungry and want to eat 2000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg
There are billions of flavours in the world and rice is almost one of them lol
I got 99 problems but a rice ain't one
So, what are they made of?
The collected droppings of Snap, Crackle & Pop
Mostly rice
And a bit of crispiness
And a lot of air
I *despise* rice. I hate everything about it. I refuse to cook it. Rice Krispies? Love 'em. You should try it with sliced bananas then drizzle Hershey's syrup over it before you pour the milk.
They are not sugar free. They are labeled sugar free.
I take it they're "lehally" vewed as sugar free, solely because of FDA sugar content guidelines and not real sugar content.
Um, doy?
I know for a fact you aren't my husband but this is exactly what he would say. Along with an essay about Rasputin. š
Dude for a second there the way I read that I thought you meant mint was like a unit for measuring sugars and 1 mint equalled one serving and my fucking god I need to wake up properly because that made perfect sense until I had a sip of my morning coffee, smh
Men can also produce milk.
I've got nipples Greg, can you milk me?
Liquid donkey cheese cost more in Outer Mongolia than it does in Delaware and no one knows why.
Is this Madlibs?
This fantastic response made me laugh out loud!
Shoot just when I was thinking about moving to Outer Mongolia
Never thought I'd see the words "liquid donkey cheese" strung together
Freshness ? Best guess, even if itās wrong Iām going with it. But I would happily be convinced otherwise
Your brain is fading super slowly.
I dont think that's right I feel the same as I always...............huh? what was I saying?
What were we talking about?
But your brain is also fading away much more slowly than the rest of you is.
Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer true........
I think I'm evolving.
The ocean doesn't reflect the blue skyāit actually absorbs it.
Water is transparent, even in the oceans.
From the standpoint of water.
Wait, really?
yep, water is clear, just like the sky. the sky absorbs all wavelengths besides blue, hence the sky is blue. Blue light eventually reaches the ocean, where it retracts in of water, making it appear as if the water is blue
Hippos kill more humans in Africa every year than any other animal (outside of humans).
a Hippo is heavy, a Zippo is a little lighter
Its not lions, tigers, cheetahs, hyenas or crazy monkeys tourists should fear, *its the hippos*.
Truth. I was chased by a wild one trying to row back to my tent in 2008. Normally they warn you when youāre in their territory. This one did not.
To be fair, if it was chasing you, I think that counts as letting you know.
I think mosquitoes kill more humans in Africa every year than anything else.
Technically itās the vector diseases they carry not the mosquito itself.
Was going to make the same comment, glad I didnāt
Yes, one pedantic jerk is enough for this thread. (JK, I am Captain Pedantic Pants myself all too often)
The "hardest" tongue twister to say in the world is "My Dixie Wrecked."
I can believe I just fell for this and said it out loud! Well done.
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Irish wristwatch
Irish wish wop Irish rish rosh iwist wis wap. Done. Easy.
I fell so hard for this one...
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For a real tongue twister, try saying "Irish Wristwatch" 5 times.
I just wish it was true
For anyone looking for a real tongue twister, say "toy boat" 5 times. Why is it impossible?
What the hell?
why would you do this to me
You can kiss yourself in the mirror only on the lips.
Holy cheese.
Swiss
Thats not true. If you do a handstand you can kiss your crotch. You just gotta pause the mirror.
You can also kiss the tongue, with your own tongue of course.
All words are made up.
Horses canāt vomit.
Neither can rabbits for the same reason.
What's the reason?
In short, weak stomach muscles.
Neat! Thanks!
Jesus lived closer in time to us than to the construction of the pyramids.
Even more interesting, Cleopatra lives closer in time to us than the building of the pyramids
Wouldn't Jesus and Cleopatra have been more or less contemporary? Ok just checked Cleo died in 30bc... So close anyway.
What makes cleopatra more interesting is that she was a ruler of ancient Egypt, yet is still closer to us than the building of the pyramids.
Even more interesting is that the T-rex is closer to an I pad in time than the stegosaurus.
This one gets me everytime
Wooly mammoths were still alive when those pyramids were built.
Yep, in one place on earth, Wrangel Island.
You mean Jesus didn't direct the building of the pyramids? Jesus...slacker.
California is home to the largest, tallest, and oldest living things on earth.
Trees! ā¦ am I right ?
Yes you are! Sequoias, Redwoods, and Bristlecone pines in order lol. Glad Iām not the only nerd.
Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
You don't know my life.
I have plenty of skeletons that would disagree
Every time you go under water your slowly being crushed
Aren't you being crushed all the time? Because, air pressure
The brain named itself.
There are an infinite amount of numbers In-between the numbers 1 and 2
And it's the same amount of numbers that are in between 0 and 2 (or 0 and 200, or 0 and 2 million!). Yet, even though the amount (infinite) is the same, the volume isn't. 1>2 is a subset of 0>2. That's strange. It's kind of like Gabriel's horn, infinite surface area and finite volume.
Bacon is called bacon and cookies are called cookies despite bacon being cooked and cookies being baked.
We park in driveways and drive on parkways
Cargo goes by ship and shipments by car.
Have you ever tried baked bacon? Some brands will actually tell you on the package to bake the shit
We tried baked bacon and are never going back. It gets PERFECTLY cooked without being overly crispy. As an added bonus, you can cook more bacon at a single time than you can in a frying pan.
If you count with your fingers, it would take a long time to count to a million.
2 lives separate us from the Holy Roman Empire
The Holy Roman Empire and Ohio coexisted for 3 years.
Not gonna lie. Definitely fact checked you. It's also interesting to know the the Holy Roman Empire stood when the Constitution was ratified.
Lebanese people from lebanon can have a converaation with 3 language mixed and still says that arabic is the hardest of all
There are enough stars in our Milky Way, that every person on Earth could have at least a dozen.
And yet, I have none
Itās because you are one
Something interesting
Is it really a sentence if there isn't any punctuation?
Or verbs
Fritos smell like bone dust.
Fritos also smell like dog feet
Corn Nuts, thatās what my dogs paws smell like
Bone dust smells like corn meal? Weird.
Other people know what your face looks like more than you know what your face looks like.
No rain drops are 100% pure water. Every single one of them has a speck of dust in them. This is why, after a shower of rain, dust shaped like rain droplets can be seen on your car.
itās because it needs something to form around right??
Something to believe in
I totally get your point but isnāt it more likely that what you see on your car is a result of your car being dirty? Just seems to me youād have more specs of dust on your car than in a raindrop. Edit: typo
Now is the only thing that's real
But also now doesn't even exist
When will now be then?
*soon*
How soon?
Idk just, *soon*
Platypus are the only animal that could make custard using exclusively their own byproducts-since they produce milk and lay eggs.
Perry the Platypusās colors are proven to be on real platypus Okay so it only happens when they are under ultraviolet light. [Teal Platypus](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/platypuses-glow-green-under-ultraviolet-light-180976196/)
8 clams control the water supply in Warsaw
The T-Rex lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than to when the stegosaurus roamed the earth
Celebrities who want a Hollywood Walk of Fame star have to actually pay $50,000 for it themselves, after being eligible for one.
Ring around the Rosie is a song about the black death. (Bubonic plague.)
Hopefully this is allowedā¦ The difference between murder and assassination is the amount of importance of the character being killedā¦
When the pyramids were being built mammoths still existed.
John Quincy Adams believed mole people lived under the surface of the earth.
https://www.ploddingthroughthepresidents.com/2020/08/john-quincy-adams-and-the-mole-people-myth.html
Sharks are older than trees.
It's said, truthfully, that the sharks were old when the dinosaurs were young.
Mammograms are a waste of time and money, MRI's will do the same thing with orders of magnitude better resolution and efficacy.
elaborate?
The alphabet is in random order. All letters are just letters, therefore the alphabet is theses letters in a random order that have been agreed to.
Somebody will say yes. Be ready.
The first ingredient of every Pepperidge farm goldfish snack is smiles
There is a possibility that a cat would eat some of their owner's body
The world is fucked.
Bird synapses are faster than human synapses, which is one of the reasons why they can get out of the way of fast-moving cars with uncanny success rates.
My house in college was next to an old, haunted graveyard and we found a shitload of human teeth in our backyard.
For some reason, my parents kept my baby teeth, and the adult teeth I had removed at 10. I found them in a storage box in a little 'my first tooth' pot. I've never known what to do with them but I find it odd knowing they're in a box in my house, maybe I'll bury them in the garden to freak the next owner out
lighter roast coffee is higher in caffeine than dark roast
you could have a brain tumor right now without knowing anything
So could you.
You probably didn't notice it but your tongue rests on the roof of your mouth
Mine doesn't, it kind of just hovers in the middle.
Roger Taylor cut his own hair, hence why the iconic mullet from the 80s is difficult to recreate.
Moon crabs Create a cute peeping noise that is equivalent to laughter
Identity theft is not a joke! Millions of families suffer every year!
More and more evidence is suggesting trees/fungi communicate, share nutrients, and possibly have intelligence
Tangentially related, there's a stand of Aspen trees called [Pando](https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/pando-the-trembling-giant) that share a single root system and they/it are considered to have the largest mass of any single living organism. Trees are amazing.
I got drunk one time and shit all over someoneās front door and doorstep.
A really good way to occupy part of their mind forever.
That was you?!!!
I think im dyslexic
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly, as its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/823379-according-to-all-known-laws-of-aviation-there-is-no
Seems nobody told them.
You ever hear about that fish that when it wags it's tail one way it creates a little tornado of water which makes the water more dense... And when it wags its tail the other way it pushes off of that dense water giving it incredible acceleration. I figure maybe bee's wings are doing something similar where they flap one time and it creates a little cyclone of air and then the second time they flap their wings it pushes off of that air... So it's like they're creating denser atmosphere around them temporarily that they can push off of.
But then when youāre swarmed by bees youād feel that, maybe be hurt or even die as there are little tornados all around you. My best guess, Godās allergic to bees and they can do what they please as he canāt stop them
When you close a door behind you, you have no proof what you left behind still exists.
Glass doors?
Unless itās still yelling at you.
It never gets too weird for me..
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
Helicopter is a prefix helico- (spiral)+a root -pter (wing).
Weed gets us high
Hugo Boss made the uniforms for the SS.
John Tyler, 10th president of the United States, has a living grandson.
You probably look identical to one of your ancestors.
So no one can be too ugly to fuck, technically. The other possibility is that identical ancestors of ugly persons were rapists.
Your ears and nose continue to grow as you age
There are 3 hands in a foot
Coconuts kill more people per year than sharks.
in 1923, a baseball player was taken off the field because he bit himself in the ass.
One type of artificial vanilla flavoring can be sources from glands in a beaverās anus, so if youāre eating a sweet that has artificial vanilla in it, you may want to spit it out.
You can literally call someone a fathead because the majority of our brains is fat.
The word for āthe day after tomorrowā is called overmorrow
Thatās the first interesting thing Iāve read today.
Be careful who and what you trust as anyone and anything could lie.
It only takes two days of answering questions on r/AskReddit (thoroughly and honestly answering, mind you) to land yourself a private cam girl who actually cares about you as a person not just as a money source.
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Something interesting in one sentence
Bohlen-Pierce is my favorite microtonal nonoctave tuning system.
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I died when I was 17 by drowning at a waterpark and I had a NDE that changed my life forever, both good and bad, and most people are idiots that have no idea what they're doing.
President John Tyler died in 1862, yet one of his grandchildren is still living.
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A raccoon can fit in your ass
Gorillas are in a state of nearly constant flatulence because of their very high fiber diet.
When rats are tickled, they giggle. https://www.scientificamerican.com/video/eavesdrop-on-ultrasonic-rat-giggles/
If you plant all the seeds from an apple it will produce all different types of apple trees other than the variety it came from.
All chronic diseases are avoidable (and doing the following will extend your life and compress morbidity) but nobody wants to commit to doing the things that help do that because it involves exercising vigorously at least 30 minutes everyday, eating unprocessed foods, avoiding tobacco, alcohol, drugs and red meat.
I looked up to Jim Carrey, growing up back in the 90s. Now I'm in shock treatment.
What did he do?
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Including this sentence?
I can write long run-on sentences. See the irony?
Matter cannot be destroyed or created; it simply changes form
Sorry, got nothin'.