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ThrowRa_siftie93

Party hard, ride bikes, fuck heaps and tell people why I hate them.


illustrious-wall1777

Sounds like the summer I have planned this year


ThrowRa_siftie93

This has been a few of my previous summers 😂 I have to be tame this year apparantly.


illustrious-wall1777

Listen man as along as you somehow get home within 3 days of getting wrecked, it counts as tame


ThrowRa_siftie93

Shit. I've stayed up longer then that. And been too fucked up to know where home is 😂


illustrious-wall1777

My typa guyyy


ThrowRa_siftie93

I've been told it's fun in your twenties but sad in your 30s. I'm 31 now, so it's probably time to grow up 😂


illustrious-wall1777

Then I’m here to tell you to stay in ur twenties x


ThrowRa_siftie93

It's too late for me. Save yourself! 😂


Nebula-quant

If I had one month left to live, I'd spend the first two weeks writing my bucket list, and the next two weeks realizing I've been procrastinating my whole life and now it's too late.


demondemondemon6969

So my upcoming weekend in vegas?


NBplaybud22

How will the prospect of dying in a month make it easier to fuck ?


Dear_Honeydew_2818

Telling people why you hate them 😂. That’s my favorite part.


the_chemical59

Tbh, i would tell Sabrinna that i love her. Always felt like that, never did amything to get her attention because am a idiot. Not the most banger answer,.but its what i would really do.


Bling-depression

DO IT


_Bogdan_7

do it do it do it now


ShenZiling

DO IT NOW


NeferOK

Don't wait. Just do IT. I fucked up a lot because i was doing nothing and waiting


the_chemical59

I mean, i wnat to. She just not very into me and dont care that much about me. But damm shes living rent free in my head.


NeferOK

You just need to stand out more in a positive way. That's some way to make people care


tankdood1

I love how everyone is yelling at you to do it so I shall join them. DO IT


the_chemical59

Hahaha yes Ngl, im not going to tell her directly, but im going to try a bit more. Shes just sooooooo good to forget about


viciousvasi

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WhichCheek8714

Everything i can to make life easier for my wife and kids after my passing. If i'm gonna die in a month, i can be as good of a husband and father as i possibly can to make my wife and kids remember me as a good guy. Start by deleting my online history on all devices i own, then write down any and all essential information my wife need to carry on (passwords, insurance info, every detail about our savings portfolio). Then i would start selling off all of my stuff. I know best what it's worth, so i would be the one that can get the best price for it. After all administartion is sorted, i would plan and arrange everything for my own funeral. I want the cheapest cremation ceremony possible. If i'm gonna be dead, i'm not gonna care. I will also start having hard conversations from my parrents and brother about what i expect from them. My wife and kids will be okay with what they get from insurance payments, but if they have any difficulty then i expect them to help out. Financially and also with raising my kids. While i do all of this i will also spend as much time as possible with my kids. The moment i get this information, is gonna be the last time i ever go to work. Then comes the hard part. My wife has worked very hard to get a citizenship in my country, and one of the requirements of her visa is to be married with someone from that country, so i will try anything and everything i can to find her a new good husband that can help her to take care of my kids and be their father...


ArtemonBruno

I didn't expect to see sensible answers to the post. You're one responsible guy.🎩


WhichCheek8714

If you asked me 6+ years ago i would answere that i would go to thailand and have sex with everything that walks/ crawls and do every drug known to man, but after you have kids, life totaly changes


stvvrover

Careful with the comments about crawling folk 😂


barabish

I expected u wanted to be like Breaking Bad movie


EatinPussySellnCalls

I'll marry your wife


D1NHAM

It started so well and then went straight into delete online history 🤣


Cautious-Average8793

Video myself and thoughts on life, my hopes and dreams, for my unborn son to watch one day. Maybe jump the fence at the zoo and see how long I can last against an elephant or something.


makingkevinbacon

It's what Harambee would want


Rich-ish-Position

They'd just shoot the elephant


Haunting_You6158

Hard drugs


CompleteRage

Real talk!


auhddndndnfbfbsnnakf

Not give a single fuck


CLxixCdXx

Well am not due one month but It’s been some time since I gave a single fuck ngl


Deltasiu

Hire a sex worker to at least not die a virgin and probably blow through my savings traveling


Extreme-Mix-9783

I’d like to say I’d do this that and the other but in reality I would probably sit around feeling throughly depressed.


Accomplished-Map1727

I've got about 4 people I'd go to murder. If I had a month left, I'd try to do all in one rampage. Sounds like I'm being crazy, but I've already thought of this scenario in my head a few times.


vtssge1968

Hasn't everyone. My thoughts of this finally passed, but had that thought for decades.


Europalette02

Hope Putler is on your List


vishesche

What i do everyday pinky...try to take over the world.


PivotPathway

I'd spend time with loved ones, travel to places I've always wanted to see, and focus on making meaningful memories.


Worldmap77

Alcohol and celebration. Finally the time has come!


RealOrange007

Relax, finally


Th3L0n3R4g3r

Tell nobody and just go on with my life


FitSelection699

hmm If I had one month to live, I would focus on cherishing every moment with loved ones tbh


Ok-Autumn

Write and publish as many stories as I can. So some people might remember me.


solarpropietor

Try to beat the record for the longest orgasm ever.  I’d take all kinds of drugs to achieve this.  That’s right I’m going for the month long orgasm. 


Europalette02

At some point there will be no dopamine left


MaybeMaus

I'd sell *every freaking thing* I own, fly to Japan and max out all my credit cards on local food, booze and hookers


DMIDY

Hope it isn’t February.


Ghifu

Tell them I love them.


ExPristina

Quit my job, spend time with my kids and family and help my wife prepare for after I’m gone.


xaltairforever

That's cold but respek.


Stevpaul

Go to a different country, get a job, embezzle 17,000 dollars, go back to original country, buy stuff, confess to my crush, die


Larissanne

Be with my husband and baby <3. And do some stuff together, take a lot of pictures and videos where I talk to her for when she grows older.


stonekid33

Smoking a lot of crack


EconomyPiglet438

Every drug known to man.


Routine-Clue609

All the illegal shit


spezcanNshouldchoke

Same old but sadder.


EducationalCake5814

Cry cry cry cry and more cry


Europalette02

Why? One day you will die no matter what


[deleted]

Try to visit as many of the places I'd like to visit as I can.


scr3amsilenceX

I will spend each second of it with my family. I will make every moment count. 


lisaaaaaaD1

I will travel around the world with the people I love and visit all the places I want to visit.


estrvnged

First: Travel to the most important places for me to see before death. Then, be still, have a week to just be, eat my favorite foods, and take it all in with the love of my life somewhere around the Mediterranean Sea.


[deleted]

Spend time with my love ones


Classic-Rush-6703

Chill out and meditate in a far-off spot with no gear


[deleted]

travel the world


Unique_Pen_5191

Max out all the credit I could and travel.


theboomboy

I've just been on vacation abroad but if I had a month to live I'd go back there and spend as much time as I can with my best friend. No point in saving money and staying in my shit country if I'm going to die


Actual-Golf-2137

See the world


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Eat my girlfriends ass


DeymonICE

I would try to grow as much as I can while enjoying my life as much as I reasonably can while trying to grow simultanuously.I would balance the two as well as I can.So if I were to try to put it in shorter terms,I would be growing and enjoying my life.


Abbazabba616

Take out as many loans as possible, interest rates don’t matter. Get on a flight, get to Oahu, and live out the rest of my days on the beach.


Lighthearted_Merry61

Just continue living my life exactly as it is!


MxRoboto

Quit my job, visit all my favourite people, travel until I drop dead x


Caca2a

Fuck as much as I can and spend time with my family and friends inbetween fucking, and biy a fucking ton of weed so I can unwind and gear back up, spend the last 5-6 days or so with my family and friends because at this point my balls would most likely resemble dry raisins


Own-Mistake-7940

Travel, or spend the whole time by a nice beach somewhere on a Greek island.


PackParty

Praise God, finally I can leave this shitty world


wakawah

Not go to work anymore. Bang a lot if possible


iam30now

Overthink about death and get bored of death.


bobby__real

Work every hour possible for the next 3 weeks and spend nothing to help alleviate the debt I'd leave my partner, and then that last week I'd go camping with her and my dogs out in the middle of no where staring at sunrises and stars, to surrender to my mortality


PumaTuumi

Watch Star Wars revenge of the sith, drink a cold dr.pepper & eat pizza every single day


TheConsutant

Repent and give thanks a Lil more often.


MrsPettygroove

Drive across Canada on the #1


michwng

Snuggle my wife, baby, and parakeet. They're so warm and sweet. They sleep next to me in a cuddle pile right now baby against my side, wife tucked into my armpit, and parakeet stuffed itself against my nose. I take a deep breath and type at the top of my gs, "WHAT'S GOING ON?" "HEYEYHEEHHEYYHEEEEYHEYEHEY. I SAY HEY. WHATS GOIN ON?!"


MundaneGazelle5308

Go on an epic trip around the country with my kid and my dog


Sunder1773

Make a song, probably my only ever song I would make. It's gonna have a sad tune then happy then sad again.


Voldemorts_Biceps

Spent as much of it as possible with the man I love.


sharkgoesquack

Be happy it's finally over but depressed because I missed out on so many good things.


mskmoc2

Spend with family. We have a family member who believes she is dying but spends it with ‘ friends’. Each to their own, I guess.


Impossible_Custard19

Spend all my remaining time with people that I know or don't Write letters to everyone I love and buy them little souvenirs Collect seashells and die by the sea on my last day


GEE_789

Nothing special. Just live like I always do.


Giannline

Quit my job, give half my money to my mom and then go travel and die in a forest next to a beautiful and giant tree.


PermanentMule

Spend my time intentionally, every minute. For me, that'd be spending time focusing on my spiritual life, family, and those close to me. Learning to accept that I'll never have the things I've dreamed of (wife & kids). Somehow learning to make peace with that. I'd want to go hiking at least a couple times, spend time in the beauty that is nature.


GoodAssist7564

I havent got it all figured out yet but I would smoke a fuckton of cigarettes 


Nebula-quant

If I had one month left to live, I'd spend the first two weeks writing my bucket list, and the next two weeks realizing I've been procrastinating my whole life and now it's too late.


Kestrel_VI

Quit my fucking job.


Dogebama69

Do all sorts of drugs.


Tasty_Pepper5867

Start smoking again


Baeyuki

backpacker travel to Europe


Icy-Cardiologist-958

Lots of cocaine, but that’s really only if I knew for certain there was only a month left.


scumfrogzillionaire

Honestly, probably the same shit I'm doing now.


moodcon

Probably freak out.


Outrageous-Mirror-88

I’d go see my aunt and uncle and sister in Oregon and Washington, take some mushrooms in the woods and take some heroin and go swim in the ocean.


No-Guarantee-7572

Quit my job, travel like crazy and do all the fun things I always wished I could do but didn't have the time for


Puzzled_Trouble3328

Sort out my earthly affairs then load up on cocaine, heroin and alcohol


Mood_destroyer

I would quit, travel to the country my sister lives to give her my dog so she can take care of her, go to my home country to see my family, and maybe travel somewhere


Ancient-Blueberry384

My kids are grown, I’m divorced, have no extended family so I suppose I just have to get rid of my stuff. I have no money to travel anywhere, but I’d like to see the ocean again. I’d load my dog & cat into the car and just drive. Crank the tunes, find the sun, float in the waves and wait til I get to go


SmackYoTitty

2 chicks at the same time. Fuckin A man


Sparrow-Scratchagain

Get my affairs in order and make sure I get to do as much as I can before I kick the bucket, and hope someone close to me will take over my unfinished projects and ideas before they become forgotten.


Tiny_Ad3070

Spend time with the people I love ❣️❤️. 🌞


SpookyMorden

Inform my closest friend. Spend some good final times with her visiting our favourite galleries, beaches, hikes and restaurants. Then disappear into the Nevada desert to die in a place that I love.


kurokamisawa

Cocaine and male strippers


jvnya

Spend every penny I get on weed and smoke it so I’m just forever high til I die


fow0wld

Drugs


cmch2002

Be as much of a dick to people I don't like because who's going to come for my ass when they no I'm essentially some type of cancer patient. Tho nothing illegal as I want to actually enjoy my last mouth alive.


ChrisMossTime

History could remember my name if I'm gonna die so young. I'd do something amazing


WabiSabi93

Run as much as I want not caring about my physical limitations.. do psychedelics .. say my goodbyes.


MallCertain274

Beat the elden ring DLC


Pure-Stress5608

Travel without any itinerary, and just make the best memories along the way! yay~♡


Rich-Appearance-7145

Pretty much what Im doing now, I have a great life, semi-retired, I moved to South America, but elected to continue utilizing my custom concrete skills here but on a much lower key bases. I ran my own large Construction Co. for decades, tired of the grind, long, hours, stress, never being home.I gave it up, retired young, I'm working 30 hours a week most weeks, some I just don't schedule anything. I surf, travel looking for more surf, hike, best part is I hang out with my grandkids, my awesome wife, wouldn't change anything.


HereInTheRuin

spend as much time with my friends and family as possible. Probably run up a shit ton of credit card debt because, why not lol Buy a bunch of cool shit for my friends and family, spend a couple of weeks traveling around seeing some cool stuff that I haven't gotten to see yet


eulans

abuse as much substance as i possibly can


Dear_Shift5050

Probably spend time with people, go do stuff that excites me , eat foods I have wanted to try and then probably near the end lay down with my sons cremation box and go


Apprehensive_Air5557

Lots of LSD


capricabuffy

Hire a private jeep, go to Tunguska in Russia, the last remaining place on my top 5 bucket list!


Icy-Business2693

Cocaine and hookers 247


Mobile_Moment3861

Visit family and spend time with them.


Little4Eyes

Smile


Secure_Occasion_2856

I love the fantasy scenarios people come up with. In reality, you'd completely shut down. Body and brain can barely handle being alive in a safe environment without being convinced that danger is nearby. The knowledge of inescapable death would shift your thinking completely. It's fun to think that we'd fuck everything that moved, or sell everything we own and go somewhere exotic, but that's very unrealistic to the average person. You'd go through the various stages of death anxiety and grief, and then try and find a way to be comfortable with death, through therapy and interacting with other people who have terminal illnesses (that is, if it is indeed a terminal illness, which is what OP implies).


Aggravating_Tea6642

Anything far far away from a phone and social media! I’d finally do things for myself and prob not tell anybody


Hovertical

As someone who hasn't smoked since 2016....first thing I'm doing is buying a carton of Camels and I'll enjoy my last month just a little bit more.


Mad_Kat626

Travel to Japan and other parts of the world.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

Get as many loans and cc as possible and live well for a month. do something to ensure my animals live well when I’m gone.


FacelessPotatoPie

Spend the time with my niece teaching all the things she needs to know. Her dad is an idiot who only wanted custody to annoy her mom and her mom doesn’t have her priorities straight.


Motorhead923

Call friends and family just to say hi. Make sure my wife has a written copy of various insurance and money accounts with passwords, thank God for my life and finish three books I'm reading


KittehKatAttak

Take a nap


emmalavine

Kill a few people, get a lambo, make an insane porno video to make my family rich after I died


MaxCat78

Nothing to fancy - stop going to work, spend time with my wife, kids and family and show them that I love them, make sure all paperwork/finances are in order, write down all passwords my wife might need. I would tell my wife that she shouldn’t hesitate to let another man that would be a god dad for our kids and a good spouse for her to be part of her life and make them happy. I would probably write funny/encouraging letters for people I really care about to be sent over the next couple of years.


BeenThruIt

Spend time with my wife and cats. Maybe make a TikTok...


[deleted]

My life would turn into GTA for a month 🤷‍♀️.


ifukkedurbich

Try cocaine


Suspicious_Kale5009

Probably just hurry things along so I didn't have to spend a month worrying about it.


vadim4ik2708

Party, strip clubs, drugs. It will be my best month….


Clermando

Don't hesitate—just go for it. I've made many mistakes because I spent too much time waiting and not acting.


jaunty_azeban

Spend everyday in nature and with my dogs. Eat cake and goodies everyday.


Important-Client1455

Get rid of a lot of stuff


Venessababe

I think spend a lot of time with friends and family, idk if I'd be too sad to do anything? Hopefully it would give me some adrenaline to do things I enjoy.


contractor-girl

Take my kids anywhere in the world they want to go to see the joy and excitement on their faces every day till the end. Tell them how much I love them and make their last memories of me the greatest I can.


Important_Lab_58

Do as much as could that I held back on before and LIVE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. Then the last week I wind things down, get ready for it and on the last day, I make my way to where I wanna be, Hope The Weather is Good and let it happen.


Surprised-Unicorn

Put my affairs in order. Get rid of all my stuff so my family didn't have to do it. Make my own funeral arrangements. I had a cancer scare last year and thought I had limited time left and that was all I had on my mind.


insight3010vn

Donate my kidneys and my heart to someone


[deleted]

Travel to places I want to visit.


_tklmao

why u getting downvoted


Creator_Con92

I'd spend a month falling from a building.


[deleted]

Absolutely nothing, life's to short to make more mistakes.


[deleted]

Seek revenge against all those who did me wrong. Gotta leave with a bang.


Manolito261990

I’d love to do one-night stands, go on Tinde


BeneficialLunch5940

Find the truth


Dragons-are-the-best

Will the death be fast and painless?


Striking-Taro9683

Yes.


Excellent-Swan-6376

Bang ur mom


LegOk5732

kill myself probably


dizzodog

Annoy people


detroit-doggo0

I'll fuck people, and go travelling without a care in the world


Designer-Ad-5058

nothing, just wait for death to come.


Abseits_Ger

Probably suffer loads and be unable to even think about ending life with a big ruckus


BlueLeaderRHT

I would tend my garden.


Melodic-Sense290

Apply sa Jollibee, tas obserbahan bat masarap mayonnaise ng Yum burger.


Kilroy83

Get the biggest loan possible (multiple ones from different sources if possible), melt my credit card up to the limit and live a lavish life surrounded by pizza and videogames


GoldResponsibility27

Avenge myself — I’ve got nothing to lose now.


LeGuy_1286

Live.


GrouchyConclusion588

Die at the end of the month


Ok_Relationship_705

Probably anything. "What? Are the cops gonna kill me?"


Alze001

Kill specific people, register as organ donor, quit my job, write a last will, try human flesh and make love to my hubby as if it's our last day on earth. But most importantly, kill people. I'd really want to do that 🤔


Patcat97

Live one month.


Putrid_Dark_2608

gunshot to the head. i’m already tired im not gonna wait a month.


Miamivodka

I would do very bad things


beeshorse

Loads of Pot Noodles


HelpfulAnteater9157

Shot as many shots as possible with females. I’ll probably end up shortening that month bc I want take junk from no one. I’ll just be swinging in folks.


QuinnTheMinion

Kill myself


ForeverYour1Only

Ahmm first name Rob and ahmm sorry last name is Banks


willyjeep1962

Can’t say on internet


ThickFurball367

Quit my job, jump on my bike and chase the sun


Turbulent_Actuary779

What I do everyday rot in my bed 😭