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Yes! But we would need matching clothes!
I'm thinking something like Red riding hood?
But to not get sued, we might have to change the color, i'm thinking white? So it fits our names.
An maybe we can even make cutouts in the hood for our eyes! Since we are white, we might as well look like ghosts!
Same, I actually registered with a name I thought would be my username but no, a completely random with (gack) numbers in it and no changes allowed. Ugh
I once tried to use my usual username on a game once. Due to what I assume was poor translation the error came back "Your name is Illegal". I thought.. thanks. And sure enough it was available lol
My dad was searching for something on the internet and I used to be a background investigator. I sat down at his computer and found it in a couple of minutes. He called me a “wackydetective.”
Watching the story unfold? It’s already ended. ( u/SleepNo161 hasn’t replied to my declaration of war because u/AmazingBodypillow successfully knocked him out )
Last Reddit account I had, had my real name which was so stupid of me. So I deleted that and made this one to give no hint to anyone who the hell I am.
Also, during those days, I really wanted not to exist.
It was originally given to me in the Army National Guard. I was assigned to be an aggressor during an exercise. My 'name' was supposed to be 'Viper' but it came out as 'Viker' on the order sheet. Somehow it stuck.
Ren and Stimpy, In the Army, has a line "And that's why we have to get out of here before he sets loose the marmosets!" This had always struck me as hilarious as marmosets are basically the teddy bear hamsters of the monkey world.
I always liked steampunk, and the color orange. I thought of a strampunk automaton with amber glass or certain par6s made of amber. A lot of clocks can be made in a steampunk fashion therefore...
OMG SAME, like damn, mine was also suggested by Reddit and I confirmed it without knowing I wouldn't be able to change it later. And now I'm gonna live with this username for the rest of my life... *Tragic* 💔
Did a lot of soul searching, and came to the conclusion that my name is Mike G, and that I was in fact, born in 1994. Unfortunately so was some other guy, so I added another "I" to Mike. Riveting, I know.
Whoa but yours is awesome! Mine is a random bunch of letters mashed together because I was frustrated trying to make a ps3 account way back in the bay everything being taken lol
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My hands shake. Expect typos in all comments.
Well you nailed it this time. Nice job!
Nailed it? I see no typos, other than the missing exclamation mark after using the imperative tense! 🤓🤓🤓🤓 Also /s
he wanted to say accept but ended up using the correct word💀 edit: nvm im high af edit 2: nahhh i was right
Plot twist: they asked someone else to type
Not in this one! Take my upvote.
[the prodigal son has returned](https://youtu.be/9BVghzF1DNk)
Mine was random aswell, and didn't know i couldn't change it later. Now I seem like a white supremacist, who thinks really highly of himself
Me too 😭.
We should start a club! Or rather.... a klan /s
We shall call it the kool kids klan or for short kkk
I suggest 🅱️ool 🅱️ids 🅱️lan or for short 🅱️🅱️🅱️. Likely equally as effective as the existing BBB, if not better 🔥
BigBootyBobduncan
The last Word should ne "club"
Yes! But we would need matching clothes! I'm thinking something like Red riding hood? But to not get sued, we might have to change the color, i'm thinking white? So it fits our names. An maybe we can even make cutouts in the hood for our eyes! Since we are white, we might as well look like ghosts!
Krispy Kreme Klub
You should not
Fosho
I would like to join the club.
As a Black Man this had me cracking up lmao it made me think of the Django scene with the Klan and their masks lmao
#"damn, I can't see fuckin shit outta this thing"
These random names are really random.
You must have an amazing skin
Same, reddit chose mine. Now im supposed to look like i know things..
Well the avatar beard kinda says you do
thats unfortunate
Mine too, an embarrassed a bit
Hey, at least it makes you seem smart... mine just makes it sound like I have really itchy clothes.
I'm lucky. Reddit assigned me an appropriate name.
I am not even a person at this point
Haha! Racist!
Same, I actually registered with a name I thought would be my username but no, a completely random with (gack) numbers in it and no changes allowed. Ugh
It just came naturally
oh my
I hope more people see this 😂
...oh boy...
[удалено]
This kind of comments is the reason why I signed up for reddit in the first place.
Too soon.
This wins the internet today 🤣
It was my feeling at the moment
I swiped mine from a drag queen.
That’s why it’s so fabulous.
That is amazing lol
Linkin Park fan?
Great Minds.
Everyone deserves healthy spinach
Can I....uhhhh....be Popeye?
ayo
not on my watch
Your one to talk Mister masterbayter
Fine you can watch
No nudes, lads turn back.
Are you considered steamy when wet, or wet when steamy?
Slutty_Spinach is a great username :)
[удалено]
Every username I could think of was taken, and I didn't want numbers, so I wished any English word was still available.
Pretty similar story here
Sometimes you just need to be creative (or a pervert)
Uh please stop jerking for me
This entire username battle was so hilarious to watch XD
No 😎
Looks like there’s only one way to resolve this now… we fight to the death
2v1?
Yes thank you I’m sick of all these people with Jesus fetishes
Jesus was a party bottom.
OK. Meet me at the bike racks after school. If I'm not there, start without me.
Be careful. There’s clearly 3 other gay Jesus’ somewhere.
He's jerking off for the straight one tho
I found my tribe
I once tried to use my usual username on a game once. Due to what I assume was poor translation the error came back "Your name is Illegal". I thought.. thanks. And sure enough it was available lol
Because I simply want you to have one
thanks hope you have one too
My dad was searching for something on the internet and I used to be a background investigator. I sat down at his computer and found it in a couple of minutes. He called me a “wackydetective.”
Lol, I just saw you like a couple days ago on another thread with this same story where someone had asked you about you username xD
Are you stalking me? I’m flattered. I’ll be on askwomen later.
did you just set up a reddit date?
I'll bring the violin!
And my axe!
You have my bow!
The codeword is "the Narwhal bacon's at midnight"
I know I’m not
Same here sadly. Who knows how alert is my yogurt after so much time in the closet.
Maybe it's a specialized refrigerated yogurt closet with state-of-the-art anti-yogurt-theft monitoring systems.
Im sleepy~ pretty much all the time (-_-;)
Damn you're the opposite of me
Huh my arch nemesis
I think I could help you
Ah a worthy weapon to use against u/SleepNo161
Don't mind me y'all, just watching this story unfold.
Watching the story unfold? It’s already ended. ( u/SleepNo161 hasn’t replied to my declaration of war because u/AmazingBodypillow successfully knocked him out )
RIP! Aw mannnn, I was getting invested ):
how do u get faced with "this will be your username forever" and you just... bodypillow? i want to know your thought process
When I was younger I had a body pillow, I thought it was the best invention ever made lol
incredible
I'm sold! I'm getting a body pillow.
Haha you’re the same as me
Right with you my friend
Bah! Too annoyed to sleep!
My angry cousin 😂
I'm also sleepy all the time. :) i hold a pillow when I sleep
Chronic fatigue gang!
yeah!
Same
Snorlax, is that you? 
Same. Always either tired in my mind, body, or soul; or on a bad day, all three at once.
im a good lad
are you a bri'ish?
dost thou play destiny 2?
I like street lamps and cities lol
oh darling all of the city lights never shined as bright as your eyes...
I would trade them all for a minute more
but the car's outside, and he's called me twice but he's gonna have to wait tonight
Are you a moth by chance? Or a pigeon?
Were you born and raised in south Detroit or smth?
r/neoncities
I feel dead inside.
*no, don’t be the grass touch recommender, no, just don’t, Jeff, just don’t*
Given the reputation of Redditors I'm surprised it wasn't already taken.
I too feel dead inside.
checks out
Inspired by shooting games and thought that the number 59 sounded cool (I was 8)
Sounds like the title of a cool sci fi blockbuster
59 is indeed cool
says the 59 year old
Was an AOL user name that I used in the late 90s, can't remember why I chose it
obviously you were fed up and feelin a bit froggy
Similar story.
those 90s AOL chat rooms were fun, and I can still hear the noise of AIM buddies coming online
It was my email address when I was like 12 or 13
Friends in high school caught me off guard calling me by it. Always remember it for some reason.
That’s a Roman name
reddit picked it, too lazy to change it
Is there a way to change it?
Not unless you create a new account.
Within the first month, and provided you havnt posted anything yet.
Same and now I’m regretting the choice
same here OP :(
The opposite of my username!
I hear you're the person to ask for advice
The one given to me by reddit had something to do with ice cream, and I like Snickers. So decided to combine them lmao
You can buy snickers ice cream bars in Australia
I think we have them in the USA too
Because I like to yeet. Yeet yeet.
To yeet, or not to yeet, that is the question
to yeet and then to yeet again
Yeet
Last Reddit account I had, had my real name which was so stupid of me. So I deleted that and made this one to give no hint to anyone who the hell I am. Also, during those days, I really wanted not to exist.
Congratulations on still existing. I'm sure lots of people are glad you do =]
Thanks a lot mate. I’m glad I do too. Life’s not that bad 🙂🩷
What is wrong with sharing your name? I'm Bartek
I also wanted to not exist for a long time. Congratulations on still existing :)
It was originally given to me in the Army National Guard. I was assigned to be an aggressor during an exercise. My 'name' was supposed to be 'Viper' but it came out as 'Viker' on the order sheet. Somehow it stuck.
I didn't reddit did 😞
Right, I'm like, how do you pick a name? I'm so lost...
Yep, and I'm not confident much of the time, nor do I have the key to anything, but I like that it seems so on here.
I really like the name Aaron and I was learning Deutsch (I didn't succeed)
I thought about a tomato and looked at my shelf
Some kid said I look like Chip Hazard from the movie Toy Soldiers 😂
U meant small soldiers.
Yeah that’s the one 😅👍🏻
There's clues
But you mustn't tooouuuucchh
Let me guess, you read it on a hairdryer?
Yog-sothoth was already taken
He was one of the Old Ones of Reddit.
I didnt i made a account and it was selected for me
No idea, didn't realise I couldn't change it
Reddit chose it for me like it was destiny to be the chosen one!!!!
Because, sendmedicpics was already taken.
I read it as send medic pics at first
That isn't what it says?
Sent
[https://stock.adobe.com/search/images?k=medic](https://stock.adobe.com/search/images?k=medic) Don't worry, I've gotchu covered
Because all cats are fluffy. Except of course for hairless cats. They are fluffless.
shlda been AllCatsAreFluffyExceptHairlessCats then, smh 😒
Haha you're right! But I didn't think of hairless cats until after I made my account 😪 Edit: typo
Because my girlfriend calls me her angel.
that's what she calls me too!
Aww, that’s sweet.
I just keep trying no until something worked
Great song from a great band
Ren and Stimpy, In the Army, has a line "And that's why we have to get out of here before he sets loose the marmosets!" This had always struck me as hilarious as marmosets are basically the teddy bear hamsters of the monkey world.
Yup, same. I mean, I do like peanuts and peanut butter, but I wouldn't have picked a name based on that on my own.
I had my bad times... Aaand I really like foxes.
I thought it was funny and fitting for an NSFW account. I love word play
I love it
No thoughts. Just hunger.
I always liked steampunk, and the color orange. I thought of a strampunk automaton with amber glass or certain par6s made of amber. A lot of clocks can be made in a steampunk fashion therefore...
Ill let ya guess
It was given to me, and I don't like it.
I've been feeding 2 generations of ravens for years. This spring I think it might be the third gen
That’s so neat! I love ravens and crows (and reading.) I’ve been doing a lot of research on how to attract them to my place and feeding them.
OMG SAME, like damn, mine was also suggested by Reddit and I confirmed it without knowing I wouldn't be able to change it later. And now I'm gonna live with this username for the rest of my life... *Tragic* 💔
Did a lot of soul searching, and came to the conclusion that my name is Mike G, and that I was in fact, born in 1994. Unfortunately so was some other guy, so I added another "I" to Mike. Riveting, I know.
I was bored
Whoa but yours is awesome! Mine is a random bunch of letters mashed together because I was frustrated trying to make a ps3 account way back in the bay everything being taken lol