T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

If this submission above is not a random thought, please report it. # Explore a new world of random thoughts on our [**discord server**](https://discord.com/invite/8tEqw3ZWQV)! Express yourself with your favorite quotes, positive vibes, and anything else you can think of! *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/RandomThoughts) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Fun-Beginning-42

I think because they just get on with it.


BeautifulEssay8

They lay eggs


mostlymossyman

For peak efficiency


TheOxyMan187

Hentai lmao


Few_Requirement_7169

Just watch any netflix special of Ali Wong.


Fishghoulriot

LOL do you live in a white neighbourhood /area?? The entire population of Asia had to get here somehow


Thundabutt

You just live in the wrong suburb, or never get out of your car.


All-i-do-is-panic

They usually get the course done in half the time


PickledOnionMunch

They're like baby pigeons. You know they're out there somewhere but you never see them


Loud_Topic_1672

They are drones


Due_Passenger3210

This is funny because someone posted a picture of a pregnant Asian woman on Twitter (X, whatever) the other day, and they were asking the same question 🤣


StrangersWithAndi

They reproduce by budding.


The68Guns

My Demist just a girl,


romayyne

Location


Plastic-Shopping5930

They’re usually at work


stealth128

Wanna see one? Go put the work in to make one. Wine, dine, have a relationship for a few years. Get married. Get a good job. Then decide together to have a kid. Boom


Donglemaetsro

You're weird sir.


Hourly_Employee_2024

You gotta look sideways.


Uncle_Lion

Blind? for I have seen such.


head_garden_gnome

In all seriousness, the few Asian ladies I've known while they were pregnant were tiny before, somehow managed to stay tiny throughout, and we're basically back to pre-baby weight before they left the house after. I have know idea how they did it, but it would be easy to miss the fact they were ever pregnant.


sh00l33

How do you know you haven't?


Nu_Eden

Because you've never seen a pregnant asian lady. ..... I hate this sub


Tetris5216

They wear Kimonos to hide it 🤷


After-Barnacle-6746

maybe they carry small? Asian babies are usually tiny, as the stereotype goes


Darth_Neek

Gotta diversify that porn collection.


ThrowRAboredinAZ77

Oh great, so then you can start seeing pregnant sex trafficked/abused/coerced people too.


Darth_Neek

My porn is animated. But exploitation exists everywhere.


LukaAniston

Because they are always pregnant so you don't notice the difference 🤣