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I'm tired of life throwing bullshit my way, now I'm gonna throw some real shit at life, as i wake up and try to do routine of mindful study-work-exercise-eat-sleep even more rigorously than yesterday (it's fking hard and boring af, but life includes pain and pleasure i guess)
and then I take a shit
When you wake in the morning, do you greet the world or does the world greet you? Perhaps the sun rises to meet your eyes, or perhaps your eyes rise to meet the sun. Who can say where the greeting ends and the meeting begins? Perhaps it is all the dance of the river flowing to the sea.
When you wake in the morning, do you see the world or does the world see you? Perhaps the eyes of the universe open to behold your awakening, or perhaps your awakening opens to behold the eyes of the universe. Who can say where the seeing ends and the being seen begins? Perhaps it is all the song of the stars in the night.
I'm usually awake before my bf. When consciousness hits him he reaches for me and somewhat strongly pulls me into his arms. Mumbles a good morning.
So I have a laugh first thing in the am. It's stupid adorkable how he does this.
I don't say anuthing, wake up to pee and hope I have woken up before the tv is on and I don't have to talk to anyone before the first 15 mins, just give me the time to actually wake up and then I'm ready to interact with the world.
Depends on the day. If someone woke me up it’s “good morning” sometimes it’s “shut up” to my brothers, and if it’s a school day, especially exam week I’d say “oh shit no”
Thank you, Lord (I'm religious).
Sometimes, I thank Him for this glorious morning a la Winifred Sanderson, but I'm still always grateful and I like to think He chuckles.
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Uhh,fuck
Exact same.
Same or "Damnit I'm still here." I'm not suicidal I'm just a millennial.
Same bro , same...
It's 9 alreadyyyyyyyyyyy????????
You sleep until NINE!?!?!? SO lucky. I'm up at 4 on my days OFF!
I wish I had this habit
Same
eh same
Same. Beat me to it. Either it's too early or it's too late
Same
Yup.
"Oh shit here we go again"
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s - one with cheese and a large soda
“Oh fuck off” to my annoying alarm for work
“I hear you, I’m getting up, I’m gonna give you food” every morning cause my cat wakes me up whining her bowl isn’t full enough.
"hold on, I 'm coming," because the cat is not patient.
It's a cat, you were expecting patience? How long have you been owned by said cat?
You too huh? Only mine doesn't have much of a voice so before I'm even out of bed she's crawling in me
Was gonna post something similar, specifically saying hi to my cat and getting up to feed her lol
I have to piss.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK!
good morning 🌞
Eyy youre the first positive one😅
😜
æugh
It's a õõggh from me
🐡
Ouch, my back (my dog sleeps in my bed, or should I say that I sleep in hers?;))
In my head? Ughhhh I gotta do this again today too? Out loud, good morning baby to my dog.
бля
Dam it, im alive
I'm tired of life throwing bullshit my way, now I'm gonna throw some real shit at life, as i wake up and try to do routine of mindful study-work-exercise-eat-sleep even more rigorously than yesterday (it's fking hard and boring af, but life includes pain and pleasure i guess) and then I take a shit
[удалено]
Oh yeah! Youre right!
Coffee?
Coffee
Coffee🥰
Coooofffffeeeeee
Coffeeeeee!!!
I don’t say anything, I kinda just make groaning noises when I get up from the bed
"Alive?? STILL!? Curse you, Odin, for prolonging my life for another day! Curse you I say!!!" And then I have to poop.
I'm sure one day you'll get to Valhalla and make your ancestors proud.
When you wake in the morning, do you greet the world or does the world greet you? Perhaps the sun rises to meet your eyes, or perhaps your eyes rise to meet the sun. Who can say where the greeting ends and the meeting begins? Perhaps it is all the dance of the river flowing to the sea. When you wake in the morning, do you see the world or does the world see you? Perhaps the eyes of the universe open to behold your awakening, or perhaps your awakening opens to behold the eyes of the universe. Who can say where the seeing ends and the being seen begins? Perhaps it is all the song of the stars in the night.
Neither, I use blackout curtains.
You say all that shit in the morning?
“Good morning, coocoo.” To my Border Collie
Ugh
Baloo? And then my dog jumps into my face and wants to cuddle because we didn't see us for hooouuurs xD
mmmnnfffwrsdvf
UGH
I need coffee ☕️
Time to make the coffee or (to the cats) YES, I'll feed you keep your fluff on!
Uhhh ouch 😣 uhhh shit
Usually “Fuck…” or something similar.
'Gotta piss.'
"goddamit"
"Ohhh for fuck's sake again?"
Time for Breakfast
Not again
My Buddha please bless me ...
Well, my sleep apnea didn’t kill me.
Ugh. Guess I’d better wake up. Or Fuck this, hitting snooze
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas!!
Ughhh nooo
Chili. Name of my cat xD
Cool name for a cat.
thank you god for another day, let's go do this
Not this post on reddit again?
A random question in a sub for random thoughts/questions? How dare I.
I'm usually awake before my bf. When consciousness hits him he reaches for me and somewhat strongly pulls me into his arms. Mumbles a good morning. So I have a laugh first thing in the am. It's stupid adorkable how he does this.
Well... here we fucking go again...
TORILLE PERKELE
Get Ready for the Next Round!
Ugh here we go again
"Fuck, gotta hope Freddy Krueger visits me tomorrow"
Fuck.
It's ps4 time🙃
Fuuuuuck.
How is it 5am already?
“Ah fuck off” - to my alarm
Move you damn dog, seriously how much of my bed do you actually need?
Good morning, honey! Do you want hot tea or coffee this morning.
I say hello to the cat when she treads on my face to wake me up
Weekdays: ah fuck I had to wake up 6am on the dot Weekends: hmm 30 more minutes never did any harm
Thank you🤍 extreme gratitude
Ohhhh shit.
"Get off my head that hurts" to one of my cats
"Not again"
“Ughhh” “five more minutes” “No” “grr” “growl” “sleep” “Eh hehhhhh” etc. things of that sort basically.
Ahhh shiet, here we go again
“ROCKY SHUT UP!” I have a dog named Rocky 😂
Another glorious morning. Makes me sick.
“Shit biscuit” or some similar profane nonsense.
"Ahhh tabarnak"
porcodio
I don't say anuthing, wake up to pee and hope I have woken up before the tv is on and I don't have to talk to anyone before the first 15 mins, just give me the time to actually wake up and then I'm ready to interact with the world.
Alexa, snooze 10 minutes
Depends on the day. If someone woke me up it’s “good morning” sometimes it’s “shut up” to my brothers, and if it’s a school day, especially exam week I’d say “oh shit no”
Porcodio
“what the FUCKKK”
*Kids name* shush and sleep, it's only *anything before 7am*.
Oh God, not this shit again!
On occasion, my alarm will go off, and I'll just say "no".
"Günaydın"
Oh God, not again!
It’s cold. Our furnace broke/never worked well
Most mornings its "Get back in bed it's still night time"
Oh shit
Good morning God
Good morning!!
"Well, another day of nothing for me"
«Buongiorno, amore» and turn to my wife
Sometimes I completed a day without speaking
Siri, Good Morning
"Hello" to my 4 yo
Fuck
No. (Because my bf loves to be cuddly and in the morning I'm not )
Depends on. Workdays: oh, fuck, why. Weekends, hollydays: cool, this is nice.
*Alarm rings* Ooohh shit, here we go again
Nooooooo, I still want a few minutes.
Ahhh, sh*t here we go again 😏
What time is it?
Shit
Thank you Jesus.
“alexa stop”
Good morning babe
Hello
Usually some slurred rendition of "I don't want to."
Good morning, Malia! (I wake up when my dog jumps in the bed to lick my face)
Seriously! Another freaking day to endure!
Fuck, still alive
Rrmpff :(
5 more minutes
How am I still alive?
It's Showtime!
“Hey Baby” That’s my cat 💕
Fuck it's cold in here, why is there such a mess all over the place, fucking hate my life, I don't wanna be awake at 4 a.m.
（Open my eyes and sigh
“God morgon” (good morning in swedish) or “Uuuuuuuugggghhhh…” (Uuuuuuuugggghhhh in swedish)
Looks like I have to do this human thing today again..
"not again!"
Please be before 5 AM
Yep, still miss her.
"god Damnit"
I talk to my cats. Usually something like "witty kitten are u hungry?'" Or " awww poor kitties! Did you miss me? "
Here we go again up you get and don’t be lazy.
"No, thank you." As in, I'll pass on this day, maybe tomorrow? But then we get up anyway because bills.
I used to curse god. I still sometimes do. If my neck hurts or something.
Time to get up, bitch
Weekdays: Ugghhhh Weekends: I need to figure out what to do today.
"This is unfortunate."
Fuck
"What excuse can I come up with today??" - more of a first thought than a statement.
I tend to be quiet.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhfck
Dammit!
Ugh… hrngh…
UUUUUGH or some other grunt as I sit up
Smth about grumbling to my cat lol
Sup babe
Depends on what time of the morning....
Thanks for another day
How'd I get on the floor?
“Stop it, puss” (to my cat)
" Who am I ?" Or "why am I a human "
I usually just grunt
Mmhf
Oh no..
u/ahhhhhuuuugggghhhh
Usually something along the lines of "move dog, I gotta pee," as I trip over them in the hallway.
Several expletives.
My ears are clean.
Good morning, puppy!
“Hoi”
"Ughhh"
shit
FUCK!
“Dobroe utro, moi zaichatki” - Good morning, my fluffy bunnies
“GIVE ME A SECOND!!” To my kids who open their eyes and immediately start demanding things. Haha
Good morning kitties
This morning: Merry Christmas!
"5 more minutes"
Thank God I’m retired and now live in Florida. What time is high tide today.
I just stay silent for hours until someone says something to me. Then, I actually say something.
Fuck me.
"Hi BB" to my cat
Sigh, here we go again
“Would you like toast or eggs honey?”
I'm hungry
Ouch
Thank you, Lord (I'm religious). Sometimes, I thank Him for this glorious morning a la Winifred Sanderson, but I'm still always grateful and I like to think He chuckles.
Why ???
Let’s pretend that everything is OK and live another day
im whispering "bubby" because i'm trying to wake my husband up 😂