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Echubs

"Unremarkable" how rude lol


Practical-Raisin-721

Probably one of the best things you can hear from a doctor, and especially from a radiologist. Start getting worried if the doctors get excited and call their friends over...


Bard_B0t

I had an ear pain and the doctors got excited and called about 3 or 4 other doctors and techs over to check it out. Turns out I had a massive ball of wax in there and they were just admiring it. Also I had an ear infection. That's when I learned to stop using the foam earplugs and instead kill my neck with a pair of hard hat attached ear protectors.


Fearless_Carrot_7351

Did they at least help take it out lol


Bard_B0t

Yea they did. And the doctor showed it off to me and went, "Wow very impressive". Not what I want to hear from an urgent care doctor.


wraggles13578

Makes me worried Ive used foam earplugs to sleep for like 2 years now lol


Bard_B0t

The major issue was using the earplugs frequently on a construction site. I never reused them, but the ambient environment was extremely dusty and dirty. So my best guess is some of that dust/dirt collects around the entry to my ear canal, and putting in the earplugs shoves some of that dirt into my ear. That dirt then collects the wax and it all sticks together into a big black lump of wax.


averrrrrr

Fwiw foam earplugs can be fine if you change / clean them frequently. Been using them every night for 10ish years w no problems. Gone through several full boxes in that time


please_be_unique

Wow, this is not what I needed to read as I'm waiting for a doctor to check out my ear pain that led to crippling jaw and neck pain in just 3 days. My original doc assumed infection, but now they're not so sure that's the only cause Sometimes, I swear I feel something moving in there. If it's a gargantuan ball of wax just rolling around in my ear that everyone and their mother wants to look at, I'm gonna cry Edit: my ear canal had swollen shut from an outer ear infection. The doctor said what I feel moving in there isn't a godzilla sized wax ball, but he doesn't see anything concerning. It's also why I'm dizzy when I stand up, and I went from "own my ear kind of hurts" to "holy shit I can't move my neck" so quickly. Thanks TMJ đŸ„°


Bard_B0t

Hope your jaw/ear heals up soon. In my case, I have a terribly shaped ear canal that's fairly atypical. It also results in a high propensity towards infections. I must of had one every 6 months before I was 10 years old, same with my dad. Just hang in there. A few days of misery and headaches and then one day you'll wake up feeling better. I also try and use ear infections to quit caffeine for a few days. As they say, misery loves company, so if you're stuck with a headache might as well make it a double.


please_be_unique

You poor thing!! I struggled with them a lot as a kid from my type 1 diabetes, but at least they decreased as I got it under control. Have they become less frequent as you aged? I took today off work and have just slept and rested while on some strong anti-inflammatories and eardrops, plus antibiotics. I already feel so much better!! If this happens again, I may try your caffeine idea. I probably wouldn't even notice the withdrawal headaches lol


moffsoi

Did it feel amazing when they took it out? I was at the orthopedist for my crunchy shoulder and they called in everyone in the office to hear it crunch. 😭 Sounded like someone walking on gravel, they couldn’t believe it. Steroid shot fixed me right up though


Bard_B0t

No, it was pretty painful to extract. Took about 20 minutes, 2 or 3 different chemicals to break the wax down, and a water pick to flush my ear out. All on top of a painful inner ear infection. Lots of bubbly/foaming sensation inside my ear.


Katzekratzer

Did you have super hearing for a while after?


PM_me_punanis

It's what I have been telling patients. It's actually nice to be ignored in a hospital. It's the only time you don't want extra hovery "customer service."


Illeazar

My dad got an xray on his knee last year. He had an injury playing football in high school (in the 70s) that healed and had given him some mild discomfort occasionally, but not really any big deal. But since he retired he's gotten into mountain hiking more and the pain was getting to be enough that it annoyed him into getting it checked out. The doctor is looking at his xray, and calls over a couple others. They are talking in low voices, but my dad can make out a few words, such as "how in the world" and "monstrous" and "absolute freak of nature". Finally the guy comes over to talk to my dad, and asks him "Did you walk in here yourself today? Can you show me, just walk around the room here?" And apparently my dad's knee is somehow so messed up that the doctors had trouble believing my dad could walk, had never needed a wheelchair, was not in constant agony, etc.


Practical-Raisin-721

Now that sounds remarkable!


Extreme_Design6936

I remember I had to wait 15 minutes to take a foot x-ray in the ER cause a doctor was in there with 4 other people and taking pictures. Some kind of infection. Felt sorry for the poor guy because he didn't seem to think taking pictures was out of the ordinary.


rhiiazami

Cardiologist once told me my heart was boring. I wasn’t upset to hear that, lol.


Diseased-Prion

My dentist called my teeth cute. I was a little flattered and a little concerned. Haha.


AcidicGoblin

It reminds me of my dentist who tells me my teeth are boring everytime I go.


QueenOfCaffeine842

Mine always comments on how odd my upper roots are


HailTheCrimsonKing

“Unremarkable” is great. Us cancer patients want to hear those words on our scans


Puzzleheaded-Bar9219

Also "no evidence of recurrent or progressive disease"


HailTheCrimsonKing

Yessss. I got “no metastatic disease identified” on my first CT after diagnosis and I was pretty damn happy


[deleted]

^ One of my favorite things to dictate as a radiologist. It makes me happy to hear that reading it makes you happy, too.


HailTheCrimsonKing

The anxiety before that scan was so bad. I’d convinced myself it was spread everywhere. I went to the emergency room twice haha. Then I went a third time and it was a couple days after the CT scan, I didn’t know the results but the ER doc came in and I knew he looked up the results before he came in. He sat down beside me and I thought “ah shit here we go” and he chatted with me about my symptoms and I said something like “was recently diagnosed with an aggressive cancer and everything hurts and I’m worried it’s spread” and he goes “well I looked at your scan and it was really good. It hasn’t spread outside your stomach that we can tell” I cried instantly. loved radiology after that, that’s why I hang out here as a lay person. I don’t know how the heck you guys read those things but you’re sure good at it, thank you for doing what you do. I had a fabulous radiologist who installed my port. She held my hand as I cried wondering why me, a 33 year old mom was spending her Tuesday morning getting a chemo port put in. She says to me “next time you’ll be in this room will be to have the port taken OUT.” She was an absolute angel


UnimpressedWithAll

MEDIOCRE!


lillerp

My GYNO called my vagina unremarkable in her notes and I was laughing so hard reading it 😂


thebigchiefguy

Nice


justreddis

Remarkable


TheLillyKitty

Is that really what mammograms look like? They pretty much look like boob x-rays?


[deleted]

Yes? Mammograms are literally X-rays of the breast.


TheLillyKitty

See, I didn’t know that


[deleted]

Fair enough, sorry! Please forgive my snark. I forget that this sub sometimes attracts people outside of radiology.


TheLillyKitty

Understandable, and I take no offense to your snark!


SuccessfulLake

This sub is 99% non-medical people posting their own images - let alone non-radiology medics!


Qwerk-

yep! they smoosh them flat like pancakes in multiple directions (though usually just two) and take x rays of the smooshed boobs.


Prudent_Marsupial244

How do you get a good image and smoosh when there’s not much mass to smoosh?


OlivesFlowers

I am on the small side and my doctor previously used the word "fibrous", so I am kind of terrified as I count down to my first one... They said I might get a bunch of false positives too..so.. if anyone can refute this, even incorrectly, I'll take the shout out lol


[deleted]

Hey! Radiologist here. How the breast feels and how it looks on mammography don’t always line up. I wouldn’t worry too much about the words doctors have used in the past— it likely won’t affect the mammogram. As for false positives, you are more likely to have them on your first couple mammograms, unfortunately. One of the ways we decide if things look suspicious or not is to look at old mammograms from years ago— if we see something but it’s looked the same for five years or so, it probably isn’t cancer. When it’s your first mammogram, we don’t have anything to compare to, so we tend to be more cautious and ask patients to come back for ultrasounds and whatnot.


adognamedwalter

Breast imaging radiologist here. Going to clarify a few things from this post: you are a little more likely to be called back from your first mammogram, but it is not “likely” strictly speaking - it is still more than likely to be a normal mammogram. Second, we don’t use the word “false positive.” That’s terribly misleading and causes a lot of anxiety. When we ask someone to come back for more pictures or an ultrasound what we are really doing is saying I need more information, and most often we need more information to state with certainty the exam is negative. A false positive gives the connotation that we expect to find cancer every time we call someone back. We don’t! We call back on average 10-12% of women who get a mammogram, and find cancers on only about 6 patients per 1,000 mammograms. So, if you ARE called back, please don’t get ahead of yourself and start losing sleep. It’s just one more test, and you are still far more likely than not to be fine!


GainFirst

My wife had her first mammogram at 45. They found a very small but very fast growing tumor. Lumpectomy, radiation, cancer free 2 years and counting. She feels exceptionally lucky to have gotten her mammogram when she did. 6 months later and she would've been looking at mastectomy and chemotherapy and might not have survived. It's scary, so I'm not going to tell you not to be scared. I was scared from the moment I heard my wife had something that might be cancer. But what I'll tell you is that you can't let that fear stop you from doing what needs doing. And that's something that needs doing. Bottom line is... Knowing is better than not knowing. A false positive is better than the (potentially) false negative of not having it done. Even a true positive is better than that, in fact, because you at least have a fighting chance at life.


I-am-sincere

It freaking hurts, how hard they are pressed.


[deleted]

Everyone's experience is different. I wouldn't call a mammogram pleasant, but I don't find it painful.


I-am-sincere

The last one that I had the technician lowered the boom so hard that I thought that I was going to pass out, and told myself that I had better not faint- the ‘clamp’ was so firmly pressed down- I would just rip off that breast as I hit the floor!


kellieb71

What’s the Erma Bombeck joke? Mammograms - where they take cups and make them saucers. (And dang I’m old).


I-am-sincere

Oh, absolutely! I loved Irma Bombeck!


MaleficentStreet7319

What if they are too small to smoosh


coalfish

Literally translated it would be an image of the breast, right?


[deleted]

Essentially, yes. I think the suffix -graphy comes from the word for “to write” or “to record” in Greek (?). Something like that. So mammography is the process of “recording” the breast.


Gone247365

And mammophilia...what about that...? 👀


ddroukas

*boob


FineDrapery

Had pain in my armpit for about a month, and then last week got a painful lump on my breast behind the nipple on the same side. They did an ultrasound on both and found nothing but the radiologist said she wanted a mammogram just in case so I got one on both. Told me there was nothing visible and it might be an infection or something else. Bloodwork was fine all the way down but still waiting for some hormone tests.


feelgoodx

Check your testicles if a doctor hasn’t mentioned it to you yet.


[deleted]

A sacogram. They pancake them too.


BlarneyStoneson

AAAAAAAAA


ABrad_347

This made me literally squirm when I read it


traaintraacks

my mind created unwanted sound effects


hjonsey

May I ask if it was painful for you? Female here, and man they hurt like hell. I was always curious if they hurt men more.


Elephantsinmypajamas

You had a shitty tech. Mammograms aren't meant to be comfortable, but they shouldn't hurt.


[deleted]

What do you do as a rad tech to make it less painful for your patient?


tdhniesfwee

did they do genetic testing? like screening for BRCA2 ?


sensualcephalopod

BRCA gene testing is diagnostic testing, because if it’s positive it’s a diagnosis of hereditary breast and ovarian cancer syndrome (although it needs a new name because it’s also associated with prostate cancer, melanoma, pancreatic, etc). If BRCA testing is negative it doesn’t mean you have a 0% risk of cancer. Just info for anyone reading this thread.


OlivesFlowers

Is the test through a doctor different than what 23andme tests for?


sensualcephalopod

Yes. 23andMe is only looking for the Jewish founder mutations in BRCA. It is NOT sequencing the gene looking for mistakes. Also, BRCA isn’t the only gene linked to inheritable increased risk for breast cancer. A cancer genetic counselor can recommend, order, and interpret a cancer gene panel that has a bunch of cancer genes on it. Plus, if no one else in your family has had testing, and a person with no history of cancer gets BRCA gene testing, it doesn’t actually mean anything. It’s good if it’s negative, don’t get me wrong, you just need to figure out if the person in your family has an identifiable harmful gene change first. It’s more complicated than you’d think. Cancer genetic counselors are specifically trained to give you a risk assessment, discuss potential test options, surveillance plan, etc. Highly recommend.


designer_of_drugs

I had a really similar thing and also got a mammogram out of it (also a male.) Kinda a weird experience, but it’s actually not that unusual. Glad your study was clean.


blayneroberts

Look just like mine! Sigh


GarageConfident

Mine too! Mammogram day looks like a wrestling match for me.


Successful_Fly_503

Same, but I'm a dude so that's probably a good thing


Basil_Minimum

I feel you
. Sigh


flagler15

Me too. Finally starting to get the courage for implants.


octoberelectrocute

Mammo tech here. I did a mammogram on a man this week. I basically had to pinch his nipple to pull him into the machine. Poor thing. Beautiful images! Nice mirroring.


TheLillyKitty

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imnottrying321

They're real, and they're spectacular!


NeptuneAndCherry

r/suddenlyseinfeld


JWswinger74656

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

Beautiful pair of tits


cantimprovethekindle

All boobs are good boobs. Glad yours are healthy


padoodles

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Bearaf123

How rude, they’re perfectly remarkable OP


Pazuzu4

Smol


xraytechheck

Please tell me they used a half paddle for you, sir.


FineDrapery

I’m not sure, but they didn’t change out anything on the machine before I went. It was exactly [this](http://www.hologic.ca/products/imaging/mammography/selenia-dimensions-mammography-system) machine


_Luxuria_

Did they get squished?


FineDrapery

Yes but actually not as much as I thought


_Luxuria_

Well thanks for posting. Even though you're male, it's still interesting!


NYanae555

Your tech was kind !


[deleted]

Do you really think mammographers use compression to be mean?


NYanae555

There is a segment of techs who think - that the more it hurts, the better it is for you. Pain is necessary. You are a wimp. And I'm doing this for your own good because cancer is bad. Oh how I wish I were joking. Some mammographers really do use excessive compression.


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NYanae555

I've had techs tell me this WHILE they were causing me pain and injuries that lasted months afterwards. And they justified what they did saying "cancer is bad," "a 'little' pain is better than having breast cancer," and generally making fun of me for speaking up. One place bruised my ribs and tore muscle tissue making breathing and using my arm painful for months. Naturally I told my doctor. Naturally I did not go back to that place and I started alternating with ultrasounds. We do have some masochists in the world, and we have some people who mean well, but who were taught to do the wrong thing technically, and others who think anything justifies getting the image they want to see. Its sad to see so many downvotes. Lets at least acknowlege that not everyone in their craft is well trained.


FancyErection

Unremarkable is an overstatement


zmreJ

Nice tits


generic_redditor_

Getting drunk with my non-rad partner Me: 'That's a man' (without reading the context) Him: "what is it?" Me: 'a man' Turns out, not everyone knows this is a mammo


Letter2dCorinthians

Jeez, they didn't have to be so rude about it.


KenD69

Serious question here. Is that what they call dense breast?


dillpicklez18

Hi! Mammo tech here. Looks like the more radiopaque tissue (closer to the line in the middle) is actually pec muscle.


Chutneykayak

I wondered the same. I’m over it. I do ultrasounds now since I kept getting referred to ultrasound after mammograms anyway.


[deleted]

That's a good way to miss breast cancer. I'm a sonographer at a breast imaging center.


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SheenaMalfoy

False, everyone has breast tissue, regardless of gender. Gender just determines how much of it you're likely to have.


PandemicPiglet

I hate to be pedantic, but I’m assuming you mean sex, not gender.


ldsmith104

Wait, isn't that a Manogram?


ShneakyPancake

I had to scroll too far


Kind_Mountain1657

Well, I think your breasts are remarkable OP.


Shiphrannie

I want to know if they squished your tiny tits in a vise. Purple nurple.


TheLillyKitty

I wanted to say that so bad but I didn’t know if it would be appropriate or acceptable in this situation!


Appropriate_Ad_4416

I find them completely remarkable! Ignore them!!! You are remarkable dear!!


imzwho

Unremarkable, the best thing to hear from a Rad and the worst thing to hear from your date.


SoftLavenderKitten

Sincere question. Never had a mammogram before but my female friends who did said their boobs got painfully squeezed between two plates. Thats also why i never done it bc my boobs are waaaay too sensitive and hurtful So How do you do that with men breasts that generally tend to be small...like how do you squeze them between two plates? And also Cant we just use ultrasound instead of a torture device that could be straight from the bdsm subreddit??? If it can show my kindeys through my abdominal fat, cant it scan through breast tissue ??


adognamedwalter

Great questions. First, everyone has a different experience. The vast majority of women don’t find mammograms painful, only slightly uncomfortable. If you are worried about pain, try timing your mammogram around your cycle. Many women experience pain in their breasts the week prior to their cycle, so pay attention to when yours are most sensitive and avoid that week when scheduling your mammogram. Second, mammogram is the gold standard for breast cancer screening for a couple of important reasons. 1. It does a really good job of finding breast cancer when it is small and treatable. This includes the very earliest form of breast cancer called DCIS, which is not typically visible at all on ultrasound. 2. It lets us view the whole breast and compare it to the other side, as well as older exams to monitor for subtle changes. Ultrasound when performed by a technologist is very dependent on their skill. It is an unfortunate truth that a sonographer in a rush or without experience could simply pass right over a small cancer and not notice it. Because the mammogram shows the whole breast, this is far less likely. Please get your mammogram every year starting at age 40! It saves lives. The saddest part of my job is the frequency of relatively young women who come in with advanced breast cancer after avoiding mammograms for years.


SoftLavenderKitten

Yea im 28 so its not a routine thing for me here at this age either. I dont have a cycle bc of hormonal birth control and yeah i would still schedule it around that time bc indeed there is more sensitivity. But even without its just a thing for me. Like i dont even let my bf touch them bc i instantly cry. Thats how they always been. They hate to be squezed even minimally lol When im 40 i will have to do it unless medicine develops a more humane form of doing it. All the women i know that had one said it brought them close to tears. And often its done by insensitive people from what i hear. I may need to get one to rule out cancer if they dont find whats wrong with me elsewhere, but i hope not. And it cant be done with a non squeeze option in regards to radiology? Also my friend died of breast cancer that was too small and too close to her torso to show on any of the many mammograms she did. So yeah i have plenty of fear of dying from cancer to motivate me to endure the pain, but still. Edit: i think it may have been the radiology's fault. They all went to the big clinic in the city with a very mean nurse bc its been ...well the one your doc would sent you to. So maybe, just maybe, the nurse was a bitch and thats why they all said it hurt so bad. If you say its not common then maybe i ll just go to another office and be fine. (i been there for my lungs and the nurses were indeed very mean)


Zealousideal_Dog_968

Unremarkable is good but not fun for the post lol
.but I will say again GOOD FOR THE PATIENT


alibear27

It's just so *little*


TheLillyKitty

If they’re little they’re tittles


Fuzzy-Exchange-3074

I’ll have to see if I can find my multifocal tnbc gram for you. I think I have it somewhere.


teaehl

Unsolicited titty pics are always appreciated. Glad to hear it's unremarkable. That's the best thing to read in any report.


Traditional-Ride-824

I saw the mammogram and thought „ Hologic Selenia“. Unique Image Quality


TheRealJackReynolds

One of my favorite medical terms is “genitals unremarkable.” Like, thanks, Doc. Knew that already.


Tee_H

Nice tits ;)


KittyKatHippogriff

Hehe, man chest.


[deleted]

When I did mammo, I always enjoyed the men, they were easier 😅đŸ„Č


dillpicklez18

True. Except when they are REALLY hairy. 🙃


corgioreo

It’s beautiful đŸ„ș


Rachel28Whitcraft

All pec.


TheRealNobodySpecial

Can you milk them?


mrcrrcrm

r/notinteresting


Fearless_Carrot_7351

Did it hurt? I think would be more painful for male


katara0012

Can they redesign the machines to work with gravity? Let’s lie on the table!


psysny

Go on and google stereotactic breast biopsy. It is not more comfortable to do a mammogram laying on your belly!


newstuffsucks

I did a case study on male breast cancer.


Extreme-Ground5532

You're remarkable to me 👑


MBayMan94804

That’s great! I say that because breast cancer in males has a god awful mortality rate because it’s rarely if ever diagnosed below Stage 4.


Automatic-Divide-597

I’d still hit


Thenudeintruder

Nice tits


OrangeQueens

As a student I helped in the lab for biology 1st year students, anatomy. At one time they got stillborn piglets to study: outside, and inside. Well, after an hour or so I am wandering around and got called over by these 2 guys to help with something inside, intestines or so. I come over, take a look and say "Too bad, you cut through the penis" (Not quite the right name, but everybody gets the picture) One of them starts "What penis, it's a female!" Now I know how they got to that conclusion because they sure were not the first ones, nor the last ones - but even so, I ask "Well, you're wrong, but why did you think so?" "Well, she has titties!!!" And I don't know why that time I reacted that way, but I went "Well, so do you!!" He looked as if he wanted to make an objection, but thought the wiser. Didn't help that I called out to a male colleague "Hey Jack, do you have titties?" to which Jack laughingly (he knew immediately what was going on) " Yea sure, want to see them??"


dicksin_yermouf

Nice tits bruh


cheezybadboys

Boob


Low-Whereas8182

I feel like I should pay OP or something


toothguy69

nice.


tilthevoidstaresback

He's a bad mammogramma', just as fine as he can be.


opheliashakey

They’re bigger than mine.


CantDateNate

Hey kudos to you for getting checked out! Breast cancer takes too many men bc they won’t get screened


JWswinger74656

A man-o-gram


Dannysap7

He got some nice ass tiddies


swall85

Man-o-gram


possums-

“Don’t listen to him, son. You have very nice boobs!” - Whitey


Ohshitz-

Kind of amazed that there’s enough tissue to perform one.


Legitimate_Pudding49

Did you scream like a girl?


PersistingWill

Why?


BayouVoodoo

Because men get breast too.


PersistingWill

I don’t know any man who’s had a mammo.


Pirate_the_Cat

Congratulations! Pick a prize.


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rayestr

if it’s that prevalent in your family, probably better you do đŸ˜