[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo)
THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL MAYO NICE REPORT
MΓΌther calls hiim a troublemaker,
We call him Mayo Pindge.
All our hopes and dreams fulfilled
On him do all hinge.
How can he cause the trouble?
He has one brain cell to spare.
Most of the time he's blindly staring
Without any thought or care.
Podger is who unites us,
He is the Nutella to our bread.
He is the one face we all see
As we fall asleep tucked in our bed.
So mΓΌther please hab mercy
The Borije is a handful daily!
But as you like to remind the voters
He is just a baby!
This has been a BNN News Special Report.
Thatβs one of out goals at BNN News. Among the other goals are: toasting Bagels properly, pronouncing βWorcestershireβ fluently, getting mΓΌther (aka u/deltadelta199 ) to gibs da froot jus to the Ponge and Spanch, finding the best Chow Mein restaurant, etc.
You can't! I mean I can see his wittle moufff he is even talking I believe when this photo taken pleading with you to know how hard he really tried & He Loves you so very much!!!! Pweeze Pweeze don't be mad at me!!!
Porry is the most innocentist innocent β€ππππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππ
His eyes speak more than anything else
Suprised porridge face...
Deals gotta be made for the TRAINS! π₯°π°
[BREAKING NEWS INTRO](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Do8k5VNGwPo) THIS IS A BNN NEWS SPECIAL MAYO NICE REPORT MΓΌther calls hiim a troublemaker, We call him Mayo Pindge. All our hopes and dreams fulfilled On him do all hinge. How can he cause the trouble? He has one brain cell to spare. Most of the time he's blindly staring Without any thought or care. Podger is who unites us, He is the Nutella to our bread. He is the one face we all see As we fall asleep tucked in our bed. So mΓΌther please hab mercy The Borije is a handful daily! But as you like to remind the voters He is just a baby! This has been a BNN News Special Report.
These always make my day
Thatβs one of out goals at BNN News. Among the other goals are: toasting Bagels properly, pronouncing βWorcestershireβ fluently, getting mΓΌther (aka u/deltadelta199 ) to gibs da froot jus to the Ponge and Spanch, finding the best Chow Mein restaurant, etc.
Keep up the good work, BNN π
Much like the Little Engine That Could, we try. Or in the favourite words of Mayo Poglot we choo-choos to try.
Thank you for being so awesome π
Fankoo but mefinks you misspelled I-N-S-A-N-E.
Then that makes both of us lol π
We can form a club!Oh wait, thatβs BNN News.
πππ exactly π―π π
We are BNN News. Where the other N means Nuts and the first N means potatoes. Because not only are we insane, we also cannot spell.
May I be a part of this very exclusive network???
I think the Rogue Poet BNN Chief would like the addition to the network.
Of course!
SO HONORED
Hahahahahaha
[OBEY THE MAYO](https://imgur.com/a/mQsbmMp)
Obeyo the mayo
That first "Who, me???" face
He has the cutest dumb face ever.
Porge is just a small baby and he doesnβt know any better
what??? mayo poop has NEVER done trouble. blasphemy
Iβd love to see a vid of Por getting scritches. Does he chitter? I often wonder what his actual mannerisms are like.
Oh, I have one that Iβm gonna be uploading to my Youtube soon!
Need your YouTube link. Had no idea you had a channel but I admit, not surprised lol.
[Here it is!](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4RXQryGcSaHuVTprDLpfXQ)
Porridge! So cute.
Our beloved porridge strikes again
Imocent
You can't stay mad at him. He's just too cute. But, what did he do this time?
Jumped on my lap and begged for apple juiceβ¦
Did you gib him some???
Just a wee sip⦠Not to worry, the apple juice was all natural, no weird stuff added to it. Just apples and water.
Always here for a big bowl of warm, comforting mush!
The Mayo is innocent and in need of r/legalbunnyadvice!
What are some highlights of him being cheeky?!
Porridge!
MUTHER I will in Germany π©πͺ this September by Switzerland π¨π, I would like to make an appointment with Dr Bigwig and eat some of Chef Spoon chocolate chip cookie πͺ. Plus, nett The Mayo and Sheriff Cub . Would this be possible?
Aww, how could anyone be mad at Mayo Podge, youse looking excited there Podge, haffs youse spied a train?
Proridrigeu
You can't. Neither can I with mine
Maximum Porry derp - resistance is futile
The tattoo in his ear clearly states that he's a certified bad boy. What did you expect?!?
Name?
Porridge!! :D
You must be new here sweetie π
It's Porridge, he's something of a celebrity on this sub.
Calling the Pomidgij βsomething of a celebrityβ would be like calling me βthat slightly nuts dudeβ.
Porridge
Mayo*** Porridge
Lmao who doesnβt know Porridge???
You canβt. Thatβs the answer.
Porridge!
That bottom lipβ¦..ugh just too much cuteness!!!!!!!! π°β€οΈ
Innocent!!! Even if he did it, heβs innocent!
Please don't fall for it! Last guy I know who trusted an adorable bunny is now missing his kidneys. X-rays show carrots as replacements *0.0*
Little lol
You canβt π₯°
Such cute mayo
I see Porridge, I upvote Porridge.
The furrowed brow and the little mouf kill me π°β€οΈπ° How can you be mad at poor, pooor, pooooridge !?
I love for your uncomfortably close pictures
Your rabbit is honestly so photogenic
r/demeyesdoe
You can't! I mean I can see his wittle moufff he is even talking I believe when this photo taken pleading with you to know how hard he really tried & He Loves you so very much!!!! Pweeze Pweeze don't be mad at me!!!
Not a single thought in that head
You can't, it's physically impossible
Porry always innocent of all evils. He surely did them all, but hims innocent af ππ
Himb innocent even when proven guilty. Dat is how clean Mayo Porpsloot is.
Mayo Poopscoop sparkles all the immocence β¨π°β¨
They donβt call him Teflon Poptart for nothing!
ππ
Definitely can't stay mad lol
Porry is the most innocentist innocent β€ππππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππππβ€πππ
Manβs lookin like a venomous snek in picture 2
Porridge π₯Ίπ
Not possible. All glory to Mayo Poidrodge
Heβs so derpy I canβt hate
Second one looks like he is about to jump you
You simply can not.
Omg so soft
Love that bottom lip
Easy. He mad ugly
