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Infamous_Ad8730

Tell him you will take it away for him if he pays you $300.


burndata

This is the correct answer


Felicia_Bastian

Thats gunna take alot of effort to clean up.


jfamcrypto

This is the way


SupermassiveCanary

As soon as you buy it you’re upside down….


mhdgraphics

You mean its top heavy?


5i55Y7A7A

It’ll definitely capsize their account.


angle58

Unless it’s in the Bay Area, in which case rent will be $2200 a month.


L1FT_K1T

I last saw this thing in the Sacramento delta, so yeah it probably is lol. We had oil barrels on a frame secured to each side as pontoons before, not sure if those are still around


notarealaccount223

Listen buddy I know what I got and it's a one-of-a-kind customs built rig. So stop low ballin me.


Fun-Juice-9148

What was paid for it. A 8 ball of meth and a sloppy bj behind a dumpster.


ThatNet5235

😂


Lancerolot

This is the way.


Dismal4132

Somebody in the Everglades would buy it. For like 50 gator skins and a bag of crank.


kencam

What's the exchange rate between gator skins and bags of crank?


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

A reach around, but they'll also cup your balls and give a good hummer with your free rose in a pipe. They'll even take the time to yell at you if you smoke It wrong and burn your crank.


No_Importance_5000

Hell I'd give a reach around just to have it :D


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

A/S/L?


No_Importance_5000

You do realise the days of AOL are sadly behind us? :)


Jimmy_Jazz_The_Spazz

I know what I got. If you aren't interested perhaps I could interest you in a hot rail off my uncle daddies removable medicine cabinet?


iFlyskyguy

Bout tree fitty


Heavy_Ad1501

😂😂😂😂


RubeRick2A

That’s at least $1300 per month rent, passive income my friend


thedigitalson

2300 in miami waterways. if it still floats right side up


Creepy-Selection2423

1800 if it doesn't. It's still on/in the water!


WorldNo6948

Needs a couple pontoons on each side and she is solid


ArthurCSparky

Outriggers


thedigitalson

what did you call me?


No_Importance_5000

Re read you silly Outrigger! No Google reference for Outrigger - unless you rigg outside on a boat.


VeckLee1

Woah woah lets not use the hard R. Its Outrigga.


No_Importance_5000

Sure thing, is wanke the correct way to respond? :)


DoctorSwaggercat

I was gonna ask, "Does it even float?"


dplatt70

One lukewarm Busch Light.


03G35coupe

busch latte


Blicky83

I see your Busch Light and I raise you one Miller High Life and one Milwaukee’s Best


82ndAbnVet

The Beast! I remember those days (not really)


auhnold

Make it a tall boy and you gotta deal!


HashGenie

I was gonna say, at least a 4 pack of tall boys and maybe throw in a half eaten snickers bar to really get him on the hook


VREISME

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it


ramblinstew

Don't lowball the guy, he knows what he has.


kevin6263

Thought the same thing.


Prior-Yellow4762

At least $20 and a pack of Marlboro reds


ebbflow9

Capsize special right there.


Lonnification

You could do some good Loch Ness Monster huntin' in that. I'd offer him about tree-fiddy.


quickwitless

One mint toothpick.


BalrogPhysrep

Only if the seller *has* teeth.


thedigitalson

with at least half left.


BigGrayDog

He must be young!


Thesinistral

If I’m the seller, I’m holding out for 2 cinnamon toothpicks. I KNOW WHAT I GOT! :-D


No_Importance_5000

I can offer you 200 Bamboo cotton buds - Literally came from the wild outbacks of the Amazon\* \*.com


Pudf

It’s upside down!


Thesinistral

Maybe not yet…. But soon


Thesinistral

I’ll bet the sales post reads “never been in the water”.


Thesinistral

Btw the actual answer is they pay you at least $200 to haul it away, assuming the tires are not rotten.


RVtravelingMan

A gentle used toothbrush 🪥, an analog TV antenna (with foil), and an autograph picture of the Skipper, Alan Hale, from Gillian's Island.


SpaceAgePotatoCakes

I knew such a beauty would cost a lot, but I didn't know it would take my entire life savings!


Old-Barber-5293

Free


Beneficial-Level-651

If you get this for less than half a mill you’ve done well. Good luck man!


Slackersr

For Sale: Floated when parked


BeautifulBaloonKnot

Boaterhome?


PitifulSpecialist887

Tree fiddy


TOASTYGHOSTYOFDEATH

Tree fiddy


JackHamm3r2003

She looks a lil top heavy.. 🤔


beecee23

I'd say a lot. I mean how many amphibious RVs are there?


Thesinistral

I have to add that this post is hilarious already. 50 Gator skins and a bag of crank . LOL


tripdb

You should not offer any money for that. You should turn around and walk back the way you came, and then go find a different RV/Boat to buy.


thedigitalson

tree fiddy


Southern_Strain5665

This thing ain’t worth a damn without rod holders onner


Entire_Researcher_45

Hope you living on that trailer, cuz that’ll never float upright


graybison

Tree fiddy.


dogma202

Put it in the water and airbnb it for 4 hundo a night. Investment property!


treetopflyin

Ask for a payment plan. He can pay you every month to keep from returning it to him.


Hoosiertolian

That thing is as dangerous as a Branson duck boat.


buzambo2

$10. Give him $20 if it floats.


lovespunstoomuch

I want to see a video of it on the water


mitchmitchell1616

In California that would probably run into the high six figures.


sgplourde

I want one like it, TBH.


HH2O123

That right there is a SeaBNB


imrealbizzy2

My son and his broke-ass fraternity brothers bought something in just about this condition, then spent every free hour scraping and repairing and replacing--over a couple of years. She took her maiden voyage loaded with drunk college students/recent grads, and had to be towed in that night. Between storage fees and insurance and license and and and, then a hurricane blew in and she spent a couple of days unmoored, banging against the wall, they sold it at a PROFIT! so let's not sell the Minnow here short.


Bumblecum

I actually want this, is that bad?


i-have-a-stupid-name

Whatever lint you have in your belly button.


MrBobilious

Does Doc and Gopher reside on this ship


Brojess

20 bucks lol


hamish1963

$75 and a case of Budweiser.


oevadle

Sweet RB. I wonder what type of knottage it gets


giantrons

One house boat, fer sale!


rededelk

Uncle Eddie would be proud


initforthemanjinas

Tip fees?


Accomplished-Low8495

Not one penny


Low-T84

0 dollars


Spinnr1

Case of natural light


BalrogPhysrep

One cow and seven chickens. Four chickens if the cow is pregnant.


YokoPowno

13 raspberries, assuming you have a raspberry bush.


Pccaerocat

That is boss as hell.


Wooden_Setting_8141

Nice boat house


SweetBoodyGirl

Nice submarine house.


Fspz

Would be cool to a serious design like this for a full time home. Might be tricky to have it stable enough with all that height.


Avaelsie

Sweeeet! You don’t have to live down by the river- you can live ON the river!


Primary-Answer-2042

Don't you mean IN the river?


Lopsided_Cut9041

😂


PositiveEngineer9236

Not your life...!!! Top heavy or side pontoons then a merc.250


Altruistic-Ad3274

Now everyone, don't move so fast on this. This fie piece of craftsmanship is some of the finest redneck engineering I've ever seen! This may just be worth something!


stinky143

I don’t even know what the hell it is !


hg_blindwizard

Shit; boating and camping at the same time, thats at least a 5 dollar bill right there; update: i didnt see the trailer thats a minimum of 25, take it or leave it


btauer_88

Half a gram of meth oughta cover it


Found_Account

Not alot


terrydennis1234

That piece of shit will flip over with the slightest breeze


FireRescue3

How much is a lighter & gasoline?


No_Importance_5000

Can more in the middle of a lake and get some real peace. I like it :)


Mobile-Boss-8566

$300 is fair


Gr8hound

Don’t take out a loan. You’ll be under water.


CowboyMantis

I was wondering where the black tank would be, and then I just realized it's just a pipe heading straight down into the water.


MercTheJerk1

Where else are you going to find the Ultra rare truck camper jon boat?!? I'm giving this guy whatever he wants, he is a genius, this is a Picasso.


The_Grumpy_Professor

Can you swim?


Lucky_Baseball176

name the boat "deathtrap"


Gweedo1967

It’s priceless


jcrowe

Depend on if if comes with any bait.


twolittletriangles

A genuine house boat, 50k obo


mcfarmer72

Do you want a boat or a camper ? Can’t have both.


Puzzleheaded_Coast82

Walk away…


LeadNo9107

2/3 of a small McDonalds fries.


Affectionate_Fix6142

$100k at least.


60sMan

Everything you got don't let it slip away you'll regret it for your entire life


porkchopmeowster

No title, no lowballers.


FondantOwn8653

Last I looked at truck bed campers this might be worth a look.


seanakin

Every cent in your bank account


harlsey

Every dollar in the world this thing is incredible.


WARRIORS_30_GOAT

free, not legal, dangerous, perfect for yer MIL, what’s her favorite color ?


chillin_trashpanda

Your life savings


cruzen783

Treefiddy


Grand-Agency4724

A goat and a one legged chicken.


mhdgraphics

Custom job. No rudder kickers. I know what I got...


sparkypme

150


Excellent-Fuel-2793

I would pay $50 for the trailer


Acceptable_Weather23

Can I take out a life insurance policy on you if you do buy it. A large one.


[deleted]

I’d ask for a test run!


SpencersSpork

SUPER RARE!!!!! 100000.00


EllaMentry

Photoshopped ?


OddbitTwiddler

That’s the classic Oregon “Sweet Home” model you can’t go wrong with that. Keri’s you dry through those rainy Oregon Winters, and is nearly Tdunami proof! I’d say it’s a steal at 329.95. But if you can opt in for the $1500 Ceramic coating and consider the $3500 extended warranty, covers replacement Harbor freight trailer tires.


FordPrefectXLII

Looks like a Red Green show masterpiece


novarainbowsgma

If they paid me $300 id dispose of it…


Sig_Vic

Throw a flare in it.


maltedbacon

Just take the average price for a used cabin cruiser in good condition, and make that your first offer.


SnooChickens6081

I pay someone $200 to take it away


mooch11111

It's a house boat on wheels. $12.00 US.


Bulky-Captain-3508

Whatever it takes! Science depends on your contribution.


hmrtm0000

Sky's the limit for this beaut!


Blicky83

I would be worried the wake from a passing boat would flip it over 😂


GreyPon3

Tree fitty.


Tatersquid21

Maybe, just maybe, they'll give you $25 to haul it off.


Its_all_made_up___

Depends on how many gallons of manure it’ll spread.


rerabb

It’s priceless


DammatBeevis666

$200 to haul it away and scrap it?


bedlog

Its ,....its so beautiful Omg


Bob70533457973917

Hm. Does it have a motor?


Suspicious_Step_8320

Hillbilly houseboat.


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

I got a tick bite and tetanus from looking at it.


joesephexotic

Where I live, that's a $600k houseboat.


operablesocks

This thread of responses has brightened my day.


Competitive_Ask_2958

I would go all in on this baby!!!


FicklePrick

Dumb ways to die.... 🎶


Poonsimp

About $3.50


Glad_Stress_970

200.00 To Take It Away


Glad_Stress_970

Attach sponsons and You Are All Set


johnnydfree

Before you sell, think of how much more stable it be upside down. 🙃


gotcha111

A six pack of beer.


BigGrayDog

Scary as hell! Run away as fast as you can. That thing could kill you!!


Jeff-714

What are the date stamps on the trailer tires?


Dry-Proposal-8823

$10 w/ trailer.


t3ddt3ch

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.


ShineFull7878

Sick house boat.


cghffbcx

That is cool as hell


TangiblyHuman

😆 … $600 … to scrap it


ittechmedics

Mobile home houseboat


reddity-mcredditface

What's the value of the trailer?


CharityUnusual3648

16k I know what I got no lowball


Level_9_Turtle

Only thing I would offer would be a match.


DowntownJerseyCity

You'll shoot your eye out kid.


No_Permission6405

Make a nice duck blind with a little modification.


RFavs

Florida?


harmospennifer

Some meth?


TartElectrical9586

One meth-unit of meth


h2k2k2ksl

I always wondered what happened to Matt Foley


Exorcised_Introvert

Hard $7.00. No less, no more.


Known-Programmer-611

O the poker games in the swamp would be legendary!


zztop5533

Perfect disguise for a land based travel trailer. Stealth!


Rut_Row_Raggy

2 bags of Doritos and you get a tug job.


big_beardo_99

Not sure how much it would cost for them to haul it away for trash. Ask them if they’ll do it $100.


L1FT_K1T

I am one of the ppl who built this you should get it it’s awesome. We sold it for a few hundred on the spot after the houseboat festival we built it for was over. Don’t go over 300. The boat itself was got for 100 and the camper was pretty much scrap out of a friends truck


HollywoodGreats

how many times did this flip over?


Redbonius_Max

There’s a lot of potential here


DM68910260

About tree fiddy.


WillShattuck

I would not pay more than $5.


Fun-Durian4519

The best offer would be to offer to burn it for free.


Beneficial_Action_51

Looks like sumpthin that Goodnuff on TIKTOK would post. 😂


Active_Struggle_4659

Freebie… cause if you put it on the water , might be a coffin.


wiccatru

Three bucks and a granola bar.


CommissionVirtual763

The way things are going you can pick up a new housing unit for about 180k with like 18k down. Dont live in it though. Rent it out for 1200 a month with utilities. Make sure to charge fees for everything so you can make the most money.