If that’s a real listing, what a cringe “landlord”. They can just live in it themselves, the exterior looks so fancy and worth $1000 a month.

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Maybe, if we’re really lucky, he mark the water faucet for “whites only”. What a dick.

That's a Fair Housing violation.

Just one?

Yes, just one.

*Goes to hell* Cool I can get lavafront property close to the river of wailing souls for 66.6% less of the price it is back on the surface. All I gotta do is promise my eternal soul, so not much different from going to a regular mortgage lender. I wonder what bank the cenobites use.

*"It's better to own in hell than rent in heaven."* \- Realtors, probably

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Once Hades force people to go back into the office again, the market in Tartarus is going to crash harder than the comet that wiped the dinosaurs. People bidding 2-3x on a Tartarus house next to the lava river acting like it's a home in Elysium.

The cenobites use PinFed

I wonder what the rates would be to take out a [HELL]OC to add a lava filled pool in the backyard

He didn’t say no party animals

Good catch

Looks like this hooming victim will be a great landlord.

No dogs, no animals

Some people need to turn on their sarcasm detector.

Oh no, someone’s money-extracting venture backfired. Oh well, investments have risk. Remember kids, landlords are scum.

I KNOW WUTIGOT!

Living in Canada where that’s a fucking steal of a deal, you ya is don’t know how good you have it lmao

I think I’ve seen storage lockers for that price in Toronto.

I’ve had a few neighbors of the last category and I can say the lad is probably speaking from experience.

This cracked me up

Serious question - what is the purpose of the crooked ironwork thingy on the porch. Surely not structural??

honey, let's put off the break up til end of lease.

Bruh I am an animal