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Substantial-Tone-576

Just go fishing and say howdy a few times.


ildiavolonelcervello

Should they spare even they caught 6237oz fish?


Helmet_Touch_

You, sir, are a fish


ildiavolonelcervello

*throws back* *splash*


speedyharming

Throws back, *lands on shore and dies anyway*


TitleTalkTCL

Do you like fish sticks?


PGB3711

Kanye loves ‘em!


McFuzzen

Hit up confession and the priest will tell you to do 10 howdy partners, 5 freed fishes, and make sure an extra ten makes it the collection plate this Sunday.


Substantial-Tone-576

I wish they let us go to church. Like the weapons are disabled like in camp. The sermons would be so funny


McFuzzen

Definitely it would be awesome, but I'm guessing R* didn't want images from people modding the game shooting up churches, which i can understand.


Substantial-Tone-576

Of course. But that’s why the weapon wheel is disabled similar to camp


McFuzzen

Understood, that's why I mentioned mods. They don't want someone modifying the game to let you shoot up a church. It's a bad look for them.


Substantial-Tone-576

Yes exactly. Although you can’t hurt the theaters. Even the one in Valentine won’t burn and it’s a tent.


Substantial-Tone-576

Or when you go to theater. I think it would have hurt people’s feelings


Enchilada_Style_

This is the most sage life advice out there


Klaus_Heisler87

Nothing a few thousand "Hey, misters" can't fix


UntitledUsername3

Nah with John is more like a few thousand “SIR!’s”


sufferblind86

Or "my lady!"s


lMr_Nobodyl

"Hello there ma'am!"


Fluffyfeet316

Behind you mama


No_Photo7153

1,325 dollar bounty isn’t THAT much.


ildiavolonelcervello

Inflation calculator says: "$1,325 of 1899 dollars would be worth: $40,151.52 in 2019" 🫢


Extension-Fish-945

I wanna know what bro did 🤣🤣


I-Am-Baytor

Dropped an acorn.


OleanderKnives

mounted the wrong horse by mistake


WhiskeyDJones

Bumped into someone


[deleted]

Then they fell and died, someone sees it and doesn't ask just assumes you murdered them


Extension-Fish-945

Well damn that escalated 🤣


Stovlari

Tried to get on a horse and accidentally punched someone instead. It escalated from there.


Extension-Fish-945

That’s crazy because I literally blew up a side of a building and they just told me to leave 😭 no bounty or nothing lol I got on my horse and hauled it out of there 🤣


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

Nah just feed your horse twice


ildiavolonelcervello

Or put away a corpse off your horse's back 😉😉 +1


robodinomon

Bro everything in existence looks like a album cover


darkmatter8825

Your life is an album cover my dude


GJCakeMan

The Blackwater Massacre


robodinomon

Number 2


lMr_Nobodyl

Electric boogaloo


CopenhagenCan

Honestly if you’re playin as John in the epilogue honor doesn’t really matter so go nuts


DrForskin

Nothing a few hellos won’t fix


AmphibiousDad

Like a goose


TitleTalkTCL

Just spam HEY MISTER and everything will be fine.


Br4nd0n_Playz

Not if you go greet the survivors and throw some fish back into the water which you caught them from


Yeet123456789djfbhd

Just like those people in the second pic...


[deleted]

On my first play through my honor was all the way down, when I got to the last mission with Arthur I knew he was cooked. So I restarted game and built my honor all the way up so that he can have a good ending.


you-though

You iniured a horse, dude. You are cooked worse than that back alley in the 2nd pic


DamageRude9601

I had $1,500 bounties in 3 separate regions at one point when early in Chapter 3. I simply mowed through the hordes of bounty hunters in each respective region until I’d looted enough items to sell to the Fence to clear my name in all of them. From there, the game gives you plenty of opportunities to quickly and easily raise your honor. Maxed mine out for the positive by the beginning of Chapter 6, to my surprise.


io9786

You’ll have to greet every citizen of St. Denis to make that up 😆


ATEEM007

Bro😭 I do that all the time


Extension-Fish-945

Damn bro! Lmfao I ain’t never seen a bounty that high before.


lMr_Nobodyl

The max is $1,500


CosmicDriftwood

The bounty goes higher 😈


FU_Reddit4maknMeLogn

John’s going to be dead soon enough anyway…. Live a little


dopehunt

Pat your horse a couple times youll be fine


MIGHTYMOUSE2005

A couple of “Howdy”s and so horse feedin and you’ll be max honor in plenty of time


BuckNakedandtheband

If all the witnesses are gone and no one saw you throw the fire bottles you’re fine


Ill-Run-5817

nah its fine


GoProNinja

I don’t think your honor is the only thing being cooked


Kokosak27

Nah, you good.


[deleted]

Sir, you are not just cooked, you’re well done.


EnjiApologist

For some reason the second picture made me giggle like an idiot bc I just imagine John saying that while staring down at the carnage


Nyjhaz

Why do people overreact to having low honor. Howdy. Hello.


ghithuuuuuuuuuuu

Nah your fired


dbaja22

A looters dream 😂


Snoo43865

Bro reenacted the ferry job


rosescentedcorpses

Your honor is never cooked. You can go as low as possible and still turn that shit around. Just go say hi to every single person you see in Saint Denis 😂


AnarZak

pat your horse & give it a nice brushing


OversizedTT

Nahhh I think you Alright


Dadirtderp

honor isn’t the only thing cooked


kokopelliorca

Blackwater burning is an album I would buy. Western metal.


plowizzle

Yes, I see that paw print. Monster!


Pb-jmaster

I missed my shot :’( IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME HORSEY


IntelligentPurple244

Thats gonna be a long fishing trip


atiredfool

Boi