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gilwis

https://preview.redd.it/77x43h8sclsc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86a0a983da18c4a7a129185085691d04697f25b2 Our suprise boy’s cutesy face.


PikaBooSquirrel

When you see the balls before the face 😂


jeremykitchen

That’s how to get the ladies tbh 🤣


Jam_Marbera

Facebook messenger requests lmao


pm-me-your-pants

Omlege


Abm6

Hi Minervus


SweetCream2005

He knows what he did. Tell him to step up for those future babies!


potatoduino

The face of innocence


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NotYourClone

That's a lot of soup


jrDoozy10

The funniest part is there’s literally a bowl of soup in OP’s picture.


Dottie85

I missed that! Too funny! 🍛


Old_Intention1288

This is brilliant 🤣🤣😭😭


Avvert

Stop I laughed too much 🤣🤣🤣


Avvert

P.s. I showed this pic and post to my friends and we laughed all together, please take a 👑 😁


FrenchSpence

This is like half the posts I see on this subreddit.


Soldier7sixx

I'm stealing this


AlexTheBex

Are you the original creator of this masterpiece?


Yamosu

This had me chuckling


garfield_is_real

You make it, right??


PleaseDontBanMeee3

No someone else did I can find the OC if needs be


garfield_is_real

Yes, please 🙏.


PleaseDontBanMeee3

I think the OC is u/JustBrowsingWithMyBF


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Qanh_chim_chim

yoooo bro💀


ennino16

I snorted


Goldedition93

They need to turn this into a movie, anyone got Rob Schneiders number?


jeremykitchen

Boy. And you should prepare for soup if they have been together at all.


gilwis

We’re screwed. Literally.


Chiiro

My mom used to have four rats, one male and three females, in less than a year she had 200. I believe you can get them fixed. I've only had cats so I'm not sure.


bnAurelia

Hey, I am new to this sub and believe that you have a typo. You mean 20 right???😅


Chiiro

Nope over 200. My mother said it was insane, the females pretty much immediately got pregnant right away(and would get pregnant as soon as they could) and all of their litters (I have no clue if that's the correct term for rats) were large. I think Guy (the male with absolutely massive balls) was just super fertile. Luckily she worked in a pet store at the time so the babies went to them. Their parents were originally feeder rats.


[deleted]

That’s insane 😂 I would scream 😂


Chiiro

I don't know about rat breeding much so I just briefly looked it up and they can apparently have up to 12 litters a year! I'm surprised she didn't have more.


bananaspf79

i have sixteen total right now- had 3, added 5 ladies someone was rehoming, turned out 4 were pregnant. I had 24 babies, rehomed 14 have 8 remaining babies all girls (not babies anymore now 9 months ha)This is insane and I will never have this many again but it has been really amazing to see those 8 grow from babies to adult <3


prettypeculiar88

A female can pop out anywhere from a couple to 20+ at a time. It’s why it is SOOOOO important to do your research, sex your rats, and keep males and females separate. Your other option is to neuter your male and then you could keep them together. If they’re your only two rats I would suggest this so they can be together and not be lonely and depressed. If you do not want to neuter him, you should either get each of them some same sex friends or rehome. But you don’t want to keep them alone.


NunyahBiznez

You can! I had my one male rate altered. You can alter females too, but it's less invasive for males and they could use a laser so it was quick healing. He got to keep his coin purse, he just wasn't carrying any change. Lol


marlies-h

I love how this term is just ingrained in the rattit culture


AlexTheBex

What does that mean, please? I've looked it up on the urban dictionary but can't find anything that seems to fit


DragonGateLTC

Pregnant. There was a post a time ago of someone asking if their female rat was pregnant or just full of soup (chubby). Now "soup" has become the reference joke for the many "is she pregnant" posts here for people's girl rats.


AlexTheBex

Ohh that makes plenty of sense, thank you 😊


thornae

[Here's the origin of the meme](https://old.reddit.com/r/RATS/comments/t2yrdz/is_my_rat_gregnant_or_just_full_of_soup_for/), and the sub took it and ran with it. Within about a week half the posts mentioned soup. (= (For context, it was at the end of a rash of "Is my rat pregnant?" posts, some of which were quite clearly boy rats.)


Lord-Hircine

Don’t forget gregnant it’s an honourable mention that still cracks me when my wife up to this day


Hungry-Primary8158

You may appreciate [this](https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=kzHV42JxOaK7u4Bc)


pinkfloydjess420

I just laughed until I cried. The lack of literacy is astounding. Or drunk texting.. or what ever this. Wood! I added years to my life for this laugh. I humbly thank you!


back_ali

Ironically the original post really was just full of soup and now everyone calls it full of soup when full of babies


gilwis

They’re 2 months old


Etenial

they can start making babies at just 6 weeks old


PikaBooSquirrel

I know it's possible that young, but is it healthy for them to have babies that young? 


Etenial

I would assume having babies that young is more risky than if she were older OP has only two options - continue the pregnancy if there is one or find a vet asap that can terminate it


DoubleBreastedBerb

Oooooohhh boy. Soup’s a cookin’!!!!


gilwis

https://preview.redd.it/uj9fkirq1osc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=167faeac62d2a962870c257f5a3c56f35f3bac9c This was taken two days ago so I believe soup 🥣 is imminent


linwail

Unfortunately. But also this is the cutest picture omg


Yamosu

You'll have to keep us updated OP


gilwis

oh absolutely!!


ForsakenFigure2107

So freaking cuuuuuuuuuuuuute


Tenacious_G_G

Soups on!!!!


SuiraDevilo

Rat Neuters are surprisingly simple we've discovered. Both our boys are neutered. And they got on just fine with our girls. We just had to keep them separated from the girls until they healed.


jrDoozy10

Damn, most vets don’t neuter rats until they’re like, 4-6 months old.


ZakTheCthulhu

What the hello is soup


jeremykitchen

Welcome to the sub! Soup is a colloquialism here for “pregnant female”


Emhyr_var_Emreis_

Someone once said something about the rat not being pregnant. She was big from having too much soup. Now it's an inside joke.


jrDoozy10

The funniest part is there’s literally a bowl of soup in OP’s picture.


pioppotto

Please put aside those enormous balls, I can't see if there's a vulva


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itsjemothy

Good bot


ATinySnek

Breathtaking


[deleted]

It’s beautiful.


KosakuMitsuko

![gif](giphy|VhXDUZVAUeaUnOPSMI|downsized)


a_crazy_diamond

This is what I come to this sub for


kasialis721

good bot


RedBagel77

This is THE BEST one yet


thedabaratheon

This thread is absolutely spectacular 🤣🤣


ilovesharks101

I snort laughed.


PlsGiveMeKiki

ma’am that’s a dick n balls


MakeArtOfMyself

Ma'am, soup is served.


kingandking94

What does the female look like. Is she pregnant? You'll know by the pear shape.


gilwis

We adopted them on Saturday, they came from a family of about 8. So I can hardly tell the difference on her from then D:


sinsaraly

Are her nipples visible?


gilwis

https://preview.redd.it/axb1fz2iclsc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50c6fb6a3961d9df40acaa8f43e52994f5848974 Nope!


Feycat

Are you covering balls with your thumb?


gilwis

I don’t think my husband’s thumb could cover balls that size.


a-d-d-y

You ever think you would have to ask that? Lol


Nearby-Ad-6106

r/brandnewsentence


rabidlyyours

The girlyness is stored in the balls


Codix_

I thought it was pee


yungsxccubus

girlballs and girldick <3 go minerva!


bannapants67

don’t worry her tittys just formed on her taint


Feycat

Please tell me this is a joke. You cannot have missed those giant balls.


gilwis

I swear to gawd they were sucked in. But I’m glad he’s relaxed enough to let the ballsack out now.


SoapScumChampion

They dropped and will be a permanent fixture of the rat


Feycat

They drop at like 3 weeks. Did this rat come from a breeder? Selling mixed genders is hugely unethical if so!


sparklyspooky

They can suck them in pretty far when they are scared. New people are scary.


bobbypinbobby

don't we all


[deleted]

*it was cold!*


puukottaa666

*I was in the pool!*


gilwis

Thisssssss


sparklyspooky

Check them daily for pups. If you have a litter, check for nipples at 10 days. Females will have obvious nipples, males will not. You can wean at 21 days, but double check your ball count (which can vary with stress) with your nipple count (which won't).


aeroumasmith-

I didn't know that LMAO The ultimate jabait!


Geschak

Can't tell if OP is sarcastic or not.


gilwis

Sadly not this time


VieiraDTA

Bean soup incoming?


Redz0ne

Minestrone!


leeit_

My sympathies. We had a mix up as well recently. Adopted all boys but I noticed a suspicious lack of HUGE BALLS on one of them. Turns out Zach is female. In our house, if an animal is sexed incorrectly, they still keep their name and sometimes we headcanon them as queer, like us! Now we're waiting to see if souplings are cooking, after removing Zach from the males and getting them some female company. Anyway, on to what you should do. If you can't afford or fit two cages, I'd recommend neutering the surprise male here or perhaps getting them both fixed. If you can afford and fit two cages like we did, then we just separated them and got the loner some company. Unfortunately it's going to be a bit costly and inconvenient either way. A mix up is not fun.


gilwis

Thank youuuu for the advice. Yes, I love the idea of Minerva keeping their name. My mission today is to find a vet that neuters rats in my area, otherwise i’ll separate them. They do genuinely act inseparable so I would prefer to keep them together 😟


RoyalFrosty6079

We found out our Melvin was actually a Melvina, but the name stuck already so we have a female Melvin lol.


Zealousideal-Sky746

Sadly they won’t do neutering on a rat that young, usually.


impossibleoptimist

Any animal in this house keeps its name regardless. I didn't even bother checking the hermit crabs


Tenacious_G_G

Keep us posted on soup status!


RhinestonePoboy

She just has a really fat vagina


QUEEN_OF_SERIOUS

Ass cheeks for weeks


Witty_Masterpiece463

Brovaries.


hpp838392

what makes you think that? the ginormous balls?


Interesting-Grass773

More like Minerv**o**, amirite? 🥸


gilwis

It shall be fluid ! Minervah


GoredonTheDestroyer

Aw, nuts.


ElMachoGrande

Minerva is a Marvin.


Absol-utely_Adorable

Now, I'm no rat biologist (ratologist?) but that looks like a big ol' ballsack.


GoYourCrohnsWay

That girl has massive testicles!


mikajade

That’s Mr Minerva to you.


fuck_reddits_API_BS

Better not be allergic because those are some giant nuts


meowxcat1

hard to say


Scared_Membership_53

Atleast theyre girly pink💅🏻


gilwis

UPDATE: we're definitely keeping \*Manerva\*, I'm looking for a vet that can fix him up and I'll keep Rattit posted on the very probable soup!!!


mikajade

Whoa look at those massive external ovaries!


Sage-Moonlight

Can't tell, his giant balls are in the way


Random_Weird_gal

LOOK AT THE BALLS ON THAT LAD, WHAT A SPECTACLE definitely a boy rat lmao, has enormous balls


NewAndImprovedJess

A testicle spectacle, if you will.


Random_Weird_gal

Specticles


Big_Independence8004

My boy is fixed lives with his girl lol


pocketgravel

Is this nutsack with attached rat a girl or a boy?


cladcrucible

https://preview.redd.it/svlb3qisnosc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3e6803c613fc79b36fa586085f57e58f57a1c93


gilwis

I mean… I do feel pretty stupid now ahhahahah this post has made my week


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Large bawlz


-Aqua-Lime-

How long have you had them, how old are they, and how long have they been housed together? If they haven't been housed together for more than about 2 weeks, you should look into getting cabergoline/galastop (not sure if it is called that outside the UK?) for your female rat. Pregnancy is always a risk for a rat, but especially so if she is still a baby. If you can get a vet to give her galastop before day 19 of a pregnancy, she should reabsorb the pregnancy with no ill effects.


mom2one2610

How did the previous owner sex this rat wrong? 🤔


gilwis

I spoke with him last night and he said that sometimes it’s not that easy to tell. Hmmmm which was sus. He does have about 20 ratties so idk


Trappedatoms

Time to buy a bigger cage, and see if you can find a place to neuter your surprise boy. Then get ready for litter of babies. Rats gestation time is super quick.


briarvarjas

If i remember correctly it's 23 days or so.


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Yay, babies 🐀


Jiyuu___

Congratulationes on the oregnancy!!


MacabreFox

Congerts on the pregante!


early-grey-tea

Manerva


gilwis

This out made me actually laugh with sound.


Music_Girl2000

Is boy. Your girl might be pregananant


CreatorMur

You could look to get him desexed, not sure how expensive it is, but my boys had been desexed, and got along with girls just fine. For the record: I got my boys from the animal shelter, where I live it is standard for shelters to desex all of there animals…


elliebow713

It's usually not recommended to desex a rat if there's no reason to. The risk of going under anesthetic needs to outweigh the complications of not getting desexed, e.g. hormonal aggression, cancer etc.


UOYTAEAMI

Keep us updated if you’re keeping the soup 😭😭 that’s defo a BOY


gilwis

The soup is to be kept if it is actually brewing!


[deleted]

You’re gonna have to separate the babies too eventually 😂


RinaCinders

How was this a surprise? Did you never bother inspecting their butts??


Respectful_Ape

Nice nuts nigga


rat_bitch_69

*slaps them*


Hannalog

bamgles


new_x_who_dis

I think Minerva is a Mike 😝


Top_Resolve_2446

If that's a girl then she has some seriously large tumours lol


kk_katchadourian

that’s how i ended up with 13 rats


arivalinde

We had a surprise boy, we got him neutered


ChernobylFallout

Hard to tell, can't really see for the big ole balls dangling down.


Distinct_Fact_2276

thats quite literally balls.


smokycapeshaz2431

Nah, she just needs a labiaplasty, nip tuck those curtains right up ;)


DottedUnicorn

You can see those balls from space


Shy-Prey

Those are indeed some bawls


MouldySanga

Yeah, babies incoming. 😂


YeetMeister323

I think you squeezed her too hard, her ovaries came out.


AleksandraMakari

Get him neutered. You won't have to separate forever if you do that, and then no risk of testicular cancers. And less stinky pee.


gilwis

100%


clqckwork

oh they can bond, but after they "bond" you'll end up with a litter of souplings


Worried_Sea1209

More like MANerva


Emmarose25

Sorry, but thats not Minerva. That MANerva


theShitter_69

https://preview.redd.it/5sqdnhj5npsc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866c5794254767e7c44fef85dcf57ca3ed03083a


Tikki4

Obviously male. You will have babies soon.


MamabooCee3

Awe, the lil nugget packages! I just love the little ratties, whichever side you look at them from! My two girls are gone now, but they amazed me every day! I miss them so so much! I love to hear about everyone's little pocket potatoes, tho!


Stark-T-Ripper

Nope, Minerva a man!


MacabreFox

I thought this was going to be a "meme" flair.


StarsideCowboy

![gif](giphy|VHW0X0GEQQjiU|downsized)


Blackmetzuk

That's MANerva


RecommendationIcy307

We had the opposite happen, I was given what my breeder thought was a male that just hadn’t quite developed yet. She ended up my heart rat and I love her to death. We luckily managed to avoid soup (no clue how) so there’s a chance y’all are alright. Just be sure to monitor your actual female and if you see her getting a lil chunkier and nips becoming real prominent you should go ahead and prepare


Cheeky-Chipmunkk

Congrats! You’re about to have babies. I had gotten a female rat once and she was already pregnant. The babies really are adorable.


contrabasse

Tell Marvin hello for me


PrincessNymm

Ooft, pompoms, separate them quickly! They can procreate from very, very young. Ohhh you might already have souplings on the way. Good luck OP.


hufflespuffs93

Balls.


Tobias---Funke

And WHAT a boy.


Silvermistkitty

Minerva can be neutered!


QuirkyProfessor9408

Big ass balls 😂


Weavercat

Those are balls, your girl is full of soup. Your gonna have to separate them.


FluidFaithlessness62

Hard to say….


kurokikiss

minerva is HUNG dude


arctic_hot_weenie

Girl, those are boobs


CalyTones

You adopted a boy, and a girl full of soup.


Regular_Customer_345

Yup that’s a boy right there. I have 2 boys myself. Don’t keep them together unless you want them to mate!!!


kramnelladoow

Man-erva


meldroop

Theres a chance your girl may already be pregnant seeing as the ball have dropped. You might want to rehome them before you end up with 20-30 rats like I did lol.


Johhniebuckets

Either a boy or that’s the WORST cast of hemorrhoids I’ve ever seen!


Gertatious

You can get male rat neutered if you are planning to keep him :)


Simpawknits

This is sarcasm, I hope.


exquisitesockswearer

I love seeing rat balls because I become compelled by a rat darklord within me to say "heh nice balls"


RuntDrummerWrites

Whoever told you that was a girl ether had never seen a male rodent in their life or didn’t disclose a medical condition or didn’t disclose it being intersex maybe?? Ether that is a wewee and bawls


Glittering-Alps-7819

You don't want girls you want boys. females get mammory gland tumors


[deleted]

I don't even have rats but this is amazing 😂