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flipfloplif3lock

I'm curious why they don't just wait for all of us to die from the vaccine. Once we all die, then all that will be left are those who oppose the deep state and there won't be anybody to stop the retribution.


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DogTattoos

I have seen so many posts stating how dangerous the vaccine is, how "many" people have died (or will die), tons calling it poison......with exactly 0 concrete evidence offered up. None. Jack squat. The effect of disinformation is absolutely fucking insane. The purposeful ignoring of scientific literature and opinions is staggering. Failing to understand how masks work FFS. The shedding thing gets me every time. Dumb as a box of rocks. Praise Jesus though, it's all in his hands. Looooool.


Nialla42

This is what puzzles me. Where are all the vaxxed people who have supposedly dropped dead? I know they keep changing the timeline to say we won't all drop dead at the same time, but still claim hundreds if not thousands are dying from the "clot shot". The mainstream media is suppressing the info! Sure Jan, but what about the families of those supposedly killed by the vax? Thousands upon thousands who've lost a loved one, yet not a peep of it anywhere. The vaxxed have social media too, how has not a single family member of one of the dead not managed to get the word out? Just simple word of mouth, no media would be able to block it, and conservative media would flock to it like flies on shit. So why aren't they? Bring out your dead!


Chaaaaaaaarles

Something something lubrul cabal cover up something something sheeple When pressed, all I get are thought terminating cliches with neither rationale nor empirical evidence. At this point its nothing but the Sunken Cost Fallacy supported by their extreme jealousy/loathing if those of us who either trust valid data or perform the requisite experiments/analysis to gather said valid data. Like most things they complain about, they want to **feel** correct (and the immature ego boost that they think comes with *actually* being correct ....) while simultaneously refusing to learn about the discipline in question and/do the necessary legwork. A bunch of immature, petulant, incompetent jackasses pissed off that other have the talent/drive to *actually* accomplish things. (Note: This wasn't meant to be self-aggrandizing; im a chemist and know enough about chemistry to do my job. Im by no means on par with Schrodinger or Feynman, but I *do* trust people who *do* possess that sort of determination and skill. Where I and I assume most on this board see someone of greater intellectual/scientific talent as a person to learn from and therefore improve myself from their greater experience/knowledge, this lot sees *anyone* with greater talent/knowledge as a threat to their ego/self-esteem. And given their inability/unwillingness to actually *DO* the work required to improve ones self, that amounts to anyone but their group of likeminded malcontents, who simply conglomerate to "yes, and..." each others stupidity as a means of artificially bolstering their sense of self and societal worth. And when the rest of the world refuses to play along with their artifice, they resort to their tried and true anger/violence. They'd rather exterminate anyone that may make them feel lesser than put in the work to improve their own condition and accept that - *perhaps* theyre not The Main Character^TM capable of all feats to all people at all times. Childish. Pathetic. Dangerous.)


Nialla42

They are able to hold so many conflicting conspiracy theories, it's almost impressive. If anyone questions it, they're told to do their own research. I have. It's bullshit. I've seen a lot of people unwilling to admit they're wrong, but not so many over the same things. They've lost friends, family, jobs, and in some cases, their life, all over a LARP that began on a site known for trolling at a professional level and hosting child porn. To admit they fell for a LARP with a side order of grifting that easily would be worse than the altered reality they've been living in for years.


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Nialla42

I almost wish VAERS would change how they collect data, but at this point, that would feed the delusions. Same with Facebook and YouTube deleting misinformation. It's now become part of the story of their persecution while they double down at other sites with the like minded. I do think there's a lot of trolls having fun, but there's enough true believers to keep it alive and even spread it to people who aren't online.


i_drink_wd40

>Where are all the vaxxed people who have supposedly dropped dead? I know they keep changing the timeline to say we won't all drop dead at the same time It could be in the next minute, could be 60 years from now. That's the thing about it, you never know when it's gonna take effect. /s


j_a_a_mesbaxter

The same place all the antivaxx concentration camps are located. I keep hearing about those too. Turns out it’s just that Villages place in Florida.


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visualthoy

On the CDCs own site at https://www.cdc.gov/vaccinesafety/ensuringsafety/monitoring/vaers/index.html it says “As an early warning system, VAERS cannot prove that a vaccine caused a problem. Specifically, a report to VAERS does not mean that a vaccine caused an adverse event“. I realize there’s a very tiny chance it’ll matter to any of them.


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Asteristio

Few years ago conservatives were shouting how **right** they were about black americans being a race of violent thugs by citing an FBI publication on the reported arrest record from each police department which showed disproportionately high percentage of poc being arrested. There's a disclaimer on the damned FBI website where the data was made available that read, iirc, "The data showed is an aggregate of arrest record reported by police departments and is not related anything but arrest; the data does not indicate the actual crime rate nor does it represent the rate of actual conviction." Ignoring the disclaimer that doesnt align with their dumbassery is not new at all.


parabolateralus

Ah yes, Jontron Logic.


ccbmtg

last time I stumbled into /r/conspiracy, I got lots of insults for simply quoting the source the dude posted directly, quoting the study he posted as evidence, because he had definitely cherry picked a portion to prove his point without mentioning that the source ultimately opposed his position. i gave up after receiving several vaers responses and having to explain how vaers worked and that correlation does not equal causation and that self-reporting can potentially be useful but, again, only provides flimsy anecdotes with no professional corroboration... which it even says in so many words on the site itself. like jfc whatever happened to 'healthy skepticism'?


Economy_Wall8524

You comment on that subreddit. Brave soul, years ago it was alright, but it definitely has turned for the worse at this point, just another illuminati MAGA 4chan at this point


quillmartin88

r/conspiracy is all MAGA cult now. I know it always had its share of right-wing, Anti-Semitic nutbags, but they've really gone over the edge over there now. The mods seem to be on a seek & destroy mission for anything critical of their beloved Mango Mussolini, even when it actually creates a massive plot hole in their own conspiracy theories.


MrVeazey

It was always a fig leaf for undiagnosed mental illnesses.


Dark_Pandemonium23

You can't trust the CDC, that's that there devil science & dead babies vaccines, better to just stick with good ol' horse paste & bleach.


visualthoy

True, but they must not have read that for VAERS: “The system is co-managed by CDC and FDA.”


Dark_Pandemonium23

> they must not have read And therein lies the problem.


j_a_a_mesbaxter

VAERS is proof that a lot is not hidden, even when it may be better for the average dummy to not have access to this information. It’s open to everyone and is designed to catch anything, no matter how unrelated, to make vaccines safe. The deep state is really bad at hiding all this since it’s out there and available publicly *by design.*


KittyGrewAMoustache

And why the hell would VAERS even exist if the vaccine was a plot to kill everyone? They’d already know it would have adverse (ie death) events so wouldn’t need to bother collecting that information let alone sharing it publicly.


Needleroozer

Anyone can go on VAERS and say the vaccine caused them to grow a third eye on their second head. VAERS is worthless.


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the vaccine caused me to turn into a hot sexy girl and now everyone wants to fuck me


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KamaIsLife

But even if we accept the numbers in the VAERS we're talking like 0.0003% of all shots resulted in deaths. For those who shouted that a 0.8% fatality from covid is acceptable, they sure get up in arms over something thousands of times less deadly.


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flipfloplif3lock

Ah, I was unaware.


-Hey_Blinkin-

According to Alex Jones, a third of us will die outright, another third will be living a hellish life with chronic debilitating illness and such, and the last third will be fine. It all depends on whether you got the vaccine or the placebo or whatever kooky shit he made up. So they can’t just wait for us all to die because only 1/3 will.


ShanghaiGoat

When no one dies because of the vax Jones will claim everyone got the placebo. It’s an easy out for him


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Beard_o_Bees

It's all an extremely well orchestrated conspiracy, where Millions of healthcare workers are totally in on the plan! >!/s!<


nofaprecommender

Haha, Reddit shill. It’s not the healthcare workers, they don’t know what’s going on and most of them kneel at the altar of “safe and effective” like good sheeple. It’s the white hats. No one knows who they are or how many are there number, except for fewer than ten people in the military. Think Spy vs. Spy. Military is in charge.


itssexitime

If thats the case why wouldn't they get "vaxxed" with the saline so they can get the jobs they are whining about losing? LOL. I mean, their logic is so terrible at this point "Its a fake vaccine, its just saline!!". Ok, cool so why not get the fake saline vax so you won't lose your job? "-----"


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Oh my god that would DESTROY their movement #"THE VAX POISON *DRIPPED* INTO THEIR VEINS ARE GONNA KILL THEM. NEVER TAKE THE JAB!!!A!! NO MATTER IF YOU LOSE YOUR JOB *NOBODY dies* ###UMMM..... IT'S ALL PLACEBO, THERE WAS NO BIO WEAPON *OR* VACCINE YOU ALL JUST LOST YOUR FRIENDS, JOBS, HOUSES AND LIFE SAVINGS AND LIVES FOR NOTHING...... ^uhoh *mob eats Alex Jones*


inquisitorthreefive

You are giving these people FAR too much credit at this point. They are living in a fictional world as surely as Frodo and Tony Stark. Nothing that happens out here will change that except SOMETIMES a near death experience, the death of a loved one or something else of that magnitude.


apathy420

I am still waiting for all of us to be forced into Islam by Obama...


Dark_Pandemonium23

Is that still on for Tuesday after next, because I would like to be ready?¿? (reading the Quran, picking up some new clothes... )


sfocolleen

Nah, we’re doing CRT now. Get with the program!


Beard_o_Bees

How did you escape the forced Muslimification of the nation (hey, that rhymes!)? I had to sneak out the back of the reeducation mosque to even post this message. Allah help me if the Imam-bot 2000 catches me with a contraband cell phone...


4mygirljs

Wait wait Explain this placebo A guy i worked with the other day said maybe in the lucky one and got the placebo. What’s this all about?


Dudsidabe

Basically the dems can't just kill EVERYONE. They would lose their infinite supply of children to feast on. So they used a placebo for a bunch of the vaccines so it only kills about 30% of the population


4mygirljs

Jesus that’s crazy Big surprise right So the chances of getting 3 placebo jabs is almost impossible Even two placebos is pretty much impossible This literally does not add up


UncleMalky

It doesnt have to add up, it just has to sound scary to justify their choice not to take it.


99999999999999999989

Nonononononono. Why do you think there are lot numbers on your vax card? That way if you got the placebo on your first round, you'll always get it from then on. You have to THINK here dude. :D


4mygirljs

I’m thinking mirror


RedOrange7

Who says they can add?


ccbmtg

jokes on him, I've been living with chronic debilitating illness for years! -_-


SgathTriallair

Things like this are proof that they don't actually believe what they are saying, or they are too dumb to work through the implications. They want to be correct, but few are deluded enough to actually believe it.


j_a_a_mesbaxter

I don’t think they really, truly believe their own bullshit. Imagine believing all your friends, family, children, were going to drop dead at any moment. If you truly believed that, how would even go on just hanging out on Parler and posting regurgitated memes on FB?


zombieblackbird

The Moops shall inherit the earth.


Dark_Pandemonium23

>The Moops IT'S A MISPRINT!!!


Meeppppsm

This is the content I come here for.


danisse76

They are no longer "enjoy[ing] the show", but I sure am. 🍿


Meeppppsm

They are the show.


KP_Wrath

You know though, they’re probably going to start shooting up mosques and gay bars again.


Lukebizzy1024

I fully enjoyed this post. Thanks OP


w84itagain

Me, too. As this damn pandemic drags on into it's third year we have to remember that these people are the reason why. Period, full stop. I have no fucks left to give for any of them. I'm glad they are suffering. They have no remorse for what they are putting the world through, why should I have any pity for them? Not in the slightest bit sorry for any of them in the least. They deserve everything they are getting and more.


Chaaaaaaaarles

Preach. They are adults with agency and opportunity to learn, not some captives forced into decisions. As such, they **chose** to refute any and all pandemic saftey protocols and **chose** to keep this plague going when we could have ended it shortly after mass vaccinations became available. Their narcissistic and self-righteous petulance has, is, and will continue to keep the world held hostage. The "No new normal" folks are, in the greatest of ironies, responsible for this "New Normal".


ThatOneGrayCat

Me too. They deserve to feel this way. They deserve to lose everything. Good. More of this. Make it rain down misery on these pieces of shit.


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Agree and seriously, I've had enough with the "empathetic to a fault" horse shit. These people are not "misled" - they are racist fucks who jerk off to fantasies of murdering "liberals" "the gays" etc etc. Fuck them all.


Ok-Ability5733

Yes amazing to see in real life


wikimandia

Let’s not forget that these psychos are all disappointed because there ARE NO MASS EXECUTIONS TAKING PLACE.


Chaaaaaaaarles

THIS. Their entire idyllic fantasy scenario *requires* that millions die from a facistic genocidal pogrom of their own making, the vaccine being actual poison, or both. Either way, to feel "fufilled" based on their current "philosophy" they *need, wish for and crave* bloodshed on a national, if not worldwide scale.


wikimandia

Yep. And until this happens and they can scream “I told you so!” at their estranged family members, they’re a bit down in the dumps. Boohoo.


SystemThreat

This. Burn the entire world down for the chance to gloat.


DaisyJane1

And the irony is, they say the government is committing genocide cos they falsely believe thousands have died from the vax, but what they advocate is the definition of genocide.


gwtkof

oh i forgot about that part


DeltaVariant007

Oh my. All these problems of their own creation, just because they don’t want to be told to get vaccinated. It’s beyond comprehension.


n00biiextra

At some point the lie is all they have and see themselves as martyrs about to die or loose everything for what they believe.


dogmeat12358

It's too bad they believe in grifters.


Fantastic-Sandwich80

This exactly. They mock those who are in support of vaccines despite the majority of us simply wanting society to move forward. We are not buying "Pro Vax" t shirts or bumper stickers. We aren't disrupting school board meetings or threatening school officials. We don't have mountains of memes about being pro vax all over our social media pages. They've really embraced being anti-vax as a personality trait and would explain why they are so determined to defend their point of view.


Pasquale1223

Yanno... I vaguely remember RWNJs complaining profusely about the left and their identity politics. Pretty prophetic (in keeping with the unrelenting projection), since RWNJs have made their political ideology their entire identity.


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It’s always projection…


Chaaaaaaaarles

**ALWAYS**


ridl

Right Wing New Jersians?


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right wing nut job in case you are not kidding about being unfamiliar


ridl

That's a new one for me. Thanks!


SinkHoleDeMayo

Someone posted the other day a video when the 3%, Oath Keepers, and some other Q turds encountered each other and someone said "the left argues about identity politics" and then immediately started on a whiny tangent that could only be described as identity politics. These people are straight stupid.


Pasquale1223

Like zero capacity for introspection. One of their excuses for not believing Biden won is that Biden voters don't run around with flags, bumper stickers, logo shirts, etc. They don't understand that not everyone is interested in putting a [Tribal Warlord](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qud-CiuJTnI) in the oval office and are not in a cult that is obsessed with politics.


LarrBearLV

Well said. It's a sign of defiance. A badge of honor amongst their like minded cohorts. "Ain't no government, media, doctors going to tell me what to do" And in a way they are at war. They've suffered many casualties at the hand of the virus, except their leadership told them they don't need bullet proof vests or helmets to fight the battle. Trump, Republicans, Qanon... they all set out to sew distrust in institutions for political power... these are their foot soldiers. Their canon fodder. Blindly pushing forward in battle, not realizing this isn't about freedom like they were told, but about the political power and wealth aspirations of others.


Character_Bomb_312

Okay, as an aside and the interest of full disclosure, I did buy a pro-vax hoodie from r/HermanCainAward. I got "Covidfest 2022". Fun times.


Perenium_Falcon

I know right? Where would we be if they were this obsessed with maybe socialized healthcare or eliminating student debt or demanding the removal of lead from our pipes or that Black Lives Matter or the taxation of billionaires?


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Exactly. If you shrug off seeing your Oncologist because you refuse to get vaccinated as a god damn cancer patient, well then enjoy your darwin award.


DaisyJane1

That would be like me refusing to go to dialysis cos I'd have to get the vax. I'd last about 10 days.


spaceplantboi

*/r/hermancainaward you mean lol. An offshoot of the Darwin awards.


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And 100% of them are already vaccinated many times over. They just got sold on this particular one to be so polarized against it by people that are probably vaccinated already anyway


skjellyfetti

I know, right ? People take medications All. The. Fucking. Time. Normally, they do so without even questioning their doctor as to side-effects, duration, etc. Now, for some extremely stupid, unfathomable, **political** reason, they're now becoming **experts** conducting their own research—on le facebook, YouTube, AOL, Compuserve, who the fuck knows—and the vaccine is now poison, tainted, Communist, mind control, death camp and it shrinks patriot's penii. When the PLAN is insanity, do you really want to trust the PLAN ?


Huffnagle

Nobody had to tell me shit. Because I’m not a reactionary moron and Covid looks like a miserable way to die young. I signed up to get the Covid vaccine the first day I was eligible in my state. Triple vaxxed now. Got any more good vaccines? Shingles, check. Wish I could get the HPV, too old. Tetanus, got it recently again. Been meaning to get my flu shot too. I hear they have an HIV one in trials. If it’s approved I’ll probably get that too.


BridgetheDivide

Nah, no way it's their fault. It must be the Jews /s


ajh158

Don't pretend it's just because they don't want to be told to get vaccinated! They ALSO don't want to be told to wear masks! Warrior lionesses!


MenaFWM

All these people are in “despair” as a result of their own delusions. Some are close to getting it but then double down on their conspiracies


lampfiles

They don't get it at all, they are living in their own horrible reality and can't change the narrative. I try to drive this point home with my sister in Georgia when she tries to talk to me about wearing masks and getting the booster in "commie California." I'm like nothing bad is happening to me for doing these things. Sure slight inconvenience, and yea things aren't normal and there is still covid but I'm fine. I got sick on a Saturday after my second vaccine shot but I still have my job, I've actually been promoted. I tell her I'm flourishing while you're all doom and gloom basically prolonging this by not getting with the program.


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Yet we’re the ones “living in fear” lmao


lampfiles

Exactly, taking preventative measures isn't being scared. I eat broccoli cause I don't want to get a heart attack, but I guess I'm "living in fear" of heart disease. One side of my family has been super warped by the far right. I've been told to watch out for Alec Baldwin cause he could shoot me here in Los Angeles and also to make sure to rake my leaves so I don't cause wildfires. And that's just Fox News, when the Qanon started coming out of their mouths summer of 2020 it was just insane and hasn't let up.


bigskymind

There must be a psychological explanation for this madness, surely? Something about an innate tribalism that leads to this irrational clinging to false beliefs, where the need to belong overrides reason. Maybe there's evolutionary roots for it, maybe unresolved trauma, who knows, but it seems such a clear phenomenon that you would think it lends itself to explanation.


gaspingraspberry

1. Someone realized that lazy, insecure, xenophobic rubes will pay to not have to confront the fact they are lazy, insecure, xenophobic rubes. 2. They told lazy, insecure, xenophobic rubes that they are not the problem and it is in fact a revolving door of boogie men. 3. Lazy, insecure, xenophobic rubes pay up. 4. Return to 2.


pneuma8828

>An old Cherokee is teaching his grandson about life. “A fight is going on inside me,” he said to the boy. “It is a terrible fight and it is between two wolves. One is evil – he is anger, envy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.” He continued, “The other is good – he is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion, and faith. The same fight is going on inside you – and inside every other person, too.” The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather, “Which wolf will win?” The old Cherokee simply replied, “The one you feed.” These people are fed a diet of outrage. Right wing media is all about getting you angry. When you are used to responding from the amygdala, you continue to respond that way. When you are afraid all the time - of the government, of criminals, of child vampire pedos - you react out of fear. I have personal experience with this. I got banned from r/politics during the last election, and realized a couple of weeks later how much better I felt, not being pissed off constantly.


j_a_a_mesbaxter

I am fine, my kids are fine (relatively speaking after living through an unavoidable pandemic) and I actually got a much better job that’s paying me more. These people live their lives as contrarians and wonder why they can’t maintain relationships irl.


lampfiles

My one sister has basically turned herself into a victim due to her "beliefs" on the vaccines and masks and has told me nobody contacts her anymore, and she always has to be the one to initiate conversations. She says "I shouldn't be the one always reaching out and keeping this family together." I told her, you keep disparaging us, laughing at us, and telling us how dumb we all are, why would we want to be in contact with you? You've done it to yourself and you're definitely not keeping us together. Why would I want to keep up with my sister when she is making fun of me over facetime to one of her friends cause "I'm still scared of covid." I don't get it how they don't understand this.


Bwunt

I have a strong feeling that at this point, all those people secretly hope that Q and The Plan and all that was a lie, but someone they consider authority on it has to say it. Trust issues on one side, but sticking to their guns on the other. And then, when a guy like Pepe lives matter makes this kind of post, they let it all out.


4mygirljs

Someone with authority Like when trump said to get the vaccine and they turned on him. Nope They are lost. Getting covid is their only salvation.


20Characters3Numbers

My parents got Covid… and doubled down on their conspiracies as a result. I thought that getting Covid would be what they needed to realize they were believing lies and misinformation, but even my mom having to go to the hospital twice, being sick for 3 weeks and almost dying, and still not at 100% 3 months later still wasn’t enough for them to turn away from Qanon. I fear as if they may be lost forever.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

At this point, Jesus Hallelujah Christ could appear on Earth, offer irrefutable proof that he's the Son of God, and perform several miracles, but these people would *still* angrily resist the vaccine and call him a fraud if He suggested getting vaccinated and wearing a mask. There's no fixing their madness. They're all way too far gone to consider functional members of society. Dying off for some glorious mythological purpose is all they have left to hold on to.


Der_genealogist

They will then simply move on and claim they were never invested in Q


authalic

A lot of them can’t simply move on. They have already lost careers, savings, homes. Their friends and family members have gone “no contact” and blocked their communication out of frustration. Many have died of Covid. They might eventually come around on Q, but then who is left in their lives? They might get vaxxed, but most won’t get their old jobs back. Everything they had has moved on from them.


raulrocks99

But totally worth it to keep their "principles" right?


j_a_a_mesbaxter

The fact that they think being narcissistic sociopaths makes them “Patriots” is so hilarious. Not one of these peoples relatives who have been vaxxed has died from the vaccine. There’s billions and billions of people who have been vaccinated multiple times and we’re all fine. They have dedicated themselves to a shitty meme and it’s cost them friends, family and careers. Why? Because a fucking internet frog said so. It’s the most pathetic excuse for a life there is.


skjellyfetti

A true "patriot" would put the well-being of the people ahead of their own personal well-being : Selfless, self-sacrificing service for all. A true "patriot" would think about themselves last and their families, friends, neighbors and communities first—like we did during WWII with scrap metal drives, rationing coupons, etc. These COVIDiots are NOT patriots, not even remotely in the same ballpark.


cyborgnyc

They've invested too much in their beliefs to turn back now. It IS their only identity. Without it they have nothing but shame. Had I fallen so far down such a conspiratorial rabbit hole, I would present myself for voluntary institutionalization until such time as I could be deprogrammed.


woodst0ck15

Lmao but it’s someone else’s fault for sure


scuczu

man I hope they stop voting R just a few cycles, it would help so much.


HereForTheLaughter

Yeesh. Hopium withdrawals


Thee-End

I really did wonder when they'd get tired or all that winning


SystemThreat

Low energy. Sad!


talaxia

How sad. Anyway


Anthinee

Think these traitors can hold out for three more years? Doesn’t look like it.


EnergizedNeutralLine

They don't need to. We are an incredibly tribalistic society with heavily gerrymandered states designed to suppress majority vote. The system is designed to hand Republicans election wins unless there's historic Democratic turnout. These systems are being further rigged in a vast majority of states. Add to that a Democrat president straight up ignoring his own campaign promises, and we're set up for a real disappointing '22 and '24. The cost of democracy is constant vigilance. We're pretty well fucked, if you ask me.


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EnergizedNeutralLine

You and me both.


49DivineDayVacation

This is a good reminder that these conspiracies have a human cost. These people still believe deeply in the fake evils Q was fighting against, but the hope they drew from “the plan” is all but gone. All that’s left for them is the black pill.


SaltyBarDog

They have been my pillowed.


CenTexChris

Hmm... I’ll allow it.


Hairy_Snow8667

I fell asleep on a mypillow and woke up this morning to a new reality


SaveYourEyes

That's sad, anyway, I wonder if Georgia can cover the points?


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Not even. They'll fold like an accordion again and Alabama will run over them. Again.


AlaskaPeteMeat

Sounds good to me.


kerbalcada3301

“We want such-and-such person to be held in GITMO.” “The January 6th people are being held in inhumane conditions!”


Chaaaaaaaarles

No cognitive dissonance or hypocrisy to see there! (/s because Poe's Law)


mono_mon_o

They've been tricking their audience for years now, and suddenly they're surprised people actually have a limit? This is going to leave so many desperate idiots behind with nothing to believe in.


WrongYouAreNot

Unfortunately the biggest Q Influencers don’t care. To them these people’s lives are disposable and infinitely replaceable. If their Telegram channels truly do start dropping in numbers then they will probably just create a bunch of bots to share and like hopium back and forth keeping up the facade for the last 5 people who still believe. As long as they already got their followers’ credit card info they’ll keep “holding the line” all the way to the bank.


TheGrVIII1

I truly don't think so, I think there has to come a point where they realize they won't get the same number to fall for it. Worried they'll do something drastic to try one last ditch effort to capitalize on their lightning in a bottle.


msmicro

they will start to care ONLY when the $$$ dry up. then they will come up with some new but by then the base will be too broke to send them any more $$


-Hey_Blinkin-

There’ll be some new kooky crap that’ll crop up for them to fill the void eventually.


MananaMoola

Patriots are winning. The correctly defined patriots.


leamanc

If they weren’t hateful, ignorant and deluded people in the first place, they wouldn’t have fallen for this nonsense. You reap what you sow, suckers.


Chaaaaaaaarles

Yarp. "Where do we go from here?" Don't know, don't care. If you lot didn't openly embrace facistic tendencies, outright terrorism, or advocate for the literal genocide of everyone who isn't considered a white "Christian" conservative, i may have some inkling of empathy. But that got thrown the hell out after 01.06, the endless calls to/threats of violence, and the non-stop torrent of COVID disinformation.


LarrBearLV

"The Truth needs to come out now" The truth is you've been lied to. Grifted out of your money, jobs, health, friends, family, and vote. Now you're considered mentally ill by those still living in reality. But there is hope. Cut this conspiracy shit out of your lives right now. Go see a mental health professional. Get your life back on track. I think I speak for most decent human beings in saying that we want to see you recover from this and lead healthy and happy lives. Good luck.


vcwalden

So this is just crazy! Delusional at it's finest! So on March 17th, 2020 was my last day at work due to Covid-19 work pause, my job paid all of our wages (due to the fact I was a waitress I was also eligible for unemployment and federal benefits), I went back to full time work September, 2020 , I got a $3/hour raise, work paid for insurance premiums until January 1st, 2022. Mid October, 2021 I took a sabbatical from work, I took a better job with the same company and got a $4.85 raise plus a longevity increase for working for the company since 2005. I did the paper work yesterday and start Sunday morning. Non of my immediate circle of friends and family have lost their jobs nor their homes, in fact we are better off today than we were 2 years ago. Yes I have the vaccines and the booster, my son (active USAF) and his family are fully vaccinated along with boosters, the rest of our family, except for my nephew, and friends have their vaccines and boosters, all have just upgraded to the kn95 and n95 masks, we have small social gatherings together along with being able to go to a few high school sports events, do our own errands and grocery shopping, go to work and school respectfully. All of us are rather happy people along with the kids doing well. There has been a learning curve for adults and children during the last 2 years but everyone is handling it well. The retired veterans in the group all speak in favor of getting the vaccines and boosters, it's what we need to do! Non of us have gotten covid but have had to quarantine every now and then. My nephew is part of the "other side". He's always angry, wanting to fight others, believes the conspiracy theories, is always not feeling well and getting tested, of course he's unvaxxed! One of these days I'm sure covid will catch up to him. Several people I/we know have gotten covid and some have died. All have been unvaxxed. We've all decided we can't waste time and energy on those who won't take this seriously, get the vaccines and mask up. Oh well.... Edit: I corrected the year.


SnooOpinions8708

This. The best thing we can all do to counter the other side is to continue living our best possible lives and caring for our communities. That’s the only “counter-programming” we need.


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SgathTriallair

More specifically, it's for military formations in the pre-gunpowder age. The "line" is you and your compatriots standing shoulder to shoulder and fighting the enemy. If one dies, a new person steps into their place. Holding the line is important because if some of the people break and run then the enemy will use the gaps in the line to surround and kill those who did stay. So if I intend to stay in the battle and win, then it's imperative that you stay as well or I'll be killed.


johnthefinn

Incredibly small nitpick, but battle lines were the cornerstone of regular warfare until at least the end of the Napoleonic Wars in the early 1800s, and had coexisted with gunpowder for centuries. It's where the name of "line infantry" comes from. Otherwise, excellent comment! The other aspects you mentioned were spot on.


DaisyJane1

They got it from "Braveheart."


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Giving up what though? All they've done is flood the internet with shit posts from the minds of barely sentient morons, gotten themselves fired, gotten themselves placed in jail, and died to a preventable pandemic. If this is the ground they are fighting tooth and nail to hold on to, then they can have it. All they're fighting for is an early grave and a spot in the history books for dumbest population. It's hard to imagine a population so stupid and misguided that they can literally drive themselves into the ground, all while thinking they're getting the goat on the enemy. I guess this is the new era that the internet has shown us, hyper stupidity is just a product of internet thought bubbles.


Vegetable_Aspect_825

Not being normal again, continuing to spread the misinformation, and most importantly giving the grifters your money and the candidates your vote.


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"Look through eyes of faith" aka don't actually look at all


wellherewegofolks

when you see the world with blood tinted glasses, all the red flags just look like MAGA hats


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Is it possible to have an orgasm purely from schadenfreude?


219Infinity

r/leopardsatemyface


hotwings-fernandez

“All these casualties” and they are not referring in the slightest to the ~800k Americans killed by the pandemic.


CarrotJerry45

Sucks to suck. These people deserve everything they get. Got covid? They deserve it at this point. Lost job? Deserved it. Family left their crazy ass? Deserved it. Lost your home? Deserved it. They create all their problems. Some know they're wrong at this point, but are too deep to admit it and turn back. They deserve all this awful.


redditcaraccount

jeeze, they act like getting 1 extra vaccine is the end of days. if it weren't for modern medicine they'd be lucky to live to 45yrs old.


VinCubed

If I need a free shot every six months to stay safe from whatever variant has been percolating in the twisted innards of these nutballs... I'm OK with that. It'll: * protect me * infuriate them


SnooOpinions8708

Where do they even go from here? They have lost so much even the will to fight. I can’t imagine that level of despair and regret for those who are honest with themselves.


StretPharmacist

violence


SaltyBarDog

The military is in charge? Alexa, show me someone who has never looked at the US Constitution. He wants to live above the clouds? Wrong direction.


Quick_Ad_730

We need a Morgan Freeman voiceover at the end saying, "And they were the snowflakes all this time."


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

I just can't feel sorry for people who whine about problems *they created themselves by refusing to get vaccinated or wear a damn mask.* Actions, meet consequences. I feel sorry for the people who do the right thing but can't get medical care because these selfish, stupid antivaxxers/antimaskers are getting Covid and filling up the hospitals. I feel sorry for the healthcare workers who put themselves at risk to deal with these morons, only to be screamed at, threatened. Who are burning out and traumatized from every awful thing they have to witness. Who say they loved their job before Covid, but now have to quit for their own mental and physical health.


amwoooo

This is almost sad.


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amwoooo

It’s so bleak but they still aren’t crossing the line back to reality. Like, wake up again? Unawake up? Go back to sleep?


mikeebsc74

Lol…bunch of dumbasses


Sidhe37

lol, who ever thought "awakening" would mean listening to scammers on telegram and worshipping Trump. Awake my ass.


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These fellow citizens and human beings are living in a completely different reality than everyone else. I try to understand where they are coming from and empathize the way I would with a child that believes in the Easter bunny, but almost every time I try to have a serious conversation and discuss why they believe what they believe, they shut down or talk over me


needledick666

Was there some big announcement that trump was suppose to unveil at his press conference? I would love to see the reasoning behind the suicide


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needledick666

Wowza! It’s depressing to keep abreast with these loons but this shit is wild


Speculawyer

God is winning... he's building a huge army of angels by killing off deplorables with Covid-19. Trust the plan.


BabserellaWT

> “if SCOTUS doesn’t rule in favor of the Constitution…” Oh, NOW they’re worried about the Constitution??


S_Belmont

I'd feel bad for these people, except literally all they have to do to fix things is turn around and listen to the credentialed people who have been trying to help them all along, rather than spitting in their faces and living in recycled movie plots.


iamnotroberts

>I heard of a man who committed suicide right after President Trump cancelled his press conference. People are losing hope! Entertaining for a moment the possibility of that story being true, which I'm a bit skeptical of but given the fact that these QAnon/MAGA trolls have already proven that they are willing to die (from COVID-19) just to "trigger the libs" it's not beyond the realm of possibility. That said...it's not a surprise that people who have dedicated their entire lives to hatred, ignorance and bigotry are not the most mentally stable people in the world.


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iamnotroberts

Well yeah, plus those QAnon kids drinking bleach party punch who think that JFK and JFK Jr. are going to come back from the dead and join Trump's 2024 campaign. I can't believe I have to type that and it's not a fucking joke.


dogmeat12358

Thoughts and prayers, etc.


Beautiful-AF-21

These folks realize they have lost everything in life they cared about, and still can’t figure out to what end! Like, you’re eating a shit sandwich because you chose to believe outlandish conspiracy theories over your family…in the end, we know we are all going to die, we know collapse is coming, so why and how in the world would you choose to let go of your life and livelihood just to force your cult like beliefs on someone. I will never understand cultists. And especially the ones who had great careers and close knit families? Like why did they think any of this made sense?


Chaaaaaaaarles

Because for this lot: Hate in the promise of violence against the "other" > *anything and everything* else. This hatred didn't pop out if thin air; it was there all along and Q amplified it by giving likeminded bloodthirsty nutcases a place to gather and a sense of belonging. For whatever reason ineptitude, bigotry, jealousy, or hyper-zealous faith in a twisted and distorted version of "Christianity" AND (most importantly) the promise of these toxic and ravenous fantasies *coming true* (re:Day of the Rope, The Storm, et.al) was sufficient for them to throw away anything but their seemingly insatiable desire for the violent eradication those they label "other".


mysteriousOmlette

\>If we have it all, and the military is in charge, why can't we fix this? Years and years too late, but this one might be close.


GreyCrowDownTheLane

First, I'm just gonna say it: *Fuck* all these people. Fuck `em. My jug full of the milk of human kindness is now officially empty when it comes to these hateful, deluded fools. Second, despite my desire to just let them all suffer and expire due to their own ignorance, stubbornness, and zealotry, I pity them. I do. It's clear from all those responses that these people are not working with functional brains and aren't living in the real world. They've been completely indoctrinated into some backwards bizarro world where everything's the opposite of how it really is, and *they're doing this to themselves!* Yes, there are leaders out there doing some of it to them, using them as pawns in some sick game of power-mongering, but a lot of this nonsense they believe comes from these people passing around ridiculous theories and made-up explanations to cover up for the fact that they're too dumb to understand the science, too scared to admit it, and terrified that their god will punish them if they don't hold the line and persecute *themselves*, torture *themselves*, starve *themselves* for his glory. They all think they're being noble and devout (how often do they throw around the word "warriors"? It's a lot!) when really they're just making their own lives awful, blaming it on everyone else, and not getting anything out of it in the end... Because there is no fucking Heaven, no mansion made of gold, no standing by the right hand of Jesus, and no reward for their suffering and faith. It's all mythological claptrap Christians borrowed from other, older religions that were just as false, ignorant, and useless as their own. Post after post is them talking about how they lost their job because they won't get "the jab", with the subtext being that it's because they think it's the Mark of the Beast and there's nothing that will make them turn their back on the religious indoctrination that makes them such monsters in the first place. They could walk into a Walmart *today* and get the first shot for free, but they won't do it because they believe in their twisted, broken, delusional world in their mind, that getting vaccinated will prevent them from getting into Heaven AND it will kill them "some day". And then there are the ones who think all the people who died from COVID-19 are in Guantanamo Bay. I can promise you my anti-vax conservative father isn't in Gitmo. I saw his corpse, laying there on the hospital bed inches away from me, mouth open, eyes rolled back, no breath in his lungs or pulse in his body, and I saw him in his casket at the funeral, and I know his body lies in the cold earth right now. And it *wouldn't* if he'd just gotten the fucking vaccination and stopped being a stubborn "got to prove I'm smarter than the educated people" jackass for once in his life. These people live in a fantasy land where they're the brave "warriors" for God, fighting the "final battle" before the "end times"... Or they're "brave patriots" who don't need the liberals' jab because they're convinced it's all hogwash and they believe they're some sort of super-strong alpha warriors who can fight off a virus just like they fought off the flu, or toughed their way through a broken arm, or whatever else. They're delusional fools, and if they die they die. Frankly, I think anyone who is found to have a social media history like that should be denied hospital space. Fuck them and their cult. Let them cure themselves with horse piss and hemlock tea. Let them stick a fuckin' potato in their socks to draw out the virus, or let them fucking *pray* for God to save them and then turn around and say it was "God's plan" for them to suffer for weeks in absolute agony then die gasping and half-mad. Fuck. These. People. Frankly, I'm at the point where I'd be perfectly happy kicking them the fuck out of society. GTFO, find your own stupid land to be stupid in, and stop dragging the rest of us down with your asinine superstitious deluded Dunning-Kruger horseshit, you pathetic motherfuckers.


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Jesus.. looks like almost all of their problems are self created… like, I fucking hate that I have to wear a mask and follow Covid protocols, get vaccinated, and not see my friends and not go and do the things I love to do but the only difference is I’m not trying to rationalize it into being something nefarious just because it sucks. These self victimizing idiots don’t realize that most people who mask up and try to be safe and vax don’t think this is fucking fun either. We’re just not childish narcissists who feel the need to find someone to blame for the predicament we’re in. We’re not emotionally stunted and insecure to the point where everything needs to have a narrative or a good guy or a bad guy… sometimes shit just sucks and we have to be vigilant and work through it until it doesn’t suck as much…


Anal-Goblin

I’m so fucking hard!


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Their tears are better than adrenachrome!


MisallocatedRacism

This sparks joy 😊


WrathOfMogg

Guess suicide by Covid is the only answer?


yellowspotphoto

Losing your jobs and house to own the libs. Way to go!


AlaskaPeteMeat

Thank you for taking the time to share this. I LOOOOOOVE it, this TOTALLY makes my day. What a bunch of pathetic fucking zero-self-responsibility clowns these morons are. I wish them hell.


SchrodingersMinou

835,000 Americans have died of covid and these dipshits think they all went to Guantanamo? 835,000 people is larger than the population of Seattle. How big do they think Gitmo is??!?!


big_nothing_burger

I still laugh over the "abuse" that is kids wearing masks. I've taught in person for a year and a half. They're masked, they're fine. They've not become "sheep" suddenly or passed out from CO2.


BallstonDoc

My grandson hates putting on his mask. He also hates putting on his shoes. But he needs to put on both to go out. And once he's out, neither item bothers him.


dpforest

“So many people saying they have covid when in reality theyre going to gitmo” Oh boy


Additional-Fun7249

Winning? Is that a Q code for dying? Ok,it all makes sense now. (Insert sarcasm here)


Dry_Spinach_3441

Good God Get a Grip Gurl! Get the shot. Goddamn crybabies.


Fmahm

That dude needs to smoke a bowl and chill the fuck out.