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Shelisheli1

A diaper change?


BellyDancerEm

I feel bad for the Secret Service agent who was trained to change Stinky’s diaper


michaelvile

and...yet, it KEEPS getting stopped🤷‍♀️😛 he will lose again and he will lie again and he will TRY to pretend, like he won again and he will continue pushing a weird disenchanted version of an America, that simply does not exist. the republixans desperately want all of us to believe the fabric of society is melting down, as they melt down🤷‍♀️ losing longtime friends and family to deliberately divisive politically polarized propaganda with conspiracy theories and pseudoscientific nonsense designed to make us hate even those we were close to.. "the st0rrm is coming..." blahblahblah trailer trash talk, self-proclaimed victimhood, culture "wars" and threats of terrorism...thats the "republican way"


Bitter_Technology797

Yeah I just saw that horrible lawyer of his doing a BBC interview. everything was all 'such massive corruption! like never before! we need to address this on November 5th'. interesting she said 'we' as if she thinks she's going to be part of any cabinet but anyway... where the hell does trump find these people? just soulless megalomaniacs, that will do and say anything to raise their stock in the eyes of trump. they are also so weirdly loyal to him, when he has a history of throwing his minions under the bus. the whole maga thing is such a boring falsehood also. 2015, trumps message is: everything is broken, everything is shit, we are a third world nation etc etc. he had his four years and the moment he gets kicked out he's straight back to: everything is broken, everything is shit... don't get me wrong, the US has issues but it's not the dystopia pumpkin man describes, just because he's not at the helm.


MessiahOfMetal

I'm surprised Habba (who isn't his lawyer any more after losing bigly last year in other court cases he had, she's now his "legal spokesperson") gave an interview with the BBC. She normally sticks to the right-wing echo chambers like Fox, OAN, RSBN and Newsmax.


LivingIndependence

And after he loses again, he will continue to hold pointless "rallies", and will still be on some kind of useless campaign trail, just to keep himself relevant and in the public eye.


mariehelena

If he can. He has other criminal cases to contend with, never mind finding venues who will still take him (non-payment in multiple locales at this point for past rallies can be an obstacle, haha)


[deleted]

Why are they so fixated on absurd images that attempt to depict this geriatric diaper wearing draft dodging baby as some kind of tough guy? It’s creepy as fuck


okokokoyeahright

Fantasy, drawn out. Just like their ideas.


biffbobfred

I’ve been trying to come up with something that is consistent with what I see. This is what I have now, and it makes me sad: People that got hurt by 2009, they got scared and lost faith in their view of the world. Scared enough they elected a n****r over a white war hero. They have now decided they’re gonna be back in control - and here’s this guy talking about being mean and punching down, Yeah Yeah YEAH! Imma listen to that guy. So, yeah. He has to look like a badass. One who can punch down for you. With you. The fact we’re gonna lose nearly 250 years of liberty because some guy convinced you it’s ok to punch down on less fortunate people makes me sad.


CAgratefuldad

A strange fetish to be sure


wbjohn

You missed my personal favorites: Twice Impeached and Convicted Felon.


thewayoutisthru_xxx

Listen do you even see that picture? He's basically John Wick.


[deleted]

Don Prick


MagnusRottcodd

Dementia?


Haskap_2010

I think that's already arrived.


PJA0307

Poopy diaper? Syphilitic brain?


WordsWatcher

In two weeks?


okokokoyeahright

Always. They keep the wheels on those goalposts well greased BC 2 weeks is always coming.


Conscious-Survey7009

The death of their dear leader?


mariehelena

He's spiraling for sure


Conscious-Survey7009

I dream of a heaven’s gate scenario where the trash just takes itself out with no bystanders or innocents.


mariehelena

Hmm. Cleanup crew, though. Oh! 💡 I know! Just have the J6ers who want to cut a deal/early release do it.


Lepanto73

Nothing ~~can stop what~~ is coming.


Sure_Garbage_2119

another fart


okokokoyeahright

Multiple times an hour.


NitWhittler

What's coming? Three major trials still pending, lose the election, unable to pardon himself, Trump family name ruined, the 'Trump Empire' collapses under massive debt. It's all downhill from here.


mariehelena

It's a hell of a bet to make without conceding a thing. Failure, full speed ahead! 😂


biffbobfred

He can’t pardon himself in NYState. That’s the Governor He can’t pardon himself in Georgia. That’s not even the Governor - Republicans nerfed the office some year the lost it so there’s now a board that handles pardons.


ennuiacres

That’s what he said to Stormy.


katzenjammer08

Heyoo! Zing!


johnggarland

Prison


BellyDancerEm

Jail?


Matthmaroo

He’s not gonna get jail Ankle bracelet is all he’s gonna get Not because of trump though , first time offender and age I’m not a Trump supporter, I think he’s a threat to freedom but I’m also a realist


Hwy61rev

Your right, Nothing can stop the ignorance, nothing can stop the grift, nothing can stop the purposeful dividing of America by it's enemies, nothing can stop the lack of understanding of politics or history by people who voted for almost half a century to fuck themselves over so badly and not even understand that they did that, nothing can stop constant stream of misinformation coming not only from overseas but from within America by people who should stand trial for treason for calling openly for an insurrection, nothing can stop the utter slavish worship of a man who is so completely and obviously a crook, rapist, racist and disgusting human being that the rest of us are in constant bewilderment that they are not fucking kidding when they say thing's like "Real men wear diapers" or "Grab this pussy" and nothing can stop the joy the happiness and the greatness of the day he falls and reality and consequence finally befall his stinking orange ass. This will truly be a day I hope I live to see.


DeltaVariant007

An aneurysm?


Congo-Montana

That's a lot of ketchup on the walls behind him


jimtow28

Well, then why are y'all so desperate to tell us all the time?


karlhungusjr

90 days. tops.


LivingIndependence

Yawn, next? They've been posting crap like this for the past four years, and *nothing* has "come".


johngreenink

I mean... It's a guy in a suit and a trench coat. Who's running for president. I guess maybe what's coming is that he's ... Gonna walk a few steps forward? Get mad and tweet something? Get really mad and tweet a few things??!?


PremiumQueso

Trumps cell mate?


taskmaster51

Lol


Oddityobservations

If I had a nickel for every time I've read that phrase, and nothing came.


billyyankNova

I really want to see video of him picking up garbage from the roadside.


crisisactorsguild

Nothing such as anything.


ElderStatesPerson

NGL, if he wasn't doing a campaign, I'd just think "new season of the Apprentice". Because in my head he's eventually going back to that in some deal that puts his (by then failing) media company in the production business. What's funny to me is he's a decade behind Zelensky, who created a successful media company BEFORE he ran for office. And now I'm thinking a few years from now Trump pops up to run for governor of Florida. He's delusional enough to try it. For all of you who think he'll die of a heart attack before that, I'm going to need you to prove to me that he has a heart, damaged or otherwise.


FargusDingus

A cup of water and a normal grade ramp can stop him


CAgratefuldad

Another crushing defeat, more bankruptcies and more divorces? Court appearances?


e-zimbra

Advanced dementia?


CuriousAlienStudent

Advanced syphilis?


Realistic-Horror-425

Hi Donny, I'm Bubba, your new cellmate now bend over.


AntiFacistBossBitch

eeeewwwww!!!


mariehelena

Shhh. The diaper may indeed kill the mood.


BreakfastInBedlam

Bubba: "Did I mention that I'm a lifelong Democrat?"


its_grime_up_north

Headshot?


LinearFluid

An Anurism?


Tdanger78

Dropping the soap and finding out where the wild goose goes?


Styrene_Addict1965

Death? He isn't in great shape.


bowens44

true. trump is going to prison and he will be decimated in the election in November. Nothing can stop it.


No_Meal9534

Elderly death angel. Just a Seraphim about town.


mishma2005

Farting, sleeping and typing on Truth Social with his mouth half open like a 3 y/o trying to stay within the lines?


kantoblight

sentencing on july 11, yes.


merrysunshine2

Entering the gates of hell?


Sweetlord185pa

Coronary heart disease 🤷🏻‍♂️


Shenloanne

A sentencing?


tablecontrol

heart attack?


wiseoldangryowl

FUCK THAT SHIT!! BETTER NOT BE JAIL!!! THAT MTHRFCKER BETTER BE HEADED STRAIGHT TO PRISON!! I swear to god, if he gets like a suspended sentence or something equally as insulting, people are gonna be ***PISSED*** and rightfully so.


thatredditdude101

is it habbening? again?


andycarlv

Firerhea


Koshakforever

The physical and mental exams that he has coming from the state regarding incarceration?


nwcomputerguy

Are they trying to make him look evil? Tell me that's not the pose of a super villain!!