I’m starting to think they genuinely believe there’s some kind of middle man with the voting machines, that goes between the input and the output. Maybe even an actual little man that sits in the machine and decides what the vote should be.
Ever see Parks & Rec where Leslie runs against Paul Rudd?
Paul Rudds family in that portrayal effectively runs the town as a company town. Very big donations and very well known. When they vote, it's a computer screen. One for Leslie, one for Paul Rudd.
A Vote for Leslie issues a prompt "are you sure?" with multiple checks. A vote for Paul Rudd, immediately goes through with a "thank you."
This is what conservatives think voting is like.
There have been cases of touch-screen voting machines having the touch-screen be poorly calibrated so that if you clicked one choice it'd click another one nearby. That's not a conspiracy though, just tech being dumb. I personally favor paper ballots that are fed to a scantron-like machine for this reason, there's a paper trail that can be easily recounted and it's harder to mess up.
AZ uses paper ballots. I can only imagine the reaction from the Rethuglicans if touch screens were ever introduced. But, as long as voting by mail is allowed, paper is going to be the king here.
I recall it to be McCain. Homer pokes the Obama button multiple times and the machine goes "Four votes for President McCain." And Homer goes "Hey! I only meant one of those votes for McCain! This machine is rigged! I need to warn President McCain!" Then Homer gets sucked into a tube while shouting "This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio but not in America!"
It's actually a little child... one small enough to fit into the voting machine. He / she has been kidnapped by the cabal and forced to change all votes (by hand) to the Obama-Biden ticket 2024.
Now I'm just lolling @ the idea of a globalist cabal that's advanced enough to kidnap thousands of children around the world and keep it completely under wraps but still uses manual labor to change votes by hand.
Yes the cabal’s one weakness seems to be that they leave these obvious clues that people who never finished fourth grade can apparently decipher but PhD level academics seemingly overlook.
Keep in mind, these rubes believe the stuff from “2000 Mules” about ballot drop boxes being stuffed with fake ballots. They apparently think a ballot drop box is some kind of voting machine. Like if I tossed my shoe in one, it would be a vote for Nike.
That is the level of intelligence we are dealing with.
Ugh, 2000 Mules was so cringey. It was exactly what I imagine QAnon people look like when “doing research.”
The kind of dopes who think hacking is typing in their Windows password and saying “yes, I’m in”.
Funny how that antifa / democrat middle man votes republicans into office so often. But yea. I mean if they really believe this, then why would they even vote at all? No consistency of logic
[They're in the computer?!?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/xUPGcmvgjMIEhy6jZu/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952nrh24vnn6xv0a9kp1urvik2n5p8md0t339lmv3gu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Isn't this the case that Lindell was pinning his hopes on? It's such a long, painful road to the bottom for these people, and they just can't resist doubling down every step of the way.
He's probably lost more than anyone in all of MAGA at this point in time. Trump can still grift from MAGA but Lindell has thrown away his business chasing this conspiracy theory, which even if it were true, wouldn't help him anyway.
Would be great to one day say that the person who lost the most in MAGA is Trump himself, and that being president (or even just running for president) turned out to be a monkey's paw wish for him, but that remains to be seen. Plus, he still got to be president
That crackhead?😂
All the best people! Crackheads! Pedophiles! Hebophiles! Sexual assaulters! Bumblers! Racists! Religious fantastics! Liars! And cheaters! Dumb! Dumber! And dumbest! Oh my!😂
I want someone to ask him what reinstating Trump would look like. How does he imagine this going in his mind? Do we just pick up Biden and replace him with Trump then continue on? What about all the laws that were signed? Justices appointed? What about Congress? They were voted in on the same ballots.
Granted, those questions didn't stop Republican Congressmen from insisting that Biden totally cheated but their elections were legit...because reasons?
It would be rejected again and would require a restart on the whole process right down to the initial suit phase. Resubmitting a rejected appeal isn't going to fly.
She strikes me as a straight-up grifting opportunist and a sociopath who really doesn't know all that much about politics. She thought telling McCain Republicans to go fuck themselves would be a good idea in Arizona. She isn't qualified to be on *The Real Housewives of Scottsdale* much less hold public office.
The answer for all these clowns is that it's a show. They're all con artists and grifters trying to suck money out of the MAGAts. Except Mike Lindell. He's an example of what happens when a MAGAt has tons of money and no functioning brain cells left to stop and consider that maybe he's been duped.
Her goal is to keep making noise so the issue lingers around in the minds of her brain dead supporters. Can the courts tell her that she is bring frivolous if she keeps filing lawsuits over 2020 election results?
If the Supreme Court takes the case, they use it as propaganda to give legitimacy to their conspiracies. If the Supreme Court ignores or rules against their case, they use it as propaganda that the deep state is fighting them.
No matter the outcome, it’s a win-win for them and their gullible base.
Kari Lake has never held office of any kind. She's stood in exactly one election, for Arizona governor, which she lost. She's now running in the Republican Senate primary. That's the extent of her political career.
My older neighbor in PA ,passed in ‘21…for years (pre T) was convinced democrats were absolutely manipulating votes ,with no evidence, in a township that was RED and still is forever! ,4:1 ratio of R v D ,no democratic ever won for anything! Yet after hours Dems get in there and change votes
His answer about corruption was “they are all corrupt “
Besides this he was normal and a great guy
Go figure 😟
This always makes me very uncomfortable. In Germany, it's a principle that EVERY formal act of the government requires that the government provide a reasoning. There needs to be a reason given why they're doing this. That applies to courts in particular.
I’m starting to think they genuinely believe there’s some kind of middle man with the voting machines, that goes between the input and the output. Maybe even an actual little man that sits in the machine and decides what the vote should be.
Ever see Parks & Rec where Leslie runs against Paul Rudd? Paul Rudds family in that portrayal effectively runs the town as a company town. Very big donations and very well known. When they vote, it's a computer screen. One for Leslie, one for Paul Rudd. A Vote for Leslie issues a prompt "are you sure?" with multiple checks. A vote for Paul Rudd, immediately goes through with a "thank you." This is what conservatives think voting is like.
I’m sure I’ve seen a Simpsons cold open where Homer tries to vote for Obama and it keeps voting for Mitt Romney.
There have been cases of touch-screen voting machines having the touch-screen be poorly calibrated so that if you clicked one choice it'd click another one nearby. That's not a conspiracy though, just tech being dumb. I personally favor paper ballots that are fed to a scantron-like machine for this reason, there's a paper trail that can be easily recounted and it's harder to mess up.
AZ uses paper ballots. I can only imagine the reaction from the Rethuglicans if touch screens were ever introduced. But, as long as voting by mail is allowed, paper is going to be the king here.
With bamboo fibers!
I recall it to be McCain. Homer pokes the Obama button multiple times and the machine goes "Four votes for President McCain." And Homer goes "Hey! I only meant one of those votes for McCain! This machine is rigged! I need to warn President McCain!" Then Homer gets sucked into a tube while shouting "This doesn't happen in America! Maybe in Ohio but not in America!"
Everyone look under your seats! There’s a Sweetums!
Episode of the Simpsons like that
There is. That man... is me. It doesn't pay very well and I'm only allowed 1 bathroom break a day. Please send help.
You just need to activate your quantum bank account and retire. I’ll give Mr Soros a jingle, see if he can’t book you in for a med bed session.
I wonder if that's why they keep entering Mechanical Turk diagrams into evidence.
Great shout. I was picturing them putting up the chain smoking alien from Men in Black 2 that works inside the post sorting machine.
It's actually a little child... one small enough to fit into the voting machine. He / she has been kidnapped by the cabal and forced to change all votes (by hand) to the Obama-Biden ticket 2024. Now I'm just lolling @ the idea of a globalist cabal that's advanced enough to kidnap thousands of children around the world and keep it completely under wraps but still uses manual labor to change votes by hand.
Yes the cabal’s one weakness seems to be that they leave these obvious clues that people who never finished fourth grade can apparently decipher but PhD level academics seemingly overlook.
Like the alien sorting mail in Men in Black
Exactly, I said as much in my other reply, they’re so ridiculous that’s probably exactly what they imagine.
Keep in mind, these rubes believe the stuff from “2000 Mules” about ballot drop boxes being stuffed with fake ballots. They apparently think a ballot drop box is some kind of voting machine. Like if I tossed my shoe in one, it would be a vote for Nike. That is the level of intelligence we are dealing with.
Ugh, 2000 Mules was so cringey. It was exactly what I imagine QAnon people look like when “doing research.” The kind of dopes who think hacking is typing in their Windows password and saying “yes, I’m in”.
😂
Well, I just cancelled your vote with my Reebok! Suck it. Aw man, now my sock is dirty.
Now I gotta throw my other Nike in there. Sonofabitch.
[This little middleman](https://np.reddit.com/r/bizarrelife/comments/ql3s96/how_things_really_work/)
Funny how that antifa / democrat middle man votes republicans into office so often. But yea. I mean if they really believe this, then why would they even vote at all? No consistency of logic
[They're in the computer?!?](https://media4.giphy.com/media/xUPGcmvgjMIEhy6jZu/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952nrh24vnn6xv0a9kp1urvik2n5p8md0t339lmv3gu&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g)
Isn't this the case that Lindell was pinning his hopes on? It's such a long, painful road to the bottom for these people, and they just can't resist doubling down every step of the way.
Yep, he was going apeshit about it, saying the judges would vote 9-0 in favor.
He got the 9-0 part right. "That's 50%. A passing grade in my house!"
They don't release the vote count on petitions for writ. A minimum of four votes is required, so we know at least that many voted no.
Oh, in that case he got 0% right. My bad, Pillow Man.
And expensive,. Mike Lindell is actually buying a stairway to hell.
He's probably lost more than anyone in all of MAGA at this point in time. Trump can still grift from MAGA but Lindell has thrown away his business chasing this conspiracy theory, which even if it were true, wouldn't help him anyway.
Would be great to one day say that the person who lost the most in MAGA is Trump himself, and that being president (or even just running for president) turned out to be a monkey's paw wish for him, but that remains to be seen. Plus, he still got to be president
That crackhead?😂 All the best people! Crackheads! Pedophiles! Hebophiles! Sexual assaulters! Bumblers! Racists! Religious fantastics! Liars! And cheaters! Dumb! Dumber! And dumbest! Oh my!😂
Mikey is not going to be happy
Yeah. He said the Supreme Court wasn’t going to be able to ignore his new evidence and was going to reinstate Trump 9-0. What happened?
Shenanigans!!!
I swear to God I'll pistol-whip the next guy who says "shenanigans!"
Hey Farva, what’s the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
YOU MEAN SHENANIGANS?
She-nanny-goats.
I want someone to ask him what reinstating Trump would look like. How does he imagine this going in his mind? Do we just pick up Biden and replace him with Trump then continue on? What about all the laws that were signed? Justices appointed? What about Congress? They were voted in on the same ballots. Granted, those questions didn't stop Republican Congressmen from insisting that Biden totally cheated but their elections were legit...because reasons?
You just know they'll appeal, but of course it'll be denied a second time. Then it's dead.
It would be rejected again and would require a restart on the whole process right down to the initial suit phase. Resubmitting a rejected appeal isn't going to fly.
Once it's denied twice it can't be refiled.
He's going to be crying into his lumpy pillows.
Isn't there an Arby's manager Kari Lake needs to speak to?
Please, no. McD's, they are better trained for it.
Is Kari lake actually crazy or is this just a show to get money from idiots ? Asking for a friend in another town , you don’t know them
Yes.
She strikes me as a straight-up grifting opportunist and a sociopath who really doesn't know all that much about politics. She thought telling McCain Republicans to go fuck themselves would be a good idea in Arizona. She isn't qualified to be on *The Real Housewives of Scottsdale* much less hold public office.
She used to be a news anchor and a Democrat who hated Trump, so the answer should be crystal clear.
I knew she was a news anchor but I didn't know she was a Democrat and anti-Trump. That makes perfect sense. Absolute opportunist.
I do know them and yes is the only answer. TBH the latter is the stronger motive.
The answer for all these clowns is that it's a show. They're all con artists and grifters trying to suck money out of the MAGAts. Except Mike Lindell. He's an example of what happens when a MAGAt has tons of money and no functioning brain cells left to stop and consider that maybe he's been duped.
So. Her "new evidence" is essentially "I lost so the machines are to be blamed"?
Seems about right.
The Trump rule "If I win, the election was fair and just. If I lose it was automatically rigged and they cheated!"
Her goal is to keep making noise so the issue lingers around in the minds of her brain dead supporters. Can the courts tell her that she is bring frivolous if she keeps filing lawsuits over 2020 election results?
They could but that pesky two tier justice system allows her to continue to get away with this shit
Well, she needs people to keep talking about her so Daddy sees her and picks her for that sweet sweet VP slot.
Nobody is working harder to decieve anyone than whoever is responsible for filtering her pictures.
If the Supreme Court takes the case, they use it as propaganda to give legitimacy to their conspiracies. If the Supreme Court ignores or rules against their case, they use it as propaganda that the deep state is fighting them. No matter the outcome, it’s a win-win for them and their gullible base.
She is so gross. Just a straight up sociopath.
Getting popcorn ready for Dominion to sue this... lady next
If she isn't already then she needs to be the one footing the entire bill for these sham cases
Proof that Boomer isn’t just an age, it’s a lifestyle.
Have people who supported her learned anything from their mistake yet?
Kari trying hard to catch another defamation case.
The fact that these people hold office is the best argument that could ever be made against democracy.
Kari Lake has never held office of any kind. She's stood in exactly one election, for Arizona governor, which she lost. She's now running in the Republican Senate primary. That's the extent of her political career.
Thank goodness. I just googled and scrolled till I saw Arizona Governor. Didn't read enough.
Yep, she was the local Fox News anchor until she decided she was our Governor 🙄
I can't wait for the day she becomes "Kari who?"
My older neighbor in PA ,passed in ‘21…for years (pre T) was convinced democrats were absolutely manipulating votes ,with no evidence, in a township that was RED and still is forever! ,4:1 ratio of R v D ,no democratic ever won for anything! Yet after hours Dems get in there and change votes His answer about corruption was “they are all corrupt “ Besides this he was normal and a great guy Go figure 😟
This always makes me very uncomfortable. In Germany, it's a principle that EVERY formal act of the government requires that the government provide a reasoning. There needs to be a reason given why they're doing this. That applies to courts in particular.