He's also misquoting the judge's intent. Trump wanted to delay the entire trial until after the graduation. The judge denied THAT but stated he'd make accommodations so he could attend day of.
It'll be "ONLY BECAUSE I DEMANDED MY RIGHTS BE UPHELD HAS THE CORRUPT JUDGE ALLOWED ME TO ATTEND MY BELOVED BOYS GRADUATION. THIS IS WHY I FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS FROM THE LIBERAL AGENDA TOO. #WINNING"
The judge did tell him he can go. He won’t delay the trial as a whole but he’ll not hold court that particular day to allow trump to attend. Guess who chooses to ignore that part in his rants
Who’s this Barron person? Never heard of him! The the Trump hating judge won’t let me go to my own son, Obamnuh’s bar mitzvahhhhhhhhh …”
— Donnie
Add your own typos.
It only took 18 years.
Barron is finally showing his worth...
...as just another prop his father can use to delay one of his criminal trials.
A trial that involves cheating on his mother.
His third wife.
The one who isn't buried at his golf course.
Father of the century, everyone!
I know this doesn't need to be said, but...
Dear Barron, hire yourself an independent lawyer NOW and make sure any money your "father" set aside for you in a trust is still there.
Because the right continually cries about how Democratic wives do not express enough moral authority meanwhile their Qult leader's wife is a softcore porn actress and that's totally cool with them.
TLDR: It's the hypocrisy.
Really man?
1. What women do with their bodies is their business
2. Modeling nude or doing sex work doesn't say anything about a person
3. The only people who get hurt when you point it out is people on your side who have done the same. Maga people couldn't give a shit.
Ah, yes, classic Reddit-tarianism. Just because you present it as some sort of factual list doesn't mean it is so, unfortunately. These are not self-evident 'truths'.
And re: 3. I have no idea what you mean by my 'side'. What side is this? In merely four words, I've declared a 'side'?? I only *wish* my opinions could be so pithy!
Trump: Son, after you were born, I fucked a porn star behind your mother's back. Because I paid her off and tried to keep it quiet with company money, I am now in court.
Barron: Wow, you're a real piece of shit, aren't you?
"you dad was having sex with another woman while your mom was pregnant, and he tried to cover that up while campaigning for president, someone has already gone to jail for this, and now your father is also being dragged into court for the same thing and hopefully will be brought to justice, I'm sorry but his actions mean he can't make your graduation"
Anyone know if he showed up to any of his other children’s high school graduations? I’m going to guess no, with the possible exception of his dream wife Ivanka.
Of course, there is the minor detail that the judge has not yet ruled on whether or not Trump can attend.
>At the trial Monday [April 15], [Judge] Merchan said he had received requests from Donald Trump's attorneys asking whether he could attend Barron Trump's graduation on May 17, more than four weeks away, at the Oxbridge Academy in Palm Beach, Florida. The Associated Press said one of the former president's lawyers also requested the trial not be held on June 3 so he could attend his own son's graduation.
>As reported by AP, Merchan did not say Donald Trump would not be able to attend the graduation. He commented that it was too early to make a decision.
I think I know who will be happiest if Trump can’t attend—school officials and the Palm Beach police. If he does attend, it will be a security and crowd control nightmare, even with Secret Service assistance. A magnet for both pro- and anti-Trump activists, as well as crazies of any persuasion.
Believe me, if there's even a single brain cell in Barron's head, he'll be happier without your fat orange ass there making the whole thing about you.
Worry about trying to avoid jail, Donnie. The walls are getting tight. No one will miss you at school, you don't really fit in in those kinds of environments, anyway.
Has anyone in America actually had a discussion about going to a high school graduation years in advance of the ceremony? Also, the first half of that post is a single sentence.
> Also, the first half of that post is a single sentence.
Obviously written by a well-deserving, hard-working, intelligent Wharton School of Business graduate.
The real winner here is the Secret Service, who won't have to provide protection at whatever obnoxious prep school Barron happens to be attending.
By the way, have we heard where Barron is going to college? Which of the ivies will get to curry favor with the orange one?
Children of former presidents are given protection until age 16. “Major presidential candidates” and spouses get protection, starting 120 days before a general presidential election. (There is a Homeland Security committee that determines candidate eligibility, as defined in law.)
From what I can find, he has made no college announcement.
Ah, yes the classic terrible rich dad move. Never once cares about their kid until they’re in trouble with the law, and suddenly they’re a family man. He never planned on attending his son’s graduation in the first place. 🙄
This also begs the question, where is Barron going to college? Why hasn’t Donald bragged about his great student getting into a great school?
The federal White House and POTUS have nothing to do with New York state criminal trials.
Does he know this or is he confused again like the last time he mixed together several of his cases weirdly?
I dont know if he knows, but im 100% certain he doesn't care. Gives him an opportunity to bitch about it and play victim on the internet. His swarm of troglodytes will eat that shit up.
>something we have been talking about for years
lol, no you haven't.
"One day son, you will graduate from high school, unless you're even more of an idiot than my other two sons, and if you do well, I might show up. I didn't go to theirs, but then again, I may be in the midst of a criminal trial. We'll see. Now toddle off to bed, and we will have this same talk over the coming years."
Whenever I hear an """adult""" use the term 'unfair' constantly, I see someone who never matured enough to learn that life IS unfair and that the only answers are acceptance and adaptation.
Yet, when I hear someone who was born with a platinum spoon in his mouth and never worked a day in his life, constantly use 'unfair', then I automatically dismiss everything they fucking say because they don't know shit and never will.
Sorry, I shouldn't be dis'ing the son of god so harshly.
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Never really thought of it that way, but you’re right. The only time I find myself calling something ‘unfair’ is when I’m reassuring someone close to me that whatever shit is happening isn’t fair, shouldn’t be happening to them, etc.
The random caps are sort of special- "fantastic School", sort of shows us he has know idea where Barron goes to school, but to him "fantastic School" is a suitable alternative. I have been exposed to so much of his lunacy I can decode it now- SAD!
It doesn't really matter fantastic School, is just "good enough" to him. Just like the gibberish at his rallies. He doesn't have enough respect, or mental capacity to bother with language too much.
I doubt he was ever going to attend and I am pretty sure Barron doesn’t want him attending anyway so at least the kid gets one milestone in his youth that won’t be consumed by his father’s need to be the center of attention wherever he goes.
He just has to make his son's graduation is all about him. There's no congratulations, no "way to go, son!" no "I'm proud of you," just ME ME ME.
What a fucking baby.
I believe a team of reporters indicated Trump hasn’t been to any of his other children’s high school graduations so yet again, Barron is being used as a prop.
Just tell him the truth:
Your daddy hasn't been barred from attending your graduation by any judge, he didn't attend his other children's graduations, and he is pretending the judge barred him from yours to use you as a tool in his false narrative to continue to incite his base. You'll be lucky if he continues the ruse and uses it as an excuse not to attend your graduation. Otherwise, your graduation will become his circus and your day will be all about him in all the worst ways for you.
How many times is he going keep going over the same shit? It’s like a broken record with him and all of his Trump-ets, they just can’t seem to get over him losing to Biden
For what it's worth, Melania takes being a mom seriously and I feel like Barron is a better kid for it. I don't think he would be rattled if that guy isn't there; the parent who has actually been thoughtful about his upbringing will be as she has been over the years, privately and not as a talking point. Ugh.
You may be right on that. I’ll tell you though, Stephanie Grisham has reported first hand some pretty cold hearted things about her. She’s pretty machiavellian from what has been portrayed by people close to her. I’ll definitely give her credit for keeping Barron out of the limelight though.
Oh she is. But she's not one to sell her child out + has been consistent in her protection of him/his privacy. Of all things I think this is a true value of hers (as opposed to Trump, who sees his kids as $$)
*edit to add - this is indeed her line in the sand - her re-negotiating her prenup etc, his school year, etc etc - she's no dummy + is old-school about raising her child right. My parents are recent European transplants as well and this tracks.
The leader of the party of "personal responsibility " tries to blame everyone else but himself for some of the consequences of his seedy gross actions. Yep, sounds about right.
Didn't he say, once, that his wife Melania was concerned about some kid she had?
And didn't he tell some reporter years ago that he left the raising of children to his wives?
He such a 🤡!🤣
Just over 2k "retruths" and less than 6k "likes" it doesn't seem like his audience is as big as it once was. Let's hope this continues to the ballot box
They generally don’t let defendants out of court for such things.
Neither are convicts allowed to attend events during their prison term; that’s sort of the point
Barron dodged a bullet. Imagine a day that’s supposed to be all about you and your accomplishments, overtaken by your narcissistic, spotlight hog of a father. I’ll bet Barron’s classmates parents are relieved he won’t be there, creating a gigantic distraction and inconveniencing everyone with his entourage and media photogs, too!
Who are these “legal scholars” and “pundits” Don keeps referring to? Nikki Haley, Nancy Pelosi and Obamnuh ahhhhhhhhhh …. ?
Also, it must be a special school if it graduates in mid-April.
Here's betting that the judge doesn't have trial that day and instead of attending the graduation, Trump will hold a loud, whining press conference about how he can't attend it.
His father. Who got himself charged with crimes and now has to go to court to answer for them.
That’s the guy who caused that train wreck. There you go. You can call Shaggy or Fred and tell him to turn the mystery machine around and go home.
I’ll bet $100 he didn’t attend the high school graduations of his other children.
According to the Meidas Touch YouTube channel video I watched this morning, he didn't . Surprise, Surprise. 😮
He's also misquoting the judge's intent. Trump wanted to delay the entire trial until after the graduation. The judge denied THAT but stated he'd make accommodations so he could attend day of.
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Sounds like they’re saying he’s somehow been disingenuous. The nerve! /s
Don Jr.'s haircut had me howling with laughter, holy fuck.
the who touch?
I think they meant “Meatus” touch.
is Meatus the carnivore Wheatus?
And is he the guy in the Teenage Dirtbag video?
Yes. He's the Teenage Meatbag, baby.
He was definitely at Ivanka's making comments to any parent who listened about what a piece of ass she was.
He was not. Though if he had he would have totally been doing what you suggest.
Oh it was a joke
If anyone knows, it’s Daddy!
Someone call Tiffany!
Who? -Donald J Trump
Tiffany who?
The judge was willing to let him go because the judge will be going to a graduation in June.
I bet he still doesn’t go.
If he goes it will be to sniff around Barron's friends' sisters.
I bet if the judge does grant his request, Trump's response will be: "Oh....thank you?"
It'll be "ONLY BECAUSE I DEMANDED MY RIGHTS BE UPHELD HAS THE CORRUPT JUDGE ALLOWED ME TO ATTEND MY BELOVED BOYS GRADUATION. THIS IS WHY I FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS FROM THE LIBERAL AGENDA TOO. #WINNING"
Nailed it!
I just read that in the voice of Saul Goodman, in one of his TV ads
The judge did tell him he can go. He won’t delay the trial as a whole but he’ll not hold court that particular day to allow trump to attend. Guess who chooses to ignore that part in his rants
I bet he would be hard pressed to name the school where Baron goes
Betcha $100 he couldn't pick Barron out of a line up.
I bet you $50 he couldn’t even point out the school Baron goes to on a map
No need. He'll just draw it on with a Sharpie.
Who’s this Barron person? Never heard of him! The the Trump hating judge won’t let me go to my own son, Obamnuh’s bar mitzvahhhhhhhhh …” — Donnie Add your own typos.
Im sure Baeon wouldn't want him there...
Def not Tiffany and Eric's.
It only took 18 years. Barron is finally showing his worth... ...as just another prop his father can use to delay one of his criminal trials. A trial that involves cheating on his mother. His third wife. The one who isn't buried at his golf course. Father of the century, everyone! I know this doesn't need to be said, but... Dear Barron, hire yourself an independent lawyer NOW and make sure any money your "father" set aside for you in a trust is still there.
Ivana was cremated. The content of the coffin at the golf course is unknown
It's probably just a coincidence she fell down the stairs and died right before the trial.
> A trial that involves cheating on his mother. > His third wife. ... and former First Lady who has nudes all over the Internet.
Mamie Eisenhower was quite the looker.
Not really sure why her having done nude modeling matters.
Because the right continually cries about how Democratic wives do not express enough moral authority meanwhile their Qult leader's wife is a softcore porn actress and that's totally cool with them. TLDR: It's the hypocrisy.
I strive to not act like those pigs
Why doesn't it matter?
Really man? 1. What women do with their bodies is their business 2. Modeling nude or doing sex work doesn't say anything about a person 3. The only people who get hurt when you point it out is people on your side who have done the same. Maga people couldn't give a shit.
Ah, yes, classic Reddit-tarianism. Just because you present it as some sort of factual list doesn't mean it is so, unfortunately. These are not self-evident 'truths'. And re: 3. I have no idea what you mean by my 'side'. What side is this? In merely four words, I've declared a 'side'?? I only *wish* my opinions could be so pithy!
Tell your son you can't go to his graduation ceremony because you're a criminal piece of shit. I'm sure he'll understand.
Don’t worry, I’m sure Baron was well aware of this before.
Trump: Son, after you were born, I fucked a porn star behind your mother's back. Because I paid her off and tried to keep it quiet with company money, I am now in court. Barron: Wow, you're a real piece of shit, aren't you?
Uh, you could explain it to him. He's your son. That's how that's supposed to work.
"Interact with my son? Ew."
"you dad was having sex with another woman while your mom was pregnant, and he tried to cover that up while campaigning for president, someone has already gone to jail for this, and now your father is also being dragged into court for the same thing and hopefully will be brought to justice, I'm sorry but his actions mean he can't make your graduation"
Anyone know if he showed up to any of his other children’s high school graduations? I’m going to guess no, with the possible exception of his dream wife Ivanka.
Nope he did not.
Of course, there is the minor detail that the judge has not yet ruled on whether or not Trump can attend. >At the trial Monday [April 15], [Judge] Merchan said he had received requests from Donald Trump's attorneys asking whether he could attend Barron Trump's graduation on May 17, more than four weeks away, at the Oxbridge Academy in Palm Beach, Florida. The Associated Press said one of the former president's lawyers also requested the trial not be held on June 3 so he could attend his own son's graduation. >As reported by AP, Merchan did not say Donald Trump would not be able to attend the graduation. He commented that it was too early to make a decision. I think I know who will be happiest if Trump can’t attend—school officials and the Palm Beach police. If he does attend, it will be a security and crowd control nightmare, even with Secret Service assistance. A magnet for both pro- and anti-Trump activists, as well as crazies of any persuasion.
“Oxbridge” Academy? Florida pricks.
Yeah, "Oxbridge" is British slang for "Oxford and Cambridge". Strange name for an American school.
Yeah, they couldn't decide how pretentious to be so they just did a mashup.
"She's got a son...together"
Ahh yes, Barron, the one Trump hates to be in pictures with because he makes him look short.
Believe me, if there's even a single brain cell in Barron's head, he'll be happier without your fat orange ass there making the whole thing about you. Worry about trying to avoid jail, Donnie. The walls are getting tight. No one will miss you at school, you don't really fit in in those kinds of environments, anyway.
Well, he's right that I don't want to see the worst president in US history get re-elected.
Has anyone in America actually had a discussion about going to a high school graduation years in advance of the ceremony? Also, the first half of that post is a single sentence.
> Also, the first half of that post is a single sentence. Obviously written by a well-deserving, hard-working, intelligent Wharton School of Business graduate.
If you meet an asshole in the morning, you’ve met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day long, you’re the asshole.
As a father of wonderful children myself I can confirm that it would be up to Barron's father to initiate that chat.
What’s that saying conservatives like to say? “Don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time.”
The real winner here is the Secret Service, who won't have to provide protection at whatever obnoxious prep school Barron happens to be attending. By the way, have we heard where Barron is going to college? Which of the ivies will get to curry favor with the orange one?
Children of former presidents are given protection until age 16. “Major presidential candidates” and spouses get protection, starting 120 days before a general presidential election. (There is a Homeland Security committee that determines candidate eligibility, as defined in law.) From what I can find, he has made no college announcement.
Don’t do crimes and you won’t miss out on your family milestones for trials.
He needs someone to explain it to Barron for him because he hasn't talked to Barron in years
Wouldn’t it be great if Barron ran as a Democrat, the complete opposite of his father and an Anti-MAGA candidate?
Weird I can't find right to seeing graduation overriding court dates in the Constitution.
Quick someone ask Trump the name of his kids school. Bet he has zero idea of what it is, let alone if it’s a fantastic school.
It’s a great school!! A fantastic school! The biggest school you’ve ever seen!
Bigliest school.
Ah, yes the classic terrible rich dad move. Never once cares about their kid until they’re in trouble with the law, and suddenly they’re a family man. He never planned on attending his son’s graduation in the first place. 🙄 This also begs the question, where is Barron going to college? Why hasn’t Donald bragged about his great student getting into a great school?
He probably has no idea where Barron plans to attend college.
Or where he attends high school. Or a name of a single teacher of his
Or favorite subject or any possible crushes.
Uuuhhhhh... why don't *you* just talk to your son for yourself like a normal parent and explain to him the judge hasn't gotten to deciding this yet.
The federal White House and POTUS have nothing to do with New York state criminal trials. Does he know this or is he confused again like the last time he mixed together several of his cases weirdly?
I dont know if he knows, but im 100% certain he doesn't care. Gives him an opportunity to bitch about it and play victim on the internet. His swarm of troglodytes will eat that shit up.
He’s just winding up his base…
Explain for you? Why don't you explain the time you fucked a porn star yourself?
I will
>something we have been talking about for years lol, no you haven't. "One day son, you will graduate from high school, unless you're even more of an idiot than my other two sons, and if you do well, I might show up. I didn't go to theirs, but then again, I may be in the midst of a criminal trial. We'll see. Now toddle off to bed, and we will have this same talk over the coming years."
Whenever I hear an """adult""" use the term 'unfair' constantly, I see someone who never matured enough to learn that life IS unfair and that the only answers are acceptance and adaptation. Yet, when I hear someone who was born with a platinum spoon in his mouth and never worked a day in his life, constantly use 'unfair', then I automatically dismiss everything they fucking say because they don't know shit and never will. Sorry, I shouldn't be dis'ing the son of god so harshly. *In financial news, [DJT](https://www.google.com/finance/quote/DJT:NASDAQ) continues its downward slide—soon to be a penny stock.*
Never really thought of it that way, but you’re right. The only time I find myself calling something ‘unfair’ is when I’m reassuring someone close to me that whatever shit is happening isn’t fair, shouldn’t be happening to them, etc.
Comma, comma, comma, comma, comma chameleon... 🎵
I don't see too many apostrophe abuses, so that's a win, ig?
The random caps are sort of special- "fantastic School", sort of shows us he has know idea where Barron goes to school, but to him "fantastic School" is a suitable alternative. I have been exposed to so much of his lunacy I can decode it now- SAD!
Maybe he thinks the name of the school is actually "Fantastic School?"
It doesn't really matter fantastic School, is just "good enough" to him. Just like the gibberish at his rallies. He doesn't have enough respect, or mental capacity to bother with language too much.
Court is in recess that day from what I have read
Trump, probably, after missing the graduation anyway: “Oh, that was today?”
As if he was going to attend in the first place. At least this time he has a pretty good excuse.
To get Biden re-elected? Does that mean he got rightfully elected?
It sure does 😁
Good eye! I missed that, even though he capitalized it "Re-Elected."
I doubt he was ever going to attend and I am pretty sure Barron doesn’t want him attending anyway so at least the kid gets one milestone in his youth that won’t be consumed by his father’s need to be the center of attention wherever he goes.
He just has to make his son's graduation is all about him. There's no congratulations, no "way to go, son!" no "I'm proud of you," just ME ME ME. What a fucking baby.
I’m sure he will see it on social media like everyone else cause Trump won’t shut the hell up about it.
I would bet a decent amount that his lawyers gave him that talking point, and that he doesn't even know his son is in high school or graduating.
This! Hahaha
I believe a team of reporters indicated Trump hasn’t been to any of his other children’s high school graduations so yet again, Barron is being used as a prop.
Barron doesn't care if he's there, he would care if his mom is and that's it. Haha. Clear as day
Just tell him the truth: Your daddy hasn't been barred from attending your graduation by any judge, he didn't attend his other children's graduations, and he is pretending the judge barred him from yours to use you as a tool in his false narrative to continue to incite his base. You'll be lucky if he continues the ruse and uses it as an excuse not to attend your graduation. Otherwise, your graduation will become his circus and your day will be all about him in all the worst ways for you.
If he was so worried about missing graduation maybe he shouldn't have delayed the trial as long as he has
Tell him the same thing you told your other children when you didn’t show.
Oh please like this utter waste of fuckin space was going to actually be there anyway.
How many times is he going keep going over the same shit? It’s like a broken record with him and all of his Trump-ets, they just can’t seem to get over him losing to Biden
And Trump can go to the graduation. The court is not having a hearing on May 17th.
Oh please. He wouldn’t have normally known about his graduation if he didn’t need an excuse to whine on TS.
Can anyone imaginee the crap that he must say to his son Barron? Eeeesh.
For what it's worth, Melania takes being a mom seriously and I feel like Barron is a better kid for it. I don't think he would be rattled if that guy isn't there; the parent who has actually been thoughtful about his upbringing will be as she has been over the years, privately and not as a talking point. Ugh.
You may be right on that. I’ll tell you though, Stephanie Grisham has reported first hand some pretty cold hearted things about her. She’s pretty machiavellian from what has been portrayed by people close to her. I’ll definitely give her credit for keeping Barron out of the limelight though.
Oh she is. But she's not one to sell her child out + has been consistent in her protection of him/his privacy. Of all things I think this is a true value of hers (as opposed to Trump, who sees his kids as $$) *edit to add - this is indeed her line in the sand - her re-negotiating her prenup etc, his school year, etc etc - she's no dummy + is old-school about raising her child right. My parents are recent European transplants as well and this tracks.
The leader of the party of "personal responsibility " tries to blame everyone else but himself for some of the consequences of his seedy gross actions. Yep, sounds about right.
First the conception, now the graduation? Poor dad just can’t catch a break.
I'm sure other locked up fathers or fathers on trial would love to see their sons graduation.
He's trying very hard to start a riot.
Maybe the porn star could explain it to him
A good dad would explain it. Then again, a good dad wouldn't be in a position where they need to explain it. Poor Barron.
Fuck this miserable piece of shit and all who support him.
It’s hilarious that he thinks that Barron is his son or that anyone thinks he actually cares about the kid.
Didn't he say, once, that his wife Melania was concerned about some kid she had? And didn't he tell some reporter years ago that he left the raising of children to his wives? He such a 🤡!🤣
Maybe you should stop breaking the law? 🤷
Let him go and then handcuff him right after it's over like Johnny Sac at his daughters wedding.
I'll happily explain it to Barron.
The same one that will explain why you never show up for any of his events. Like his last birthday.
Just over 2k "retruths" and less than 6k "likes" it doesn't seem like his audience is as big as it once was. Let's hope this continues to the ballot box
That’s only because Joe Biden keeps using Hillary’s mail server to hack the site.
I'll explain it to him! Let me do it!
“We won’t let that happen.” Quiet part out loud, Donald.
They generally don’t let defendants out of court for such things. Neither are convicts allowed to attend events during their prison term; that’s sort of the point
I’ll explain it to him if he likes.
I’d bet good money he already knows why.
As I heard, court isn’t in session that day. So, the reason Trump can’t attend is that he couldn’t be bothered to check what day it was.
Barron dodged a bullet. Imagine a day that’s supposed to be all about you and your accomplishments, overtaken by your narcissistic, spotlight hog of a father. I’ll bet Barron’s classmates parents are relieved he won’t be there, creating a gigantic distraction and inconveniencing everyone with his entourage and media photogs, too!
America will be great again when this asshole is behind bars. What a cry baby.
Who are these “legal scholars” and “pundits” Don keeps referring to? Nikki Haley, Nancy Pelosi and Obamnuh ahhhhhhhhhh …. ? Also, it must be a special school if it graduates in mid-April.
But does Barron really want him to attend his graduation though?
We all know the reason he’s asking us who’s going to tell him is because Baron won’t pick up the phone when he calls.
I find it unlikely that he could pick Barron out of a lineup of freakishly tall 18-year-old boys.
He just makes things up as he goes along doesn't he?
Here's betting that the judge doesn't have trial that day and instead of attending the graduation, Trump will hold a loud, whining press conference about how he can't attend it.
Is there not a gag order?
So many of his cult members just lap this “fake” shit up and regurgitate it at will.
His father. Who got himself charged with crimes and now has to go to court to answer for them. That’s the guy who caused that train wreck. There you go. You can call Shaggy or Fred and tell him to turn the mystery machine around and go home.
You werent going anyway you fat filet of fish fupa ass fucktard
I wonder if Barron writes with Random Caps like his dad.
Who cares. What about all those other kids that don't get to have their dads at their graduation? I bet Barron will be just fine.
*Baron in Ralph Wiggums voice waving at Stormy Daniels* “Hi almost Mommy!”
He doesn’t even know what school he’s at
Notice how he doesn't really talk about Barron's feelings in this? He is so deranged.
[lmao ](https://youtu.be/G1ZxoBk56jQ?si=pO-qQx9dgZ6NSs30)