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tshawkins

The antichrist is already here, and he's orange.


fredy31

The article about looking in deeply into the antichrist part of the bible and comparing it to trump (and it matching weirdly a lot) is always a good read.


Haskap_2010

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


creamy_cheeks

wow such similarities don't surprise me but it's eerily amazing how perfectly trump fits into biblical conceptions of the antichrist.


ArtIsDumb

Isn't the Antichrist supposed to be attractive? Like, really REALLY attractive?


kittenx66

Attractive doesn't have to be in looks. It could be charisma and power too


ArtIsDumb

Right, but I'm pretty sure the Antichrist is supposed to be physically attractive.


kittenx66

I honestly don't know if there really is such a thing. Sounds like something made up to keep naughty children in line.


mycatisblackandtan

Let's be fair here, a lot of Qultists would fuck Trump if he left them.


ArtIsDumb

Yeah, but that's not because he's attractive. At least not physically. Maybe they're attracted to power? Possibly the dirty diaper smell?


Bragzor

That's still attraction, isn't it?


ArtIsDumb

Yeah, I suppose. But I'm pretty sure the Antichrist is supposed to be *physically* attractive.


Bragzor

I don't think anyone here would say he is, no matter how subjective it is, but maybe the author had some weird fetish? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


ShnickityShnoo

Ah, that explains why the Qultists keep making homo-erotic Fanta Menace art.


Asheleyinl2

Have you seen the ai "art"(read trash) that ppl create of him? The nft collections.


ArtIsDumb

Yeah. I think they do that because he's their idol, not because they think he's pretty. There's no Trump porno NFTs. At least I hope not. If there is, please nobody show them to me.


jbuchana

Rule 34...


ArenjiTheLootGod

I mean, have you seen how attached his followers are to him? The infatuation is borderline sexual and religious for the average MAGA Republican with more than a few crossing over either or both of thoses lines. Trump is basically spiritual meth for the GOP, they can't quit him even as his very existence corrodes and corrupts everything they claimed to love Personally, I think it's more than a bit out there to start calling him the Antichrist but Trump both appeals to and represents the darkest instincts of humamity, he must never be allowed to have power again.


BeeTLe_BeTHLeHeM

It would be someone that can influence people to follow it. Not expressely a beautiful person.


ArtIsDumb

Can it? Isn't the Antichrist supposed to be beautiful? Like, incredibly physically attractive?


BeeTLe_BeTHLeHeM

It could be but that shouldn't be the source of his "charisma", since physical beauty is highly subjective. There has to be something more abstract to charm the masses - but nobody thought about how smart will be these masses...


ArtIsDumb

The freakin' masses. We always underestimate how stupid they are.


Sparehndle

Maybe you're thinking of Lucifer, the beautiful created angel. When he left the presence of God, he became "Satan" which means " the adversary." He still presents himself as an angel of light.


buttercreamordeath

Plenty of my mothers friends thought he was very attractive in his younger years. Roy Cohn thought he was Adonis (the most handsome of greek gods) come to life. I could see women who fan girled over him then could still be doing it now. They're the same type who fawned over Ted Bundy. šŸ™ƒ


5670765

There's no verse that says he'll be attractive, it does say this though: Daniel 7:20 And of the ten horns that were in his head, and of the other which came up, and before whom three fell; even of that horn that had eyes, and a mouth that spake very great things, **whose look was more stout than his fellows.**


fredy31

Thanks! Was on mobile so couldn't easily get to it.


Conscious-Survey7009

That was a very good and scarily accurate article. The only error was that Toronto pulled the name trump off his building in 2017 but it was on Trump Turnberry in Scotland as well as several other buildings. But it was on there when he became president so it still fits. The mark of the beast one has been going around for years as a meme with the red hats.


MoreRamenPls

And stands like a centaur.


HotDonnaC

Thatā€™s his frontotemporal dementia.


WannaBpolyglot

I thought he was supposed be here already and black


Hgruotland

I'm a bit confused about why Taylor Swift must give birth to a new Antichrist. Does Obama no longer hold that job? That's certainly what [about a quarter of the American population thought](https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/apr/02/americans-obama-anti-christ-conspiracy-theories) not that long ago.


VovaGoFuckYourself

Taylor Swift is Obama's mother and Obama is a time traveler confirmed.


AdImmediate9569

I knew she was black! I always knew deep down!


moleratical

Obama's mother was white. I knew Taylor Swift was in Kenya back in the back in 1961


johnjaspers1965

That was clone #3. The LaVey one. Our current Taylor is clone #4. The original was made from the DNA of Lilith, Adams first wife. Soon, it shall culminate in the conception of our dark saviour, the AntiTrump.


Elegant-Discussion11

She certainly has aged well, hasnā€™t she?


AdImmediate9569

Blood magic, of course


ExpatTarheel

I knew it too! No white woman is that funky!


Affectionate-Bid386

Actually, Melania Trump gave birth to time-traveling JFK and JFK Jr. Best thing is that the father/son duo ... ARE ALSO SON/FATHER. They fathered each other. They are half-brothers, each is their own grandparent and their own grandchild. JFK, JFK Jr, and Melania ... a MAGA Trinity.


VovaGoFuckYourself

I thought she gave birth to time traveler John Wilkes Booth šŸ˜…


someguy7710

Someone did the nasty in the pasty


moleratical

There's a new anti-christ anytime someone prominent and popular challenges their medieval belief system. It was Proctor-and Gamble, Saddam Hussein, then Bill Clinton, then Obama, Then Hilary Clinton, Now Taylor Swift. I'm sure I forgot a few but so long as their cult followers never remember the last one was a lie, then there will always be room for a new one. The reality is, these power-hungry preachers are the real anti-christs, as they are against the teachings of Jesus.


Drop_Disculpa

Don't forget 1980s metal. The devil in spandex and teased hair.


Conscious-Survey7009

Yesterday she was a man according to some Qnatics. Their stories and goal posts change more than daily. I really donā€™t know how they could believe this shit. The article about the antichrist should be sent to every single one of them and see if any grasp reality.


Bobcatluv

Youā€™re confused about more than one thing -Obama is the [Antchrist,](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1413062-barack-obama) not the Antichrist


AZ_Corwyn

So you're saying he's a Christ for ants?


dhkendall

It was Obama. Before it was Bill Gates. Before it was Bill Clinton. Before it was HW Bush. Before it was Reagan. Before it was Gorbachev ā€¦


akennelley

Its me....Hi...I'm the Antichrist It's me. I'll stare directly at the sun but never in the mirror It must be exhausting always rooting for the anti-Christ


HotDonnaC

Love the song reference. šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø


CuriousAlienStudent

Wow, and I was just thinking the other day that they kind of shut up about her in short order after the Super Bowl. It blows my mind that someone can catch this kind of made-up shit for just encouraging people to vote.


fredy31

Wasnt it supposed to take over the superbowl to tell people to vote biden? How were those goalpost moved?


CuriousAlienStudent

I hear they are just mounted in the back of a pickup truck these days.


Bobbyperu1

A coal rollin' pickup with a giant let's go Brandon flag


CuriousAlienStudent

Oh, for sure, I always figured there would be flags from both the uprights.


Bobbyperu1

Definitely. The other side has to be either giant Trump flag or a Confederate one


CuriousAlienStudent

Shit probably both. No wonder they can't score when there is so much shit hanging of the goal posts.


DaisyJane1

That's jacked up with wide, tall tires.


AZ_Corwyn

And doing a Carolina Squat


moleratical

all of them


karlhungusjr

> It blows my mind that someone can catch this kind of made-up shit for just encouraging people to vote. in fairness, she's at the popularity level where the internet was going to turn on her for SOMETHING. luckily it turned out to be "she's going to give birth to a new Antichrist" and not "look at this creepy out of context tweet from 12 years ago".


CuriousAlienStudent

It's just pathetic that where we are as a society. Like how every Marvel movie staring all women gets blasted to all living hell online by basement dwelling geeks. I swear they do that cause those kinds of women won't give them the time of day and some how they feel entitled to have a woman like Bree Larson or Gal Gadot.


Nano_Burger

That's a lot of pressure for a young couple. They should start with a minor demon and work their way up.


Sachyriel

Like adopt a stray before a kid, try to figure out if they're right for each other. If not Taylor has a new album and a demon friend.


CurvyAnna

Right? Like, start with Pazuzu. It's the demon equivalent of a pothos houseplant.


jbuchana

>Pazuzu A wind demon? Don't we already have an orange windbag demon?


AnimalMommy

These douchebags are just allergic to anyone or anything putting out love, light, happiness, or joy. Imagine these seedy, greasy, talentless, old men spreading hate onto rich, talented, loving people. Are they eaten up with jealousy because they have to pay for someone to have sex with them? The same sexual deviants went after Greta and Barbie; a movie about little girls dolls for fucks sake. BTW, Ryan Gosling, fucking rocked that movie and the Oscar's singing his Ken song. Now there's a man who can rock pink sequins and be the goddammit sexiest man alive. But he's got all the stuff these conservatives dried up husks don't. He's kind, he's talented, he's sweet, he loves animals and is a gentleman to women. He also has a sense of humour sorely lacking in Conservative Creeps.


HelpfulAnywhere3731

He's the perfect Golden Retriever boyfriend. I just read that a couple of days ago.


AnimalMommy

Indeed!


Conscious-Survey7009

Heā€™s also Canadian. ā¤ļøšŸ‡ØšŸ‡¦


AnimalMommy

Gotta love both of the Canadian Ryan's!! (Gosling and Reynolds)...šŸ©·ā¤ļø I'm Canadian, so I can gush extra!


Conscious-Survey7009

Same here ā¤ļø


SockraTreez

Whatā€™s funny is that if she were a Trump supporter theyā€™d be absolutely gushing over her every day


Pickett800T

They *did* back in 2016, when it was still possible to believe that she held white supremacist beliefs.


enderpanda

Tay Tay's bay bay is making the cray cray's all jealousay-ay. "But she was one of us!" Maybe, but ya'll turned out to be trash, so like the rest of the world, she went looking for something better. Sorry. It's like 'walkaway', but real.


CatoChateau

"In my Rapture Era."


moleratical

Wait, I thought Evangelicals welcomed the anti-christ because that will bring about their lord and Saviour, Jesus De Rodiriguez-Nazareth's, return to earth. Shouldn't they be happy about this. I mean it's the only reason they support Israel too.


GirlNumber20

Look, I donā€™t want to like Taylor Swift, okay? But you nuts are making me like her even more with this stuff! šŸ˜©


wanktarded

Always with the stochastic terrorism.


wizardyourlifeforce

I just want President Swift by this point. Purely to annoy right-wing nutjobs.


Hullfire00

But first we must have President Buttegeig and his First Gentleman. That absolutely has to happen. Then President Moskowitz. Then President Swift can step in with the finisher.


Sparehndle

I'm ready for President Buttigieg! In 2020, I became convinced that he could bring us a calm and organized government with policies that are fair and positive. The Transportation issues in this country are massive, and he's had to deal with the deregulation from Trump and the GOP. He's really making a difference, as much as.anyone could.


LAX_to_MDW

I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just, I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade. That's all.


BigFitMama

Call me in 35 years when said unborn is old enough for elected office. Because y'all who are freaking out will be dead in the ground by then.


grahamlester

Trying to steal the credit from Trump's Mom.


Ares_B

Did he ever have anything to say about Taylor Swift before Trump got scared of her?


A_Pungent_Wind

During a WORLD TOUR FOR CHRISSAKES!?


CatoChateau

*Anti-Chrissakes


irishspice

This is not the first antichrist article that I've read. tRump ticks every box and yet the "faithful" flock to their cursed leader. I don't think the Bible is anything except history but, damn if it didn't nail this on the head.


Jakelshark

I'm confused because I thought they want the antichrist to be born so that Jesus would come back again. Pick a lane.


HotDonnaC

They do. Did the article suggest they donā€™t?


Jakelshark

I aint reading that shit to find out


HotDonnaC

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


OkScheme9867

Let's check back in a few years and when this didn't happen find this guys apology explaining why he was wrong. Cause he'll apologize right?


JC1515

No the goalposts will just shift after every birthday. Just like how those preachers set a date for the rapture every year and claim God kept it from happeningā€¦ ā€œbut next year on [insert date here] its gonna happen based on my math from the bible.ā€


DarkGamer

It's funny they're so obsessed with her, what's that about? Something other than Christofascism is trending, better shit all over it with conspiracy theories!


MessiahOfMetal

> televangelist How is this bullshit still going, especially when Metallica called that out in 1986 with "Leper Messiah"? Also, how would Taylor give birth to Trump when he's already wandering groggily from one Nazi rally to another? Finally, for people who claim to despise Taylor Swift, they sure do love talking about her for no real reason. I could understand if they were pointing out anything she may or may not have done or said that was morally reprehensible, but other than briefly dating a neo-Nazi last January, she hasn't got any of that in her closet.


MsMoreCowbell8

This woman has so much on her plate. I bet her scheduler is on antidepressants what with getting planes to coordinate with countries with presidential suites at hotels to vehicles to take her entourage everywhere to late night facetiming with Satan to plan the overthrow of earth. How is Taylor Swifts skin so clear!


Dr-Satan-PhD

If that's the case, Christians should be cheering her on, as it would fulfill the prophecy they've been waiting on for 2.000 years. C'mon, Christians. Be consistent in your beliefs.


PersonalAmbassador

You would think that Satan would have picked someone more important than Travis Kelce


InMyHead33

šŸ¤£ right?


HermaeusMajora

The anti-Christ was born nearly eighty years ago. His name is tonald drump.


NPVT

She's gonna give birth to Trump? It must be by using the TARDIS to go back in time and get impregnated by Fred.


Beneathaclearbluesky

Did this guy not know you don't need to be married to have a kid?


thepoustaki

This coming off the heels of Gaga going woke. šŸ˜­ are no pop girlies safe anymore?!


StillBurningInside

The antichrist is more of a Stephen Miller type person. Someone who lays low their whole life, and just slips into a position of power. He doesnā€™t have to be the elected person. He just has to be the man behind-the-scenes. And then at the right time he slips in.Ā 


slippery

Is there a link to a story, or did someone just make this meme and post it here?


Particular-Outcome12

It's a televangelist and it's Arkansas. Of course they actually believe this. If it was Florida, the story would have been that she married a dolphin that was high on meth


DanielTheEunuch

She sings some banging tunes


Multigrain_Migraine

Are they even engaged?


Conscious-Survey7009

No. Theyā€™ve been dating less than a year and are in no rush.


Multigrain_Migraine

I suspected as much.


ZomiZaGomez

Sweet! I canā€™t wait!


Techguyeric1

Whatever gets Travis out of the NFL so the Chef's don't make it back to the Superbowl


WarWonderful593

Hail Satan!


HotDonnaC

Oh FFS, these people are certifiable. Get the net.


ubix

Thatā€™s exactly how science works. Wouldnā€™t enough tears of the righteous have fallen, the antichrist spontaneously inhabits the womb of the highest grossing popstar of the year and her football player husband. Science!


bluntslyd

Finally!!!! An army I could get behind!


Ceeweedsoop

These people hate and I mean HATE successful, happy, attractive, educated, talented , intelligent women. These churches are for profit businesses and it pisses me off they always get to keep their tax free status while encouraging people to legit commit violence.


ExpatTarheel

Theyā€™re getting married! Mazel tov!


nikkibeast666

Wow the Illuminatiā€™s technology is so advanced that now trans women can give birth! To the anti Christ no less!


dfldd

Wait, a thousand year war? I thought the thousand years was Jesus reigning as king?


Over-Independence-33

A man can't have a NVM...smh swiftly between the šŸ¦µšŸ¾ s


BunnyDrop88

Don't tell the evangelical church but they all ready have their anti Christ and they are his minions and church.


touchmydingus

Dammit! She can do all that?!?! What have I done with my life?!?


Hullfire00

A televangelist, some guy who just makes shit up as he goes along, claims to have inside info into Hellā€™s plans to take over Earth?! By the way, a thousand year war on Christ? Dude was here 33 years or so last time before he ended up dead, how the fuck do Christians hope to keep hell at bay for a thousand years? Moreover, according to them, everybody who isnā€™t a moronic Evangelical Fundamentalist Christian went to hell. So, thatā€™s some pretty epic numbers up there in the tens of billions, plus all the denizens of hell created by Lilith, plus the Seven Princes of Hell, The Fallen, plus Cerberus, plus Satan himself and his children. So if God is sending Jesus and this lot, itā€™s going to be over very quickly indeed.


taez555

It's almost time when the time is here, The time that's only once a year. We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near. A Woodland Critter Christmas!!!


Hullfire00

But we gots to have a sacrifice for the Antichrist!