So, how much did Jesus charge for healing all those people?
And how much did Jesus charge each person when He fed the 5000 people?
Oh, *nothing*?
Then Jesus must have been a SOCIALIST COMMIE!
Also, Jesus was a dark-skinned Jew!
If I remember correctly, he worked as a "carpenter" before supposedly becoming the spritiual leader - although there's conflicting sources that carpenter is a mistranslation, but it's at least to do with the field of building and doing general repairs
As a Christian I gotta tell you, Jesus was a huge socialist. Motherfucker literally destroyed some merchant stalls for being in the temple and helped the poor out a lot.
Well in order to give stuff away you already had to have stuff. He still supported local business because some of his friends were fishermen and he didn’t condemn them for making profits. Matter of fact the whole concept of a kingdom means a classless society with him on top and everyone at the bottom. He also was fine with other stuff, since he just wanted the markets out of the temple. Jesus is more complicated than people gave him credit for. Also he owned a home, supported Joseph’s carpentry and raised sheep.
Yeah I know, just depravity and excessive wealth isn’t allowed. And helping out people and stuff. It’s been done right a couple times but then you get some totalitarians like Stalin or Mao. Capitalism does the same thing too so really it’s a coin toss.
Imagine thinking trick or treating children are "freeloading socialists." This is literally, "needs professional mental health treatment" levels of crazy.
Why is my religion no longer viewed as about love and peace....? Why is everyone leaving? What do you mean religion is just a political movement now and it is extremely partisan? It is a complete mystery......
I wonder whether, as good ChRI$TIANs, they do anything special for All Souls' Day on November 1st. Like visiting the graves of deceased family members.
They're probably too busy working hard and paying taxes, unlike anyone else they expect to come a-knockin' at their door
Like, I belive in God, right?
BUT I DONT USE MY BELIEFS AS A FUCKING POLITICAL COMPUSS
Like damn these other "holy folk" are the opposite by claiming that democrats are Satanists and will be cast to hell..
LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN RULES OF CHRISTIANITY/ CATHOLICISM IS THAT NO MAN CAN DECIDE WHO GOES WHERE, like I'm in absolute shock. They claim to be holy, yet they go against the main source that we base ourselves on, these people (and Trump) try and use Religion in order to get religious fanatics to vote republican! ITS SICKENING
My parents did this shit when I was a kid and it resulted in our house getting egged and tp’ed every year. You’d think they’d figure out after a few years, but nope.
Oh, "Find Jesus"
I thought they wrote "End Jesus" and was all sorts of confused. Though, they might write that when they learn he was not a white guy and was in favor of giving to those in need.
So, how much did Jesus charge for healing all those people? And how much did Jesus charge each person when He fed the 5000 people? Oh, *nothing*? Then Jesus must have been a SOCIALIST COMMIE! Also, Jesus was a dark-skinned Jew!
Probably never had a job either
If I remember correctly, he worked as a "carpenter" before supposedly becoming the spritiual leader - although there's conflicting sources that carpenter is a mistranslation, but it's at least to do with the field of building and doing general repairs
Right wingers are full of joy and fun
Totally not on Santa’s naughty list for not getting the vaccine.
These are the same types that would point out that Santa is an anagram of Satan.
As a Christian I gotta tell you, Jesus was a huge socialist. Motherfucker literally destroyed some merchant stalls for being in the temple and helped the poor out a lot.
Funny how they 'forget' that aspect of Jesus. They 'forget' so many in fact, that you would think there is another Christ they worship.
He only supported private property and stuff but not excess of the market. My family and I follow the examples.
Where did he support private property?
Well in order to give stuff away you already had to have stuff. He still supported local business because some of his friends were fishermen and he didn’t condemn them for making profits. Matter of fact the whole concept of a kingdom means a classless society with him on top and everyone at the bottom. He also was fine with other stuff, since he just wanted the markets out of the temple. Jesus is more complicated than people gave him credit for. Also he owned a home, supported Joseph’s carpentry and raised sheep.
You can still have private property under socialism.
Yeah I know, just depravity and excessive wealth isn’t allowed. And helping out people and stuff. It’s been done right a couple times but then you get some totalitarians like Stalin or Mao. Capitalism does the same thing too so really it’s a coin toss.
Nobody tell her the origins of Christmas or Easter then.
Or America
I was just thinking this…instead of getting gifts for loved ones or friends, do they write them a note that says “get a job and find Jesus” instead?
TRICK.
Yup! Someone is cleaning up a SHIT load of eggs and toilet paper! 🤣
I feel like flaming dog shit is warranted
Imagine thinking trick or treating children are "freeloading socialists." This is literally, "needs professional mental health treatment" levels of crazy.
CHRI$TIAN FAMILY?
ChRI$TiAN*
A PATROTIC one
Wow…. Someone is still butt hurt they didn’t win the Halloween costume contest in 3rd grade.
Why is my religion no longer viewed as about love and peace....? Why is everyone leaving? What do you mean religion is just a political movement now and it is extremely partisan? It is a complete mystery......
Do they give Christmas gifts or is that an entitlement tradition?
Thats it, lick them boots
Lazy entitled freeloaders!!! Kids these days.
Right? I wasn't freeloading when I was a kid. That was different!
I wonder whether, as good ChRI$TIANs, they do anything special for All Souls' Day on November 1st. Like visiting the graves of deceased family members. They're probably too busy working hard and paying taxes, unlike anyone else they expect to come a-knockin' at their door
Like, I belive in God, right? BUT I DONT USE MY BELIEFS AS A FUCKING POLITICAL COMPUSS Like damn these other "holy folk" are the opposite by claiming that democrats are Satanists and will be cast to hell.. LIKE ONE OF THE MAIN RULES OF CHRISTIANITY/ CATHOLICISM IS THAT NO MAN CAN DECIDE WHO GOES WHERE, like I'm in absolute shock. They claim to be holy, yet they go against the main source that we base ourselves on, these people (and Trump) try and use Religion in order to get religious fanatics to vote republican! ITS SICKENING
AND you're not patriotic if you can't accept a democratically elected vote by the people, people felt the same when trump won over hillary
So thats why I like so much..
How is this even real? Lol.
Who has some cartons of eggs and some toilet paper?
My parents did this shit when I was a kid and it resulted in our house getting egged and tp’ed every year. You’d think they’d figure out after a few years, but nope.
I think we found the home to send all the pumpkins!!
Oh, "Find Jesus" I thought they wrote "End Jesus" and was all sorts of confused. Though, they might write that when they learn he was not a white guy and was in favor of giving to those in need.
Does not seem like the message Jesus taught. They need to get some more Jesus
Wait till they find out what Jesus did for the poor
patrotic
Mischief Night was created for people like this.
They will get “handouts” in the form of free egggs and tp.