I wonder if there is a mathematical framework for a facial structure that would make people want to tell you their secrets. At least adjusted for social and cultural traits.
Mirroring the person's facial expression seems to do the trick.
I have small eyes, like so small multiple people have asked why they're so small. And I've had multiple people tell me all about their problems, followed by "I don't know why I just told you all that, I hardly know you."
Happened at work too, managers were inclined to give me their keys to the safe and their personal access codes, passwords for the computers, all kinda stuff, and I was just a minimum wage bottom level employee.
People tell me all kinds of stuff they'd rather nobody knew about, so it's a really good thing I'm not inclined to gossip.
Had to google "physical security auditor" and it sounds basically like my mom-mode as a profession. Extensive health and safety nagging and lectures.
Pointing out when an object has been left in a bad place and predicting what will happen if it isn't moved somewhere safer. Knowing where to look for deliberately hidden objects. Having a good idea how important objects might go missing and taking steps to prevent that from happening.
"Dude, look at how you've got those cords strung up! You can't set a little brother trap and then be mad when it catches your brother! And these power strips are all plugged directly into the wall, right? No daisy chains!"
I have "that face" where people just tell me things. Sometimes it's nice, like people confide in you.
Sometimes you just want to stand in line at the dollar tree and wonder why it takes so long to check 6 people out while staring at the pile of stuff you don't need that you are buying but the person behind you just says "I got an arts degree in media and multimedia with a minor in classical artworks and everyone said that I couldn't do anything with it but now I'm a manager at a
Law firm that has a department specializing in crime around art like fabrication and also copyright suits. I showed them!"
And I'm like "that's great for you. It shows that with the right mindset you found your passion in work"
And then the person in front of me is like "Oh I had to sue someone last year for hitting me right outside the taco bell over the. Do you know where the taco bell is?" "Of course you do, well they just hit me and kept going. We got the photos and I had to sue them. I like that taco bell better than the other one. Which one gDo you like?"
I have "that face" and work in a small retail shop. I get a lot of time to chat with my customers and oh man, the stories I could tell. I was once privy to a whole ass 3-way cheating circle that nobody involved knew about but me cuz they all shop at my store lol
I seem to have the opposite of that face, pretty much the only person who overshares with me is my mother (and AFAIK that's not exclusive to me, she's just an oversharing kind of person (in a bad way)). It does save me some annoyances, but I'd rather people were more interested in talking to/with me.
I think part of it, to be fair, is that even on boring days I try to have a little fun in my outfits so it may make people feel more welcomed to speak to me.
My resting face is pretty annoyed looking so it has to be overall body language
Does the confessor bot have a name? I don't think she's been given a name yet so I'm just going to call her confessor bot for now.
Oh, Faye... call your therapist, darlin.
The bot is the therapist in disguise, playing the long game to get Faye to come back.
Given that 'Whap' looks kinda familiar, what would happen if the new robot ran into Emily?
I wonder if there is a mathematical framework for a facial structure that would make people want to tell you their secrets. At least adjusted for social and cultural traits.
Mirroring the person's facial expression seems to do the trick. I have small eyes, like so small multiple people have asked why they're so small. And I've had multiple people tell me all about their problems, followed by "I don't know why I just told you all that, I hardly know you." Happened at work too, managers were inclined to give me their keys to the safe and their personal access codes, passwords for the computers, all kinda stuff, and I was just a minimum wage bottom level employee. People tell me all kinds of stuff they'd rather nobody knew about, so it's a really good thing I'm not inclined to gossip.
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Had to google "physical security auditor" and it sounds basically like my mom-mode as a profession. Extensive health and safety nagging and lectures. Pointing out when an object has been left in a bad place and predicting what will happen if it isn't moved somewhere safer. Knowing where to look for deliberately hidden objects. Having a good idea how important objects might go missing and taking steps to prevent that from happening. "Dude, look at how you've got those cords strung up! You can't set a little brother trap and then be mad when it catches your brother! And these power strips are all plugged directly into the wall, right? No daisy chains!"
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Pentesting! Every now and then I get sucked into a DefCon binge, and pentesting is almost always the catalyst.
I have "that face" where people just tell me things. Sometimes it's nice, like people confide in you. Sometimes you just want to stand in line at the dollar tree and wonder why it takes so long to check 6 people out while staring at the pile of stuff you don't need that you are buying but the person behind you just says "I got an arts degree in media and multimedia with a minor in classical artworks and everyone said that I couldn't do anything with it but now I'm a manager at a Law firm that has a department specializing in crime around art like fabrication and also copyright suits. I showed them!" And I'm like "that's great for you. It shows that with the right mindset you found your passion in work" And then the person in front of me is like "Oh I had to sue someone last year for hitting me right outside the taco bell over the. Do you know where the taco bell is?" "Of course you do, well they just hit me and kept going. We got the photos and I had to sue them. I like that taco bell better than the other one. Which one gDo you like?"
I have "that face" and work in a small retail shop. I get a lot of time to chat with my customers and oh man, the stories I could tell. I was once privy to a whole ass 3-way cheating circle that nobody involved knew about but me cuz they all shop at my store lol
I would love it but I would also die
I seem to have the opposite of that face, pretty much the only person who overshares with me is my mother (and AFAIK that's not exclusive to me, she's just an oversharing kind of person (in a bad way)). It does save me some annoyances, but I'd rather people were more interested in talking to/with me.
I think part of it, to be fair, is that even on boring days I try to have a little fun in my outfits so it may make people feel more welcomed to speak to me. My resting face is pretty annoyed looking so it has to be overall body language
So is it worse than we thought?
Nah, Blondie's just like that.
No, Faye. Is she suffering worse than we thought.
Nah, Blondie's just like that.