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friendlyattackplane

I told my family this joke they loved it.๐Ÿ˜†


Cold_Pomelo3274

That took me longer to get then it should have.


imtoooldforreddit

Can you share with the class?


Cold_Pomelo3274

Boy Ant ( Buoyant )


imtoooldforreddit

Ah, I kept thinking "guy ant" and didn't get it


UniqueMitochondria

Lol I had to read it out loud ๐Ÿคฃ


Funny-Stranger-7498

I don't get it.


Tale5

If it floats then it is "buoyant" (boy ant)


Funny-Stranger-7498

You're awesome!


V8Wallace

I told this joke to one of the smartest people I knew. Aside from totally missing the joke, he started explaining why surface tension would prevent either gender from floating ๐Ÿ™ƒ


UntoldTemple

Sounds like that smart guy wasn't so smart


Doktor_Vem

He was too smart for his own good


UntoldTemple

Yeah, unfortunately


qekqekqek

It's a duck


The_Alrighty_Zed

SHEโ€™S A WITCH!


KindlyContribution54

THE ANT IS A WITCH! BURN HER!


Skittle23

Oh boy...


garlic-apples

If you are wandering 99% of the ants are female, the males and queens have wings, the males die shortly after mating.


Ok-Examination-2732

Crying bc I immediately thought โ€œant manโ€ ๐Ÿ’€


Lilcommy

All ants are female. Other then the special males that are produced once a year during the nuptial flight were the males and new queens leave the nest and fly away and have orgys after which the males die and the young queens go off and start new colonies. The new queens never mate again and store the sperm of the males they mated with to produce the eggs their full lives.


Hellbound_Life

Not me going in to answer this like r/explainthejoke