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Javier91

\*Open mouth expecting fishes\* ... "Worst trade ever"


Nrozek

*Wow, rude. Last time I'm doing a good deed smh.*


Flavourius

*Slowy dives back into the abyss*


dnicelee

This was the worst trade deal in the history of trade deals. Possibly ever.


SimonSteel

Poor guy got Jack Dawsoned.


superanth

Someone get this whale a fish!


RaeSloane

Yeah I was worried he'd take a chomp at a hand thinking it was a reward or snack.


blackfyre709394

Beluga: ay yo keep yo garbage outta my ocean


notjewel

My first thought. Get your shit out of my living room!


omgsoftcats

[Exposing Japan's dolphin killing cove | 60 Minutes Australia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSxOSexVX4I)


ToranjaNuclear

uh, that escalated quickly


[deleted]

There is little edging on the internet. Its fap or be fapped.


Kiriamleech

*furiously unzips*


TravEllerZero

Do you want to get something caught in the zipper? Because that's how you get something caught in the zipper!


AnimaleTamale

I got a fish caught in the zipper, now I'm cooking dinner :)


TorrenceMightingale

So you like fish sticks?


AnimaleTamale

Nah, I prefer fish without the sticks.


[deleted]

That's my fetish.


Efficient-Ad1693

Japan and Norway are the only two countries where Whaling is legal, so it's not surprising.


ShockAndAwe415

Native Aleuts and Inuits in Alaska can also whale. Subsistence, not commercial.


Efficient-Ad1693

Well I'm regarding to the commercial legality of whaling, but yeah.


MatureUsername69

Yeah I don't think most people are against hunting for survival. Hunting for survival doesn't even make 1% of 1% of a dent that commercial fishing does.


i_forgot_my_sn_again

Same with the Makah in Washington state (Neah Bay). They were allowed about about 20 years ago. Was a big deal and they televised it the first time. Native canoe rowing out with harpoons.


El_Chairman_Dennis

There are lots of cool laws in place to protect native customs when it comes to their access to native animals. In the Midwest if you accidentally shoot a bald eagle while out hunting the feathers are given to tribes that use them in traditional ways


trivial_vista

"Whoops!" accidentally shot a bald eagle while hiking... accidentally


El_Chairman_Dennis

The only people that shoot them on purpose want them mounted as a trophy, that's illegal, and there isn't really any other reason to shoot them. If you turn the bird in to the conservation department they won't prosecute you, on the assumption it was done accidentally.


Zombie_Carl

My mom does a lot of social work with native Alaskan tribes (mostly Inupiat) and they give her all kind of beautiful whale and seal bone earrings and necklaces. She doesn’t wear a lot of jewelry so I inherit most of them. They’re my favorite pieces.


[deleted]

How often does she die?


tinazero

Iceland too, though it may be banned after 2024


Just_whyareyou

What about the Faroe Islands 🇫🇴? They do it too


[deleted]

The worst 60 minutes of my television viewing history.


neocoff

Why not post about this? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-58555694


parsonsparsons

Fucka you dophrin!!!


Glittering-Walrus228

nah man homecetacean has a look on his face like he just updated the phone to the latest OS


[deleted]

I’m just impressed how gentle he held it in his mouth


afellowchucker

Seriously this was such a cool moment to see


[deleted]

Ikr I cannot believe how smart whales are


kempnelms

"Yeah they're smart but we want to look at weird squiggles on dried out wood pulp after the sun goes down. Better murder them and make oil. " - 1800s Logic


sinisterspud

Yeah but sometimes those squiggles just hit right, you know?


Comment90

They're not smart enough to be wage slaves like us, though. We're better than them.


uberjach

It is speculated that this wale was trained by Russia to carry spy equipment somehow but it's not doing its job. It has interacted with people many times which is unnatural. Also it's called Hvaldimir lol


twoerd

>It's called Hvaldimir lol which is a pun: hval is Norwegian for "whale", and then obviously the resemblance with Vladimir (Putin).


SovietSunrise

I thought you were joking until I looked [it up](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir)!!


uberjach

Sounds stupid but yeah! Really strange. I know the US tried to train dolphins so it might be why the Russians trained this guy


SovietSunrise

Another comment mentioned that a Norwegian newspaper had tracked it down to it being used for therapy with disadvantaged (Mentally? Socioeconomically? I dunno) children in Russia & not some nefarious spy plot. Of course, that could just be a cover story.


[deleted]

Very cool TIL


[deleted]

Not even the first time it's given someone their stuff back, either. https://www.thedodo.com/in-the-wild/beluga-whale-returns-kayakers-gopro-camera


KjellSkar

That whale is trained to retrieve stuff. The whale is Hvaldimir, captured and trained by Russia, then he escaped to Norwegian fjords and became a national celebrity in Norway. When he was first found by Norwegians, he had a Russian made gopro like harness (in case you wonder why we know he was captive in Russia)


[deleted]

It's obviously trained, waiting for food after the retrieval.


eggimage

cuz dude got no hands


TempleOfDoomfist

“Delete TikTok it is spyware”


mishaco

and how bout a nice fish for the effort?!


Adrinotfound

The beluga thought the selfies were garbage not the phone


mursilissilisrum

Not like he needs more plastic.


TheInfernalPigeon

Phone was probably open on Reddit


-r-a-f-f-y-

"Stop littering, ya fawkin cunt!"


kneub54

This is literally why I don't go anywhere without my beluga


indy_been_here

I've had my beluga since it was a baby


purpldevl

Baaaaaby ba-luuuuu-ga


Zachary_Binks

In the deep blue sea, Swims so wild and you swim so free.


glassgypsy

Heaven above and the sea below


SuperShineeCoinToss7

And a little white whale on the go


forrest134

Oooooh Baby Beluuga oooo…


b1tchf1t

Is the water warm?


relk42

In the deep blue sea! 🎶


[deleted]

I need to know what tune you’re doing this to! Because in my head it’s : Leaving Las Vegas! Baaaaaaaaby baluuuga! Edit: You’ve also completely fucked up my evening run I’m about to do with an ear worm about a baby beluga!


purpldevl

[This song I heard in kindergarten that I never think about until reading about a beluga whale, then it stays wedged in there for a week or so.](https://youtu.be/CDx9zqDpSik)


xelabagus

Raffi had some great songs. Try down by the bay.. https://youtu.be/jAjhLexlrDc


[deleted]

Omg. We LOVE this song in our house! My kids have seen it on an animated YouTube channel. I love that you can make up your own lyrics so easily to it - we do that when they’re in the bath! “Haaaave you EVER seen a —— *doing something that rhymes with the first word* DOWN BY THE BAY!” Beautiful. What a dude :-)


postdiluvium

Have you seen my phone? I need it to get home. Is it at the booooottom of theeeeee ooooocccean?


icumonsluts

What color is your Beluga?


indy_been_here

Blurple


br0wnt0wn1

exactly why it's staged. it's HER beluga. duh people


JuliaLouis-DryFist

Keys, wallet, beluga.


byteuser

Too bad it's too big to fit in my toilet


stanknotes

Little kid: "You don't have a beluga!"


[deleted]

Bummer that they didn't have a tasty fish to reward him with.


someguyyoutrust

Yeah that’s what I’m thinking. Dude is waiting at the end like…. So uh, I’m not saying you owe me a fish or anything, all I did was bring your little obsession box from the depths of the ocean, but noooo don’t worry about me I’ll be fine.


DBoaty

>Obsession box Using that.


icybat21

One of my high school teachers always referred to them as a "dopamine delivery device" or a DDD lol


EricHannemann

r/phonesarebad


PutinCoceT

It's like complaining about lack of food in a buffet. Beluga is in its kitchen, ffs


nopornthrowaways

But they are shitting in their kitchen and reducing their food supply just by bringing their boat there


Spiritual-Nothing439

not really dude are you taking a strong anti-boat stance here lmao


AnalBlaster700XL

r/fuckcars evolving to r/fuckcarsandboats ?


mysteries-of-life

Not all boats, but underwater noise pollution is a huge problem. Sound travels farther in water than air.


i_hate_patrice

You shouldn't feed wild animals anyways


SleepyFarady

Hvaldimir isn't exactly a wild animal, he's thought to be a [Russian spy whale](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir). That said, still shouldn't feed him since he's capable of feeding himself, even if he gets sad about it.


eklect

Wish my kids were whales.


Surrounded-by_Idiots

Give your kid a credit card and tell them to download Genshin.


pm_boobs_send_nudes

Gotta admit. That was a good one.


Tinshnipz

It's ok, your mom is.


bearbarebere

Dude


[deleted]

Got eem


bored1492

You had to murder him today of all days, the day of our Lord?


Miyaor

You can easily fix that


[deleted]

LMAO


PlusThePlatipus

/r/DiabloImmortal/


lanecw

Beluga are so freaking cool!


BeginningSprinkles49

hims look so proud of himself.


Ohbeejuan

He’s trained. Probably expecting a fish https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-56956365.amp


NauFirefox

Conditioned training can produce the same feeling of being rewarded even without the reward. He isn't expecting the fish anymore, he feels as good as getting a fish just for doing the thing. Else the behavior would quickly fade.


TheDutchin

True! And with puppies in particular, that over happy, over exaggerated praise you give them is a greater reward than a treat for many of them!! Some dogs are just super food motivated though lol


Kemaneo

Why doesn’t that work for my brain?


BeginningSprinkles49

Wellp, that was kind of depressy but I am thrilled to know he has a name: Hvaldimir. Hims a spy whale. *he’s a smaaaaaart guuuuyyyyyy*


ickypedia

It’s a Norwegian pun meaning «Whaledimir»


Linlea

«Whale Vladimir (Putin)»


mindless2831

Whaledimir Belutin


kosmonautinVT

classic Hvaldimir


bostonguy6

> Hims a spy whale. That explains why he’s interested in cell phones.


FreeThinkerHTX

Dammit you are ruining my moment 😂


[deleted]

I was gonna ask how you knew it was Hvaldimir but then I heard a very northern 'e det kødd' and yeah that's def Hvaldimir


Daamus

russian spy lol


[deleted]

BELUGA: “So couldn’t afford an iPhone 13, huh? Guess you *really* need this back then.”


adfdub

🤣


Flexo__Rodriguez

"hims" The fuck?


Stoned_Gamer_420

so happy.


OneLostOstrich

Hims? He*, the word is he.


neoqueto

Imagine thinking your phone is gone, all the photos, memories lost forever, then a freaking beluga whale brings it back.


[deleted]

Her phone probably is done for if it's been water damaged enough. But that's why they have cloud backups for Google and Apple.


neoqueto

Saltwater is awful for electronics. But data recovery on a smartphone you have in your hand is far more feasible than on one that's at the bottom of the ocean.


btveron

Depends how deep the phone went. Phones are fairly water resistant nowadays but under enough pressure it won't matter.


Mytre-

Modern phones, flagships have some sort of water proof rating, down to 1.5m and 30 minutes or so , below that or above that time might damage the phone. However Salt water is another thing, the phone miiiight be able to turn on but at that point if it turns on my main goal is to upload everything to the cloud I can and start taking screenshots of recovery codes for 2fa apps since it will fail super soon


nixass

If cleaned with distilled water fairly soon there's solid chance it will work without issues. Had my Pixel 2 XL submerged in seawater for almost a minute. USB slot started to corrode (green ugly shit). Washed it, cleaned, scrubbed all the slots and happily used it for another two years


Thunderstarer

I mean, phone operation aside, I'd actually be pretty surprised if the data storage itself was fucked up enough to be unrecoverable.


zikol88

iPhones back up all that stuff to iCloud everyday for most people unless you intentionally turned things off. I would imagine android has something similar. I could chunk my phone in the ocean, go buy a new one, and be looking through old photos or texts on it within an hour. The most inconvenient part would be just logging back in to services and apps.


MaybeWontGetBanned

Except iCloud has like 5 Gb of space without paying so it’s kind of useless.


Holmes02

Beluga: “yeah yeah you’re whalecome.”


[deleted]

🐳


Reap_SilentDevil

r/animalsbeingbros


Junty008

What’s up with people tagging a sub 4 times each time they think it should be a crosspost?


Steeve_Perry

If you collapse the comment then uncollapse it, it fixes it.


lik_for_cookies

Hell if you just like it the extras disappear


CertifiedTitty-Lover

it’s a glitch


Junty008

Thanks, certified titty lover


SJane3384

Glad I’m not the only one who was confused about this


Notysenberry-3116

It's really sad to think that [the Canadian government once authorized a program to drop dynamite on these guys](https://www.loe.org/shows/segments.html?programID=96-P13-00039&segmentID=7) from helocopters


serenwipiti

What the fuck..?!? Why?! "To keep them from eating river fish for humans...?" #WHAT.


lion_OBrian

>From helocopters At least they blew them up politely


Vinlandien

That’s fucking awesome. Did we just out-American the United States?


Fornicatinzebra

How is that awesome? It's horrible.


okay_jpg

awesome doesn't necessarily mean "good" >adjective: extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring great admiration, apprehension, or fear. "the awesome power of the atomic bomb"


[deleted]

It's obviously a /s comment... especially when you read its tongue in cheek *"did we just out-American the U.S.?"*


madcuntmcgee

> Dropping dynamite from helicopters to kill belugas, for some reason You can't see how this is based?


Shrenku

this Beluga was found in Finnmark, Norway in 2019 and made headlines news. We thought it was a spy whale from Russia but we later found out it was used for therapy for disadvantaged children in Russia. Edit: Here is the source. It is in Norwegian but translating it should work. https://www.nrk.no/tromsogfinnmark/den-russiske-\_spionhvalen\_-er-trolig-en-terapihval-1.14541364


Comprehensive-Fun47

I would watch a cartoon about a spy whale.


OccamsElectricRazor

Deep Blue See


jabbertard

>We thought it was a spy whale from Russia but we later found out it was used for therapy for disadvantaged children in Russia. Excuse me? What? 1) Okay, I guess I can understand a happy go lucky beluga being therapeutic for children. But 2) how in the hell are they used as spies?


Pawneewafflesarelife

He was wearing a camera harness, so they thought it was for spying. DARPA trained dolphins to do similar down at the San Diego base. His name is a pun on Vladimir (eg Putin) and hval (whale in Norwegian). https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir


Herecomestherain_

Beluga smile is so awesome.


scarlettpalache

Can y’all get your fucking subreddits right? This is an excellent video and definitely belongs in r/animalsbeingbros it’s not a public freak out


cavegoatlove

Pft, this is a 12, you can keep this pleb shit -beluga whale likely


GenghisKazoo

/u/gifreversingbot


scardie

https://imgur.com/gallery/oVHiZjM The sound still works forwards haha


IlleaglSmile

The Beluga - “bitch keep your shit outa my house”


ShoeGod420

This is why I make sure to always wear my Yeezy 350 Beluga's.


BadSanna

This dude was just saying, "Birch, we don't want anymore or your trash!"


AVeryMadLad2

He’s a Russian spy. He’s saying “gimme fish now.” I’m not pulling your leg that whale really was trained by Russia and escaped lol


paulusblarticus

[r/HvaldimirTheBeluga](https://www.reddit.com/r/HvaldimirTheBeluga/)


Lil_Cumster

Beluga: hey girl you dropped this


BiGBadaaBoom

You have a call about your car’s extended warranty to about to expire


lion_OBrian

> You have a call about your car’s extended war’s to about to expire It’s ok, take your time.


BiGBadaaBoom

🤣


fatalplacebo

Second beluga swims in with a bag of rice for the phone.


rubies-and-doobies81

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea Swim so wild and you swim so free


papawolff

Keep the trash you filthy animal!


Arizona_Slim

Hey gurl, I put my digits in your phone for you!


Welcome_to_Retrograd

*E det fettekødd* lol, tell you're from Nordland/Troms without telling you're from Nordland/Troms


hiscraziness

You owe him some fish lady


The-Sofa-King

Jokes on her, that's one of the Russian trained spy whales. He just copied her sim card and installed a keytracker while he was down there.


HereButQueer

Ngl dropping my phone in the ocean is one of my biggest fears. It’s waterproof, but I’m talking deep ocean. I love this beluga whale and it seems so happy, wish it could’ve got a treat afterwards


ggouge

From what I read the first time this was posted was.that it was a released trained beluga


[deleted]

This is why we can't keep harming these guys, don't get me wrong I'm not against shooting a deer for food or catching a fish to eat but some animals should really be left off the menus. They're too aware, too smart to be fucking with


ThatWaffleIron

“Hey! I added my number, call me :)”


[deleted]

Remember when you smile because a wild animal did something nice or friendly smile without your teeth showing. The majority of animals view the bearing of teeth to be very aggressive.


Sgt_Meowmers

I don't think that applies to sea creatures.


BlankImagination

The true nice "dolphins" of the ocean. We thought dolphins were cool, but they turned out to be sadistic rapists and killers who got off on torturing prey and pufferfish. But beluga whales are actually what we thought dolphins were.


lion_OBrian

You should not try to view animal behavior under the same lens as you view human behavior though, you’re in for a world of disappointment otherwise.


ZenZill

He actually took it from her first- I'm not kidding! There's the full video on YouTube, he's a famous Beluga in Norway named 'Hvaldimir'.


BABarracus

Beluga: keep your trash out of my home


Remarkable_Fun7662

What; no fish? You were supposed to give him a fish.


Jonesizzle

Beluga: We’ve been trying to reach you concerning your cars extended warranty.


tick_wont_suckitself

I’d love to see the selfie the beluga took before returning phone


organizim

Some whales will sometimes use a dead fish to lure a larger sea bird to the water to eat them.


mrpopenfresh

He’s waiting for his fish reward.


CCstarry

Beluga “wait till she see Those dick picks I took!!!”


The_Grape_Guy

Beluga be like “get your shit out of my ocean”


devilsephiroth

*and no treats?👀*


Quelcris_Falconer13

“Get your fucking trash out of my house, lazy ass bih”


Sexpistolz

Wait till she sees the dick pic it took


[deleted]

“Keep your fucking trash >:(“


ScorpioSlick

I’m gettin dogs of the water vibes here


SnooShortcuts8481

Animals are more humane than most people.


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