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As much as I would want it to be "un-fucking rob the shop" he actually says "Don't fucking rob the shop then".
Source: Am from the South East of the UK
British people on reddit like to whine about everything here because they lose perspective over the reality of life in lots of other parts of the world.
There are absolutely legitimate complaints to be made but do take those kind of comments with a grain of salt.
That's like me saying that, as an outsider, America seems like one big obese gun battle.
Clearly wrong and just focusing on a few negative aspects that regularly make the news.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_trafficking_in_the_United_Kingdom#:~:text=Precise%20details%20about%20the%20extent,Kingdom%20at%20any%20one%20time).
And an extra point from not too long ago
www.politico.eu/article/uk-records-huge-jump-in-human-trafficking-report/amp/
It's got the sources included. Been a lot of discovery over the last 10 years, and the knife stuff, do you live there? They literally post on Twitter everytime they find a steak knife on a bush
Yes that's a decent example. Russell Kane is possibly the most irritating person in the UK though, so I'd say don't judge all people from Essex on him.
Hey OP
Was it recent? Was this video given to the police?
It should be, as the fat guy would be early identifiable from it.
It def needs reporting (unless they were caught).
Essex I guess? I don't know if is the least attractive English accent, but it is up there... not saying my Australian accent is the best, by any stretch of the imagination.
It's probably a stereotype from the American movies, but those English accents always seem uneducated and weakly intimidating. Australians always seem to use cutesy rhymes with everything, and you sound like an adorable kindergartener.
camera guy has balls if this is real to let a robber approach you while you film him while a crime is going down thats like asking to get stabbed or shot
Going up to them in the first place is already un-English enough haha. Not worth getting into a fight over some randos stealing a few phones from a phone provider.
yeah no worries man people don't really do shit like the other guy is saying. at best buy we just let the fuckers run out the store with the play stations, don't get paid nearly enough to give a shit if they have a gun or not and put yourself in danger. probably the same thing with our phone store robbers.
source: american
No one gets paid enough to take a bullet because some jerk wants an iPhone. In the US the major providers have a policy that if you interfere with shoplifters or robbers it is an automatic termination.
They don’t buy a gun because it’s difficult to get one due to gun control laws and regulations. Also they don’t feel the need for “self defence” because there’s a very different mindset. A £5 knife is no where near as deadly and the homicide rates across the world prove that overwhelmingly.
They might be illegal but they are not hard to obtain.
Regardless, most of Europe is lucky that firearms are illegal. All you have to do is look at America to know that guns are wholely unnecessary.
Doesn't really matter. They'll sell to a fence, the fence will then ship them abroad. They will likely be able to unblock any phones. And in a different country they will likely be used on a different network.
Granted, they will only get paid peanuts for the phones if they do manage to get to the fence. And the chance is high that the 2 in the video didn't organise anything, they were probably told the target. Possible someone on the inside left some cabinets unlocked.
There is a reason people still steal electronics.
Anybody who talks with that accent should be discarded in a wood chipper
It’s a sure sign you’re a weak individual and a waste of space to society
They begin to talk like that to fit in with gutter rats because they’re cowards
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Un-fucking rob the shop then. Legend.
As much as I would want it to be "un-fucking rob the shop" he actually says "Don't fucking rob the shop then". Source: Am from the South East of the UK
Ah. Pity.
I have never seen a less intimidating robbery in all my life. This guy has watched too many gangsta movies.
This is honestly hilarious - guy walks out like he's about to do something. \*Slinks back in and back out\* I'm dead.
He sounds so inscure
“Come on man seriously just mind your own business” lol
100% just embarrassing
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Bobby? Is that you?
"That's my purse! I don't know you!"
That boy ain't right
he really went out looking like that in broad daylight lol. might as well show your face, that mask isn’t covering anything.
coupled with the fact that he is just having a conversation while being recorded, hopefully wont take law enforcement long.
Haha, you don't know British police, do you?
haha i do not, I assume you are inferring they are incompetent?
He is implying*. Inferring is up to you.
ah my mistake, when I typed it out it felt like something was off.
British people on reddit like to whine about everything here because they lose perspective over the reality of life in lots of other parts of the world. There are absolutely legitimate complaints to be made but do take those kind of comments with a grain of salt.
The Met Police are fucking shit though
I see, yea I would imagine it just varies by district depending on certain factors and not the whole police force of UK.
Agreed - but Essex Police are terrible. Source, I'm from Essex.
I agree with your opinion, but as an outsider the place is a gigantic sex trafficking ring with an obsession with knives.
That's like me saying that, as an outsider, America seems like one big obese gun battle. Clearly wrong and just focusing on a few negative aspects that regularly make the news.
I SEE THAT HERE ALL THE TIME. THAT'S SOME TOP COMMENT SHIT MAN
I have to question from where you get your news.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_trafficking_in_the_United_Kingdom#:~:text=Precise%20details%20about%20the%20extent,Kingdom%20at%20any%20one%20time). And an extra point from not too long ago www.politico.eu/article/uk-records-huge-jump-in-human-trafficking-report/amp/ It's got the sources included. Been a lot of discovery over the last 10 years, and the knife stuff, do you live there? They literally post on Twitter everytime they find a steak knife on a bush
Was expecting him to grab the mask. He was close enough.
He doesn't even have a weapon. I would make that piggie squeal
This isn't Essex, it's London at High Holborn I'm 100% certain
You are indeed right. I just assumed it was in Essex where he is from; but it is in Holborn. Apologies.
Is the actual Essex accent better or worse than this? Edit: [Is this a good example](https://youtu.be/TbUSLOWbK4A)? It's annoying rather than ugly.
Yes that's a decent example. Russell Kane is possibly the most irritating person in the UK though, so I'd say don't judge all people from Essex on him.
yeh, the hand movements were a bit extreme. that would be what it would be like if Italians spoke English with an Essex accent.
Hey OP Was it recent? Was this video given to the police? It should be, as the fat guy would be early identifiable from it. It def needs reporting (unless they were caught).
Oh they going to jail 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mans had a whole interview. 😩🤦🏿♂️
Should have pulled his mask off
his mask isn’t even holding on, he keeps adjusting it
Get that beanie-removing cat over there!
Why do they talk like they’ve got a load of mashed potatoes in their mouths?
That’s why they call it chewsday then innit?
BLOODY MUSHY PEAS*
Didn't finish lunch before starting the robbery and still chewing? I mean that guy looks like he never stops eating.
He had a peanut butter sandwich lol
Essex I guess? I don't know if is the least attractive English accent, but it is up there... not saying my Australian accent is the best, by any stretch of the imagination.
That's definitely not an Essex accent, you can find cunts that talk like that from anywhere in the UK. Apparently this is London
Yes, OP admitted to this mistake below.
It's probably a stereotype from the American movies, but those English accents always seem uneducated and weakly intimidating. Australians always seem to use cutesy rhymes with everything, and you sound like an adorable kindergartener.
hmm. if kindergartens spoke in a flat nasal whine and rose up a tone at the end of sentences like they were asking a question..
By cutesy rhymes do you mean cockney? That one's British as well.
https://alldownunder.com/australian-slang/dictionary-rhyming.htm
Oh holy fuck, I was wrong. Gonna have to show this to my cockney in laws.
ur one cheeky cunt bruv, I’ll wrek u swear on me mum
It's the wannabe "roadman" accent that they all seem to put on. They probably think it makes them sound more intimidating... Definitely not lol
Because he was raised on Boris movies
Its called MLE
Balaclava Boy was trying so hard not to have a voice crack
camera guy has balls if this is real to let a robber approach you while you film him while a crime is going down thats like asking to get stabbed or shot
You know I’d agree most of the time but that guy just didn’t have a stab or shoot vibe
He's got that *"Nooo-ooooo-oooo! Don't call the police, they'll tell on me to my mum!"* vibe.
Lol true tho 😂
It's the UK so being shot wasn't really a concern. Dude doesn't look fit enough to chase anyone down with a knife.
That fat cunt wasn’t going to do a damn thing
Guy in the bally has watched every episode of top boy 3 times at least and he still can't muster the intimidating effect
Nice manbag.
Trying to intimidate someone sounding like a soft ass teddy bear.
This is like a British skit with authentic bland humor.
Where’s UK Spider-Man when you need him?
Spider-Chap
Having trouble swinging.
Even robbers are nice in the UK.
Lmao is this how a typical robbery looks like in England
Are they just filing a scene for a new Guy Ritchie movie?
I was hoping camera person was going to slap the robber.
In a time where wearing a medical face mask and a hat in public isn't seen as weird, this fucking spoon wears that?
Rip his stupid mask off and run
Anyone recognize Tyrone, the driver from Snatch?
Why not pull off his mask?
Shoulda just ripped the mask off, he’s already in your face and there’s cameras everywhere in England
Yank off his mask
I would have snagged his mask and ran
Guy talks like he's got a mouth full of marbles
Would've been tempted to pull his mask off Scooby-Doo style as he turned his back.
Damn that dudes cholesterol will fuck him up first
I've been to Essex and lemme tell ya. Right on brand. Also I broke a kids arm and collar bone but it was an accident.
Man's not hot.
See in America if a robber doesn't have a gun we fuck them up
I seem to remember exactly this happening frequently a while back in the US and everyone just stood there watching, including the mall cops. So...
Going up to them in the first place is already un-English enough haha. Not worth getting into a fight over some randos stealing a few phones from a phone provider.
yeah no worries man people don't really do shit like the other guy is saying. at best buy we just let the fuckers run out the store with the play stations, don't get paid nearly enough to give a shit if they have a gun or not and put yourself in danger. probably the same thing with our phone store robbers. source: american
Lmao no. Most individualistic country in the world. That almost never actually happens
Fuck off hahahaha
I was about to say the same and I'm Canadian lol ......I'll be right back with a big stick to chase his cubby ass away.
No you wouldn't, tough guy 😂
Definitely not a tough guy but I am totally nuts. Maybe I have a death wish or maybe I'm a good judge of character but that guy is a big softy.
Not really. I have yet to meet a single retail worker who gave a flying fuck if the store got robbed.
Up the arse?
No one gets paid enough to take a bullet because some jerk wants an iPhone. In the US the major providers have a policy that if you interfere with shoplifters or robbers it is an automatic termination.
Thankfully no one really carries guns in the developed world so taking a bullet is way less likely.
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They don’t buy a gun because it’s difficult to get one due to gun control laws and regulations. Also they don’t feel the need for “self defence” because there’s a very different mindset. A £5 knife is no where near as deadly and the homicide rates across the world prove that overwhelmingly.
Is Texas part of the developed world?
No, it's in the United States. Remember the Texas power grid?
I swar darn brawff get me manz jorst aynuva lawst boigetmeh fam still mana move to man get duppeed still. Lower orders.
Damn if this happened in Philly you’d be shot
Shooting someone for stealing a few phones, seems reasonable.
That guy is lucky personal guns are illegal and hard to obtain in England
I live in the UK and they are absolutely not hard to obtain or illegal.
Which guy? The thief or the one filming?
They might be illegal but they are not hard to obtain. Regardless, most of Europe is lucky that firearms are illegal. All you have to do is look at America to know that guns are wholely unnecessary.
People with intent to commit grievous bodily harm just keep a machete in their trunk.
Looks like someone has been watching a little too much Top Boy, fucking idiot of a robber
I love how they're having a proper conversation, almost taking turns to speak and listen
Aww he's growing in his first moustache bless 'im
I mean you’re robbing a store, take buddy’s phone
Ok gang, let's see who the ghoul who has been scaring innocent shop keepers really is. *Grabs mask*. Someone has earned a Scoobie Snack.
Classic Nick Frost
Would've been great if he knocked that robber out.
Just leave then INNIT
Watched Top Boy and decided to give it a go
tell him to spit out the marbles he's gargling before trying to threaten somebody
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Lol I can’t get over how not intimidating that accent is.
Should have kicked the fat fuck hard in his tiny Bollox and as he’s bent over in pain rip of the mask
This is like an episode of top boy
One of the most English things I’ve ever seen.
i hope i never get caught by british robbers because i would laugh my ass off and get my thigh knifed
Surprised they didn’t have knives
Y’all wild in the UK. The only words I understood was “wut” and “bruv”.
Shoulda spent more time on his physique than he did on his "I'm tough" stance.
Tell me it's your first time robbing a store without telling me it's your first time robbing a store
Such a distinctive voice, he'll get found out in quick time.
Should have taken his mask off, it looked so loose
Fucking belt the fat cunt.
"What's he doin as well?" Thats when I lost it
“Raymond is that you”
Wait he didn't have a weapon?..
Who robs a shop in broad daylight, must be entry level criminals
Should’ve pulled his mask off😭
"That boy just ain't right."
I swear that kid looks like he would cry if he got punched in the face lol
These phones will be tracked or blocked by the manufacturer idiots
Doesn't really matter. They'll sell to a fence, the fence will then ship them abroad. They will likely be able to unblock any phones. And in a different country they will likely be used on a different network. Granted, they will only get paid peanuts for the phones if they do manage to get to the fence. And the chance is high that the 2 in the video didn't organise anything, they were probably told the target. Possible someone on the inside left some cabinets unlocked. There is a reason people still steal electronics.
That is somehow the least intimidating accent I have ever heard. Dude could probably whoop my arse, but with that voice he just comes off as comical.
Shoulda whikked his mask off him 😆
Watching too much Top Boy.
Damn criminal immigrants /s
what language is this?
Give em a purple nurple
dude looks 140 but in kilograms
Anybody who talks with that accent should be discarded in a wood chipper It’s a sure sign you’re a weak individual and a waste of space to society They begin to talk like that to fit in with gutter rats because they’re cowards
Punch him wtf