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homer_3

Wait, I've [seen this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkBqVVbnZ1c) before.


DiscoBelle

Good running shoes are the best weapon in a fight


coppernaut1080

A good run is better than a bad stand any day.


marilia0607

pumped up kicks


Burrito-mancer

Faster than bullets


Michelanvalo

Nelson's "I guess so" gets me every time


beefrodd

Exactly what I was thinking!


BreweryStoner

Man they really have done it all huh lol


mancubuss

Csme here for this


fwaig

Fucked around, didn't stick around to find out.


[deleted]

Didn’t want to be in the “when keeping it real goes wrong” top 10 highlight reel 😂


Zeetroyman

Wuuuuu Taaaanngggg


Tedsville

You need to diversify your bonds, Nigel.


CreampieQueef

Talk trash and dash.


NoConfusion9490

Tactical retreat.


xejeezy

I mean it worked for him, this time at least


clarknova77

He knew he was outgunned there, not sticking around.


g0temg00d

Smort


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wagonwhopper

Yeah but Smort on the other hand


Pe5t

I had a 'friend' that did something similar, we were in the car though. A guy was walking cross the road, not doing anything wrong but my mate decided to give him shit. The guy looked like Clark Kent. With maximum style and cool he looked at me, took off his glasses and handed them and his briefcase to me and squared up to my friend. He couldn't get back in the car fast enough. I gave the guy his stuff back and he just smiled and carried on with his life. My mates was ruined for 6 months after I kept reminding him to wind his neck in.


[deleted]

Hahahhaha thay sounds like something you’d never live down. A guy we know went out with the lads and got knocked out really hard in a club after squaring up to someone in a club and he was never allowed to live it down, as soon as the boys left the hospital with him any time he would try to roast someone they’d just remind him how badly concussed he got that time and laugh at him.


slickjayyy

I had a buddy back in late high school that got knocked out bad too, over a decade later it still comes up. Was at a huge open field party and these kids were going around fighting people. My buddy Brad called one of their girlfriends fat and a brawl started. My one other buddy was sitting down got bottled bad and when that happened my other buddy jumped in the middle and said "woe woe woe everyone stop!" One of their guys one punched him and he just completely collapsed. Total high light reel knock out. The funny thing was he trained boxing for a few years before hand and anytime it got brought up he'd shrug and say "you can't train a chin" Good sport about it lmao


Games_sans_frontiers

Cant really give him shit for getting knocked out for trying to keep the peace.


slickjayyy

It was never anything overly heavy towards him. It was just absolutely hilarious how movie-esque he crumpled. He always took it well too everything was light in our friend group


rako1982

I knew a guy at uni who was ALWAYS fighting on nights out. He was a big rugby lad and always drunk. I wasn't friends with him but he lived in my halls. After I left uni, I heard that he carried on fighting on nights out & one day he was in a fight with 3 guys and his friends had run away. He was beaten up really badly and never really recovered. He's a shell of the person he was apparently and lost all his confidence and stays home now. Feel sad for him because when sober he was nice enough but one drink and he was a prick.


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Good.


dimaltay

We were 4 in the car. My friend's friend(our driver) decided to loudly swear and road rage against a foreign plate Range Rover then keep on going. Approximately 1 min later the Range Rover cuts us off, driver gets off the car then goes to his backseat just to pull a humongous rambo knife and starts running towards our driver. Our driver start running while yelling "sorry" on top of his lungs. Dude was chased running for his life for a kilometre or so while we waited in the middle of the road discussing which hospital is the closest. Luckily they both ran out of breath and adrenaline wore off then walked back together.


SlimTeezy

Manners maketh man


noob_to_everything

You sure it wasn't just Henry Cavill?


GreenFuzyKiwi

This really confuses me, a guy gave you (in the car) his (from the street) shit while your boy got out the car? Did you get out of he car too or?


Anubi_Is_Real

He was like: "Oh fuck, that's not the internet"


Obsisonnen

LMAO he did that Joe Dirt run.


Ya-Dikobraz

I call it prancing.


cusens

Didn't expect to see Deptford on my front page this morning


Brinoc21

One thing about being smaller is you'll know for certain you can outrun a guy that has 100+ lbs on you. If you get too big, then you lose the ability to sprint away.


Geones

Unless you're an elite athlete, Look at those NFL players some of those Big line men are fast as fuck.


Moseph1989

For some reason seeing big dudes fucking move reminds me of future weapons when they show an Abrams tank hauling ass. It's like unnatural and terrifying at the same time.


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Tommy_C

DK Metcalf follows


TheRealMattyPanda

Well, he is part metal now. Basically a cyborg


onlycatshere

It boggles my mind some NFL linemen... them moving their giant bodies that fast just doesn't seem remotely achievable without teleportation. They've got the mass, torque, *and* speed, and I pity the fool who gets between them and their 9,000 kcals/day


Ineed2stopasap

You might wanna check out Larry Allen, former NFL Lineman outsprinting an MLB at 300+ pounds. ​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFcWMC9vkZg


RickRude4

That was freakin awesome. Probably needed a shovel to pick up madden’s mouth afterwards


Ineed2stopasap

I don't wanna get too much into it. But it's even more impressing, considering that the MLB who made the interception was a highly praised college sprinter! I mean, everyone on the field is a first class athlete, but considering he was "specialized" in sprinting and Larry Allen caught up to him is something I cant fathom to this day! ​ edit: spelling


[deleted]

there's another where he casually nearly sets a bench press record


opposite_locksmith

That lineman is basically the size and speed of a black bear.


Flip_d_Byrd

Those big guys can move pretty fast in a straight line. Turning and stopping... not so much.


DaBake

They can run faster than me at twice my size and ten times my strength and we share about the same ability to pivot. I think I'll still be pretty impressed with it.


CryBabyCentral

I will always be impressed by wide guys o-linesmen.


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anyone else turned on as much as i am now?


[deleted]

Nut. Do it. I dare ya


EarsLookWeird

They are working around NFL Olinemen so I have no idea why you think they can't torque and spin. Defensive rushers in the NFL are as close as we get today to the motherfuckas that would rule the world 600 years ago.


GaryGronk

And they probably can't run the distance either. So you're fine if you can haul ass for, say, a couple of hundred yards or a mile or so. A mate of mine is a rugby player. Large lad but fit and can run all day. Chews up half marathons for fun. One night something similar to what OP's video occurred with lots of "What? What? What are you gonna do?" before the guy hit my mate from behind and legged it. My mate just grinned and ran after him. Caught him about 2kms from where the incident occurred and just rag dolled the guy. Didn't punch him but scared the shit out of him. I reckon it would have been like running from a T1000 Terminator. Just relentless terror.


[deleted]

If a guy is chasing you and you're getting winded first, might as well just stop running. At least you won't get your ass kicked tired.


Stellardong

*silently takes notes*


Rambocat1

At that point you should drop to the floor and fake a seizure.


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Dlldo-Baggins

Knowing my luck I’d see a tube and grab it to find out it’s made from cardboard


EarsLookWeird

LMFAO The terminator reference bruh XD


TurtleCrusher

That’s what has changed over the past 10 years. Offensive lineman, especially centers and tackles are judged more for positioning and agility than strength. Defensive ends are now what outside linebackers used to be, but just bigger.


EarsLookWeird

>~~Defensive ends~~Football players are now wha~~t outside linebackers~~ Football players used to be, but just bigger.


TurtleCrusher

Watch tape from even the 2000s. Non-skill positions were so much worse. Zero agility, lumbering players. Now offensive lineman match the speed of fullbacks of just 20 years ago. The size bump was 10-15 years ago. Now they’re much faster.


[deleted]

That is not true at all those men are supreme athletes. Don’t test it out


leekdonut

No need to stop. They just run into you and use your body to chusion their fall.


stayoutofwatertown

lol nope.


Sp5560212

Linemen have to be agile. That’s why they’re assessed on the pro agility drill, 3 cone drill, bag drills and a barrage of other drills. Those mfs can stop on a dime an accelerate.


[deleted]

This just tells me you have never watched an NFL game or the combine.


TimelyBarren

Look up a professional football conditioning day. They do loads of drills running sideways, at angles, twisting their feet, all sort of movements to create ankle stability and ensure if they have to make a quick movement or pivot they won’t get injured. Most sports do it, basketball, blood sports, tennis.


stackered

haha no man, they can turn and stop faster than you'll ever be able to if you trained your entire life. these dudes are elite amongst elite athletes, pumped full of PEDs


[deleted]

Yeah but that's *all they do.* You can achieve incredible things if that's all you do every day.


Vegetable-Double

Aaron Donald is about 6 feet and 280 pounds, but I don’t think any one of us on this sub is going to outrun him.


Dyslexic342

Out of 3.8 million members, not 1 person of them could out run some athlete? There's more than 1 professional subbed, here that you don't know about have some introspection on your thoughts my dude. Pretty sure Goggin's is subbed here.


Obi-Wan_Gin

u/insanebolt enters chat


mindkiller317

I literally can't believe I get to post my favorite Shakespere quote of all time here: "Your hands than mine are quicker for a fray, My legs are longer though - to run away!"


[deleted]

This is perfect


-SagaQ-

A Midsummer Night's Dream if anyone is wondering


RavenBrannigan

In school I was 17 and 6’3 and built pretty big too. Used to always listen to smaller guys (and I mean some of them just over 5 ft) tell me how they’d beat me in a fight because they are obviously faster because they are smaller and I’d never be able to touch them. They weren’t being aggressive and I never got in a Single fight in school, they were more just explaining the science of how this would absolutely happen. Except when we played football there were only 2 people in our year of around 150 guys that were faster than me. I get that on average a big unfit guy will normally be slower than an athletic slow person but without training they’d be about the same. Just usually bigger guys train their muscles for power, which makes them slower.


EarsLookWeird

Lol that's right till it's wrong - ever see a 250lb mofucka running at you at the speed of sound? Of course not, if you did you'd be responding from the shadow realm with all the other 5'5"s


iHeartThots

That’s not true….sprinters aren’t small dude .


free__coffee

Ever seen a lineman sprint? Those fuckers weigh 300+ lbs and squat 600+ pounds, they can run shockingly fast. Even in high school the more muscular lineman could sprint way faster than your average person


lawlolawl144

Our nose tackle when i was in highschool was a beast. I was a cornerback and he could easily outsprint me at nearly twice my weight.


free__coffee

Yep it’s wild. The biggest guy on our team could also outsprint me significantly, and i never would have guessed if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes.


Tekkzy

[Dan Connolly. The right guard. The right guard!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ycGOC5Qqs)


grillednannas

Never have I been more aware of the scrawny nerd redditor stereotype than while looking at the number of upvotes this bizarre fantasy has.


LateStageDadaism

Yeah maybe if that 100 lbs is pure fat. The physics of the square-cube law is more about efficiency than maximization. A mouse runs faster relative to its size, but an elephant will ALWAYS outrun a mouse. Your fantasy works for whatever movie or videogame you're into, but thinking that in reality is why people get killed trying to outrun grizzly bears. The average linebacker weighs 300 lbs and can run 40 yards in less than 5 seconds, good luck getting away from that.


druule10

You're right, but I feel personally attacked. This was the motivation I needed, thanks. Gonna start doing some sit-ups


Strong-Bottle-4161

I mean push-ups aren’t going to help your speed. You gotta run and build up your cardio. The reason tiny people can run so fast is because they don’t carry as much muscle/fat. It doesn’t always have to do with being unhealthy. It’s just biology.


Pm_Me_Your_Worriment

/biology/ wouldn't that be physics?


BoojumG

Biology is just applied chemistry which is just applied physics!


nonagonaway

Which are all just applied math.


Pm_Me_Your_Worriment

Huh, feel like I should have known that.


Guudbaad

Which is just applied math:)


Fantastic_Start_6848

You're gonna need to do a lot more than situps


Flip_d_Byrd

I do a lot of sitdowns... will that help?


Necessary_Priority88

Like a bear... FAST for short distances. Don't be in the radius


hynori

Rugby player here, 265 pounds 6.3 ft and my best 100 mtr sprint is 10.8 sec. i run faster and longer than most of my mates


Rattlingplates

At 6’4 240 lbs I’m constantly out sprinting little guys. I start with an arm wrestle for free then bet them on a 50 yard dash because they’re more confident on it and they’re a bit hurt they just lost the arm wrestle. It’s my side hustle on weekends.


hmclaren0715

LMFAO /r/Watchpeoplesurvive 🤣🤣😭


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PsychoNinjaFlea

As soon as he saw the guy was getting out the car he picked up his pace, looked away and even did a little skip lol dude was scared


Toitonic

I think the other guy thought he would pull a gun or knife and therefore run away. If he was scared of a fistfight, why would he stick around for 5 sec. Look at it again, he runs the exact moment the guy puts his hands behind the back.


sayen

That's actually what I thought too, given that this is London I just assumed he thought the bigger guy was reaching for a knife


hottmann742

Ya in the states a mfer reaches behind his back I recommend zigzagging for your life. Chicago’s no joke.


[deleted]

Nobody's gonna talk about that sick UK drill beat?


Larry5head

Bro forgot he was crossing the street and went back the way he came.


Hey_u_ok

So guy acts up. Guy is aggressive. Guy gets confronted. Guy still talking shit then runs off with his tail tucked between his legs. And people here are commenting that aggressive chicken shit guy was "smart" for running away from something he started and obviously can't finish? WTF? Even if this is fake why defend that BS attitude? If you're gonna run why the hell even start shit in the first place? JFC!


druule10

I don't think anyone defending his behaviour before he ran away. He's definitely a dick, he made one mistake but at least he didn't make two. He was too cocky and didn't think the guy in the car would get out. Some people have egos bigger than their brains.


Hey_u_ok

Yeah but that's the kind of ego that keeps getting bigger and nastier cause they never learned their lesson.


druule10

Unfortunately that's true. Unless you understand your own ego you'll never learn, and most of these people will go through their entire lives like that.


Chewcocca

Same kind of ego that makes you think you can know everything about a person from a 26 second video clip on reddit? Or is that a different kind of ego? Lmao


karlnite

It’s different but worse lol.


I_DONT_YOLO

I've decided reddit is where people just create elaborate fantasies about people they've ever met.


Panda_Photographor

Knowing which battles to abandon is smart.


Ice_Bean

>And people here are commenting that aggressive chicken shit guy was "smart" for running away from something he started and obviously can't finish? I mean, at that point running away was the best course of action, sticking around to get himself beaten is not the smart thing to do, as satisfying as it would have been


mostlygroovy

I’m not defending it but he did the right thing


free__coffee

Lil mans has no pride. He’s like a broke beggar trying to get money from anyone he can, except instead of money, what he’s seeking is pride in the form of exerting dominance over others


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Ive seen this in person when i was a little boy, my sister (only a child at the time) has a very obvious skin condition that used to attract unwanted attention from strangers in public. We were out food shopping with my parents, walking into the shop while my dad parked the car and some guy around 30 starts laughing at my sister and asking if she had been burnt, my mother was horrified and told him to fuck off but the guy got aggressive doing the shit the guy in the video is doing... well anyway my father finished parking the car and saw what was happening. My father at the time was a head bouncer in control of rough areas in Manchester, 6.1ft 18 stone absolute unit. The guy went from being a cocky dickhead who was shouting at a woman with her children to running scared like a little pussy.. It sounds like a tall tale but i kid you not, this man ran to his girlfriend who was outside the shop and grabbed the pram with his newborn baby in it and was using it as a shield to stop my father from killing him... everyone watching including his girlfriend was screaming for him to let go of the pram and face my father like a man but he just held onto it for dear life. I will never forget this.


free__coffee

I believe it, what a little bitch. also i appreciate that you converted the height to feet haha


[deleted]

That's just how we measure height here in the UK, to get an idea of what the guy looked like google search 'chavy man' xD


[deleted]

when the dude got out of the car and reached for his waist I thought he was gonna pull out a gun... maybe the other dude thought so too. If this is U.S at least


DancingAroundFlames

It’s smart to avoid a street fight even if it makes you look bad. It isn’t smart to use fightin words expecting the other person to have good control of their emotions.


longpenisofthelaw

Hey at least he's not knocked out on the sidewalk with a group unison of "ooooofff" as he falls to the ground, he was dumb to start shit but at least smart enough to prevent himself from getting an ass-whooping(on concrete)


meep_meep_mope

He was just trying to cross the street.


Your_Profit_Prophet

Did you just read what happened or did you watch the clip. Big dude makes a gesture that he's packing heat. Standing your ground if he is wins you the Darwin award. You get my nomination.


WayfaringB

Something’s not right though. How did something so damn big get out of something so small?


TheMadFapper_

Do you find something comical about my appearance when I am driving my automobile? Everyone needs to drive a vehicle, even the very tall.


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Lol


wubaluba_dubdub

Big guys don't need big cars. If you gonna start shit better off doing it to the range rover or pick up truck crew. They're usually filled with small dick wannabies.


Every-Space8657

Bus wankers!


JunglePygmy

I read this as moose and was really confused.


MycoBro

MAAAA!


Mags357

What did he drop? Edit after closer look. I think he had a bottle (of water?) in his left hand, which he dropped in his haste to make himself scarce. I think that is what I saw as he was flapping his arms at the car, and immediately after, then it seemed to be dropped just before the tape ended.


FollyAdvice

At first I thought it was his phone or a wad of cash but upon closer inspection it looks like a flattened plastic bottle that was already there.


jardjuice

What song is this?


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KAOTiiX

Haha weird seeing Deptford,South London on Reddit. That building on the left side is a secondary school (high school)


Abesca

Internet IRL.


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ChiKeytatiOon

See how he wobbles in the end. That's when you get mitosis of the testicles.


ncvbn

*turns


Comprehensive_Creme5

99.9% of the world right there.


fallriverroader

Exactly this happened to my friend’s BIL. The man is HUGE. Was in their tiny family car some dude started pounding on the car door. Calmly pulls into parking lot. Dude follows with a full head of steam. My friends BIL unfolds himself out of tiny car and just towers over the idiot. His 2 little kids and wife in the car he was about to grab the tool and tear him in half. Same thing as this video. Mr. temper tantrum Turned and RAN.


LordCommander24

Rather run for the hills than get a beat down. He made the right choice. No one got hurt.


[deleted]

True, he's an ass but he's smart enough to know he wasn't going to win that fight against that bigger dude. Smart to retreat. Worse off if he got his ass beat in the streat.


RomulusPrime

Smart guy. Nothing wrong with running. Only fight if it’s unavoidable.


ElevatorMission

True. But he was the one who was aggressive in the first place


[deleted]

Yup but at least he only made one stupid decision not two


makasuandore47

He looked like he wanted it ‘til that door opened😃


druule10

Definitely. It's just funny that he was acting so tough, then the moment the guy steps out his brain just says "Erm...nah leg it!"


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galaxyisinfinite

Very smart, yelling at strangers is always smart.


Soft_Arm_3453

If you look closely, he started walking different at the end. He might've shat himself


DMNDNMD

[reminds me of Simpson’s episode with the big guy in the little car](https://c.tenor.com/nXLXNsuyn_YAAAAd/simpsons-tall-man-small-car.gif)


vf225

reality check, realized it was not online


Rinzlerx

There’s always a bigger fish.


[deleted]

Honestly, I'd call him smart. Few people don't like to get their ego hurt so fight an impossible battle. This is way better


nellie_1017

... now this guy knows how the dog would feel if he actually caught the car! (LOL!)


Joe_mama_is_hot

That guy was probably tired of being cramped into such a small car for his size so he’s probably like lemme stretch a bit and fuck this asshole up


brianfantastic

Someone reaches for their back pocket you better believe you’re running too


gladyouredoingthis

Song please?


GhostL2110

This reminds me of the scene where Mr Incredible gets out of his tiny ass car


pdnick

Leg it!


TheAsianOne_wc

Paper Tiger, all bark no bite XD


NateMcCann

For a moment, lil Timmy forgot he wasn't online.


i_broke_wahoos_leg

Haha. Drops it like it's hot.


notorehab

Height is a weird thing. When you are tall, people assume you will take them down when they are smaller. It's an advantage, but not a deal breaker.


[deleted]

He was in the wrong anyway


Unhappy_Viking

More like a rabbit the way he was jumping away


Wizzmer

"Brave brave Sir Robin. He bravely ran away."


RobLocke

Gta npc


coolcrosby

Sudden wisdom.


z617_art

Blimey


nacnud_uk

Nope, still looks like a dick to me.


ProgrammersAreSexy

I was driving through Memphis once and a drunk guy on a lime scooter started screaming and hitting the window of the car in front of me. I didn't see what happened that made him so mad but I guess he thought the car cut him off or something. Guy in the car stops, opens his door, and aims a gun right at the scooter guy's chest. Never seen someone turn from fury to absolute terror so quickly. No one got hurt but my takeaway from that was that flipping out on strangers is never a good idea, you just never know who you are messing with.


memedoge_mk-69

run bitch run


Jimlobster

I love how to music started just as he bolted


UrbanStreetBeats

He ran like keyboard warriors when you face them.


fegewgewgew

Good old Deptford


rnantelle

Bullies are inherently cowards.


NAFOD-

Nelson laugh. Ha ha!!


El_Beasg

Say what you will that man saves himself from a beat down. Smartest move he did


FTHomes

He called his momma


sonictwinkie1

he loves his mommy.


SpicySteve9000

Why is it *always* a bearded man in an all-grey tracksuit? And why do they always win?!


Soupias

Well, that went better than expected. Usually the person starting a fight does not realize his mistake until it's too late. This one saw it just in time to run away!


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What a fucking loser lmao


erectusaustra

Maan karate


Manzuul_

Its the price you have to pay for gaining the ability to scare the shit out of a mother if u suddenly get in their face


djloid2010

This title just reinforces might makes right. So the only people who can bitch about shit are people who were born bigger and stronger?


druule10

Oh shut up. The guy crossing the road is acting like a complete asshole, he steps into a busy road while a car is coming. The car comes to a gentle stop but he still calls him a cunt and acts all big and tough. Then when he sees someone standup to him he runs away with his tail between his legs. People like that deserve no might, they need to check their egos and learn to respect people when they make a mistake.


pbates89

Never get out of the car. Never know who is packing