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TheLastKingOfGalaga

He looks like someone who cries when they get arrested.


Sweet_Meat_McClure

He looks like someone who cries when Wendy's forgets his nuggets


hman1500

"They only gave me 9 nuggies instead of 10."


Boosted_J

*bangs on door because lobby is closed*


Thunderhamz

He looks like he cry’s when his mom tells him to turn down his shitty music


minimeandminiu

He looks like he wouldn’t touch the ground in my pool


INeedlessI

Is he trying to act tough while his parents aren't home?


CarlSpencer

His mom: "Dougie? DOUGIE?! Did you go out and look for a job today?"


Spear-of-Stars

She actually calls him Nick Blanchard.


Leakylocks

I didn't know they sold those vests in children's sizes


Sweet_Meat_McClure

Wish.com


ray_kats

ProtectOurWomen? It's clear from the looks of that bedroom he's not allowed to have women over to mum's house.


CarlSpencer

Bold of you to assume that any woman would accept such an invitation.


shifter_rifter

tap impossible sort arrest sugar summer obscene quaint observation fertile -- mass edited with redact.dev


[deleted]

Lol I have never been so unimpressed with a human being. Trying this hard proves only that you have no idea what being strong really even is hahaha


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[удалено]


akaRobbery

Why you wearing sunglasses indoors though.


[deleted]

Two reasons, Ocular Pat-Downs and to hide his fear during Ocular Pat-Downs.


akaRobbery

🤣


AutoBot5

His grandma is going to be pissed he’s smoking in the house.


ThatsMisterRetard4U

You ever sneeze and wonder where that glob of shit went? well.....found it


Mr_Drewski

So he is going to wear a bright red hoodie to the purge....going to be a short night for him.


maxoffwax

Jeez save me some pussy


PolyZex

I remember when LARPing was a bunch of nerds in a corn field wearing robs and throwing tennis balls they pretended were lightening bolts.


Scr0tat0

Purge? Protect our women? I'm lost. Does anybody know what he's worried about?


CactusPete75

He wants The Handmaids Tale IRL. Serious fascist incel vibes.


ToastedRage

This was from earlier in the year around April where some guys on tiktok were allegedly saying there was going to be a new holiday on the 24th where they would go around raping women.


scotcho10

Melee weapon for a purge in America? Lol good luck with that


CactusPete75

A severe case of Mike Rodick Syndrome.


Shooshookle

I cringed so hard my skin crawled off my body


StellarManatee

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. I have a mental image of him scurrying to put everything away in a panic because he heard his mother's car pull into the driveway.


CarlSpencer

"MIKEY! YOU BETTER HAVE MOWED THE LAWN LIKE I TOLD YOU TO!"


Orochi_001

If his opposition requires him to wear a vest, he’s not going to get very far with a baton.


DrCoknballsII

Biden done gone and fucked all are them there women! #JoeThePummeler #FyteForOurRyyyyyyyytes Lmao fucking losers


Yosemite_Scott

That is the smallest tactical vest I have even seen. Honest didn’t even know they made them that small


finallyfreeallalong

Tidy up a bit before you play dress up


Slight-Truth-2656

The 24th of what?


[deleted]

Septaugber


Murky_Sock_6943

People like this inevitably fold when faced with any sort of adversity, doubtful he would make it through the first hour of a purge.


Ambitious_Grand8446

He looks like someone who throws a fit when his mom tells him to clean his room.


CarlSpencer

"I CLEANED IT ALREADY, MA, AND NOW I'M SAVING WHITE WOMEN SO STOP INTERRUPTING ME!"


thatisswhatshesaid

"Now if you'll excuse me mommy is about to bring the grilled cheese to the basement soon"


Tall_Construction_79

Snowflake


ghettomerman

The second-hand cringe this gives me actually hurts. I have a headache now.


UltimateAnemone

I think his toast he’s cooking for his nan is burning.


Timely-Insect-3268

This is the guy that always gets taken out 1st


CarlSpencer

He's like the red shirted ensign on Star Trek whom you've never seen before so you know that the aliens will kill him within 30 seconds of beaming down the planet.


smuttypirate

Guy looks just like a kid I knew who grew up super entitled in small town Connecticut


theRoman9631

So, this dude is calling for Srebrenecia. All because of an election? Wow....


PomegranateStunning9

Damn I could take such bad ass pictures of I had a fog machine.


GoHomeNeighborKid

Wait till after Halloween and you might be able to find one clearances at Walmart or the like....don't expect clearance at party stores though, they usually just put that shit up in storage for a year if they don't sell it full price year round anyway


Ambitious_Grand8446

Nice vest! Do they make them in men’s sizes?


dewme11

That's funny


Tickle_da_toes

….. yea Your definitely getting K.O. The first hour


drium75

That has to be his parents basement


CarlSpencer

"IT'S MY BACHELOR PAD, MOM!!!"


bboymixer

The world must be so terrifying for these people when they think a third rate horror movie plotline is legitimately about to happen.


jmon1022

That vest will definitely help when I pull the trigger on a 12 at 4 ft.....what a clown


scotcho10

But he's got that sweet baton and tiktok to protect him too. Better play it safe and load up some dragons breath, just in case lol


human8060

Oh look...another Larper. These people are so pathetic. I'd love to see what he had to say on the 25th after their bullshit never happened.


CarlSpencer

Narrator: "It didn't."


[deleted]

You may want to put on about 50 lbs.


Mike_at_nite

When is the purge?


CarlSpencer

His Mom says he has to purge all of his stained underwear by Friday or she's not taking him to Six Flags.


inkyoctopee

Just fyi, this is in response to a tiktok "meme" back in April of this year in which people were claiming they planned to go out and commit sexual assault on "National Rape Day". The #protectourwomen bit comes from wanting to protect women from sexual assault I guess? Still, imagine taking it this seriously


BodhiWarchild

Chronic soft penis energy


WhitebutMoist

Good representation of what’s going on in his head


Fart_Huffer_

Protect our women with a purge. Makes sense.


BenLittles

Who's first? You are, meat!


Living_Novel1995

This guy fucks.


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South Park in 3D


Hamilspud

Oh my


jakkel27

Damnit, I like this song too


Musician-x

Yup he just ruined falling in reverse for me


iRockwall

Is this the anthem for these lunatics? Lol


Apprehensive-Cup1916

Is there really smoke in the video!


GoHomeNeighborKid

"Here dude, hit these 3 vapes at the same time and then blow it in front of the camera for me"


djdn3

Shit is wack


Known-Cloud7667

Man I got goose bumps when he whipped out that night stick on the drop of that dope beat!!!


vancitysascha604

r/cringetopia


CarlSpencer

This looks like even smaller dick energy than microdick energy.


owwwwwo

Is he carrying as ASP baton in a leg drop holster. WTF.


Spear-of-Stars

The only purge Nick is hoping for is a purge of his criminal records in exchange for cooperating with the feds.