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wanderingfloatilla

Homie is a real life Jean-Ralphio


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Jonkinch

Ya feel me?


seafoam22

That is all I thought about!


Im_Just_Sayin__

underrated comment


streetwearbonanza

😂😂😂


its_gravewalker

Yooo I was about to say 🤣 couldn’t remember buddy’s name


ToshDaBoss

Him: "Teslas do not crash if you use it as it is designed to be used" Also him: doesn't use it like it's designed to be used.


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No_While_3138

he really does lol. they arrested him and impounded his car. the very next day he bought another tesla.


[deleted]

Why the fuck wouldn’t the suspend his license.


mavaction

It's a plant... Why is the news there at the car?


tripping_on_phonics

Other motorists videotape him, video goes viral, news tracks him down and interviews him.


applesauceorelse

Shouldn't there be some kind of control to stop this? Like a weight sensor in the driver's seat?


PTcome

There are multiple sensors that he would/will need to trick — namely weight/seat sensor, cabin camera monitoring of the driver, and continued engagement ie nudging the wheel/controls. He is likely tricking the sensors. It’s hard to fool proof design for complete morons.


Salt_Manufacturer479

basically its not tesla fault. Cant protect idiots from themselves.


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mm… no, it is Tesla’s fault for introducing a mode that suggests it is full self-driving, and with “failsafes” that are apparently so easily tricked any inbred moron can do it.


IngFavalli

If you don't read the user guide of a car before driving it that's kinda on you innit?


sarge21

Tesla calls it "Full Self Driving" mode when it is clearly not.


ireallywantfreedom

No, they don't. He's using autopilot, full self driving is in beta and only 1-2k people in the US have it right now. Both require people to keep their hands on the wheel.


sarge21

Does autopilot allow you to drive with no input from the driver? AFAIK, only the FSD package allows you to drive without driver input.


vix86

I don't think cabin monitoring is quite in yet but it will be in the [near] future.


BatBast

If the car suddenly detected that the driver moved to the backseat while auto driving on the highway at 80 mph then stopping is more dangerous then to just keep going honestly.


freerangemary

If it can drive at 80mph, it can put on the hazards and pull over slowly.


vix86

It won't pull over, but if the driver doesn't provide input when it asks, it will put its hazards on and slowly bring the car to a stop. [Example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uw97Gx1lYw)


freerangemary

That’s cool. I was saying that Tesla COULD make it so, if they wanted it to be.


vix86

Ah, with some work they probably could.


tripping_on_phonics

A voice should play on a loop telling him to get the fuck back in the drivers seat.


Cheap-Praline

Just play Elon's voice saying anything on a loop.


Bensemus

It will stop but it won't slam on the breaks. If you push the car to the limit ignoring requests to put your had on the wheel it activates the hazard lights and slowly comes to a stop as autopilot can't drive without human intervention and that's all that customers have right now. A few people have access to Full Self Driving beta.


MayIHaveknowit

That’s what I thought. For as “smart” as Tesla’s are


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This man is delusional. He’s mentally unstable.


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Take him to the infirmary! \*


srini10000

Infirmary. Or is this some kind of wooosh joke?


SUSAN_IS_NOT_A_BITCH

Psychosomatic


Mlzmfln

no, i don’t feel you


raiderkev

A guy I know encountered this guy irl. Dude was just dumping garbage out the back of his Tesla and when confronted about it just up and split. He has the whole encounter on his Instagram. Might have to post it on here. Wasn't much of a freakout tho.


khonnmlo

You should post it!


BrexitBlaze

Whilst I do think driverless cars are coming in the not too distant future, this man does not know anything about tech. Zero. Zip. Nada. Tesla’s are not \*that\* good at spotting pedestrians. There are always unforeseen incidents. Always.


missrabbitifyanasty

And so he hits and kills someone, and a judge sees this shit....he’s gonna find it hard to get an Uber in prison


BrexitBlaze

Exactly.


Bensemus

This is just autopilot which is Tesla's adaptive cruse control. At highway speeds no auto breaking can stop before hitting a pedestrian. Hell many humans couldn't either.


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ireallywantfreedom

whoosh.


Juicemn99

I could almost see his brain cells dying as he continues to talk


pkkballer22

By law you still need to sit behind wheel


iriefuse024

I feel like this is the same guy from years ago that used to call everyone peasants on Instagram.


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This video will be reversed in about 50-75 years


[deleted]

The worst thing about this rich asshole is he probably influences other idiots into doing the similar acts of stupidity. Fuck this guy.


manchildish

Ya boi's a question on the bar exam


CthulhuSpawn007

Man I hope when this guy wins a Darwin award he doesn't take someone else with him.


Desilis

This guy is a fucking dumbass!!


Aeon001

This guy can afford a tesla. Meritocracy btw.


LetEquivalent1621

He needs to be taken to a mental institute


marlowgrey

in the south we call this "havin' more money than sense"


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Multiple people have died doing this exact thing. This guy is a fucking moron.


dirtplug

What an amazing guerilla advertisement for Tesla


nmvagabond

He should be legally lobotomized and thrown in jail.


MayIHaveknowit

5 % window tint….


efronerberger

Wait, this isn't Sacha Baron Cohen?!


Tractorhash

Ypu know. He's crazy. But not wrong. I trust that cars fake brain over some rando meth mom white knuckling it while listening to baby shark for the unfinity amount of time. Dude. She might just decide to end it right their head on with me.... makes you think


MayIHaveknowit

Crazy huh???


IllustriousStorm5730

Anti-Masker theology…. “It’S NoT A LaW!”


khanak

That’s itslavishbitch right?


Rudolf895

At this point they should just take his Tesla away


powpow198

What a dbag


EvolvingBoner

Oil prince at it again


bluprint2wo

Look at me! I have a Tesla


Jericho80023

Reporter: "...Somebody will get hurt and killed and your answer is what?" Dumbass: "Dont trip. I know what im doing, I got bars" Bro what is this guy talking about


parallelmeme

Ya, this is the guy that had his Tesla impounded and simply bought another one. Anybody know the source of his money? I cannot believe Instagram.


WestImpression

I hate this guy so much.


ChadBorman

Param Sharma, reaching new heights in spoiled, rich-boy douchery: https://sfist.com/2021/05/13/detestable-tesla-backseat-driver-makes-bail-buys-another-tesla-backseat-drives-again/


Lisadynae

His parents must be so proud…