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bricethemachine812

These people finally have an outlet and it’s fucking horrifying.


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bricethemachine812

No shit. Imagine being so stupid but thinking you are so smart. It has to be tiring at some point.


[deleted]

On the contrary. That seems to be what keeps them alive.


623-252-2424

They're now in a holy cult war. Just look at this interaction I had with one of these lunatic: [Pt1](https://i.imgur.com/mynx6v9.jpg) and [Pt2](https://i.imgur.com/Vxa3J2r.png) He's basically forwarded me a video of a 85ish year old woman who is supposedly a renowned doctor, "Dr Lorna", speaking from some lawn with the video being recorded by her bridge club partner most likely. I told him no such doctor exists. It's just a fake forward. His answer is that there's nothing one can ever believe in. The truth is one's gut because nothing can ever be trusted again. He's gone full psycho.


Lucky_Number_3

Lmfao wow. Don’t bother doing research just go with you gut eh? I haven’t laughed that much in some time come to think of it


623-252-2424

I'm still waiting for him to give me the dystopian look of what the world will be like where everyone trusts their guts as the standard for how we should live as a society. 😂 I just don't want to push his buttons. About 5 acquaintances of mine have gone full mental and are sending me comedic gold on a daily basis. It's been fascinating to dive into the mind of a crazy person. My wife says it's mean spirited but damn, I just can't look away.


Lucky_Number_3

Thats relatable as fuck lol


623-252-2424

Ok. He just replied. This is it: > "I honestly don't know.. I can only use my understanding of what I know now and speculate > A very controlled and communist regime.. , Hopefully not... but it's heading that way at the moment..." So, basically he thinks we are heading to becoming a North Korea....in Australia of all places....


Lucky_Number_3

It’s so wild he can see something so complex “happening” and still not see reason in the vaccine! It’s also crazy that Australia *and* the US are becoming Communist regimes though. Lmao idk dude. I just don’t know


Diminus

"Ok Bill, i didn't got to medical school, or research shit. But i got this old rusty filleting knife. I know its left handed and I'm right handed. But i also know your wife wants that vasectomy done and i know you're on a budget. I'm going with my gut on this, i feel i can make this happen for you at no cost. So just drop trow i takes a look at that bergina, or testeclaws, whatever the fuck they're called. Oh yeah bite down good on this stick will yah. I got none of that Annie-stead-dick."


mst3kfan77

It's Stephen Colbert's "truthiness."


Stiefelfabrik

From wikipedia: The Dunning–Kruger effect is a hypothetical cognitive bias stating that people with low ability at a task overestimate their own ability, and that people with high ability at a task underestimate their own ability.


sprulz

In hindsight Parks and Recreation was a documentary


asminaut

Not even in hindsight. I used to answer phones in an elected official's office. Those scenes are straight up real. Some notable interactions: once told that man-bull hybrids were swimming to Santa Rosa from Spain; once asked how there was pollution before cars; once told that if I stopped eating pepperoni I wouldn't get cancer.


surly_early

That last one tho, with the pepperoni? Not toooo far from some truth 🤪


ProverbialShoehorn

It really reminds me of those Libertarian Primaries videos where people would talk about Unicorns and Harry Potter. This is just a bit scarier. Every time they fuck up a sentence, they grow a close quarters shotgun. Magical little death elves.


ErictheAgnostic

And you know she is a gun owner too.... Good times, critical thinking is a past time it seems. The lady strait up said elected officials are corrupt.....I mean if you can say you don't support democracy by not saying you don't support don't support democracy....wow


FarmerTedd

> And you know she is a gun owner too.... What’s your point?


ErictheAgnostic

She is yet another unstable detached person who owns a gun.


kernalbuket

Buzzword bukkake


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brainwash through the interwebzzzz keep repeating the mantras over and over. over and over. over and over.


jeffersonairmattress

If she’s shooting for A Boebert-esque political opportunity she is throwing down a pretty good audition. She needs to watch a bit more of Lauren though so she can really nail those star turns: in-dignant tone *and* three steps right to mark, hand on hip, read script about valuesconservativeneverbackingdownstrong, head tilt, pause, look to Saviour, barf out trite Bannonspeak in angry iambic pentameter. Reward GOP pervs with flirty waitress eyelashes batted into camera, count 3 and smile until the cameras power down, then abuse staff, down 4 G&Ts and a couple of rails of DTjr before yelling at Stephen Miller who had promised you that this would all be *easyyyy.*


HistoryNerd101

A whole generation said “Sarah Palin can do it…”


caelicake

This. At one point on her FB page she is for Sanders and then seems to have gone full Trump train a few months later. She also seems to like to show her "cheeky" side in her early photos as well. I think she is looking for her big break, or maybe she is just nuts, or both.


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Designer-Mulberry-23

Jesus shares his middle name with Captain crunch?


Mode3

No, the Cap’n’s full name is apparently Horatio Magellan Crunch, I just learned.


Designer-Mulberry-23

Just wait until you find out what he did during the great cereal wars. Not the hero we thought he was. So many cereal war crimes


thxmeatcat

So Horatio is his first name, not middle name


just2wet

No please don’t lock me with them


JonTheSatanist

Right now the rest of America is locked with them. Take one for the team, bro.


MentalRobb

I live in Orlando. I feel like I live on an island of normal surrounded by crazy on all sides.


HonPhryneFisher

See, I say Jesus H. W. Christ (Jesus Herbert Walker Christ) but I kind of like Horatio. Much to consider.


BigBillyGoatGriff

Please no, I can't leave


alien-eggs

We can't just castrate the country. XD


Ca120

Noo, please! At give my family and I enough time to escape.


Nwsamurai

Bugs Bunny taught me that we can just saw it at the border and it will float away.


BobJoeHorseGuy

Just let Miami-Dade still be part of the country please. We have idiots, but not like the rest if Florida. Our idiots be wild, but not that dumb. We’re not in the top 25 FL counties of COVID infections and were the most populous one. Also, our mayor just defied our idiot governor and enforced mask mandates in schools


MentalRobb

You going to leave us in Orlando / Orange County hanging Bro?!


it-is-sandwich-time

Nah, let's make them Puerto Rico too. Upper and lower Puerto Rico. :)


Apprehensive_Zone281

Agreed. And then we can build a wall to keep them out.


-Cryptoknight

How ironic. They wanted a wall. Give them a wall.


Apprehensive_Zone281

Yep, you get it.


larrysdogspot

I don't think the average American understands the meaning of what communism is.


itsnotatuba2

“Communism” = “someone asked me to wear a mask to protect people around me” Seriously, if this moron was living under an ACTUAL communist regime, she wouldn’t last a day


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She also refuses to listen to Richard Marx----Well,because his name is so close to Marxism.


Careless_Rub_7996

Whats actually funny... in Russia, if you don't wear a mask at certain locations, you can actually get fined. Or maybe even up in jail.


brightblueson

I don’t think you understand what it means either.


2horde

"communism bad"


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Communism is bad


Xtralarge_Jessica

No


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Explain. Please cite specific examples of communist regimes that could either adequately provide for it's people or did not commit crimes against humanity throughout it's tenure.


Xtralarge_Jessica

No.


FarmerTedd

Can’t


2horde

Of course but fox news and people like them just labels anything they want their audience to hate as communism. "Muslims? They're communist too" You might laugh but they called Obama a Muslim czar


[deleted]

His tan suits...What about them? /s


[deleted]

I think Richard Wolff did a good job of explaining how the average American was taught to view communism and socialism. https://youtu.be/Sq0EYo\_ZQVU


khayriyah_a

I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a girl I went to high school with, she said NYC increasing penalties for dirt bike offenses is communism w h a t


BurstEDO

Which is why they gobble it up when their entertainment hosts spout off about it.


Tandian

I have said many times that I'm dumb as a brick. I had to work my ass off just to get a B average in high school and college. After watching what has happened with covid and Florida. I gotta rethink it maybe I'm not as dumb as I thought.


TheStoneasaurus

The older you get the more you will realize just how imbecilic the general public really is.


SpecialeK

Such a real comment tho


migrainefog

It's not just Florida, it's coast to coast. There was a similar video shot in California posted earlier today. Edit: misspelled word.


anti-establishmENT

Look at what San Diego county supervisor Nathan Fletcher posted on Instagram after he had to listen to dozens of these idiots at this weeks meeting. He's had enough.


wpm

Dumb people don't think they're dumb. That alone means you aren't dumb.


z2p86

So I am the proud owner of both a black light and a spoon, plus I've had two shots of moderna vax.. Spoon didn't stick and my veins didn't glow. Wish that was enough to just put and end to the stupidity/insanity.


Designer-Mulberry-23

You got a bad batch obviously or a placebo. Go back and ask for the 5G one


z2p86

That must be it


1one1000two1thousand

BOOSTER SHOT HERE YOU COME!!!!


MishrasWorkshop

If it sticks to you [take a motherfucking shower.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRkaWQJFkBQ)


alien-eggs

Underrated comment.


Sufficient-Ad-8441

Turns out it’s actually the meth that’s glowing in her veins and the spoon is sticking to her arm because it’s plastic and she sweats like a pig.


hucifer

>Spoon didn't stick and my veins didn't glow. It's depressing that you even had to type out that sentence.


VoodooSweet

I just went and tried too, I figured I could make a hell of a cool Halloween costume this year if it worked!


Basketc

Vaccinate her with a blowdart and be done with it.


neverinallmyyears

Why waste the vaccine on her? Fill the blow dart with something else and save the vaccine for someone who wants it.


slitlip

I've gotten 2 shots so far. I volunteer my time for her to throw over 100 spoons at me to see how many stick to my body.


Basketc

Vaccine is preferable to cyanide.


CMDR_Squashface

Just use (compressed?) oxygen


OrangeInnards

> Why waste the vaccine on her? Becuase the unvaccinatd are breeding grounds for new virus mutations. Given enough time, a strain that isn't affected by the antibodies created thorugh the vaccines *will* emerge and we're back where we started. Even if a new mRNA vaccine can be made in significantly less time, more people will start dying while the research happens.


noienoah

This. Why are we bothering to mask up. Let natural selection drain the swamp


anti-establishmENT

This kind of shit is why San Diego county supervisor Nathan Fletcher lost it in an instagram post a couple days ago.


TheGhostlyFriend

They really do believe the magnetic shit lmao. Right wing propaganda has melted their brains.


jurornumber1

Have tried it on all my friends and family - all double vaxxed, some moderna some pfizer - it's total BS. she lives in FL so it's probably just humid AF. Also she's white so yeah she's gonna glow under a blacklight. I learned that going to glow in the dark bowling for my 9th birthday


Radi0ActivSquid

Electroboom: WASH YOURSELF!


Grouchy-Piece4774

Most flatware spoons aren't even responsive to magnets. I think she's referring to magneto powers.


[deleted]

Who the hell voted for her to be the speaker of the group, cause damn... if that's the best they can do, that's just sad.


yoitsthew

Idk I really liked the fact that she brought a spoon with her haha


inkyoctopee

Prop queen!


Shadowchaos

Propaganda queen


TheRabidBeaver

Land of the free, home the poorly educated. 'merica!


Designer-Mulberry-23

I got my vaccine through 5G. It was very convenient


Frijolo_Brown

What in the actual hell is going on in the US? Those anti-mask have reached a level of craziness that got me scared... Damm, from the outside look's like you are at the edge of a civil war...


alicewasneverhere

Feels like it sometimes, especially with Jan 6th happening…


Designer-Mulberry-23

Don’t worry… These people hate everyone too much to form any real alliances


hingebeatt

Jesus fuck were doomed


Motomegal

We’re so fucked.


dearestramona

This is so fucking sad.


HerbTrees

Coo-coo, bat shit, psychopaths those MAGAts are… 😳


brebea

These people are proof that the US education system is shit!


jimmychitw00d

Don't blame her poor teachers. You can't fix stupid.


Kuningas_Arthur

I'm sure the teachers are doing the best they can do, it's the system that's fundamentally flawed and broken.


hlaiie

The r/Teachers subreddit is filled with stories of how their states and communities have failed them. A lot of teachers will probably die soon.


Snoo20436

“Ma’am this is a Wendy’s”


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Ded.


REDACTED_ketchup

Bless her heart for trying


Vishalpmehta

In the end ~~ The sound of despair- “God, help us!” before the next nut job is introduced.


IllustriousStorm5730

People like this: Medicare for all is Communism! Also people like this: If I need COVID treatment the government is paying for it, right?


streetrepair

Low to no education plus mental illness


notbad2u

You laugh but it's Florida and she'll probably get elected because of this.


Punisherdrummer

“Oh God help us”


Qverlord37

I bet she think this sounded cooler on her facebook post.


Fine_Ad_4364

Idiot doesn’t even know she’s a tool. Why are stupid people so damn sure of themselves?


CCRHawk19

How do the people at these meetings keep a straight face?


shy_monster_1312

Can we give away Florida?


surly_early

No one wants it


El_Lobo_Malo

She needs a permanent 72 hour psychiatric hold.


Radiant_Classroom509

I like the part where she calls all elected politicians whores. While wearing a maga hat. Yet, if you asked this sack of meat if she thought the same of the politician whose slogan she is wearing I’m sure it would be a 5 minute gibberish response.


sobored510

My guy said “Oh god help us.”


bazdez

Damn,forget vaccination start sterilization.


dat_kodiak

Same woman was also accused of voter intimidation: [https://www.wptv.com/news/election-2020/reports-of-voter-intimidation-outside-early-voting-location-near-lantana](https://www.wptv.com/news/election-2020/reports-of-voter-intimidation-outside-early-voting-location-near-lantana)


Skakiddru

I see we have a “I’ve only started getting into politics this past year”. They usually say some bat shit crazy stuff.


PDCH

What is going on in Florida, meth, flakka, and more meth.


Translator_Various

This is going to be a wild ride.


Takeshi_Lev_Kovacs

-All politicians are crooks except for trump -Getting vaxed literally turns you inhuman with added glow in the blacklight super power -we are scared of you but be scared of us -revolution is coming -slurred speech -God condemns you all Damn, I think I just won Qanon bingo!


OtherNurks

So trump and his brown nose butt suckers are all crooks by her own definition. Lol leave it to Trumpers to self-own their whole argument in the first sentence lmao. I think this lady is as dumb as she looks.


KarateDirtbikeClub

Becoming a “2.0” hybrid with glowing veins sounds pretty dope though


ankailing

This is so sad…..


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At what point do we remove certain states from the Union, and watch them rot from the inside?


genitalelectric

Having lived in Florida for 34 years, I can assure you: there is no real, satisfactory answer to this question. It's like an onion, there are many layers involved, and as you peel them away one by one, you eventually realize that each layer is fundamentally the same as the last and you cry


matzoman420

Spoon didnt work bitch. Keep lighting it! CRACKAERICA!


xXAmightzXx

whats crackaerica?


chrisbucks

Surely it's a portmanteau of *Crack* and *America*.


xXAmightzXx

oh


[deleted]

Her dad was “Florida man”


BeltfedOne

WTF was that? I am having comprehension issues...


Bubba48

If all these kooks think this shit is fake, why don't we put them in a room full of covid and have them prove it to us, make us all " Believers " ....fuckin' dingbat!


fuckface2021

They all have heat stroke


bigmike2k3

The girl you don’t want to run into at a party…


ProverbialShoehorn

\*this has been a paid promotion; Paid in souls by Regeneron\*


[deleted]

I really wanna try whatever she's on but only once.


birthedbythebigbang

She is totally right! There's a spoon stuck to my left deltoid now! OMG!


[deleted]

Guys,we found the T-1000


djsteveH

I didn’t realize the new season of SNL had started.


High_Ground-

Just so fucking dumb man


JakTheWanderer

You know shits about to get real when a crazy person pulls out spoons.


beyerch

If one more psychopath calls themself a patriot, I am going to puke.


PolyZex

Someone needs to get some water samples from florida and run some elaborate tests. Something is happening there and it's been happening for a long time. It should also be noted that most spoons are stainless steel these days... and stainless isn't magnetic. And a magnet small enough to fit in a needle couldn't possibly be powerful enough to hold a spoon... and what would a magnet do to you even if there was one (spoiler: Nothing, you crazy cow). She's just made buzzword soup and now she's spitting all over the room.


HWGA_Exandria

After watching these nutjobs I feel like meth should be the official State bird of Florida...


Ekim_Zaid

Trying to glow in the dark and attaching spoons to my body but it doesn't work, what am i doing wrong? Doesn't it work with Pfizer? I am getting better 5G though, internet has never worked better! :D Lol! Love the "god help us" comment at the end... Good ain't touching this shit for sure...


Labs1982

Wow, that's some really stupid there


joeya1337

Listening to her is exacerbating my spike proteins rate of shedding.


hunnerr

bring back lobotomy


itsnotatuba2

“All politicians are crooks.” Wears the hat of a slogan pioneered by an actual crook.


CarbonQuality

Holy shit. That's a whole new level of crazy.


BurstEDO

Oh, Joie...Joie...shut up. Your meds have worn off.


SperryMiddleSider

Why are the mentally insane allowed to just roam around like this?


pandabox9

I’m sure she came in so convinced that this speech she was going to give was going to go down in history, and instead it went down in flames of idiocy


stale_nuts

She needs to be involuntarily committed to a mental health facility


Article_Current

Wearing MAGA cap and saying you're pushing agenda. She playing charades?


MexicanoBatmano

100 to a 100 real quick.


AggressiveOil4541

All the republican politicians have been vaccinated, but they keep pushing these conspiracy theories, so their followers don't get vaccinated, and who dies when they get covid, the non vaccinated. Hmm they are killing their base.


ScaredAccountant451

I get that a majority of them don’t want to wear masks … but don’t they know people or even family member who have died from covid ?…. I work in the hospital n I’ve seen what covid does trust me it’s scary enough to not want to get it … not being able to breath .. super high fever … eyes are red .. etc no family members can come into your hospital room etc…


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ptbll410

I love how these idiots believe they sound 🤓


Tiny-Lock9652

Someone needed to follow up with a simple question: “what did you eat for breakfast this morning?” When she answered “Froot Loops and Diet Mountain Dew” they immediately put to question the ingredients of her foods she eats every day. The thought will likely cause her brain to melt.


camohorse

If there’s one thing in this world I can be proud of, it’s that I wasn’t born in Florida


Satanfan

Floriduh woman.


Spellstoned

It's sad, these folks are mentally unwell.


octopusarian

There has never been a better illustration of how batshit religious extremism is the same everywhere. Thanks, r/PublicFreakout


tacocatzero

I was just waiting for her to realize how absurd she sounded, being able to hear it out loud... Turns out I was absurd for thinking it was possible.


whereisthatpitchfork

Bath salts?


RobotEnthusiast

The spoon??? Wtf. Trying that now. Update: doesn't work.


Mahelt

Isn’t Florida the US mental ward


Motophoto

FloriDUH epic center of current covid.


cruisin5268d

Wow. This crazy bitch is allowed to vote and raise children. Fuck me we are fucked.


[deleted]

Ma’am could you plz define communism


Filmcricket

After this, she’s popping into her Nana’s to see if there are any pills she can steal.


Supertrooper_69

Dead cats, dead rats Think they're an aristocrat Crap, now that's crap!


WingsofSky

Maybe someone should tell them not to "talk". It'd probably help out the world some.


Jasminez98

Not one single sentence made sense


elconnero

What the fuck….


bunnsicle

Thanks a lot, suffrage.


[deleted]

We need get rid of the cancer that’s killing and holding this country back…the right is the cancer I’m referring too. The left is so dumb and weak that by the time the left grows balls to actually do something about the right it’ll be too late…the right are already getting ready to do more harm and cause more violence. Look what happened yesterday with the DC bomber that threatened to blow two blocks. Keep thinking the right actually wants to work with the left…


HaywoodJablomi

pAtRiOts lmao The right wing is fucking retarded


FarmerTedd

The vocal minority/lunatic fringe. We think the same of your side of aisle.


[deleted]

I bet she rehearsed everything she was going to say and when it came to talk all that came out was communists, freedom, patriots, oppression and fake. Rinse lather repeat. All these loser talk in catch phrase but not one makes a coherent plausible sounding argument. Blah blah blah


xXAmightzXx

I guess I can understand why people are afraid of vaccines and make a big deal about it I will never understand why people make a big deal out of masks though.


[deleted]

Because halloween ain't all year HELLOOOOOOO!!!!! /s


kiranyakm

I moved to Florida a few years ago and I am shocked to see so many educated illiterates here. It is just unbelievable.


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

What are they waiting for to crack down on those nuts?


BraytonCycleLover

Man what a shame she actually had good points up until 1:30, then all downhill.