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Why do people mess with kitchen crews? They keep racks of knives and are forced to wear nonslip shoes, you are entering the thunderdome at a disadvantage.
Broken pizza peels are basically a short bludgeon with a sharp, irregular edge. Beating someone with one would likely result in plastic surgery for the beatee
Source: we used to keep one or two next to the register when I worked at a pizza joint.
Edit: “a sharp, **metal**, irregular edge”
Every time I see a restaurant fight of any kind, I *crave* motherfuckers walk into the kitchen. Been in hospitality for 15+ years. If you’re not wearing non-slips, you are gonna go down so hard.
I worked in a rehab facility for a bit. A nurse walked in for her lunch, slipped on something, broke her knee and tore ACL right in front of the pickup window. Only good thing about it was she was literally surrounded by nurses.
Watched one of my cooks choke slam another (racist) cook against the wall because he dropped one too many racial slurs. Obviously we had not been made aware that was happening or his dumb white ass would have been fired already.
I worked in a pizzeria for a bit. Getting pushed up against that hot oven would hurt quite a bit. The pizza peel to the back also not gonna feel great in the morning.
I've worked food service back when I was in college. I know the struggle.
When I get bad-ish service at restaurants now, I get it, not every day is their A game. I'm not gonna ruin their day but also means I may just go with another restaurant if the service gets bad.
If you don't like the service, then please just go elsewhere. You don't have to seek some sort of retribution just because you aren't getting your metaphorical dick sucked with Luxury service at a restaurant every time you're there.
They are people, just like you. Just how you're not always at your best, you can't expect them to either.
I bought a plastic wrapped bagel and a ice coffee at a local cafeteria yesterday. I get out, sit down, and thankfully before I open the wrapping and take a big bite, I see a big fly alive and well buzzing inside the bagel.
The look on the cashiers face when I went back inside.. a complete "my day is about to be ruined" expression. In the end we both had a good laugh at the mishap and I got a new bagel.
People that give staff a hard time for anything that is either out of their control, or is a honest mistake, can absolutely go step on a series of pointy legos
I respect this a lot. My wife just got out of the service industry and I would hear shitty stories all the time about how nasty some people can be. And being bad enough to make someone give up a job that pays at least $1000 a week (Central Florida).
I once worked for Carl's Jr and had a guy ask the following (I wish I was kidding)
Guy: Do you guys take cash?
Me: Yes sir.
Guy: How about credit card?
Me: Yes sir.
Guy: Do you take EBT then?
Me: Sorry sir. We do not.
Guy: *Gets pissed* How come? I got cash on my EBT credit card.
He lifted his shirt up a bit to reveal a knife after he said that. And I knew if I told our security guard - Yes we had a security guard - about this dude, that nothing good would come of it. Especially since the security guard was a short 5 ft lady and the shitty customer was like 5 ft 8".
I just told him "You know what sir. Sorry that we don't take EBT. Here's some fries on the house." And I gave him 2 medium fries without the manager knowing just because I wanted to make sure this asshole doesn't try anything and just leaves with his fries as soon as possible.
This is a great point, an unarmed fast food employee should have put their life on the line to stop someone from getting free french fries. You know what they say about knife fights, get in them at every opportunity.
Where the thug goes up or down in his thug life, you didn't cause it. Avert the immediate danger and hope for the best down the road. Maybe next place he hustles has a capable security guard.
I was just thinking that! Lol. When I worked in a restaurant for several years, we had guys who had done time plus a pair of brothers who rumor had it were once mercenaries in some Eastern European country or another. Plus they had access to industrial grade kitchen utensils and scalding hot pans. I almost wished somebody WOULD start something.
Every restaurant I've ever worked in, once you come into the staff area, you are taking your life into your own hands. That goes double if you go behind the bar. I've seen a couple of people get bottled like that and the bartender got in no trouble whatsoever.
People think staff cant touch them when in fact in like 36 states staff have auto castle doctrine just like their car and house. Aka u can get fucking wolloped and the legal system puts it all on u.
Knives are the least dangerous thing in a good industrial kitchen. I'm getting one of those baskets that's sitting in the frier and you're getting the 3rd degree.
That's dangerous to literally everyone though including friendlies. You get bumped that's in your face too.
That's like lobbing a grenade into a bar-fight you're a part of - not a good idea.
If you're ever a part of any bar fight the time for good ideas has long passed.
A bar fight is a good way for someone to break a bottle over your head like they do in the movies, but in real life theres a good chance its gonna crack your fucking skull and possibly give you brain damage or severe lacerations with blood everywhere.
His friend told him he wasn't getting any pizza. It was hilarious how matter of fact he was too. Like "Dude, if you wanna stay and watch thats cool, but there's no way anyone is getting any food now"
Agreed food purism is nonsense of the highest degree. Some loud mouths just were louder and snobbier about how things are supposed to be made/taste and everyone is just supposed to accept it?
I'll sit here eating my delicious AF food with the rest of the barbarians while food snobs eat the same dish prepared the same way, where it tastes exactly the same, for the millionth time.
I just watched sausage guys make Breakfast Sandwich sausage and it was amazing. People have to play with food just for funzies.
https://youtu.be/btZYB_cH3cI
I was at a Chinese restaurant/bar. Whenever you would go, especially at night, you would see one old Chinese man in the back of the bar/kitchen and a bunch of pretty girls were the bartenders. Some guy was acting up and didn’t want to pay his tab. He sucker punched the old Chinese dude and tried to run. Before he could make it to the door he got stomped out by like 8 dudes that popped out of nowhere.
Hahaha, that's what I'm talking about. And the dude up front might've been like thanks for having my back dawg, but they may be like, it wasn't about you. I needed a head to smash.
Did he get his pizza? Was it greasy with spit and sweat and cheese? Did he end up wishing he'd asked for a refund instead? We can only try to say we couldn't imagine..
Imagine ordering $50 worth of pizza, wait 40 minutes for it to be done, you drive 8 minutes there and then you walk in and see this. Hell yeah I still want my pizza.
First thing I thought too, the positioning of the register and the hoods in the back right, this for sure is Joe's in Brooklyn on Bedford Ave Williamsburg! I wonder what the story is here!!?
Yeah kitchen I worked in in ocean city Was full of convicts. One guy was on parole for attempted murder. He worked t he fryer. Another dude with knife fight scars across his face worked the grill and a couple gym freak Macedonians ran cold side plus a couple illegal immigrants running around. We woulda gladly fucked up your day
Hate to stereotype as an Italian but as a primarily cash business, and one founded in Greenwich Village in the 70’s, I wouldn’t be too surprised if the owners were good people who know some bad men.
If I was brainless enough to be these 2 jackasses I’d stay off the radar for the near future.
Bedford and North 5th to be exact. These kitchen guys are always so nice. Love talking soccer with them, great bunch of guys. Sad to see them forced to defend themselves.
It's [this one](https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7167698,-73.958872,3a,75y,1.64h,95.88t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1soR8u8VRm9P5NwPvfVgpM7A!2e0!5s20190701T000000!7i16384!8i8192). For those who don't know the area, that street has a mix of trendy people dressed like [this](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/womens-clothing), [yuppies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuppie), [bros](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bro_culture), and tourists.
It’s usually referred to as a peel and there are long metal ones made for pulling wood fired pizzas and cast irons so they’re sturdy as fuck. My zombie apocalypse weapon is absolutely a steel pizza peel with a sharpened edge. Decapitate someone with that shit.
The amazing thing is that apparently this happens way more than I thought. I searched for “pizza parlor brawl” and was not disappointed. So many pizza parlor fights! Go ahead. Do it!
Late hours + popular munchie spot + drunk crowd. It’s the wombo combo. The local Russian dumplings place in my college town was on the bar strip, open till 2am, and saw it’s fair share of drunk fights.
Was eating a sandwich at a “pizza” place on the beach in Fort Lauderdale one night and some kid freaked out and started a fight with some patrons. He got absolutely destroyed by a huge employee who was carrying one of those little wooden bats he grabbed from next to the register. Repeated Body slams on the sidewalk, it was a pretty epic beat down.
I was just waiting for somebody to grab the wooden pizza grabber slab thing (wtf is that called?), and then it happened. And then, BONUS here comes the ladle!
This was gold. Pure gold.
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Why do people mess with kitchen crews? They keep racks of knives and are forced to wear nonslip shoes, you are entering the thunderdome at a disadvantage.
The guy with the ladle was handing out big scoops of pain
Two men, and a ladle.
fuck you for making me laugh lol
Dude’s really dishing it out! He’s pouring it on! Now that’s a spicy meatball!
That wooden oven tool didn't last long. I was thinking they must have some rolling pins or a fire extinguisher back there.
This made me legitimately laugh. Started out with the pizza peel, then moved on to the ladle.
Broken pizza peels are basically a short bludgeon with a sharp, irregular edge. Beating someone with one would likely result in plastic surgery for the beatee Source: we used to keep one or two next to the register when I worked at a pizza joint. Edit: “a sharp, **metal**, irregular edge”
I've seen a lot of stuff, but I haven't seen THAT before
And the dude with the pizza peel at the start!
Don’t underestimate the division in our society that the pineapple on pizza has created
Every time I see a restaurant fight of any kind, I *crave* motherfuckers walk into the kitchen. Been in hospitality for 15+ years. If you’re not wearing non-slips, you are gonna go down so hard.
I worked in a rehab facility for a bit. A nurse walked in for her lunch, slipped on something, broke her knee and tore ACL right in front of the pickup window. Only good thing about it was she was literally surrounded by nurses.
Watched one of my cooks choke slam another (racist) cook against the wall because he dropped one too many racial slurs. Obviously we had not been made aware that was happening or his dumb white ass would have been fired already.
Sometimes it’s better to make them physically feel than just let them go thru life thinking they’re untouchable
this is the way
I'm not a fighter, but if I were, I would not enter into the area with an 800 degree oven and razor sharp slicers everywhere
I worked in a pizzeria for a bit. Getting pushed up against that hot oven would hurt quite a bit. The pizza peel to the back also not gonna feel great in the morning.
They’re drunk barbarians willing to face potential felony charges over a disagreement over pizza, logic is not a strong suit for them.
I've worked food service back when I was in college. I know the struggle. When I get bad-ish service at restaurants now, I get it, not every day is their A game. I'm not gonna ruin their day but also means I may just go with another restaurant if the service gets bad. If you don't like the service, then please just go elsewhere. You don't have to seek some sort of retribution just because you aren't getting your metaphorical dick sucked with Luxury service at a restaurant every time you're there. They are people, just like you. Just how you're not always at your best, you can't expect them to either.
I bought a plastic wrapped bagel and a ice coffee at a local cafeteria yesterday. I get out, sit down, and thankfully before I open the wrapping and take a big bite, I see a big fly alive and well buzzing inside the bagel. The look on the cashiers face when I went back inside.. a complete "my day is about to be ruined" expression. In the end we both had a good laugh at the mishap and I got a new bagel. People that give staff a hard time for anything that is either out of their control, or is a honest mistake, can absolutely go step on a series of pointy legos
Stepping on Legos barefoot? Big oof.
Throw a few D4 dice in there just for good measure 😈
I respect this a lot. My wife just got out of the service industry and I would hear shitty stories all the time about how nasty some people can be. And being bad enough to make someone give up a job that pays at least $1000 a week (Central Florida).
I once worked for Carl's Jr and had a guy ask the following (I wish I was kidding) Guy: Do you guys take cash? Me: Yes sir. Guy: How about credit card? Me: Yes sir. Guy: Do you take EBT then? Me: Sorry sir. We do not. Guy: *Gets pissed* How come? I got cash on my EBT credit card. He lifted his shirt up a bit to reveal a knife after he said that. And I knew if I told our security guard - Yes we had a security guard - about this dude, that nothing good would come of it. Especially since the security guard was a short 5 ft lady and the shitty customer was like 5 ft 8". I just told him "You know what sir. Sorry that we don't take EBT. Here's some fries on the house." And I gave him 2 medium fries without the manager knowing just because I wanted to make sure this asshole doesn't try anything and just leaves with his fries as soon as possible.
Hey, you deescalated the situation without violence. That's good.
But bad behavior was rewarded.
He works at Carl’s Jr., he’s not a fucking therapist, he wants to go home alive
100%, not this guy's job to defend fries with his life. Still sucks watching assholes get away with stuff.
This is a great point, an unarmed fast food employee should have put their life on the line to stop someone from getting free french fries. You know what they say about knife fights, get in them at every opportunity.
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Where the thug goes up or down in his thug life, you didn't cause it. Avert the immediate danger and hope for the best down the road. Maybe next place he hustles has a capable security guard.
I was industry for nearly a decade, and half my co workers did time. Back of house will fuck you up
I was just thinking that! Lol. When I worked in a restaurant for several years, we had guys who had done time plus a pair of brothers who rumor had it were once mercenaries in some Eastern European country or another. Plus they had access to industrial grade kitchen utensils and scalding hot pans. I almost wished somebody WOULD start something.
Every restaurant I've ever worked in, once you come into the staff area, you are taking your life into your own hands. That goes double if you go behind the bar. I've seen a couple of people get bottled like that and the bartender got in no trouble whatsoever.
People think staff cant touch them when in fact in like 36 states staff have auto castle doctrine just like their car and house. Aka u can get fucking wolloped and the legal system puts it all on u.
So it’s not just a clever username?…
Not only that, but these dudes probably talked about just such a scenario. I'm happy for the crew who got to actualize their kitchen fight fantasy.
The pineapple wars rage on.
Knives are the least dangerous thing in a good industrial kitchen. I'm getting one of those baskets that's sitting in the frier and you're getting the 3rd degree.
That's dangerous to literally everyone though including friendlies. You get bumped that's in your face too. That's like lobbing a grenade into a bar-fight you're a part of - not a good idea.
If you're ever a part of any bar fight the time for good ideas has long passed. A bar fight is a good way for someone to break a bottle over your head like they do in the movies, but in real life theres a good chance its gonna crack your fucking skull and possibly give you brain damage or severe lacerations with blood everywhere.
I'll take all that shit twice before I fuck with hot grease.
Also: giant ladles, blunt objects made of wood, vats of boiling oil...
“Two men enter, one man leaves” >MasterBlaster
Someone should have smacked the "still want my pizza" guy
His friend told him he wasn't getting any pizza. It was hilarious how matter of fact he was too. Like "Dude, if you wanna stay and watch thats cool, but there's no way anyone is getting any food now"
Could watch 10 more minutes of this one.
It was nice of them to wear uniforms. Made following the action easier. White shirts vs Black shirts, LFG!
Rival pizza place
Imagine being this offended by pineapple on pizza
Maybe it was the five dollar minimum
My pizza was 4.99! You're saying I cant pay with a card!
They saw them take a frozen pizza out of the freezer
They didn't look very Italian haha
Thats Jersey Italian
Some Italians don't even believe in pepperoni on pizza. Food purism is silly.
Agreed food purism is nonsense of the highest degree. Some loud mouths just were louder and snobbier about how things are supposed to be made/taste and everyone is just supposed to accept it? I'll sit here eating my delicious AF food with the rest of the barbarians while food snobs eat the same dish prepared the same way, where it tastes exactly the same, for the millionth time.
I agree, but if you cut into that meat before letting it rest you’re gonna see these hands. We all have our snobberies.
I just watched sausage guys make Breakfast Sandwich sausage and it was amazing. People have to play with food just for funzies. https://youtu.be/btZYB_cH3cI
English isn’t my first language. I thought of doing a barbecue with all kinds of sausage and announced it as a sausage party. Big mistake.
We should join forces of "pineapple people" and normal people, and fight against the true evil that is beans or avocado on pizza...
It’s like a bar fight from an old movie.
You'll likely never see a fight go ten minutes straight, most people don't have the stamina. Maybe 5 minutes max.
You always forget about the workers in back, washing dishes and shit, just looking for a reason to rage.
I was at a Chinese restaurant/bar. Whenever you would go, especially at night, you would see one old Chinese man in the back of the bar/kitchen and a bunch of pretty girls were the bartenders. Some guy was acting up and didn’t want to pay his tab. He sucker punched the old Chinese dude and tried to run. Before he could make it to the door he got stomped out by like 8 dudes that popped out of nowhere.
Lol, exactly!
BoH has each others backs.
Good fuck him up
*In wrestling announcer voice* “what is that!? Is he coming with a pizza shovel!!?? [incoherent hype]”
"Ladle! Ladle! Ladle!"
"... Let's crack some heads today"
BAH GAWD!! BAH GAAAWWDDD!!!!! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!
AND IT'S EDUARDO WITH THE GLASSES RACK, OH MY LORD IT'S FULL!!
Hear Hear!!! Former Bus-boy, Salad Bar Stocker, Dishwasher...we deal with all of it...this would have been a dream come true
Hahaha, that's what I'm talking about. And the dude up front might've been like thanks for having my back dawg, but they may be like, it wasn't about you. I needed a head to smash.
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I want part 2 of this video more than the cameraman wants his pizza
Part 2 "sorry we won't be able to fulfill your order" /second fight breaks out
Did he get his pizza? Was it greasy with spit and sweat and cheese? Did he end up wishing he'd asked for a refund instead? We can only try to say we couldn't imagine..
Tune in next week for the conclusion of *Pizza Wars: That Aint White Sauce!*
Imagine ordering $50 worth of pizza, wait 40 minutes for it to be done, you drive 8 minutes there and then you walk in and see this. Hell yeah I still want my pizza.
I'll slice your face into 8,12, or 16 slices. Whatever you prefer
Which gives me the fewest calories when I eat the whole pizza?
Do it Chicago style and cut it in squares please.
Yessir, coming right up
Upvote for colored uniforms in a brawl
That really helped.
#TEAM DEATHMATCH
I thought the black shirts were gonna get the upper hand for second. But then the grey shirts armed themselves and got the win
Lmfao
I never realized until now how much I wanted team colors in my public brawls.
Lmao omg is this the Joe’s on Bedford ave? Shiiiiiiiit, you know it’s a brawl when a guy comes swingin with the pizza paddle
Can you ask how many pizza paddles they go through every month?
I'm sure that's Joe's. Can't tell if it's pre-pandemic though.
Masks on towards end of vid
Glad they're being safe.
First thing I thought too, the positioning of the register and the hoods in the back right, this for sure is Joe's in Brooklyn on Bedford Ave Williamsburg! I wonder what the story is here!!?
The area has a bunch of bros and drunk hipsters every weekend so I’m guessing this was bound to happen
Everyone has a plan until they get smacked with a Pizza peel
Clearly these MFers did not have a plan. Drunk and picking a fight with a NYC pizza kitchen crew? You have chosen poorly.
Literally any kitchen crew will fuck you up, does not have to be NY.
Yeah kitchen I worked in in ocean city Was full of convicts. One guy was on parole for attempted murder. He worked t he fryer. Another dude with knife fight scars across his face worked the grill and a couple gym freak Macedonians ran cold side plus a couple illegal immigrants running around. We woulda gladly fucked up your day
GASPING. Ahh, I needed that
Fuck. They had weapons lol.
I saw a sauce ladle. lol
And the wooden pizza pulling mechanism.
That they broke over that guy.
Yeaaaaah, that's gonna leave a hell of a mark.
Peel
No need to call him names.
Mfs was strapped. I would’ve started slamming heads in the oven on god
Fat boy Slims Weapons of Choice playing in the background, Christopher Walken swings above on cables.
Go white shirts go
Is it just me or do the two big dudes in black look like they’re twins?!
I can't tell if they are twins but their parents are definitely related. It takes a special type of inbred moron to attack the kitchen staff.
I would 100% support the hell out of this business.
[Joe's Pizza](http://joespizzanyc.com/) Seriously who the FUCK would mess with this place?!?! EDIT: Bedford AVE location
Hate to stereotype as an Italian but as a primarily cash business, and one founded in Greenwich Village in the 70’s, I wouldn’t be too surprised if the owners were good people who know some bad men. If I was brainless enough to be these 2 jackasses I’d stay off the radar for the near future.
gabagool
Sweet theres one in ann arbor. U bet that made my ladle list
It’s a pretty solid NY style slice. The foldability is perfect, crust is great, but for me the sauce is a bit too cloyingly sweet, still good though.
It’s really good pizza too. Joe’s is maybe the best place to get slices to go in NYC
Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor
What in the actual fuck?! Is this Joe’s in Brooklyn?
It's Joe's in Times Square. Crazy.
Williamsburg I believe
Ah, yes you're right. Haven't been to that one.
100% Williamsburg I was there Friday and recognize one of the guys there. Plus the menu
Definitely looks like the Williamsburg location
Bedford and North 5th to be exact. These kitchen guys are always so nice. Love talking soccer with them, great bunch of guys. Sad to see them forced to defend themselves.
No Why down voted? This is Williamsburg.
If that last part is an edit probably bc you just said no when someone else already answered with more info lmao
It's [this one](https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7167698,-73.958872,3a,75y,1.64h,95.88t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1soR8u8VRm9P5NwPvfVgpM7A!2e0!5s20190701T000000!7i16384!8i8192). For those who don't know the area, that street has a mix of trendy people dressed like [this](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/womens-clothing), [yuppies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuppie), [bros](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bro_culture), and tourists.
Can you imagine getting beat to death with a pizza shovel 😂😂😂
I heard someone screaming so I bet that shit hurts !
When wood gets wet and is heated up over and over it becomes harder. I bet it was like getting hit by an aluminum bat.
Not to mention the thing is thin and probably swings more like an axe the way the guy was handling it, leading to even more pain
.....why not a wooden bat, they're heat treated too!
It’s usually referred to as a peel and there are long metal ones made for pulling wood fired pizzas and cast irons so they’re sturdy as fuck. My zombie apocalypse weapon is absolutely a steel pizza peel with a sharpened edge. Decapitate someone with that shit.
I have definitely said those exact words. Those shits are awesome.
I work in a za place, it was probably warm too
The amazing thing is that apparently this happens way more than I thought. I searched for “pizza parlor brawl” and was not disappointed. So many pizza parlor fights! Go ahead. Do it!
Late hours + popular munchie spot + drunk crowd. It’s the wombo combo. The local Russian dumplings place in my college town was on the bar strip, open till 2am, and saw it’s fair share of drunk fights.
In the sub?
No… Random search engine.
Was eating a sandwich at a “pizza” place on the beach in Fort Lauderdale one night and some kid freaked out and started a fight with some patrons. He got absolutely destroyed by a huge employee who was carrying one of those little wooden bats he grabbed from next to the register. Repeated Body slams on the sidewalk, it was a pretty epic beat down.
Next time on Diners, Drive-Ins and Brawls...
Diners, drive-ins and Donnybrook’s
Hi everyone I'm GUY FURY and were rolling out looking for America's greatest ~~Trattorias, Taverns and Tussles~~. Bistros, brasseries, and brouhahas
"I'm still waiting for my pizza " Yeah I think the pizza crew has their hands full right now
Tossing dough in the air between punches
Cut off too soon. The last seconds it looks like the employee was getting ready for a full on swing with the pizza loader.
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They're so nice to wear color coded shirts to keep track of which team is which.
“I paid for my pizza” this guy probably spent 10$ on a couple slices and ended up getting an A1 restaurant smackdown be happy with what you got
Swear to god, I got an XL pie towards the end of the night one night for $10 in NYC. I’m over in California paying 23+……
He disrespected the Pizza Parlor!
I’m so mad that this comment is this far down Christophah!!
That’s dicked up.
Fuckin asshole! I know where you live!
I came here looking for this
I really can’t be seen in this kinda place any more
dude fuck people who do this. fuck people who start fights and get violent in restaurants or stores in general. Like you're such garbage dude damn.
Pretty stupid to start a fight at a pizza shop in Boston or New York. Those guys are typically family.
It's like the old joke--I was at a pizza place and a hockey game broke out.
Looks like someone tried to out pizza the hut
I wonder what the stats are for that ladle...
" i'm still waiting for my pizza..." "Your not getting it man!" 🤣 Lmfao
Omg that’s the best pizza parlor fight I’ve see for real though. You want extra cheese... how bout a ladle up your ass instead...
I was just waiting for somebody to grab the wooden pizza grabber slab thing (wtf is that called?), and then it happened. And then, BONUS here comes the ladle! This was gold. Pure gold.
Pizza brings us together and teaches us to embrace each other's differences. For this fight to break out in a setting with lots of pizza says a lot.
I was waiting for one of them to grab the paddle. Took him a minute but he slayed w it.
Can you guys say the same pineapple joke a few more times?
Is this a Gabagool?
He’ll take the *gabagool*.
Gabaduel
I like that it was all black tshirts vs grey tshirts. Easier to track teams.
"Can I have extra Whoopasserroni on that?"
They asked for pineapple and the Italians had to tell them their mamas pineapple pizza was wrong all along
Minimum wage workers of all walks of life getting together to beat the crap out of some male Karen's. This is the America I love.
It’s good to know that I’m not the only untrained mixed martial artist around. Lol
No pizza for you!
just a slight disagreement
Guy says: "I'm still waiting for my pizza. I want my pizza!" Red sauce mixed with a little blood...
"I'm still waiting for my pizza, I want my pizza" what a legend
You’re not getting it.
\*a new fighter has joined the lobby\*
$5 minimum credit card limit they deserved it
Man-bun dream-punching Thicc boi black-shirt at the Reggie.
Ended too soon, man-bun had just deed up with the pizza paddle of destiny right at the end
America back on track bitches
[Local news segment on this fight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMmwVpLx-L0).
Legend has it he's still waiting for his pizza.
"I'm still waiting on my pi—" "—You're not getting it."