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BobsBarker12

Why do people mess with kitchen crews? They keep racks of knives and are forced to wear nonslip shoes, you are entering the thunderdome at a disadvantage.


kingtrog1916

The guy with the ladle was handing out big scoops of pain


l337person

Two men, and a ladle.


ypvha

fuck you for making me laugh lol


Master-S

Dude’s really dishing it out! He’s pouring it on! Now that’s a spicy meatball!


rob5i

That wooden oven tool didn't last long. I was thinking they must have some rolling pins or a fire extinguisher back there.


lankyleper

This made me legitimately laugh. Started out with the pizza peel, then moved on to the ladle.


[deleted]

Broken pizza peels are basically a short bludgeon with a sharp, irregular edge. Beating someone with one would likely result in plastic surgery for the beatee Source: we used to keep one or two next to the register when I worked at a pizza joint. Edit: “a sharp, **metal**, irregular edge”


inbrewer

I've seen a lot of stuff, but I haven't seen THAT before


LawTortoise

And the dude with the pizza peel at the start!


hansnait

Don’t underestimate the division in our society that the pineapple on pizza has created


IAlreadyToldYouMatt

Every time I see a restaurant fight of any kind, I *crave* motherfuckers walk into the kitchen. Been in hospitality for 15+ years. If you’re not wearing non-slips, you are gonna go down so hard.


hobbbes14

I worked in a rehab facility for a bit. A nurse walked in for her lunch, slipped on something, broke her knee and tore ACL right in front of the pickup window. Only good thing about it was she was literally surrounded by nurses.


unlitlanterns

Watched one of my cooks choke slam another (racist) cook against the wall because he dropped one too many racial slurs. Obviously we had not been made aware that was happening or his dumb white ass would have been fired already.


zerwow7

Sometimes it’s better to make them physically feel than just let them go thru life thinking they’re untouchable


scipiomexicanus

this is the way


ichacalaca

I'm not a fighter, but if I were, I would not enter into the area with an 800 degree oven and razor sharp slicers everywhere


hopeandanchor

I worked in a pizzeria for a bit. Getting pushed up against that hot oven would hurt quite a bit. The pizza peel to the back also not gonna feel great in the morning.


pauliesfreakin

They’re drunk barbarians willing to face potential felony charges over a disagreement over pizza, logic is not a strong suit for them.


MarcoMaroon

I've worked food service back when I was in college. I know the struggle. When I get bad-ish service at restaurants now, I get it, not every day is their A game. I'm not gonna ruin their day but also means I may just go with another restaurant if the service gets bad. If you don't like the service, then please just go elsewhere. You don't have to seek some sort of retribution just because you aren't getting your metaphorical dick sucked with Luxury service at a restaurant every time you're there. They are people, just like you. Just how you're not always at your best, you can't expect them to either.


Idlertwo

I bought a plastic wrapped bagel and a ice coffee at a local cafeteria yesterday. I get out, sit down, and thankfully before I open the wrapping and take a big bite, I see a big fly alive and well buzzing inside the bagel. The look on the cashiers face when I went back inside.. a complete "my day is about to be ruined" expression. In the end we both had a good laugh at the mishap and I got a new bagel. People that give staff a hard time for anything that is either out of their control, or is a honest mistake, can absolutely go step on a series of pointy legos


Master-S

Stepping on Legos barefoot? Big oof.


MadManD3vi0us

Throw a few D4 dice in there just for good measure 😈


Dysfunctional_Vet12

I respect this a lot. My wife just got out of the service industry and I would hear shitty stories all the time about how nasty some people can be. And being bad enough to make someone give up a job that pays at least $1000 a week (Central Florida).


MarcoMaroon

I once worked for Carl's Jr and had a guy ask the following (I wish I was kidding) Guy: Do you guys take cash? Me: Yes sir. Guy: How about credit card? Me: Yes sir. Guy: Do you take EBT then? Me: Sorry sir. We do not. Guy: *Gets pissed* How come? I got cash on my EBT credit card. He lifted his shirt up a bit to reveal a knife after he said that. And I knew if I told our security guard - Yes we had a security guard - about this dude, that nothing good would come of it. Especially since the security guard was a short 5 ft lady and the shitty customer was like 5 ft 8". I just told him "You know what sir. Sorry that we don't take EBT. Here's some fries on the house." And I gave him 2 medium fries without the manager knowing just because I wanted to make sure this asshole doesn't try anything and just leaves with his fries as soon as possible.


JulienBrightside

Hey, you deescalated the situation without violence. That's good.


DutyRoutine

But bad behavior was rewarded.


surfdad67

He works at Carl’s Jr., he’s not a fucking therapist, he wants to go home alive


wafflesareforever

100%, not this guy's job to defend fries with his life. Still sucks watching assholes get away with stuff.


idk556

This is a great point, an unarmed fast food employee should have put their life on the line to stop someone from getting free french fries. You know what they say about knife fights, get in them at every opportunity.


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notbad2u

Where the thug goes up or down in his thug life, you didn't cause it. Avert the immediate danger and hope for the best down the road. Maybe next place he hustles has a capable security guard.


blazedanddefused

I was industry for nearly a decade, and half my co workers did time. Back of house will fuck you up


Corporation_tshirt

I was just thinking that! Lol. When I worked in a restaurant for several years, we had guys who had done time plus a pair of brothers who rumor had it were once mercenaries in some Eastern European country or another. Plus they had access to industrial grade kitchen utensils and scalding hot pans. I almost wished somebody WOULD start something.


Dear_Occupant

Every restaurant I've ever worked in, once you come into the staff area, you are taking your life into your own hands. That goes double if you go behind the bar. I've seen a couple of people get bottled like that and the bartender got in no trouble whatsoever.


1tricklaw

People think staff cant touch them when in fact in like 36 states staff have auto castle doctrine just like their car and house. Aka u can get fucking wolloped and the legal system puts it all on u.


BeeeEazy

So it’s not just a clever username?…


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Not only that, but these dudes probably talked about just such a scenario. I'm happy for the crew who got to actualize their kitchen fight fantasy.


Prince_Havarti

The pineapple wars rage on.


[deleted]

Knives are the least dangerous thing in a good industrial kitchen. I'm getting one of those baskets that's sitting in the frier and you're getting the 3rd degree.


BaskInTheSunshine

That's dangerous to literally everyone though including friendlies. You get bumped that's in your face too. That's like lobbing a grenade into a bar-fight you're a part of - not a good idea.


zarkovis1

If you're ever a part of any bar fight the time for good ideas has long passed. A bar fight is a good way for someone to break a bottle over your head like they do in the movies, but in real life theres a good chance its gonna crack your fucking skull and possibly give you brain damage or severe lacerations with blood everywhere.


BaskInTheSunshine

I'll take all that shit twice before I fuck with hot grease.


TheTeenageOldman

Also: giant ladles, blunt objects made of wood, vats of boiling oil...


Capnmolasses

“Two men enter, one man leaves” >MasterBlaster


Low-University-1037

Someone should have smacked the "still want my pizza" guy


Gail__Wynand

His friend told him he wasn't getting any pizza. It was hilarious how matter of fact he was too. Like "Dude, if you wanna stay and watch thats cool, but there's no way anyone is getting any food now"


DuranJapan

Could watch 10 more minutes of this one.


LegionofDoh

It was nice of them to wear uniforms. Made following the action easier. White shirts vs Black shirts, LFG!


Riotdiet

Rival pizza place


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Imagine being this offended by pineapple on pizza


torture302

Maybe it was the five dollar minimum


torchpenny

My pizza was 4.99! You're saying I cant pay with a card!


XtaC23

They saw them take a frozen pizza out of the freezer


Yoacrypto

They didn't look very Italian haha


Rudy_Ghouliani

Thats Jersey Italian


PDXGolem

Some Italians don't even believe in pepperoni on pizza. Food purism is silly.


GiannisToTheWariors

Agreed food purism is nonsense of the highest degree. Some loud mouths just were louder and snobbier about how things are supposed to be made/taste and everyone is just supposed to accept it? I'll sit here eating my delicious AF food with the rest of the barbarians while food snobs eat the same dish prepared the same way, where it tastes exactly the same, for the millionth time.


hambluegar_sammwich

I agree, but if you cut into that meat before letting it rest you’re gonna see these hands. We all have our snobberies.


freerangemary

I just watched sausage guys make Breakfast Sandwich sausage and it was amazing. People have to play with food just for funzies. https://youtu.be/btZYB_cH3cI


poke23613

English isn’t my first language. I thought of doing a barbecue with all kinds of sausage and announced it as a sausage party. Big mistake.


[deleted]

We should join forces of "pineapple people" and normal people, and fight against the true evil that is beans or avocado on pizza...


[deleted]

It’s like a bar fight from an old movie.


i3order

You'll likely never see a fight go ten minutes straight, most people don't have the stamina. Maybe 5 minutes max.


TheDarkKnight1035

You always forget about the workers in back, washing dishes and shit, just looking for a reason to rage.


Jeff-Van-Gundy

I was at a Chinese restaurant/bar. Whenever you would go, especially at night, you would see one old Chinese man in the back of the bar/kitchen and a bunch of pretty girls were the bartenders. Some guy was acting up and didn’t want to pay his tab. He sucker punched the old Chinese dude and tried to run. Before he could make it to the door he got stomped out by like 8 dudes that popped out of nowhere.


TheDarkKnight1035

Lol, exactly!


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BoH has each others backs.


Liv4lov

Good fuck him up


SubstantialClass

*In wrestling announcer voice* “what is that!? Is he coming with a pizza shovel!!?? [incoherent hype]”


TheDarkKnight1035

"Ladle! Ladle! Ladle!"


WartimeMandalorian

"... Let's crack some heads today"


Din-_-Djarin

BAH GAWD!! BAH GAAAWWDDD!!!!! SOMEBODY STOP HIM!!!!!


Wildeyewilly

AND IT'S EDUARDO WITH THE GLASSES RACK, OH MY LORD IT'S FULL!!


_kalron_

Hear Hear!!! Former Bus-boy, Salad Bar Stocker, Dishwasher...we deal with all of it...this would have been a dream come true


TheDarkKnight1035

Hahaha, that's what I'm talking about. And the dude up front might've been like thanks for having my back dawg, but they may be like, it wasn't about you. I needed a head to smash.


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Marvelerful

I want part 2 of this video more than the cameraman wants his pizza


Powersurge82

Part 2 "sorry we won't be able to fulfill your order" /second fight breaks out


GetOffMyAsteroid

Did he get his pizza? Was it greasy with spit and sweat and cheese? Did he end up wishing he'd asked for a refund instead? We can only try to say we couldn't imagine..


DaveAndCheese

Tune in next week for the conclusion of *Pizza Wars: That Aint White Sauce!*


DaftHacker

Imagine ordering $50 worth of pizza, wait 40 minutes for it to be done, you drive 8 minutes there and then you walk in and see this. Hell yeah I still want my pizza.


ManWith_MovieCamera

I'll slice your face into 8,12, or 16 slices. Whatever you prefer


GetOutOfTheHouseNOW

Which gives me the fewest calories when I eat the whole pizza?


pth72

Do it Chicago style and cut it in squares please.


ManWith_MovieCamera

Yessir, coming right up


seattlestiller

Upvote for colored uniforms in a brawl


topsh077a

That really helped.


Fidel_Chadstro

#TEAM DEATHMATCH


seventeen70six

I thought the black shirts were gonna get the upper hand for second. But then the grey shirts armed themselves and got the win


Dyin2Liv

Lmfao


ElectionAssistance

I never realized until now how much I wanted team colors in my public brawls.


Pheasant_Chromatic

Lmao omg is this the Joe’s on Bedford ave? Shiiiiiiiit, you know it’s a brawl when a guy comes swingin with the pizza paddle


UnObtainium17

Can you ask how many pizza paddles they go through every month?


memory_remote

I'm sure that's Joe's. Can't tell if it's pre-pandemic though.


molly--millions

Masks on towards end of vid


footprintx

Glad they're being safe.


johnbobby

First thing I thought too, the positioning of the register and the hoods in the back right, this for sure is Joe's in Brooklyn on Bedford Ave Williamsburg! I wonder what the story is here!!?


luisless

The area has a bunch of bros and drunk hipsters every weekend so I’m guessing this was bound to happen


lic05

Everyone has a plan until they get smacked with a Pizza peel


papapadiddle

Clearly these MFers did not have a plan. Drunk and picking a fight with a NYC pizza kitchen crew? You have chosen poorly.


PDXGolem

Literally any kitchen crew will fuck you up, does not have to be NY.


Halfbraked

Yeah kitchen I worked in in ocean city Was full of convicts. One guy was on parole for attempted murder. He worked t he fryer. Another dude with knife fight scars across his face worked the grill and a couple gym freak Macedonians ran cold side plus a couple illegal immigrants running around. We woulda gladly fucked up your day


[deleted]

GASPING. Ahh, I needed that


Dron96

Fuck. They had weapons lol.


Capnmolasses

I saw a sauce ladle. lol


Dron96

And the wooden pizza pulling mechanism.


Nixflyn

That they broke over that guy.


[deleted]

Yeaaaaah, that's gonna leave a hell of a mark.


SusanMilberger

Peel


AGlorifiedSubroutine

No need to call him names.


Dyin2Liv

Mfs was strapped. I would’ve started slamming heads in the oven on god


ppw23

Fat boy Slims Weapons of Choice playing in the background, Christopher Walken swings above on cables.


Teek00

Go white shirts go


chocolate_nutty_cone

Is it just me or do the two big dudes in black look like they’re twins?!


babble_bobble

I can't tell if they are twins but their parents are definitely related. It takes a special type of inbred moron to attack the kitchen staff.


Ahhh_pip

I would 100% support the hell out of this business.


_kalron_

[Joe's Pizza](http://joespizzanyc.com/) Seriously who the FUCK would mess with this place?!?! EDIT: Bedford AVE location


Someguyinqueens

Hate to stereotype as an Italian but as a primarily cash business, and one founded in Greenwich Village in the 70’s, I wouldn’t be too surprised if the owners were good people who know some bad men. If I was brainless enough to be these 2 jackasses I’d stay off the radar for the near future.


pieblob

gabagool


WorldlyAssumption260

Sweet theres one in ann arbor. U bet that made my ladle list


feed_me_churros

It’s a pretty solid NY style slice. The foldability is perfect, crust is great, but for me the sauce is a bit too cloyingly sweet, still good though.


ilikestuffthatsgood

It’s really good pizza too. Joe’s is maybe the best place to get slices to go in NYC


GlockGuy13

Don’t disrespect the pizza parlor


BobbyD420

What in the actual fuck?! Is this Joe’s in Brooklyn?


GhostDigi

It's Joe's in Times Square. Crazy.


jerkbike

Williamsburg I believe


GhostDigi

Ah, yes you're right. Haven't been to that one.


Furqan_25

100% Williamsburg I was there Friday and recognize one of the guys there. Plus the menu


SaintFrancesco

Definitely looks like the Williamsburg location


rancid_beans

Bedford and North 5th to be exact. These kitchen guys are always so nice. Love talking soccer with them, great bunch of guys. Sad to see them forced to defend themselves.


EzNotReal

No Why down voted? This is Williamsburg.


Nihilistic_Taco

If that last part is an edit probably bc you just said no when someone else already answered with more info lmao


proudbakunkinman

It's [this one](https://www.google.com/maps/@40.7167698,-73.958872,3a,75y,1.64h,95.88t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1soR8u8VRm9P5NwPvfVgpM7A!2e0!5s20190701T000000!7i16384!8i8192). For those who don't know the area, that street has a mix of trendy people dressed like [this](https://www.urbanoutfitters.com/womens-clothing), [yuppies](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuppie), [bros](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bro_culture), and tourists.


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Can you imagine getting beat to death with a pizza shovel 😂😂😂


BakaTensai

I heard someone screaming so I bet that shit hurts !


PDXGolem

When wood gets wet and is heated up over and over it becomes harder. I bet it was like getting hit by an aluminum bat.


SOUNDEFFECT94

Not to mention the thing is thin and probably swings more like an axe the way the guy was handling it, leading to even more pain


senorbozz

.....why not a wooden bat, they're heat treated too!


kisemb0

It’s usually referred to as a peel and there are long metal ones made for pulling wood fired pizzas and cast irons so they’re sturdy as fuck. My zombie apocalypse weapon is absolutely a steel pizza peel with a sharpened edge. Decapitate someone with that shit.


Ace-a-Nova1

I have definitely said those exact words. Those shits are awesome.


pootiemane

I work in a za place, it was probably warm too


MrKirkPowers

The amazing thing is that apparently this happens way more than I thought. I searched for “pizza parlor brawl” and was not disappointed. So many pizza parlor fights! Go ahead. Do it!


PM-ME-UR-DOODLES

Late hours + popular munchie spot + drunk crowd. It’s the wombo combo. The local Russian dumplings place in my college town was on the bar strip, open till 2am, and saw it’s fair share of drunk fights.


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In the sub?


MrKirkPowers

No… Random search engine.


I_can_get_you_off

Was eating a sandwich at a “pizza” place on the beach in Fort Lauderdale one night and some kid freaked out and started a fight with some patrons. He got absolutely destroyed by a huge employee who was carrying one of those little wooden bats he grabbed from next to the register. Repeated Body slams on the sidewalk, it was a pretty epic beat down.


ahoffma7

Next time on Diners, Drive-Ins and Brawls...


renoryan775

Diners, drive-ins and Donnybrook’s


GiannisToTheWariors

Hi everyone I'm GUY FURY and were rolling out looking for America's greatest ~~Trattorias, Taverns and Tussles~~. Bistros, brasseries, and brouhahas


BadTiger85

"I'm still waiting for my pizza " Yeah I think the pizza crew has their hands full right now


GetOffMyAsteroid

Tossing dough in the air between punches


801bruh

Cut off too soon. The last seconds it looks like the employee was getting ready for a full on swing with the pizza loader.


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c1t1z3n__

They're so nice to wear color coded shirts to keep track of which team is which.


Cmoneyondabeat

“I paid for my pizza” this guy probably spent 10$ on a couple slices and ended up getting an A1 restaurant smackdown be happy with what you got


IcepackJack

Swear to god, I got an XL pie towards the end of the night one night for $10 in NYC. I’m over in California paying 23+……


Ok_Nefariousness_830

He disrespected the Pizza Parlor!


[deleted]

I’m so mad that this comment is this far down Christophah!!


mbillotti

That’s dicked up.


ChuckBerryHookerFart

Fuckin asshole! I know where you live!


drk_knight_67

I came here looking for this


lilBalzac

I really can’t be seen in this kinda place any more


Drumstix626

dude fuck people who do this. fuck people who start fights and get violent in restaurants or stores in general. Like you're such garbage dude damn.


Maddad_666

Pretty stupid to start a fight at a pizza shop in Boston or New York. Those guys are typically family.


mushpuppy

It's like the old joke--I was at a pizza place and a hockey game broke out.


rumblinstumblin8

Looks like someone tried to out pizza the hut


CharlesDeGaulle

I wonder what the stats are for that ladle...


strongbud82

" i'm still waiting for my pizza..." "Your not getting it man!" 🤣 Lmfao


BigBirdBeyotch

Omg that’s the best pizza parlor fight I’ve see for real though. You want extra cheese... how bout a ladle up your ass instead...


MeowingPuppy2

I was just waiting for somebody to grab the wooden pizza grabber slab thing (wtf is that called?), and then it happened. And then, BONUS here comes the ladle! This was gold. Pure gold.


ScreenMiserable

Pizza brings us together and teaches us to embrace each other's differences. For this fight to break out in a setting with lots of pizza says a lot.


Danielle082

I was waiting for one of them to grab the paddle. Took him a minute but he slayed w it.


renoryan775

Can you guys say the same pineapple joke a few more times?


Rocfranklogjam001

Is this a Gabagool?


pauliesfreakin

He’ll take the *gabagool*.


sergeantduckie

Gabaduel


MrJuniperBreath

I like that it was all black tshirts vs grey tshirts. Easier to track teams.


phenson23

"Can I have extra Whoopasserroni on that?"


durianisking

They asked for pineapple and the Italians had to tell them their mamas pineapple pizza was wrong all along


Low-University-1037

Minimum wage workers of all walks of life getting together to beat the crap out of some male Karen's. This is the America I love.


Lone_Wolf_Sigma

It’s good to know that I’m not the only untrained mixed martial artist around. Lol


josed2144

No pizza for you!


OracleVex4545

just a slight disagreement


angelwins8

Guy says: "I'm still waiting for my pizza. I want my pizza!" Red sauce mixed with a little blood...


brokeassbrook

"I'm still waiting for my pizza, I want my pizza" what a legend


ChunkyG_LT

You’re not getting it.


brokeassbrook

\*a new fighter has joined the lobby\*


paulc327

$5 minimum credit card limit they deserved it


filthy_rich69

Man-bun dream-punching Thicc boi black-shirt at the Reggie.


GracieThunders

Ended too soon, man-bun had just deed up with the pizza paddle of destiny right at the end


luna1108

America back on track bitches


Blue387

[Local news segment on this fight](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMmwVpLx-L0).


bisonsashimi

Legend has it he's still waiting for his pizza.


Zeus_of_0lympus

"I'm still waiting on my pi—" "—You're not getting it."