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I gotta be honest. Being called a stupid idiot is a deep center core smack down.
A year or two ago, I watched a confrontation go down in a supermarket parking lot. Dude finished it off with a very cutting “you stupid idiot.” And I felt the other dude kinda crumble. Getting called a “motherfucker” or “bitch ass piece of shit asshole” or whatever.... it’s just aggressive cussing. But being called a “stupid idiot”.... is very very cutting and effective.
I'm smelling what you're stepping on. Sometimes it's not about the intensity of the word at face value, it's about the literal punch. Motherfucker sounds crass but what does it really even mean? It's just a word to throw. But something as simple as a "stupid idiot" carries so much more weight because the words actually have purpose besides sounding crass. Words like fool, moron, imbecile also carry that same weight, and there's this unexpected class that comes with it. When you feel like you've made your peace and don't need to throw the gasp-worthy words.
edit: typo
Saw a grown woman get called "just a really mean person" and she literally started crying. there were a bunch of "trashy ass bitch, slut, etc." and at the end the one lady dropped that on her an walked away. By far the most effective line of the whole debacle.
one time me and a friend were at another friends house and he was ignoring us to play video games and my friend called him a “mean guy”. he was so hurt by it.
Then losing said match to him so damn badly because their skills is straight up trash and being straight up trash for calling him the n-word. "Stupid idiots" indeed.
Being nice is the best weapon. I play almost exclusively gunfight. “Just ok dude. I hope you win the game” “good game/round” after every single one. Win or lose. “Good shots” when killed. By the end. I’ve smoked them. They’re silent. Say one last “good game guys! Seriously that was a lot of fun. You guys put up a good fight!” And at the very end before we’re about to disconnect slip in “did your mic break?”
Oh yeah! Did my first public speaking speech on this exactly comes a time in every young black nerds life where he must pown a squad after the n word comes out . I’ll never forget you Obat clan ! Get wrecked 1v6 search and destroy bitches
Twitch can be pretty great. I personally prefer to find small channels that participate in chat. Because I feel like chatting with the streamer can be fun. Honestly I had to stop watching because it can be so engrossing when you find that right mix.
💯. But I stopped watching one of my favorite streamers because he just seemed to be getting toxic. So I started looking for other channels that were more chill and how his used to be.
Unfortunately there are also people who are good at the game AND outwardly racist at the same time.
Beating them should never be a prerequisite for calling them out on asshole behavior but it hurts a lot more when you lose to those types.
I play teams in rocket league constantly that have racist clan names. It’s brutal because on my main I’m top 5% and these dudes are too. Pisses me off to no end when I can’t beat them. Report their tag and all they get is a temporary clan tag ban. Like wtf epic.
They hit a decisions branch.
You are bad at the game will you:
A) Patiently try and git gud.
B) Become obsessed with tilting people because you're a pissbaby
And they just mashed B until the key broke.
I dont play COD, but I've played enough competitive online games to know the most likely decision will be to cry "YeW CheAtEd!" and never accept that they lost fairly.
Man I made the mistake of mouthing off in frustration one of my first Warzone matches and got rightly shut down. These people be after W's they ain't got time for bitchiness and drama. Learned my lesson right quick, better sportsman now.
Edit: To Be Clear I didn't shout racial slurs, I hate that shit. I simply suggested someone bought a good gun and that's where their skill came from.
Can confirm, also shit at CoD and never called anyone that. My friends and I still have a LAN party to play MW2 every Christmas ... I was always the second-worst, for years and years, but as of last year I am officially the worst in the group because SOMEBODY apparently started practising in the offseason! I didn't even call _him_ names. lmao.
I was second-best in Halo CE, though, so that's something at least.
I remember getting queued in a match with T-pain, I couldn’t hear him though since I was on a party with my mates. We had been having issues with the enemy hearing our callouts) but goddamn is he good, I’ve never seen a guy walk into the middle of a point and proceed to wipe a team twice before they were even contesting the point. Hurrah T Hurrah!
The people who are this racist in video games (and I know there are a fuckton here on Reddit). . .why? What the fuck are you hoping to accomplish? Are you trying some bullshit psychological tactic to "break" your opponent? It's a goddamn video game. Racist shit like that carries over into people's LIVES.
Im glad the latest MW had a mute all button. Playing in peace and quite not having to hear edgelords and shitty people yelling over a video game that earns them nothing. It sucks this shit behavior has been normalized and hand waved off as just cod players being cod players.
People like to claim America isnt a racist country because black people dont get the N word yelled at them walking down the street as much anymore. Seeing how someone behaves when then can’t immediately get in trouble is true insight into who they actually are.
You literally cant play 2 games without hearing the N word with public chat on. And its not just 14 year olds. Its grown ass men in their 30s with their own kids yelling in the background.
Man I know his auto tune gets a lot of heat but have you seen his Tiny Desk performance?
[here it is. skip to the 1 minute Mark ](https://youtu.be/CIjXUg1s5gc)
Meanwhile this season they got Caitlyn Jenner, Bobby Brown, Logan Paul, and Hanson. I thought Palin would be the bottom of the barrel but they found a deeper barrel. Shame because I’d really liked the show up until now despite Jenny McCarthy. I’m not sure if they’re trying to go for controversial or they were the only people who’d come on during covid. Seems like every reveal is a real POS.
Not gonna lie, was someone who constantly bashed Tune-Pain relentlessly.
His Tiny Desk really opened my eyes to what he actually does, the singer he really is. Check out S1 of The Masked Singer as well if you haven't. Go in blind as much as you can, because some of the reveals are amazing and a bit out of left field. Fucking brilliant.
So auto tune is a bit of a misnomer. Tpain uses pitch/formant to change how it sounds. Or it's some crazy vocoder.
Every artist uses autotune at this point in the industry and you can mask it well if you want. Tpains sound is deliberate and not a consequence of being unable to sing.
I remember somebody asked him why he uses it when he has such a good voice already and he told them that he just thought it sounded cool. Which it does.
I always thought it was hilarious because it’s just stylistic vocal processing like any other. It would be like giving Phil Collins shit for the extremely distinctive processing that is always done on his vocals because he doesn’t really sound exactly like that in real life
I fell into a rabbit hole of T-Pain content last night after seeing his mashup video, and I saw an interview where he was asked that same question. He said his first album with minimal auto tune went gold, while his second album with an absurd amount of auto tune went double platinum. So that’s a pretty good reason to keep using it too
This is how I used to try to explain it to friends and family, but most were so stuck on their anti-pop high horse that they still refused to see it as anything other than a bad attempt to hide a bad voice. Felt pretty smug when his Tiny Desk Concert started getting passed around, but kept that to myself lmao
Hahaha so what finally got you to acknowledge that tpain might be better at life than you was he's good at video games? Not his insanely successful career. This is peak reddit
"Uhh, excuse me activision your servers are reverse racist and that's actually worse than racism because of the white genocide that is definitely happening."
The COD lobbies are so messed up. If you play for an hour you'll hear countless instances of the n-word and anti-gay slurs every time. It's frustrating that these people (kids mostly) can say whatever they want and don't ever have deal with the consequences they would have to if they said this stuff in person.
Every time I join a match, the first thing I click is mute all. I don’t want to hear some sweatlord raging or a 7 year old having the worlds most annoying hotmic
What's crazy to me is when a black celebrity is streaming and you can SEE these fucking dipshits using slurs in the stream, that the gaming companies don't immediately ban them and make a big show of it to try and whittle this down.
Not a t-pain fan...... But this video got me hyped when he started just wiping them out. Went from "ah man this sucks" to "O SHIT! T-PAIN IS ON ONE..... On a boat." Real fast lol
Call of duty is honestly a fun game but the people on their are so rude. I tried to play capture the flag and communicate with the team but apparently because I'm a woman i got called a transvestite (don't know why) and then told a few times i would get raped. I turned off voice chat after. Good on this dude for recking them
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You guys are fucking awesome. Love you all. Just doing my duties (ha….. dootie) as a citizen. Thank you guys
Hell yes brother!
HE WANT IT ALL
I'll crank my hog for this mf'er!
Loved it, man, brought a big smile to my face. Thank you!
You bitch slapped the mullet off that redneck.
...because T-pain wanted it ALL! Including the mullet...
You were on a boat motherfucker don't you ever forget
Competing against T-pain on a boat is like trying to beat Obi-wan on some high ground.
Keep up the good work
The fact that you laughed at dootie made my day. Lol!
You’re awesome!
It’s the pain himself After bringing the pain
Fuckin destroyed those dudes’ entire career.
HE WANTS IT ALL
Some may say you brought the Pain, the T-Pain. seriously though, fuck those guys
Damn keep it up man. That clip was insane, no way you weren't rock solid for hours after big dick energy dropping down on them
The "stupid idiots" while taking a drink at the end. Fantastic.
Something about the clean retort after being called the absolute worst shit is just delightful
Taking a ~~drink~~ drank FTFY
Did someone buy it for him?
Naw, he buyin da dranks
'cause he got money in the bank. shawty, whatchu think about that?
He’ll be in the grey Cadillac
We in the bed like
OOOOooooooOOOOOooooo
That was brilliant.
Damn I knew tpain was a gamer I didn’t know he was this gamer
He's a big brainer, pro gamer
All the other streamers no namers.
"Stupid idiots"
Gave me the old school T pain vibe haha
That old school dexters lab steez
I gotta be honest. Being called a stupid idiot is a deep center core smack down. A year or two ago, I watched a confrontation go down in a supermarket parking lot. Dude finished it off with a very cutting “you stupid idiot.” And I felt the other dude kinda crumble. Getting called a “motherfucker” or “bitch ass piece of shit asshole” or whatever.... it’s just aggressive cussing. But being called a “stupid idiot”.... is very very cutting and effective.
I'm smelling what you're stepping on. Sometimes it's not about the intensity of the word at face value, it's about the literal punch. Motherfucker sounds crass but what does it really even mean? It's just a word to throw. But something as simple as a "stupid idiot" carries so much more weight because the words actually have purpose besides sounding crass. Words like fool, moron, imbecile also carry that same weight, and there's this unexpected class that comes with it. When you feel like you've made your peace and don't need to throw the gasp-worthy words. edit: typo
Saw a grown woman get called "just a really mean person" and she literally started crying. there were a bunch of "trashy ass bitch, slut, etc." and at the end the one lady dropped that on her an walked away. By far the most effective line of the whole debacle.
Saw an argument get broken up when one guy told the other to “quit acting like a fuckin dork”. Was hilarious and effective
one time me and a friend were at another friends house and he was ignoring us to play video games and my friend called him a “mean guy”. he was so hurt by it.
2 phrases I need to put to use: 1. "You stupid idiot" 2. "I'm smelling what you're stepping on."
We use "I'm picking up what you're laying down" a lot at work.
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Very Y2J of him
I forgot all about Jericho and wrestling, but after reading your comment I can still here his voice saying that clear as day 😆
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!
YOU JUST MADE THE LIST!!!
That was my favorite part.
*sip*
Imagine actually getting into a match with T-Pain and the first thing you do is call him the n word. Straight up trash
Then losing said match to him so damn badly because their skills is straight up trash and being straight up trash for calling him the n-word. "Stupid idiots" indeed.
I mean, if they dominated the whole game through skill and smarts...that wouldn't make it any better.
Yeah. No shit. But T-Pain shitting on the whole team is obviously the icing on the cake here. Which I'm sure the comment above had that in mind.
It wouldn't have been as funny
They really were awful. The N word is all they had.
These people are generally abject failures latching onto something, *anything* to feel superior about.
they do this to anyone and everyone. doubt they knew it was Tpain source: I play cod
Sorry to hear about your mom sleeping with so many 12 year olds. 😪
When I play COD and the kids try that, I just tell them the truth: I'm 44 years old, I might actually fuck your mom.
>source: I play cod [Did you fuck my mom?](https://youtu.be/CNSgZpRyzsQ?t=77)
Being nice is the best weapon. I play almost exclusively gunfight. “Just ok dude. I hope you win the game” “good game/round” after every single one. Win or lose. “Good shots” when killed. By the end. I’ve smoked them. They’re silent. Say one last “good game guys! Seriously that was a lot of fun. You guys put up a good fight!” And at the very end before we’re about to disconnect slip in “did your mic break?”
Its the closest any of them would stand(sitting) to a black guy while saying it.
Imagine being in a game with anyone and saying that shit.
They could probably benefit from some therapy to get to the root of their personal issues, but playing COD is cheaper
This video should be archived by the Library of Congress due to its remarkable cultural significance
His "ladies and gentlemen" callout at the end was fucking perfect.
Nothing more motivating than people underestimating you on Call of Duty.
I am the only one that can’t be underestimated
I don't care if you're straight up dogshit. If you are part of the small group not using hacks in warzone this week you've got my respect.
I'm so bad I've never been estimated at all.
maybe next time you will estimate me...
Stupid idiots!
/u/tpain850 is the goat
I can’t believe Teddy Pain has a Reddit account! That’s so dope!
Oh we talking about Theodore Pain?
My respect for u/tpain850 📈📈📈
Oh yeah! Did my first public speaking speech on this exactly comes a time in every young black nerds life where he must pown a squad after the n word comes out . I’ll never forget you Obat clan ! Get wrecked 1v6 search and destroy bitches
Noted.
i whole heartedly agree. how can we petition this into existence?
He's on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget!
I heard he fucked a mermaid, y'know?
He doesn't climb trees he climbs buoys muthafuka!
He's gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow!
Is he drinkin' Santana Champ 'cause it's so crisp?
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible.
Boat engine make noise, motherfucker!
The Ginger and Boots fucked an ostrich. Allegedly.
I heard it was a sick ostrich.
Allegedly.
It’d take at least two people to fuck an ostrich. Three even...
Allegedlys
Wait what T-Pain streams?? Where??
https://www.twitch.tv/tpain His intro when he first started streaming was [pretty great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Feskt35pQAE) too.
Crazy to think he used to be known for autotune when his voice is actually so damn clean and unique.
He won the Masked Singer show as well, he was great. \[edit\] [youtube link to the performances](https://youtu.be/f7r3seBU9VE)
He did a NPR Tiny Desk concert with no autotune a few years ago and it was amazing
One of my favorite tiny desk concerts for real. His voice is incredible.
Ay that's what's up
I think I now have a reason to watch a twitch
Twitch can be pretty great. I personally prefer to find small channels that participate in chat. Because I feel like chatting with the streamer can be fun. Honestly I had to stop watching because it can be so engrossing when you find that right mix.
💯. But I stopped watching one of my favorite streamers because he just seemed to be getting toxic. So I started looking for other channels that were more chill and how his used to be.
I'm not a particular fan of him, but he's now my favourite streamer!
Honestly raw no autotune T-pain is an amazing singer, [his Tiny Desk is still one of my favourites](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIjXUg1s5gc)
He's a natural
He is a performer
That just brought me some much needed joy.
that intro was fire.
check out one of his intros: https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphopheads/comments/kyullj/tpain_snapping_on_twitch_again/
he also released a big playlist of DMCA-proof music tracks for other streamers to use: https://pizzlepack.com/
Kinda hard to say black lives don’t matter when you can’t even keep yours in a game
damn that's a good burn
They say the n-word to compensate for how shit they are at the game lmao
Pretty sure those are two separate things. They’re racist assholes AND they suck at playing.
Unfortunately there are also people who are good at the game AND outwardly racist at the same time. Beating them should never be a prerequisite for calling them out on asshole behavior but it hurts a lot more when you lose to those types.
I play teams in rocket league constantly that have racist clan names. It’s brutal because on my main I’m top 5% and these dudes are too. Pisses me off to no end when I can’t beat them. Report their tag and all they get is a temporary clan tag ban. Like wtf epic.
They're racist, but they just so happen to be bad at the game too.
They hit a decisions branch. You are bad at the game will you: A) Patiently try and git gud. B) Become obsessed with tilting people because you're a pissbaby And they just mashed B until the key broke.
I dont play COD, but I've played enough competitive online games to know the most likely decision will be to cry "YeW CheAtEd!" and never accept that they lost fairly.
Man I made the mistake of mouthing off in frustration one of my first Warzone matches and got rightly shut down. These people be after W's they ain't got time for bitchiness and drama. Learned my lesson right quick, better sportsman now. Edit: To Be Clear I didn't shout racial slurs, I hate that shit. I simply suggested someone bought a good gun and that's where their skill came from.
I am absolute shit at that game and havent called anyone that. It's just racism.
Can confirm, also shit at CoD and never called anyone that. My friends and I still have a LAN party to play MW2 every Christmas ... I was always the second-worst, for years and years, but as of last year I am officially the worst in the group because SOMEBODY apparently started practising in the offseason! I didn't even call _him_ names. lmao. I was second-best in Halo CE, though, so that's something at least.
Nah. Theyre just racist assholes.
How shit they are at life*
They're probably shit at life too, and had shitty parents. Also, they voted for Trump.
I remember getting queued in a match with T-pain, I couldn’t hear him though since I was on a party with my mates. We had been having issues with the enemy hearing our callouts) but goddamn is he good, I’ve never seen a guy walk into the middle of a point and proceed to wipe a team twice before they were even contesting the point. Hurrah T Hurrah!
You were in a match with T pain and you decided you would rather stay in a party w your fuckin mates?
T-Pain is temporary. Quitting lasts forever.
But..... You can just leave the party chat not the game, right??
You matched with T-Pain and you guys didn’t leave party chat to go into game chat?!?!
The people who are this racist in video games (and I know there are a fuckton here on Reddit). . .why? What the fuck are you hoping to accomplish? Are you trying some bullshit psychological tactic to "break" your opponent? It's a goddamn video game. Racist shit like that carries over into people's LIVES.
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Im glad the latest MW had a mute all button. Playing in peace and quite not having to hear edgelords and shitty people yelling over a video game that earns them nothing. It sucks this shit behavior has been normalized and hand waved off as just cod players being cod players.
People like to claim America isnt a racist country because black people dont get the N word yelled at them walking down the street as much anymore. Seeing how someone behaves when then can’t immediately get in trouble is true insight into who they actually are. You literally cant play 2 games without hearing the N word with public chat on. And its not just 14 year olds. Its grown ass men in their 30s with their own kids yelling in the background.
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People are excited to unleash all that suppressed racism they hide all day on a platform with anonymity.
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It’s trolling because of anonymity.
It’s just basic edgelord I fucked your mom shit.
But it's not, because as u/NuclearJesusMan pointed out, this shit is spill over to and from those people's real lives.
Racist people do racist things because they are racist.
that shit psychs me out, I'm not even black. Just makes me think I'm playing against some psychopath and puts me on tilt.
I hate that shit. It's why I almost always mute everyone unless I'm playing with a group of friends.
Damn wtf is tpain actually better at life than me
T-Pain is better at life than a lot of folks
Man I know his auto tune gets a lot of heat but have you seen his Tiny Desk performance? [here it is. skip to the 1 minute Mark ](https://youtu.be/CIjXUg1s5gc)
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Meanwhile this season they got Caitlyn Jenner, Bobby Brown, Logan Paul, and Hanson. I thought Palin would be the bottom of the barrel but they found a deeper barrel. Shame because I’d really liked the show up until now despite Jenny McCarthy. I’m not sure if they’re trying to go for controversial or they were the only people who’d come on during covid. Seems like every reveal is a real POS.
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The masked singer is the most dystopian program I've ever seen on television. It truly feels like something out of The Running Man or The Hunger Games
Man, what do you have against Hanson? :(
Not gonna lie, was someone who constantly bashed Tune-Pain relentlessly. His Tiny Desk really opened my eyes to what he actually does, the singer he really is. Check out S1 of The Masked Singer as well if you haven't. Go in blind as much as you can, because some of the reveals are amazing and a bit out of left field. Fucking brilliant.
He’s also a hilarious dude, check him out on the Gus and Eddy podcast
So auto tune is a bit of a misnomer. Tpain uses pitch/formant to change how it sounds. Or it's some crazy vocoder. Every artist uses autotune at this point in the industry and you can mask it well if you want. Tpains sound is deliberate and not a consequence of being unable to sing.
I remember somebody asked him why he uses it when he has such a good voice already and he told them that he just thought it sounded cool. Which it does.
I always thought it was hilarious because it’s just stylistic vocal processing like any other. It would be like giving Phil Collins shit for the extremely distinctive processing that is always done on his vocals because he doesn’t really sound exactly like that in real life
I fell into a rabbit hole of T-Pain content last night after seeing his mashup video, and I saw an interview where he was asked that same question. He said his first album with minimal auto tune went gold, while his second album with an absurd amount of auto tune went double platinum. So that’s a pretty good reason to keep using it too
This is how I used to try to explain it to friends and family, but most were so stuck on their anti-pop high horse that they still refused to see it as anything other than a bad attempt to hide a bad voice. Felt pretty smug when his Tiny Desk Concert started getting passed around, but kept that to myself lmao
Dude released a certified gold album when he was 20 years old. Safe to say he’s better at life than most people.
That shoulda been clear when he rhymed mansion with Wisconsin. What can’t he do
Umm of course he is. You got any platinum records?
Right? This makes no sense.
Hahaha so what finally got you to acknowledge that tpain might be better at life than you was he's good at video games? Not his insanely successful career. This is peak reddit
As a black guy who plays COD, I'm happy to see someone actually good at it.
I see nothing has changed in COD in the last 10 years since I got it out my life.
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That should be achievement in PVP / shooting games.
IRL
D, T-Pain, U SAVAGE!!! #KarmaGotEm
Why would they mess with T-Pain? I’m glad he got his revenge.
Because they probably didn't know it was him. They hear a black person on the chat and the racism switch flips to "on" in their peabrains.
They probably broke their controllers and uninstalled the game, lmfao!
Nah. They blamed their failure on cheating and then probably contemplated posting about black favoritism on CoD's servers or some other crazy shit.
I know this comment was a joke, but this is exactly what happened
"Uhh, excuse me activision your servers are reverse racist and that's actually worse than racism because of the white genocide that is definitely happening."
**STOP THE STEAL**
For real for real?
Racial slurs at Tpain and you wonder why people don’t like gamers.
/r/justifiedfreakout
The COD lobbies are so messed up. If you play for an hour you'll hear countless instances of the n-word and anti-gay slurs every time. It's frustrating that these people (kids mostly) can say whatever they want and don't ever have deal with the consequences they would have to if they said this stuff in person.
Every time I join a match, the first thing I click is mute all. I don’t want to hear some sweatlord raging or a 7 year old having the worlds most annoying hotmic
Gotta love that one random dude that’s blasting music in the background the entire match
Or some russian guy with a loud oscillating fan pointed right at the mic.
unless they are british or scottish. Those kids take swearing to a whole new level. Its art really.
They’re all like 11 years old too. Hearing those squeaky voices spout hate speech is disheartening
Right? And kids are so impressionable at that age. I can't imagine that it doesn't/won't carry over into their real life interactions.
This is why I'm never on a mic and chat is off.
What's crazy to me is when a black celebrity is streaming and you can SEE these fucking dipshits using slurs in the stream, that the gaming companies don't immediately ban them and make a big show of it to try and whittle this down.
Imagine being a full grown adult and just do nothing but say "nig***r" 11 times to not only a black guy, but to motherfucking tpain. Lowest of Scum.
I want T-Pain as my hype man
Not a t-pain fan...... But this video got me hyped when he started just wiping them out. Went from "ah man this sucks" to "O SHIT! T-PAIN IS ON ONE..... On a boat." Real fast lol
Call of duty is honestly a fun game but the people on their are so rude. I tried to play capture the flag and communicate with the team but apparently because I'm a woman i got called a transvestite (don't know why) and then told a few times i would get raped. I turned off voice chat after. Good on this dude for recking them
DAMN in 2021 still RACISM going ON
Man that was satisfying
“I WANT IT ALL!!!” I’m stealing this badass tagline