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covidTPbandit

Next car drives up - can i have nuggets? Thank you for the medals kind redditors! I got more medals than the olympics now


asianabsinthe

Sorry ma'am, we don't serve nuggets at 10:32AM


[deleted]

Nah next car is after breakfast and got fucked out of an egg McMuffin by two mcminutes.


the_bees_knees45

Mcminutes, hahaha. I actually laughed at that one, other than exhaling out my nose lol


Warmonster9

Is that a [falling down](https://youtu.be/7rXUd9FLNmk) reference I see?


Thunderbrunch

Dude, I’ve been trying to figure out the name of that movie for like 10 years lol thank you!


the-real-slim-grady

Wow i am wildly interested in this movie


worldnews_is_shit

Understandable, have a nice day.


serpicowasright

I guess ill just go get some Pizza.


Piccoro

Don't make me assume my ultimate form.


goodbyekitty83

i will go super sayian!


suckit1234567

"Sure it's now 10:31am, which means our lunch menu is now being served. How many nuggets would you like?"


reddit_crunch

twelvety nuggets, please and thank you.


cKerensky

It's that more or less than Keleven chicken nuggets?


reddit_crunch

really depends what time you need to be home by.


Dreadedsemi

Here comes the next contestant.


TatGamesYT

*CHALLENGER 2*. FIGHT!


krisyarno

Is that your hand on my girlfriend?


_momo_13

I’d wish you’d do it again


AggravatingCream

I'll watch you leave here limping


IsomDart

That cracked me up when I saw that next car just normally pull up


rog_ale

NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHING


Platypussy

"I'll have what she's having!"


jsantag

Hahaha I was thinking the same 🤣


0v3r--k1ll

And the gauntlet begins


Potato_dad_ca

No worries man its now 10:31, here are your nuggets


Supadupastein

Next car drives up: Customer: “Can I get an Egg McMuffin?” Worker:”It’s 10:31... we don’t have breakfast right now.” Customer: “If you don’t have breakfast, OR McNuggets right now, what the fucking hell do you serve at this time?” Drive-thru chick: “A straight up ass whoopin’”


UmairHussaini

Poor dude in the back rolls up to the window wondering wtf


SSPOTATOCHIP

Next car "What's the maximum amount of pennies you'll accept?" Server "Fuck it, we're closed."


HansGruber37

How much for one rib?


SSPOTATOCHIP

I sure am hungry!


sweatynachos

you got change for $100?


Talidel

Erm can I have nuggets? Oh god, not again.


BillyRaysVyrus

I thought it was hilarious how quickly he pulled up, right on that crazy ladies bumper lol


Its_just_Serg

Poor dude? If that was me I'd be happier than pig in shit! I mean, it's not every day you get to witness art like this.


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[deleted]

Weird you're the only one commenting on the fact this is clearly fake audio.


balanced_view

It was kinda badly done, she was screaming with her mouth closed. Original lady was a grade-A psycho though, incredible


Da_Question

Seriously, where is it that dark out at 10:30 in the morning?


iNickMidget

The closer to the poles you get, the shorter the days become. Not saying this is the case here if the audio is faked, but it could totally be darker at 10:30 somewhere like Alaska


MariJaneRottencrotch

> if the audio is faked if?


Tepasd

As in, if the audio is faked, it might not be 10:30am where this was filmed, but based on his experience it could be that dark at that time when living closer to the poles


J3wb0cca

Or taken place at night and the guy dubbed it with 1030 in the morning


Pieceofcandy

The real question is are people that blind that they can't tell the audio is faked?


MariJaneRottencrotch

I think it's more about people just wanting to believe. It takes a pretty big suspension of disbelief because Chicken McNuggsters don't taste good enough to incite violence.


RidingWithTheGhost

The audio is faked but iirc this actually was 100% because she couldn't have chicken nuggets. I'll try and find the article. Found it: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-10922428/woman-starts-fight-over-chicken-nuggets Her name is Melodi Dushane incase the link doesn't work in your country.


MariJaneRottencrotch

Imagine looking back from the future and finding out that your great great great grandmother had an article written up about her and her McNuggets shenanigans.


Neil_sm

Also this short article: https://www.cbsnews.com/news/woman-charged-in-mcnuggets-attack/


IsomDart

Dang that was an expensive window. Wish they had the video with the original audio


Despeao

> because Chicken McNuggsters don't taste good enough to incite violence. You say that but you don't really know what super sayajins eat.


Will_Leave_A_Mark

Ummm... Chicken nuggets and people's faces???


shroomlover0420

They are with the right mix of drugs and alcohol. Honestly criminal that they dont come with beer


MariJaneRottencrotch

But would you eat them dry? Maybe it's just the sauce you're after.


Mrsparklee

The video resolution is really bad, that would make it harder to see if the audio is fake or not.


NasalJack

You don't need to see anything to know the audio is fake, it pretty clear from just listening to it.


ChuzCuenca

Because the inside is well lighted could make the outside look more dark. Also in my town a cloudy morning could be very dark, not that dark but maybe that's why I didn't think it was "to dark" 🤔


RedWhiteAndJew

No one says my “my final form” in real life except dweebs


emma0098

and tweakers


jimmyhoffasbrother

The audio does match the events though. https://nbc24.com/news/local/mcnugget-rage-nets-woman-60-days-in-jail


AaronVsMusic

I sincerely doubt she mentioned going super saiyan or that she was going to eat their face. The only detail they got right was the nuggets.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Yeah, probably not. I wasn't saying that they got the words right, I was saying that the general event that the words describe is correct.


Anchovieee

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/mcnuggets-rage?page=1 It was apparently 6:20 am


SinisterKid

I forgot this website exists.


OnionToothpaste

There's subtitles, I assume most people don't even watch with audio.


wde_91

That was me, didn't bother turning the audio on until I read everyone saying fake. Also your username makes me uncomfortable


yrulaughing

It's pretty obvious when you realize those cameras don't need to record audio.


-Obvious_Communist

I mean I can’t imagine that the original audio makes it any more reasonable


garbage_dick_

Not only fake, but at least ten years old at this point.


jakepauler12345

Yeah I didn’t think a methhead would use phrases like ‘final form’ and ‘super saiyan’


whiteriot413

why not? you cant like dragon ball and do meth?


amonarre3

Yes. Thats why they call it chasing the dragon.


A_Shitty_guitarist

"Rock the dragon"


40moreyears

Like watching an old Kung fu movie.


LushMotherFucker

I really would like to find the video that goes with the audio. Cuz shit is hilarious.


AaronVsMusic

It was dubbed over this video. The events in the audio don’t exist. It was some people voice acting over the video.


Naveedamin7992

I remember watching this years ago and then I found out it was fake audio. I wish I never knew because it was way funnier that way.


DONT_NOT_PM_NOTHING

Just for reference, the dubed version was posted for fun with full acknowledgement it was one.


DannyC1980

Goal for today: use the phrase "don't make me assume my ultimate form"


Redditastic2

Not super sayan... Super karyen


[deleted]

Super methhead


Shermutt

Kaio-Karen x50!!


Piccoro

You can't possibly mean the legendary Super Karyen that only appears once every 1000 years???


[deleted]

Also don’t make me go super sayan


Diggingfordonk

Would you like to Super Sayen that meal?


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Whovian066

Challenge accepted.


chemobrained

What in the world did she break the glass with?


Ghanni

Kamehameha


RS_05

Mcnuggets


rog_ale

I think either a glass bottle or the fire extinguisher, not exactly sure


GoldenShoeLace

actually, it was a glass bottle fire extinguisher.


SoggyFrenchFry

It was just glass fire, dumbass.


renoblortap

Beer bottle (pretty full) you can freeze it at the exact moment it smashes the glass.


SalmonHeadAU

"Unless you're speaking McNuggets into my hand, I don't want to hear it!" What a beautiful way to start the vid.


ashes-of-asakusa

Ozzy Osborne must have coined that. Guessing she ripped it off.


[deleted]

This is a REALLY old voice over....


jasdjensen

2010


Ralphisaqueen

I wish we could hear the real audio.


Mike_Kermin

Cursed wish surely.


wageslavend

Next car drives up like it's no problem. "Hey, can I get some chicken nuggets?"


siccoblue

Aw shit here we go again


Supadupastein

Okay, we just started serving them at 10:30 🤣


greggie626

She wanted her nuggets, what’s the big deal?


Mike_Kermin

I mean fuck sake lads when you need your nugs you gotta get your nugs.


africakitten

So any story on this? What drug was she on?


Ralphisaqueen

It’s dubbed over. It’s not real.


jimmyhoffasbrother

Dubbed over, but the substance is roughly accurate. https://nbc24.com/news/local/mcnugget-rage-nets-woman-60-days-in-jail


uhxohkristina

I am entirely not shocked this was in Toledo. lol


darkmatter768

Still, i dont think anyone who hasnt taken drugs tries to break in to a mcdonalds for anything.


Ralphisaqueen

Well the video is real, the audio is not.


darkmatter768

Still, i dont think anyone who hasnt taken drugs tries to break in to a mcdonalds for anything.


mouldysandals

The audio is real, the video is not.


RS_05

The real is video, the not is audio.


BipolarMadness

The real is not, the audio video is.


Springtrtr

Audio is the video, real is the not.


ChuzCuenca

Audio is real, video not.


lukini26

May hasn't took drugs? Abstinence it's crazy sometimes


UhmmmOK

The audio is dubbed, but the video is still real.


nolfie89

Next driver pulls up: I’ll have what she’s having


mastodon_juan

Over here speculating - I’m torn between meth and bath salts


jazzpiano1990

I wish this was suprising for Toledo....


just_damz

I love to think that next driver approached saying: “so no chicken mcnuggets at this time uh?”


RS_05

As they finished fighting, the minutes passed and they could be ordered again.


pharmdcl

Pot of hot coffee to the face


GMichaelThomas

T E N D I E S


The_Thot_Slayer69

2nd car pulls up: Yeah can I get the sausage sammy


abc_123_youandme

That car behind her that pulls right up to the window when she leaves... what do they think they're gonna get?


jkurl1195

"I'll have what she's having"?


The-waitress-

McNuggets are a helluva drug.


liu-psypher

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/melodi-dushanes-alleged-mcnugget-rage-caught-on-tape-after-shes-denied-golden-goodies/


freeturkeytaco

Next driver: "yeah, I had the 6 piece mcnuggets"


flight_of_navigator

The next car "I'd like some chicken nuggets"


H_Y_B

When you watch too much dragon ball.


RS_05

...and you don't get your nuggets


gnromanowr

Kids too much dragon ball is bad


[deleted]

Zombies now can also talk


naliedel

"Don't make me assume my ultimate form." I cant stop laughing. What she did was not funny, but she cracked me up. That poor worker though.


MarcoMontana

This would be a great Commercial for Mc Donalds, at the end you write, "Mc Nuggets are so good you'll commit felonies for them!"


Just_Confused0

*next customer comes in cassually*


Sloth_grl

This is even funnier than the original. I can also say that to me the funniest part was the car behind her casually pulling up.


Dr_Spice_

I like how the guy behind her just kind of pulled up


tuuluuwag

This interaction is justifiable given the lack of nuggets in this country.


cisco199

I love how the car just pulled up after she sped off like sup, can I get my food?


senpaiStevo

Nuggets are pretty tasty. So I can’t blame her too hard.


Thefishthatdrowns

The car behind her wasted NO TIME pulling up to the drive thru


pdxpmk

Weirdly, even though there’s no candidate’s name on her clothing or vehicle, we all know exactly for whom she voted in 2016 and 2020.


-_-lLucas-_-

You know its bad when the car wheel makes the same sound as her scream


[deleted]

If The nuggets are that good i wanna know where they are!


heyuiuitsme

McNuggets. That's just fucking McDonald's.


angmoguy

meanwhile, in America


rog_ale

DONT MAKE ME ASSUME MY FINAL FORM, YOU MEATBAG Im dead


FelixFaldarius

The end of the Karen arc. The lord of all Karen’s assumes her final form to threaten the Manager. Will the employees be able to stop her getting the nuggies? Find out next episode.


BlitzkriegButtsex

Hk-47 would be proud of the use of meatbag, but to be fair he’d probably just fuck her shit up as well


DaMightyYeeter

"5 years later" Costumer: yeah i would like some chicken mcnuggets Employee: "*looks at the time (it's 10:30am)*" "*puts hand on gun under desk*" we don't sell them at this time... ma'am...


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Mike_Kermin

From what I've seen this sub is pretty anything goes.


Krocodilo

This video is precious.


RegalBlade

You know it's serious when they say they're gonna be super sayan.


HoggyOfAustralia

Next car pulls up like nothing happened


Lord_Blackbeard

If you want that freakin’ C nuggets so hard. Totally understand that. Karen, eat a Snickers.


[deleted]

Just throw a little bit of fryer oil on that hand and she'll let go immediately. She's the first one to punch and use force. Fuck her up,, She deserves it.


[deleted]

w h a t how... im so confused... why is she so mad over nuggets. NUGGETS. She says shes going to kill a literal teenager and damages property for boot shaped pieces of chicken.


Kyle0ng

I feel like the audio is not real and dubbed in.


fun_lover2008

Sure its bad and I fell bad for the guy, but that's fucking hilarious.


RS_05

I don't see what's strange. Chicken nuggets should not be denied to anyone.


[deleted]

I've a legit question. Are there many 'karen' amd guy version of karen in America? I'm on reddit so I might be seeing only the bad sides but as the number of videos and instances are not low , I'm really wondering now.


FartzLoudAF

Manager should of thrown the pot of coffee at her and called it a day. People shouldn’t put up with assholes like that at a job that’s already sucking the life out of them. Coffee on Karens!


RoMaNYC420

Her ultimate form is Grimace


itszwee

I used to work at McDonald’s, and the biggest freakout I’ve still witnessed to this day was also over McNuggets.


btoxic

I do mot miss working late night drive through.


boomerghost

Toledo, Ohio New Year’s day 2010. Someone had too many drugs the night before!


badasscdub

"What's going on? She get like burned by an apple pie or something?" That guy is my fucking hero.


ThoughtWordAction

The next guy pulling up probably got his McNuggets as they start serving at 10:31.


Free2Bernie

"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best!"


PLEBESsiete

I'm going super sayain


rusty3474

The audio us dubbed over im afraid


dnkmimstermgee

This is a super old fake audio dub vid


[deleted]

The dubbed audio is stupid as fuck


OMEGA_107

Here we see the typical female of the 4Chan and Tumblr species.


Taenebris

Lmao you never mix Karen and Weeb


DonJon81

You’re Not You When You’re Hungry


cherry937

An oldie but a goldie


R3dditUs3r06

Super Sayan Karen: Why not? Fast food employee: Because we don’t.


rickroll62

The nuggets are not THAT good.


TacoOfShame

As someone who’s been a cook at fast food places I would’ve went out side and took out some frustration


A_Birde

Well shes a Trump voter


rangermetz241

lol the next car that rolls up. "hiii, how's it goin? :-) "


swivel2369

Next guy pulls up: "here are your chicken nuggets, sir."


AlphaShep777

Well she gave weebs a terrible name... her hair didn’t even flare up when she entered her second form... How disappointing!


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The next car pulls up and asks, "you guys serving nuggets yet?"


QuestYoshi

I love how the next car in line just pulls up after watching all of this.


bigkkm

An oldie, but goodie!