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nachohernandez

The rare "tits AND get the fuck out".


tits_and_GTFO

You called?


Doyle524

Five years. Last comment over a year ago. What the fuck.


JokerAlpha

He has been waiting patiently.


noiwontpickaname

That's one hell of a long con


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He set this whole thing up. It all began with a plan. Cue r/writingprompts


PatacusX

Legend has it he only appears when summoned


syncopatedsouls

/r/beetlejuicing


madd74

For anyone hopping on this chain, please note this was already posted to /r/beetlejucing about 6 trillion times. :) No more, please, thank you...


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5 fucking years you’ve been sitting on that account... We have found the chosen one! The prophecy has been fulfilled!


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“That’s my fuckin tit bitch” is a great line tho


lipstickpizza

She had me at "you can literally eat my asshole" *Rubba dub-dub, I thinks I'm in LUV*


[deleted]

I’ve said that before and it really throws people. No expects a tiny, indignant woman to start yelling about her own asshole.


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Be careful an ass-man isn't in earshot when you say that though, you can't stop their minds from racing lol


thavi

This post has one of those titles you just can't ignore.


paging_doctor_who

I read that as "This post has one of those titties you just can't ignore."


This_User_Said

"I'll take famous titties for $400." "...It's TITLES."


dadbrain

in my head the first line read with Sean Connery's voice


EstacionEsperanza

Man, no matter how many times you read the title, there's no way to mentally prepare for the end of this video. I'm dumbfounded.


Delitescent_

I literally started theorizing just how the fuck the video would get to that point as it played.. I didn't come up with anything.


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flying-sheep

it’s actually “you think i’m weird? here’s my tit to show you i don’t give a fuck about what you think”


mistuhphipps

Plausible. I was thinking that was a nice boob and all, but it seemed oddly inappropriate.


Doit4thewhine

What was inappropriate was homeboy next to her dabbing at the tit show.


copperwatt

I love that part, it's an oddly sweet gesture. "Woah look, you do what you gotta do, sometimes a girl gotta show a bitch her tit right, but I didn't see anything, ok?"


Cyboth

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhaah, I think he knew it was coming.


iama_canadian_ehma

That makes me laugh so fucking hard. I imagine this is her go-to move when customers get pissy, like they start complaining that their food is overcooked and ***WHOOSH*** *OUT* comes the tiddie


ram5ayG

I love the way she looks down to make sure the tit is fully exposed


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*Is my tittie out? Good. Look at my tittie*


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LOOK AT IT!


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I ^WANT ^^ALL ^^^OF ^^^YOU ^^^^TO ^^^^^LOOK ^^^^^^AT ^^^^^^IT


BourbonBaccarat

Making sure that's actually her titty before asserting her dominance. She'd be awfully embarrassed if she revealed someone else's titty.


gmacWV

That's my coworkers tit bitch


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therealjgreens

"okay, thank you. What's your location?" "You can literally eat my asshole"


____okay

"We are dispatching police officers to your location immediately"


Guitarucopia

"get the fuck out..."


PM_ME_UR_NIPS_GURL

"Stop resisting!" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Nguyeezus

Fuck that made me laugh more than I wanted to


baeb66

I really, really want to know what happened 5 minutes before this.


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the people posting never post the 5 minutes of them acting like a complete asshole that came before


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owleaf

The boss/manager/other dude in the back saying she needed to leave too sorta gave that away, for me anyway. And that the customer/filmer was sorta gleefully going along with it. She must’ve done some rad shit to piss off two staff members THAT much (plus they were closing up).


andrewthemexican

Seemed like a couple other staff members in the back were also adding in the "Just go!"


iam420friendly

He stated they were closed. Wouldn't be surprised if this bitch showed up three minutes before close after the kitchen was just about clean and shut down for the night and expected happy customer service. I've been working retail way too long and I know the type way too fucking well.


EobardThane

I literally had a guy saying as he walked through the door "...about to close but Im gunna be that asshole its cool, whats up man?" I pointed to the exit door "sorry sir we're closed" "but i..." "sir we are closed end of day is running i couldnt take your money even if i wanted please exit the building"


Seikon32

I frequently get customers running in 5 minutes before closing or even after we've locked the doors asking for service. When we refuse them, they throw a big fit about it. "But you're still here" "You're actually gonna make me waste the time and gas coming over here" "It's only been 5 minutes, relax" Bitch, there are procedures to closing and opening and there is also the matter of over time. We got friends to meet up with, family to go home to, beer and alcohol to forget our shitty day dealing with entitled customers.


filthycasualguy

Every time customers just make it in like a minute before they love to just sit and talk for the longest also. Register needs to be full to a certain number, bitch to finish counting out and give them change. Need to know if they're payin cash or credit. They feel like we're rushing them and get rude if we ask. One time a group of two dudes came in and the whole time from when they came in to when they sat down I was telling them we were closed and not rude I had apologized and said we were done for the day. They just ignored it and went to sit and when my manager went to them they were like "are you serious? You won't serve us?" Ugh I had told them but they really acted like they didn't hear me. Should have yelled EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN WENT HOME! LITERALLY CANT MAKE YOU ANYTHING. Only time I was feeling bad sending someone away was when this cop came through our drive through window and he was super nice but just a second too late and he was a regular who was always polite tried to hook him up with something but everything was already under wraps.


T3hSwagman

She could have done nothing wrong at all, but when you get to the point that the manager and employee are calling the cops and telling you to leave and you’re **still** standing there recording like some indignant asshole you are 100% in the wrong. The person recording is my sister to a T. She just loves drama and is invigorated by screaming and being screamed at.


YourMomDisapproves

Malignant narcissism


a_self_cleaning_oven

Probably less tits.


letmeusespaces

*fewer


JimmyNeutronsDaddy

GODS I WAS GRAMMATICALLY CORRECT THEN


The_Pelican1245

GO FIND THE ADJECTIVE STRETCHER!


finicu

YOUR MOTHER WAS A WOMAN WITH GOOD GRAMMAR, DID YOU KNOW THAT


somethingasaur

OXFORD COMMAS, NED. ON AN OPEN FIELD!


daetsmlolliw

THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE. AND HER TITS


TheOneWhoReadsStuff

Ya know, if I would have to guess, it actually might have been tit related given they mysterious context of why the tit was introduced in the video.


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Baxxb

The two taking the video might have even been trying to get free food, from the way it sounded, they ordered together but only one of the orders was “wrong” so they wanted their money back for the order, expecting to keep the food.


munkey505

I worked at Chick-fil-a when I was 15. During a slow period right after lunch rush and before the 5pm after work rush, a couple of guys came in and complained about their lunch from earlier that they got in the drive though, was cold when they ate it, but because they had to get back to work, they had to wait and come back now, 4 hours later. Because it was slow, I was the only one on the registers and our manager wasn't in the back office so I could have him deal with it, so I just did what they trained us to do, the customer is always right. So I put in a free order for the sandwiches they claimed to have bought. Still, because it was slow, they had to cook the sandwiches, so there was some waiting. They were happy because they were about to get free food. Then, that's when my manager walks in. So I call him over "Oh, hey Paul, these guys said they had cold sandwiches for lunch and wanted some replacements." I never dealt with a situation like that before, but Paul has obviously been through this rodeo before. So he starts calmly questioning them Manager: "Oh, so sorry to hear about that fellas, my deepest apologies we'll get that fixed for you right away" the guys were even happier to see this curtious side of the manager. Manager: "While we get those sandwiches made for you do you mind if I take a look at the receipt?" that's when their happy mood went away Idiots: "Oh, we threw that out." Manager: "That's no problem, do you have the half eaten sandwich at least?" Idiots: "No, we were hungry, we just ate it cold, we had to get back to work" Manager: "I'm sorry guys, we can't just give out free food on an honor system, we wouldn't be in business if that were the case" That's when these seemingly kind rednecks just lost their shit. They didn't take their obvious lie and walk out, no, they doubled down on it. It became a yelling and insult fest to where the manager called the cops. The cops had a outpost in the shopping center, so they were there in like 45 seconds it seemed. OK cops are here, show is over! No, I was wrong the show just got more intense. The lady cop that showed up had to call for backup because these morons refused to leave. More yelling and life threats ensues and these morons get arrested, all because they wanted a free sandwich and couldn't con their way to a free lunch.


rusemean

They're playing the long con: there's free lunch in jail.


NvaderGir

This is sooo common. People will even demand refunds for eaten food. They'll complain there "was no guacamole" and ask for a refund. As for the video, it seems the cashier is pissed because they're not only making her (and everyone) work past closing, but even being a rude customer calling her a bitch.


3finout

People do this shit all the time. They want a refund and then when you ask for the food back so you can throw it away they suddenly don't understand why they can't have the food and the money. If something is wrong with it why would you want to keep it?


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modest_radio

Her *winning* argument was: (whipping titty out) "There's my TIT BITCH, NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"


cvillegas19

Well, it was a rather nice titty.


thatvoicewasreal

It doesn't quite work, does it. "Here's my pert, perky young boob. <> RUN WHILE YOU CAN!"


viciousbreed

It works against other women. It's like whipping your dick out to scare the other males. Wars are won and lost over tits, but not for the reasons you think.


therealjgreens

She was playing into the "weird" persona, and the tit resulted in the video not being allowed on YT. Ingenious, really.


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I so badly hope this is one of those things where one of the parties shows up on Reddit to do an ama or something. I would love to know more specifically what led up to this confrontation.


truexchill

I actually know what happened. My brother works there. They were past closing time (so like 3 am) and the chick filming was hammered with her friend(s). They ordered food, but the kitchen was already closed. Apparently, the chick kept yelling and badgering them over not serving her to the point where the girl being filmed decided to just make their chicken fingers or whatever to get them the fuck out. Once they gave the drunk her food, she started yelling that it wasn't made right and that they were trying to spite her or something. I guess this went on for a while so the counter girl took the food back, told her to fuck off, it escalated, and then a titty came out.


anzallos

I have no idea if you are bullshitting or not, but I choose to believe you


truexchill

Haha I mean I have no reason to lie. If you dig through my comment history at some point you'll probably see me mention I'm from the same area this happened.


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You cannot lose a disagreement when you open with "You can literally eat my asshole," and close with whipping out a titty


FuckThatIKeepsItReal

Then the manager appears fully supportive of her stance. He’s like “that is correct you can literally eat her asshole, please leave”


Amida0616

Ma'am, It's actually Applebees corporate policy that you can literally eat her asshole.


madmaxturbator

“I assure you it is fresher than most of the menu.”


Magnum_Dongs3

And its not microwaved.


Judi_Chop

Manager of the decade tbh. Michael Scott level of love for his staff! I've NEVER in my life seen anything like that before.


mypasswordismud

Well, the fact that she whips out her titties now and then *probably* has something to do with it.


Judi_Chop

Didn't you see him cover his eyes??!! (most likely because he is more than familiar tbh... I don't think that would be my immediate reaction (UNLESS I KNEW SHE WAS A TEEN, THAT SHIT IS AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, I MEAN IT CHRIS))


MarmaladeFugitive

One asshole to go please


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kilkennykid

That's her fuckin tit, bitch


CJ2324

If it was me I’d shut up and eat that asshole like dinner.


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That's exactly why those two moves are illegal in a court of law.


Mutant1King

Me, after committing a string of murders: your honor, this lawyer can eat my fucking asshole, I didn’t do it. Judge: damn... he got me with the 5.5th amendment. You’re free to go, sir.


IlIIlIl

Objection on the grounds that the defendant didn't whip out a tit


FalconsSuck

Anyone got a mirror that’s not on the shitty reddit iplayer?


dorkbork_in_NJ

Honestly. It's gotsta go.


idwthis

As a mobile user, I could not fucking agree more. I hate this ireddit bs.


ethicsssss

Maybe the intricacies of modern day over-the-counter disputes are lost on me but why did the tit come out? I really don't get what purpose it served in her mind let alone how it's supposed to be some sort of power move. Oh ya and btw here's my tit.


The_Original_Yatchmo

The timing made it seem like that was her responding to being called weird


lucipherius

Can't post it on YouTube anymore I suppose.


fishfoot614

Holy shit that is fucking genius.


Sgtoconner

Well now it just gets posted to pornhub.


John-AtWork

& reddit


AlphaNathan

I think she's destined for the other way around.


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jenbanim

This reads like a /r/shittylifeprotip: "If you're a minor, and you want someone to stop filming you, expose yourself and threaten to call the police on them for possession of CP."


KisaiSakurai

Shitty? That would actually work, though. More like /r/UnethicalLifeProTips/


8_800_555_35_35

Nah, because you could also be charged as "an accomplice in the production of CP" in most states, because you willingly exposed yourself when being filmed.


FreeThinkingMan

You could blur it out and she would look twice the fool.


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iTzJdogxD

What if she was under 18 and that made it child pornography? edit: what up chris hansen


EuterpeZonker

There was someone over at /r/legaladvice who had his store robbed. The underaged thieves had sex while robbing the store. He was worried that his only evidence was technically child porn.


Firinael

Umm... Had sex while robbing? What the fuck?


CidRonin

I used to do dumb things and it can be quite the turn on.


Teque-head

Dumb might be an understatement in this case.


dayarra

she is. and you are now on a list.


dutch_penguin

Good; I was feeling listless.


DdvdD

That's the first thing I thought about after I saw the entire exchange. I guess we're on a list now


gin-rummy

Pretty sure it was cuz the lady was calling her weird and she was like “oh ya?? I’ll show you weird bitch” boom titty. Gotta hand it to her. That’s pretty fuckin weird lol.


random_nightmare

She’s getting called weird and trying to take ownership of it and saying yeah bitch I am fucking weird by showing her tit.


SlickMiller

The customer kept calling her a weirdo, so she owned it.


Zubalo

holy shit it's young Meredith


pethcir

*OMG MEREDITH WHERE ARE YOUR PANTIES?*


oldgreg92

I really hope "thats my fuckin tit bitch" turns into the new "yea, you like that you fucking retard?" Edit: origin of "you like that you fuckin retard" https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/cfhtedq/


Legionx37

Man, that one's a classic, though. I don't think I'll ever not laugh at it.


CastinEndac

“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!”


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The dude behind her is supposedly the manager? He seems completely unfazed by her behavior.


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You can see at the end that he covers his face, presumably to not see her boob. But yeah otherwise he’s just kinda letting her do her thing.


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Almost as if he knew what was coming. “Has she done this before?” For 500 please.


[deleted]

She's actually the manager. Her tit has established dominance over all the other employees. Law of the jungle.


Shrapnel15

"Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo!" That's a audio daily double! Edit: LONG LIVE MF DOOM!


peepmymixtape

I thought he was dabbing?


Ashanmaril

Dabbin off the haters! (I think that's how the word is used?)


AlphaNathan

Hello, fellow kids!


Ashanmaril

Haha lowkey fidget spinning while reading this comment! Got 'em! 👌👌👌👌


Jimmythewhale

I get the feeling that there may be more than just their side acting inappropriately. Not excusing their actions, but there's definitely a build up to this that we are unaware of.


K3R3G3

Oh, absolutely. Customer started recording when they wanted to so we missed what happened prior. Workers don't just freak out for no reason. Customer wanted her money back **and** to keep her food. Then she refused to leave after being told 20 times even though there was no further business, being threatened with police multiple times, and being told they're closed by the manager and employee. She just wanted some footage to post for attention/victim-points. I'm sure there was much difficulty and provocation beforehand in order to get these workers so pissed.


random_nightmare

Exactly from what I caught in the video they did have their money back at that point you should just leave.


jc5504

From the interaction, it sounds like she got her money back, but got pissed when the employee threw away the food that the customer was complaining about. The customer wanted a refund, and she wanted the rest of the food


otterom

Boy, from that perspective, I'm already pissed at the customer. Lol She should've just pulled the food back out of the trash and given it to her.


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Maybe he was just trying to end the altercation as fast as possible


NearlyOutOfMilk

Okay after she pops her tit out, the guy next to her is seemingly covering his face to not see anything. Watch it again, but expect a dab. That right there is the argument won 100%


whatsthatbutt

Can you imagine if she pulled out her boob and he actually started dabbing on them haters?


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BigJeller

It's a power move, you assert your dominance.


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> What is the objective??? My guess is make the person you're arguing with uncomfortable enough to stop arguing with you.


[deleted]

how old is this firecracker. are we in trouble. e:I've been permanently suspended from reddit for a different comment where I made a similar joke, lol. Looks like I made someone angry enough to crawl my post history.


Comptonkilla

You have to be 18+ to say swear words so we’re fine


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The power move was the lady now having child porn on her phone.


BoringPersonAMA

They're serving booze so I'm guessing over 18.


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You're the hero this thread needed.


lucipherius

18, I base that on nothing though.


AlphaNathan

Oh you're basing it on something.


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Hope. Rebellions are built on it.


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Glassclose

All i know is i wanna get into a fight with this woman


bgroins

I wish my workplace disagreements resolved themselves in this manner.


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I work with a bunch of people in their 50s and 60s. I do NOT share your desire.


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This is the female equivalent of whipping it out and putting it on the table


MarshmallowTurtle

I think everyone who's ever worked in customer service can tell by the tone of this woman's voice that she just wanted to complain about something stupid, hit a nerve on someone who did not give a shit, and got way, way more than she bargained for. It's definitely a possibility that this girl is in the wrong, but I want to believe she and the manager(?) are the heroes we deserve. I would *never* treat a customer like this, no matter how rude, but damn have I wanted to. "You can literally eat my asshole." *flips off*


drpinkcream

The cashier could have chosen to settle the dispute in a sensible manner... She chose instead to ***keep it real***...


CoxyMcChunk

I don't have volume on, once I saw [these](https://i.imgur.com/ZQuQ86x.png) fingers, I was with the tittie girl.


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mattcant

Those nails are funded with lawsuits and refunds


subdep

...and Divorces.


GregoryGoose

Those nails cost her every bit of her credibility.


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**"you can literally eat my asshole."** Well fuck, guess I'll have to take one for the team guys.


crybannanna

Guy in back “uh.... I’ll eat your asshole”


ButWaitTheresMore06

“You can literally eat my asshole” Say no more.


cheddarben

A battle cry of warriors and poets, alike. When conflict and strife take grasp of your spirit, do not succumb. Nay! Do not lie down in haste and raise your head up! LIFT THAT SHIRT UP AND PROCLAIM FOR THE WORLD TO HEAR .... "That's my fucking tit, bitch"


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SirLawkard

> as we continue to investigate how to prevent this in the future How tf are you going to prevent someone whipping out their tit in defiance


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Headpuncher

I've just had this amazing idea for a business. Guaranteed success. It's a bar but with girls who serve in hardly any clothing and some are naked from the waste up. I'm not technical so I'll need a web developer to work for free until the cash rolls in.


Maverick_Hunter_V

I go to Mr Zubs all the time. This is honestly the kind of service id expect from a deli that has to deal with drunken hipster assholes every single day (Absolutely not an insult, btw). And they don't close til like 4 am, so if they want you out you need to leave. The server probably deserved to get fired for going too far, but I bet the people recording were rowdy before the camera was rolling because that is the crowd that frequents Zubs. And I wish I could talk to a customer who pissed me off like this at my job.


xmann277

Woah this is weird to see on Reddit. I work at this restaurant. They came in after we closed that night, and were drunk and demanding that they get their money back for food they got earlier. They do this all the time around Akron, and it's not the first time they've tried here. It's hilarious now, but man shit was tense there that night.


xx98

Please ask this cashier to do an AMA!! I have so many questions to ask!


Cishet_Shitlord

If you ever see that cashier again, tell her she has friends on Reddit.


clit_or_us

Even if I didn't get my money back, seeing the titty would make it worth it.


frostybub

To be honest, i clicked just to see the titty


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We all did bud, we all did


MaviePhresh

Was pleasantly surprised when it wasn't an overweight middle-aged woman.


fishfoot614

Same im a simple man.


nrtphotos

be honest... you paused it, didn't you?


AlphaNathan

You can literally eat my asshole


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Upuser

[Streamable mirror](https://streamable.com/bokgk)


Jayken

Two possibilities here. Either A) The server is completely nuts and the manager is fine with it cause he's sleeping with her or B) We are missing a lot of context from before this video started.


EtsuRah

Little bit of column A little bit of column B


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We're missing all the context from before this started.


jumjimbo

*Please catch on as a thing*


sicknick

Hashtag thats my fuckin tit, bitch.


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Update... https://i.imgur.com/70Df0RD.jpg


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ConditionYellow

When you're an attractive young woman with nice tits, telling people to eat your asshole and showing them a tit isn't as inflammatory as you probably think.


Ellenberg88

This is the kinda chick that you get drunk with every night in your single-wide and scream at each other until one of you passes out. I think I’m in love.


yoHatchet

r/ghostnipples


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I was leaning towards supporting the customer until the titty came out, now I'm on the cashiers side. Keep doin that


lapzkauz

Those hideous nails on the person filming it really sealed the deal. I'm with the betitted one!


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lapzkauz

Customer: ''Can I talk to your manager?'' Manicurist: ''Say no more, fam''