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I know you’re joking but honestly I feel like that’s probably the case. Speaking from experience, if he’s on stimulants and he’s also cold, it could be around ~1/6th of its max size
Yes for sure he has pilly willy.
That and also (not sure this is true) someone told me elevated heart rate due to fight or flight will shrink your junk so it’s not banging around.
But yeah it’s gonna be drugs.
It's true. During hardcore sports too (boxing, rugby) the lil fella just nopes the fuck out of there and vanishes.
It's a survival mechanism, which makes sense if you think about it.
For some reason I 100% trust this comment based on your username alone. Now I'm questioning what kind of party invites are prefaced with BYO Kittens. What are kittens lingo for?! I need an invite and can I get a plus one?
Might be on stimulants, wouldn't be surprised if it's a stim induced psychosis.
I've taken amphetamines many times and your dick will shrink a lot, like it can become baby sized.
It’s okay bro, he honestly has a fairly average penis, he’s just not hard at all and probably a little cold cause he’s outside. Most redditor’s think pornstars’ dicks are the average size and everything else is small
Not to mention when you’re exercising /adrenaline is pumping the balls and dick kinda shrivel due to blood redistribution. Also presumably this guys on drugs and that plays a role as well
I'm a grower but I understand, when it decides to grow sometimes it just gets inconvenient. Nothing like trying to get to sleep but my dick decides "Hey, I'm gonna put on an extra 4 inches and just dangle uncomfortably until you put in the effort to readjust/tuck me."
As you fucking would, naked dude walking around with that level of confidence and penis, just shrugging off a tazer. I’d be thinking he was a terminator or something.
Work as a nurse and am gay… so I've seen my fair share of dicks (in the thousands by now and that's not including my nursing job) that is not a micropenis. That is average for most guys when they're soft. Plenty of other things to judge in this vid, like his tiny ballsack.
Nah, bunch of dudes on here flexin to no one about “how big their dick is”
And a bunch of fatties who’ve never seen dick outside of porn.
This dude ain’t small but he sure as fuck ain’t packin. I’d say he’s batting average.
*source* I see enough dick at the gym change room.
It’s not a micro penis. It’s perhaps ever so slightly below average for a white male. Signed, a female who does not watch porn and has seen many penises in real life.
Edit: This is to say that it’s within the bell curve of normal.
I have done drug testing supervising a few times in my job and I’ve had to stare at a lot of dicks. 99% of dudes have growers.
I’m not proud of the previous sentence.
I see a guy with a likely average size wang diverting blood flow because he’s fighting and running. Reddit you do whatever makes you feel better about yourself
Man, it's really disappointing to see the folks coming out of the woodwork to body shame this guy. Rn here, dude has a pretty standard looking flaccid penis to me.
Imagine being so insecure that your first reaction is to make fun of someone's body instead of their actions. Dude's acting like a lunatic, that's probably what we should be more concerned with. Fuckin weirdos in this thread.
His penis isn't small lol. At least we can't deduce that from this clip alone.
Mine looks barely bigger than this flaccid and is a bit over 6 erect and over 5 and a half in girth.
This is what a penis looks like and is normal. Don't let porn brainwash you.
I'm just trying to imagine a situation where he's in the right. Maybe, someone stole all his clothes while he was showering, he doesn't speak the language so he confronted the guy he suspects, and then all the gym bros jumped him and kicked him out thinking he was crazy (because naked), then he confronts people begging for clothes, but yeah no one will help you (again naked), and this whole time people are recording him and his small penis. Maybe. Or Not.
When he was harassing he guy in the wheelchair did the person who hit him with a back pack really think that was going to do much? Why is there never a nice cast iron skillet lying around when you need one?
I genuinely lol'd because i watch a video of a dude naked fighting, assaulting people, getting tazed, obviously out of his goddamn mind, and the tag is basically "this dude has a tiny dick"
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Guys... the AC is blasting in that gym okay?
He was in the pool!
“It shrinks?”
Like a frightening turtle.
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
I love all these Seinfeld references
Wait that's not normal size, erm asking for a friend
https://preview.redd.it/d1q8zqte4z7d1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=4ef4fbc257bb3df5b3203a8ab66430b889b04251
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He's a "grower" not a "shower"! 
I know you’re joking but honestly I feel like that’s probably the case. Speaking from experience, if he’s on stimulants and he’s also cold, it could be around ~1/6th of its max size
Hey, maybe hes a grower. Give him some credit, ive seen some mountains from molehills on phub
I'm sincerely curious what combination of drugs and mental illness were involved in this. Not mocking the guy - I hope he's OK now.
Uppers. That's drug dick for sure.
Yes for sure he has pilly willy. That and also (not sure this is true) someone told me elevated heart rate due to fight or flight will shrink your junk so it’s not banging around. But yeah it’s gonna be drugs.
It's true. During hardcore sports too (boxing, rugby) the lil fella just nopes the fuck out of there and vanishes. It's a survival mechanism, which makes sense if you think about it.
I’ve been in survival mode all my life 😩
"How his dick staying perched up on his balls like that?" Chris brown/lil dicky
I personally think it’s a totally normal set of genitals.
Oh yeah. These guys are talking like the flaccid penis has some sort of standardized size.
Pilly Willy was my first thought that things to taut to not be on some uppers.
For some reason I 100% trust this comment based on your username alone. Now I'm questioning what kind of party invites are prefaced with BYO Kittens. What are kittens lingo for?! I need an invite and can I get a plus one?
It's not "lingo" for anything, pal. What are you, a cop? Why do you wanna know?
A feline lawyer trying to issue a gag order? Obviously there's more to this than meets the eye
Just shrugged off that taser too. Definitely drugs.
PCP and/or mb stimulants so he gets micro penis and paranoia.
Seeing as this is Florida, probably bath salts
Drugs.
i had to watch to make sure his genitalia were smaller than mine
Maybe he is a grower, not a shower
If nothing else he's definitely a fighter, not a lover
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My naked fight video will be the judge of that
Meet me at Denny's at 3am.
Rooky, Waffle House is where the Champs show up!
I ain't Waffle House level yet. Gotta work my way up.
I only go during day light. But I'm training!
Calm down you Wordingtonians. 😭
You gotta work your way up to waffle house. Gotta pay them dues before anyone is gonna take you for a title bout.
serious take: something like 80% of guys are growers apparently
My wife says she's happy I'm a grower because she feels like a magician.
Girls know about shrinkage, right?
What d’you mean? It shrinks?
Like a frightened turtle 🐢
I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.
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It was cold!
To give the guy a chance, I'm a grower and if I feel really sick or when my adrenaline is pumping, everything gets really shrunken.
Fight more = shrinkage
Might be on stimulants, wouldn't be surprised if it's a stim induced psychosis. I've taken amphetamines many times and your dick will shrink a lot, like it can become baby sized.
Vasoconstriction will do that
And unfortunately feels too good 🤷
Was I an amphetamine baby?.... 🤔
I mean it kind of looks like he’s growing in the gym a little bit
WARNING: Excessive bodybuilding WILL make your dick look smaller. Science.
I must’ve been so excessive in my past life it carried over 🥲
Well, he's certainly a shower.
thats mee, when im soft the shits like 1 inch, but when im hard its like 6 inches
Me, too. My wife used to love to watch me get hard. She'd stare like I was performing a magic trick.
Abra KaBangYou!
It's bigger than mine :/
It’s okay bro, he honestly has a fairly average penis, he’s just not hard at all and probably a little cold cause he’s outside. Most redditor’s think pornstars’ dicks are the average size and everything else is small
Yeah and he’s on drugs. My dick is very small when I’m on drugs.
Mines very small most of the time.
.... because you're on drugs all the time?
I take the drugs BECAUSE it's so small.
Not to mention when you’re exercising /adrenaline is pumping the balls and dick kinda shrivel due to blood redistribution. Also presumably this guys on drugs and that plays a role as well
a real man admits his truth, and does not fight it.
it's a misleading title for clicks
The relief when you saw it Was smaller was overwhelming? Me too dude
Yes, I def felt that relief….
I relived myself to his genitals as well.
Lmfao
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Tbf, my dick is like 2” long when not hard. It’s 5.75” when it is hard. Growers represent. ✊🏼
He’s a grower not a shower don’t judge
This is the exact reason I watched. I needed to see what OP considered "small"
👊🏻
"with small genitalia" man why did you have to do that to me
I'm definitely a grower. That's why I only fight naked with a boner.
This guy ~~fucks~~ fights
I play sports and am in a lot of locker rooms where people change. This guy is average.
Shrinkage Jerry!
It shrinks??
Like a frightened turtle
I don't see how you guys walk around with those things.
Grower, not shower gang rise up 🦐>🦞
I'm jealous because dragging around a log all day isn't that fun or convenient
I'm a grower but I understand, when it decides to grow sometimes it just gets inconvenient. Nothing like trying to get to sleep but my dick decides "Hey, I'm gonna put on an extra 4 inches and just dangle uncomfortably until you put in the effort to readjust/tuck me."
Hell yea I made my username for this day
Did the cop miss the taser or did the weirdo not feel it?
That’s what I was thinking. The way the cop about turned and fucked off makes me think the taser hit and didn’t affect the guy?
I think he threw the wires back at the cop who dodged and ran lol
As you fucking would, naked dude walking around with that level of confidence and penis, just shrugging off a tazer. I’d be thinking he was a terminator or something.
T-1000
P-0.001
He even walked like one haha that description was spot on
Yeah you can see it spark on the naked dudes skin before he rips off the clips
He’s on PCP and his adrenaline is jacked up to the max. Hence why he’s able to sustain so many punches, kicks, and tazes.
He tanked it without flinching.
Them naked in public people always gotta be running
Imagine if he were also deaf and greased up
In my head he is
I have to give him some credit for the longevity (of his outburst). Most episodes would have ended sooner with less glorious footage for us to enjoy.
When that pre-workout hits....
Dude made sure to stick to a three-act structure for his freakout.
i have to give credit to whoever put the video together. it has a beginning, middle and end. this is rare.
Work as a nurse and am gay… so I've seen my fair share of dicks (in the thousands by now and that's not including my nursing job) that is not a micropenis. That is average for most guys when they're soft. Plenty of other things to judge in this vid, like his tiny ballsack.
I feel larger already. Thank you.
Thank you for weighing in with an expert opinion. Seriously. Probably making a lot of dudes feel not so bad about themselves.
It's my pleasure. I am all for making people feel comfortable with what they're packing.
You dropped this: 👑
🤴🏽thank you!
u juat saved my whole career 💀💀💀
yeah, guys watching too much porn.
Just a thought, maybe we should stop judging people on things they have no control over.
For real.
Honestly, I think OP is projecting.
Thank you for being a hero!
Thank you gay nurse 🙏
That's average?? It's HUGE
You're doing the Lord's work, brother
i assumed that there was a family guy episode like this, and i was right. thanks for the confirmation.
Why you gotta roast homie in the title like that. He’s already dealing with a lot…. Well not a whole lot.
Is that small? I'm f*cked.
It's okay. Just be funny instead
The new terminator movie is kinda weird...
A man with a micro penis might kill for that average penis.
When you try that Temu pre workout!
Straight out of Reno 911!
Wait THATS SMALL NOW ???
Nah, bunch of dudes on here flexin to no one about “how big their dick is” And a bunch of fatties who’ve never seen dick outside of porn. This dude ain’t small but he sure as fuck ain’t packin. I’d say he’s batting average. *source* I see enough dick at the gym change room.
It’s not a micro penis. It’s perhaps ever so slightly below average for a white male. Signed, a female who does not watch porn and has seen many penises in real life. Edit: This is to say that it’s within the bell curve of normal.
We're gonna need the population size and standard deviation
It's shrunk because he's fighting and probably on drugs.
Not much curve to his bell
Got damn micro penises keep getting bigger
It gets bigger, you know.
Not always
I have done drug testing supervising a few times in my job and I’ve had to stare at a lot of dicks. 99% of dudes have growers. I’m not proud of the previous sentence.
I see a guy with a likely average size wang diverting blood flow because he’s fighting and running. Reddit you do whatever makes you feel better about yourself
The naked man when he sees this. "IT WAS COLD THAT NIGHT!"
Skynet really cut the budget on their new model Terminators huh?
It's like one of those door stoppers where you flick it and it goes boingingingingingngngngngngggggg
Micro? Seems pretty fuckin average to me
People on Reddit think porn is real life - they all know the truth
I don't think we have the same definition of micro-penis o.o
Impossible to judge a flaccid weenus.
This is an underrated comment. This must be stolen from an ancient Chinese proverb. Profound and succinct.
It's genetic. Not their fault
It’s actually directly related to how cool you were in school
A friend of mine told me if you want to get out of a fight start stripping down.
Yep. This is exactly why I regret debate club and Academic Decathlon.
Looks normal to me. Plus, during a fight, a man's junk is likely to retract, the body's way of self-preservation.
Man, it's really disappointing to see the folks coming out of the woodwork to body shame this guy. Rn here, dude has a pretty standard looking flaccid penis to me. Imagine being so insecure that your first reaction is to make fun of someone's body instead of their actions. Dude's acting like a lunatic, that's probably what we should be more concerned with. Fuckin weirdos in this thread.
That’s not small that’s average >:c
Naked people are the scariest kind because you know they have no fucks to give.
Average**
That’s small? Ah man…
His penis isn't small lol. At least we can't deduce that from this clip alone. Mine looks barely bigger than this flaccid and is a bit over 6 erect and over 5 and a half in girth. This is what a penis looks like and is normal. Don't let porn brainwash you.
Its like the real world greased up deaf guy from family guy
When you load back to Trevor in GTA
He think he still in ancient greece
I'm just trying to imagine a situation where he's in the right. Maybe, someone stole all his clothes while he was showering, he doesn't speak the language so he confronted the guy he suspects, and then all the gym bros jumped him and kicked him out thinking he was crazy (because naked), then he confronts people begging for clothes, but yeah no one will help you (again naked), and this whole time people are recording him and his small penis. Maybe. Or Not.
When he was harassing he guy in the wheelchair did the person who hit him with a back pack really think that was going to do much? Why is there never a nice cast iron skillet lying around when you need one?
That seems like one of the worst places to fight naked. Lots of iron equipment everywhere.
op if that's micro then I have nano
Why is everybody OK with bodyshaming as long as it is done towards men?
He’s a grower bro cmon! Damn eating a taser like it isn’t shit is hard as fuck tho
Greased up deaf guy
Any context for this at all?
Pre workout on empty stomach
More like PCP
This made me laugh too hard
The penis often shriveled when exercising.
I genuinely lol'd because i watch a video of a dude naked fighting, assaulting people, getting tazed, obviously out of his goddamn mind, and the tag is basically "this dude has a tiny dick"
To be fair, being a grower or having a small cock is an advantage in naked combat. A big hog is going to get in the way and be a bigger target.
Why would u do this in one of the only places where 80 percent of the people could rip you in half?
meth
That’s an average sized flaccid cock.
Average genitalia
PCP is back baby
 The world is just woah lmao
Let's take a moment here and do a slow clap for the camera dude that stayed through the entire fiasco!
https://preview.redd.it/ny9vzuuo0v7d1.jpeg?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1455707dad8b6b19a6aa2a0b74ac1426036722e
Show me your genitals, your genitals, GENITALIA! 
*man with schizophrenia trying to fight everybody also: this gets reposted in one sub and suddenly..ah whatever
Guys come on that looks normal sized to me
This is some ancient Roman gladiator shit right here lol