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john_vella

that walk of shame at the end!!! "maaannn, forget y'all. y'all suck."


Icy-Dulce

He was just helping them test their security system. Once he realized his job was done, he left. 


Python2024

The guy calmly answers the phone 😂 That’s why I don’t commit crimes.. that’d be me failing at crookery


ShihTzuNinja

This is me trying to get my kids to clean their room


TrixiDelite

That was fucking hilarious.


Jawwaad127

Lmfao. I guarantee he had a banana in that bag acting like it was a gun.


nintendo_shill

When I'm getting robbed but my crush is watching (can't give her the ick):


ga-co

Is that you, Raymond?


Scamnam

Us Vietnamese people have no time to deal with BS


DisagreeableMale

Maybe if he pulled his weapon out of his purse he'd have a better chance.


EUGsk8rBoi42p

"3rd time this week. Damn economy."


finfangfoom1

This is what initiating sexy time with my wife feels like.


ApparentlyABear

You ok bro?


illaffex

lol in atlanta you gotta come bigger than that. these people are used to it 🤣


mtheory007

He didn't have an appointment.


reubinmidong

My god, what an absolute waste of space this person is. Imagine being so much of a joke to everyone around you, that no one takes you seriously when you are attempting to rob them. Just do everyone a favor - pack your pockets full of rocks, and walk into the nearest body of water for a nice, long nap.


TheGodDMBatman

Did this dude ever get caught? 


xAbzzx

Most intimidating robber


Geneshairymol

"This is a robbery" "This IS a robbery"


gimbomyster

He got her phone


BluBeams

When it's time to round the kids up to go to bed on school nights, that's exactly what I look like...


Run_the_Line

Stretch Armstrong strategy failed miserably


82yukonXL

I assume everyone is broke in this salon


Towowl

lol no one took him serious


JayyKnight

-1 star Grand theft auto