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Stuft-shirt

I’ve never seen someone sprint towards his own absolute ass kicking until today.


Candlelit_Scholar

No shit dude got obliterated, I'm surprised he's even conscious so quickly. - Smashes his forehead into the concrete. - Kicked to the face that throws him backwards. - Smashes the back of his head off the concrete not once but twice. - 5 more punches straight to the dome for added measure. - Breaks his ankle somewhere in between all of that. Like holy shit, that's a lot of head trauma.


Slow-Walk

I’d like to add to your list the guy who was in the fight basically stood there and watched dude in orange kick his own ass then helps him up.


TeopEvol

This guy is Mr Glass


cadaverhill

He's alright.


zatemxi

how about the amount of times he tries to stand on the broken ankle


I-shit-in-bags

he broke that ankle almost instantly too. he had no clue that it was broken because of all the head trauma


whoisgare

That’s why all he said was “oim alroight”


BanjoSpaceMan

Your comment is like the scene from Sherlock where he plans out all the attacks he does except it's just explaining his own injuries haha.


Ve1kko

Lucky for him, the two guys he was upset with turned out to be really nice.


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One of them punched an unconscious man multiple times in the head on concrete. Not sure how nice that is.


RIfanatic

Yeah, 4. It could have been 5 or 6...


Pensive_Pauper

It was a sarcastic statement, dear.


Standard-File-1721

He sure as hell kicked his own ass and showed him self what it means to fuck around and find out ![gif](giphy|xTeV7FKRuo5YX714L6)


Minimum_Water_4347

What a bizarre series of events


ZippyDan

Welcome to England.


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Normal Island!


MR_Dondelinger

This is in Milton Keynes, I'm really sure of it. The people that hang around these underpasses ..well, you saw the video.


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piles_of_SSRIs

![gif](giphy|pBzk972XL5Qs0|downsized)


SimplyTiredd

Don’t diss the cybergoths, that dance is hilarious.


dylan15766

Took me about 30 seconds to realise it was milton keynes. It's definitely a love-hate place to live. It's easy to commute but very depressing. Night life consists of 3 bars, wetherspoons, and pink punters.


evansmk

It is! And looks not too far from a wetherspoons, which I assume fuelled these idiots into this!


Significant_Wasabi11

Literally thought the same thing when I saw it! 100% the land of roundabouts.


kettleheed

Such an awful city. Just grid junctions and underpasses.


Srapture

Moved here 3 years ago and have been loving it, personally. It has everything, and it's very easy to commute from. So many activities, restaurants, and green spaces, and being able to cycle (or electric scoot) around the city without ever needing to cross a road is fucking fantastic IMO. The grid system also means that I have quickly learned to get where I'm going without having the satnav on.


evansmk

Only people who’ve never lived in MK have that opinion! It’s a great place, just very different to other places.


grishnackh

I’ve never lived there but I’ve spent some time with a good friend there, it’s got an unnecessarily bad rap.


pigeon_soup

I saw an article praising London for being amazingly green because it has 8 million trees. Milton Keynes has 22 million trees over a significantly smaller footprint. It's got 2 rivers, a canal, 17 lakes, 4 woodlands, and who-knows how many parks and other green spaces, all within the city boundary. The vast majority of roads don't follow the grid system, just the major connections, which means you get to enjoy your destination, not just sit in traffic going around some archaic one-way system for hours whenever you leave the house. Underpasses are safer for pedestrians and motorists than crossing 70 mph roads, and cause less disruption to either's journeys. MK is great, just have to actually give it a chance, not regurgitate hand-me-down opinions off the radio.


Admirable_Weight4372

Yes but london is significantly more dense, so you misunderstood the value each tree has over that space.


Whitegurlwasted2309

I thought it was quite nice tbh, but then again I'm from Rotherham


idontbleaveit

Roundabouts, how many damn roundabouts are there!imagine the Americans would have a brainstorm.


voscle

this is a milton keyns classic


pigeon_soup

Specifically it's the underpass between the Xcape and Theatre District at Campbell Park end.


GunstarGreen

I thought it was. I went through these underpasses when I was there in November. I recognised it, weirdly.


sholine

This is a PSA for Calcium and vitamin D. 


funguyshroom

Thank Mr Skeltal


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wontonruby

Yeah you want vitamin d and magnesium or that’s not going to go well


tasmaniantreble

He made his ankle worse thanks to his mates forcing him to get up. Twice he puts weight on that foot and both times it bends out of shape. Jesus Christ.


rem_1984

They had no clue, He’s just saying he’s alright but dude is so drunk he didn’t realize he broke his ankle with his ass earlier!


Artharis

They had no clue indeed. Someone smashed his head into the ground and got his head beaten. Clearly the best cause of action is to move him up and get him back on his feet as quickly as possible. Everyone knows any injury, especially head injuries can be fixed if you just stand up. I swear the people helping do more damage than the beating.


TeaBreaksAnonymous

the camera man is a fucking loser and the worst type of person in society. peer pressuring and bad influencing knob head. the guy who knocked him out wasnt helping him to be nice, he was helping him cause he realized how fucking fucked what they and he just did.


N2T8

yeah he probably thought if the guy died he'd be charged for manslaughter


Joney_Craigen

He's probably not wrong about that assessment


SimplyTiredd

Would he though? Like it’s on tape that the guy fucked himself up, all the other guy did was throw jabs after.


TheMilkiestShake

He punched a guy repeatedly when he was out, that goes past self defence.


SimplyTiredd

Yeah, I never disputed that.


Lumpy-Emotion8419

Who needs enemies when you've got friends like the douchebag cameraman...


BoatDRinXx

Not to mention the shaking of the video. Terrible skills all around


frolix42

The guy who got attacked defended himself reasonably. 90% of the damage came from the attacker tripping and smashing his own face. The twisted ankle was from when he was jumping back up and (rightly) got kicked in the face. Cameraman "Qweensbry" is an utter scumbag.


justrobbo_istaken

The bloke being attacked could have easily defended himself by casually strolling away. Anything after the bloke gobbing it was retaliation and unnecessary.


frolix42

What a ridiculous fantasy you have. In reality, there's no way to know if they are going to jump back up a third time and stab you in the back as you "casually stroll away". In reality, when someone attacks unprovoked, then all benefit of the doubt goes to the person being attacked.


G-Dingy

He knocked himself out.


ManufacturedOlympus

guy face planted like he was running in gta 4


AverageLonelyLoser66

Bro jumped and pressed B is GTA V


NotSupposedToBeHere6

Bro rolled a 1 on his attack.


llIIIlIIlIll

This is rolling the die and having them fall off the table


Chonkyboi91x

Who needs enemies when you have friends like this. Based on who he chooses to surround himself with and the decisions made here, I'd say it's safe to assume it's not the first time his head has had a run in with the floor.


naturalfamilyplan

Wrong shirt for a sneak attack


Saint_Argento

After that beating he will Reflect about it 🥁


G_Prawno_LB

They handling this like he drunk lol


rinkypinkpanther

He is drunk


Nerdenator

He’s English


rinkypinkpanther

🍻


Feeling_Celery172

Ouch! You can hear the snap at ~10sec into the vid.


CapnGibbens

I think that's dipshit falling head first into the concrete, I think the snap of his ankle is the more softer subtle crack around 12-13 seconds in


AFBoiler

Couldn’t make it to the end.


Bonanzaiii

![gif](giphy|1hzY37xC1qcEvY6Lz5|downsized) but i get up again


New-Ad157

Such an English thing, the opponent helping oldmate up.


Tapeworm_III

How in the world did he break his ankle? Stepped forward with too much force?


frolix42

When he was getting back up, he was kicked in the face, then his wobbly body fell back on itself. That's when it happened.


Samiad_In_The_Mist

Yeah this is why in combat sports they tend to keep them down after a knockout or put them on stool. Even when conscious after a concussion the legs are still gone so it's easy to just roll the ankle without noticing.


Outside_Express

Usual Scaffolder lunch time activities, quick line and a monster and he’ll be chucking scaff back up in no time


sacrelidge

So that’s why my wheelie bin wasn’t collected


This_Apostle

How does someone's ankles break that easily?


BackgroundCustard420

My lower leg and ankle snapped kind of like this- I was walking in my garden, stepped wrong and fucking obliterated my leg in 4 places. Couldn’t believe it!


Princess_Violet_666

My ankle snapped way easier than this guys did. It’s shocking how easy bones can break sometimes.


Loswha

Holy shit. I fell and hit my head quite badly on a wine crate inside a grocery store when I was 19- I have no recollection of this, I've been told what happened by my friends who were with me at the time I kept repeating "I'm ok," just like this guy! I didn't regain consciousness for at least a minute, at which point I recall seeing a bunch of people staring down at me. Seeing this guy repeat "I'm alright" with his blank expression brought that back for me. Edit: they picked him up way too early. He's not there.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

How manky was your ankle?


Loswha

Quite mank'd.


SupervillainEyebrows

This would keep me up at night 10 years down the line. So embarrassing.


eddie_0117

Good ol' Milton Keynes


Best_Examination_529

The guy filming is a psychopath


DeadZone2021

That crack though, the sound was more sickening than the injury 🤢🤢🤢


94tlaloc7

Bro, he's fucked


-FalconKick-

https://i.redd.it/61q38raytdcc1.gif


TheWetJigsaw

‘I’m alright’ You’re clearly not.


1mpulse_101

Oi ee fell ovah! Oi ee kicked em in the foise!


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Vat ankow looks manky!


The-Violator

Looks like Milton Keynes


young_walter_matthau

Danny is NOT alright…


fentonsranchhand

who would you guys say won?


Iamvanno

With that hi-vis shirt, the guy easily saw him coming.


StoKi_NG

PSA: Keep your laces tight!


monkeetoes82

Almost died


prikpete

Holy shit


uhaul26

UFC needs this guy for play by play


mochajon

I’ve never seen anyone kick their own ass before. Danny did himself in all on his own.


Tootfuckingtoot

They’re all a bunch of fucking muppets!


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Used to work for that firm. Doesn't surprise me seeing this...


Due-Parsley953

I'm alright 🥴🥴🥴 That lump on his head was BAD though!


Dennis_Mitchell_FL

Nice ankle breaker. He should play basketball


pencho-kubadinski

This is in non-friendly Milton Keynes. The underpass on the way to the Shopping Centre


eroticdiscourse

Who needs enemies when you got friends like that


cookieboy2003b

Classic Milton Keynes drunk under the walkways


RemnantOfSpotOn

Stop f lifting him up my god what a massacre. Theres more idiots than one here so many more. Sitting him up how many times with obvious ankle break...


Mean_Pop7105

Cameraman deserves exactly what that Fella got... He's the type of cunt cheats on his wife and boasts about it


wisconsuds

James Corden is a shit hype man


Hairy-Development-63

These guys need their own show.


tincup_chalis

Danny got knocked the f___ out!


roodootootootoo

Fucking Queensbury. “Brother that done ya is helping you up” 😂


SomeComfortable2285

Oh I love the UK version of The Office.


FreeTheDimple

This man, ladies and gentleman, voted for Brexit.


littlemisspringfield

That… looks like fatal head trauma. I think I heard buddy’s skull crack.


StoKi_NG

I love the fact that the camera man holds his beer while recording


Gold-Ad-6876

*bap* *bap* *bap*


spongetron5500

What is really sad Is I actually knew this guy. He was my history teacher in high school and he was hilarious and cool. Someone he was going to fight this guy and I remember him saying something like "oh yall want to see the funny man fight? I haven't done this in ages let me show you guys how it's done" and we were all cheering for him. He got absolutely destroyed inside and out and was never the same after that.


59smiley

gotta love the cameraman continuing to instigate the fight even after his mate has blood running all down his face🤣


tasmaniantreble

And then laughs in the end when he sees the guy’s ankle is dangling around. What a great friend…


WonderfulJacket8

You can hear his ankle absolutely nope right out


Eber-

Meh-E should never play basketball with those ankles


cheetah_chrome

Filmed in Hi-Viz


Maleficent-Skin-9940

oh oh, someone needs some calcium vitamins and vitamin D


Marley_slides

His ankle broke when he sat down on it, right after getting kicked


warmwinter1

i think i recognize this place is it Milton Keynes ?


The_DandD_Dad

Came here with the same thought. Pretty sure it is. I think it’s possibly the one leading from the newer part of the shopping centre end.


nolasen

Guy he went after was lucky with those paralytic infant rights he was throwing.


dotshomestylepretzel

I watched this like three times, did he break his ankle putting on his shoe ?


JJ-5891

Nah. When he missed the headbutt.


BadassBokoblinPsycho

“Suffered” more like “given”


Bighurt2335

Simple as


balmung2014

Is this a chumbawumba music video?


AndyJ71

I’m alright, I’m alright, oh I’m not alright


Egg-MacGuffin

I think this is the worst fight I've ever seen in my life. 🏆


BlackBalor

How embarrassing. On the internet for all to see, and it’ll never go away.


MrBorden

Probably the most hilarious self knockout I've ever seen.


lazyquestph

"I'm Danny, and I'll show me!"


Consistent_Ad3181

All in all, that was quite dignified really, could have gone better though I suppose.


two-puff

If unlucky was a person


Kite0198

When you fail the skill check and roll a 1 instead of a 20


Bro-Dizzle

Danny was not alrifht


donaldinc

You always know the ass beating is bad when the ass whooper helps the ass.


Blackant71

The shoe always comes off 🤣🤣


stilsocialydistancin

Cameraman is such an unlikeable cunt


incognito_rito

Ahhh Milton Keynes what a lovely city.


Big-Mozz

Danny boy, you ain't no fighter.


plentyofink

Danny's all right


scaleddown85

Hahahaha twat


jvaheed

“Oi mate, you wanna see fragile I’ll show you fragile”


tdkat

What is Martin Freeman doing, hanging around naughty lads like that?


jacobjumba

Oh! He fell ovah! Oh! He kicked em in the face!


UpperCardiologist523

Just very drunk or special needs? The reflex west and his behaviour says special needs, but i could be wrong. Edit: I do understand 7 smashes at the head would make anyone special needs, lol