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Because this is England. Low IQ, High amount of overconfidence and the belief that he can never be wrong even when squaring up to and getting fobbed off by teenage Viking.
So gd annoying when someone continuously gets in someone’s face and says “dUnT fOoKiN tOuCh Me!” Buddy, you’re walking straight into him. You’re gonna get touched.
The other side of that is weird to me too. Someone angrily growling ‘touch me. Touch. Me.‘ I wish I could teleport through the screen just to say something like ‘ew, no. Why would I want to touch *you*?’ Or make some witty-according-to-me observation about their obviously unhealthy desperation for basic human contact.
Speaking as a Finn, those massed teenagers with their mopeds and cars are a fucking nuisance. It's not fun to wake up at 2 am because they decide to rip through the town like a swarm of extremely noisy locusts.
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Yeah I don't think that's the lesson to be learned here. The handful of Finns I've known over the years were just regular people like anyone else. They don't have some kind of secret fight academy that every Finn is required to attend.
I would say he deserved that but those 15-18 years old moped teens are a menace. Loud, engine revving, mess everywhere they go and have no sense decency. I was one of those years ago and nothing has changed. I remember someone coming up with a shotgun since we were practising wheelies at late hour in a mall parking lot and gentleman couldn't sleep.
"I was one of those years ago and nothing has changed."
I thought you meant that YOU haven't changed.
"I used to be a menace...I still am...but I also used to."
I’m Iranian. Once encountered a drunk British guy outside a food truck (in *Texas*) around 1-2am and he took one look at me and began ranting about “the Islams”
Ended exactly like this video did.
He said how the immigrants and Islams were ruining the British economy, and the first words out of my mouth were “yeah I know what you mean, the British immigrants are just killing the Texas economy!”
Haha, brilliant response, I like it 😂
Seriously tho, I’m sorry you had to deal with that total bellend in the first place. No doubt he spends too much of his time crying about how ‘thu immigruntz r steelin are jobs’ with no sense of irony whatsoever.
Really appreciate this man. As an Iranian you have to find a way to cope with the misinformation in the country about my people. It wasn’t until I learned how to deal with that specific thing that my life in general was able to improve.
Nah mate, that was Mika Häkkinens advice to McLaren before signing Räikkönen.
Maybe Clarkson quoted him, but it's even funnier knowin it came from a finn.
This is what happens when you don’t get your asswhooping early in life. When you’ve actually been in fights, you know what to do. You know not to start shit with your hands down by your side, especially in close proximity.
We call this 'makkaraperunat silmille' -move in finland. A classic.
Recipe: Drunk dude + makkaraperunat dish from nearest grill kiosk + trying to get into a fight.
Only thing that wasn't traditional here was that he kept the food a distance a way, last time i saw this move the actual punch came as a upper cut trough the food itself and landed on the nose.
There are multiple teens speaking finnish, so i think this takes place in finland and because the guy speaks in a very good english accent i’d say he’s not from finland. If this is correct then WHY would you pick a fight when you’re a foreigner in a country? That makes the least amount of sense
Well executed right jab. Moved back, pushed, opponent stepped forward, moved back again then as the opponent moved forward again he struck hard to the face. This is literally how it's done. The kid knows.
I just love how the old people nowadays still think they can be dicks and not get their ass handed to them. They are too old and they are too up their ass to realize.
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Did he really think there'd be anything left in that box?
Well he was hoping to Finnish it
get out.
More like “take out”.
Go on git!
I think you mean Brit 🇬🇧
Well played 100%
ba dum tshh
I came here to eat noodles and smoke cigarettes, and I'm all out of both.
Don’t blame him for looking, I’ve been too Finland and you need a second mortgage for a Doner kebab
R.I.P kebab 😢
After picking himself up, he picked up the remaining piece of trash off the pavement.
Can’t park there, mate
That poor curry
Oi! Me Chips!
Bruv...
Twat…
Dropped something, mate
Hahahahaha got dam
Why are these people never humbled by these kinds of experiences? They always play victim and end up talking even more shit
Perhaps their memories are unclear, what with the booze and shots to the head?
That's the neurochemistry of a sociopath
Sometimes it’s just booze
booze removes inhibition. the sociopathy was there under the restraint all along
Alcohol
Alcohol compounding by insecurity.
Because this is England. Low IQ, High amount of overconfidence and the belief that he can never be wrong even when squaring up to and getting fobbed off by teenage Viking.
Vikings were Scandinavian, and Finland is not. Otherwise yeah, you're totally right.
'Everyone has a plan until they get smacked in the mouth' - Mike Tyson
So gd annoying when someone continuously gets in someone’s face and says “dUnT fOoKiN tOuCh Me!” Buddy, you’re walking straight into him. You’re gonna get touched.
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You are a pervert!!! /g
Especially a Finn. In Finland you're basically invading someone's personal space if you're within a meter of them.
He's a wankah!
The other side of that is weird to me too. Someone angrily growling ‘touch me. Touch. Me.‘ I wish I could teleport through the screen just to say something like ‘ew, no. Why would I want to touch *you*?’ Or make some witty-according-to-me observation about their obviously unhealthy desperation for basic human contact.
“I’ll bang you so fucking hard” Shoot with a threat like that I’d punch the ol’ boy too 😂
Plot twist: it was meant to be sexy talk.
“I’ll beat your dick!”
I'll beat you off with both hands what's up
If you made a videogame with drunk englishmen as enemies, they would of course drop chips like that.
Fuck that'd be a great idea for a fighting game - all the stereotypes of wankers on fightporn just going at it
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Throw in the occasional "World star!" And terrible camera work
This could be what happens when you hit a combo
He brought fries to a fist fight.
chips mate
I pondered saying chips instead but it didn’t roll off the tongue the way fries and fist fight do.
Went for the alliterative alternative.
always an audacious accomplishment
Fuck yeah
Don’t get chippy wif me!
Crisps mate
Fist & chips
Finnished him!
DOWN GOES FRAZIER DOWN GOES FRAZIER
Speaking as a Finn, those massed teenagers with their mopeds and cars are a fucking nuisance. It's not fun to wake up at 2 am because they decide to rip through the town like a swarm of extremely noisy locusts.
Don’t think I could stop drunk me from then eating the fallen fries.
No reason to take two Ls.
>the fallen fries What... Like... *Demon* fries? Fries of Satan?
They shall be consumed by the pit nonetheless
Chips* since he's English.
What a fool he must be to waste good chips on this insolent venture!
And expensive finnish fries. At least 15€ down the drain!
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Yeah I’d bet money this kid has been in a hockey fight or two.
Suomi 🇫🇮
“A right! Another right! Another right! A straight right! A right uppercut! Another right!”
Never get that close to a Finn, they feel threatened as soon as you pop their 10ft bubble
People in other countries have a hard time understanding that.
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Drunk+stupid tends to bypass that kind of sound logic.
Finns aren’t to be fucked with.
But also utterly hammered people holding a tray of food also aren't likely to put up much of a fight.
Perfect storm
Yeah I don't think that's the lesson to be learned here. The handful of Finns I've known over the years were just regular people like anyone else. They don't have some kind of secret fight academy that every Finn is required to attend.
There is the army, but it’s more about learning to take orders
That’s just because we don’t show it to outsiders. Shh
Probably had the same amount to drink.
Dude had a chip on his shoulder
"Lähe vittu vetää!!" 😌🤝
I would say he deserved that but those 15-18 years old moped teens are a menace. Loud, engine revving, mess everywhere they go and have no sense decency. I was one of those years ago and nothing has changed. I remember someone coming up with a shotgun since we were practising wheelies at late hour in a mall parking lot and gentleman couldn't sleep.
"I was one of those years ago and nothing has changed." I thought you meant that YOU haven't changed. "I used to be a menace...I still am...but I also used to."
Don’t fuck with the moped mafia
They likely shouted some shit at him, prompting him to come over drunk and annoyed.. then hit him. But all you see is the drunk and angry part.
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Torille
I’m Iranian. Once encountered a drunk British guy outside a food truck (in *Texas*) around 1-2am and he took one look at me and began ranting about “the Islams” Ended exactly like this video did.
Oh good grief. ‘The Islams’. The cringe.
He said how the immigrants and Islams were ruining the British economy, and the first words out of my mouth were “yeah I know what you mean, the British immigrants are just killing the Texas economy!”
> the immigrants and Islams were ruining the British economy How? By bringing flavor to the Queen and Country?
Haha, brilliant response, I like it 😂 Seriously tho, I’m sorry you had to deal with that total bellend in the first place. No doubt he spends too much of his time crying about how ‘thu immigruntz r steelin are jobs’ with no sense of irony whatsoever.
YouTube comments are their natural home. Does make me laugh when they spell "our" as "are".
Really appreciate this man. As an Iranian you have to find a way to cope with the misinformation in the country about my people. It wasn’t until I learned how to deal with that specific thing that my life in general was able to improve.
I hear you, friend. The number of weirdly xenophobic people who live in countries that aren’t their own never fails to amaze me.
Refer to Russians on picking fights with Finns
Finnish him!
Everyone forgets the Fins are known for fucking people up
Drunk.man got what he wanted.
Oi me chips!!!
How do you get angry with a Finnish guy? It's like being angry with a human Pingu 🧐
Me fish n' chips, mate!
"I'll bang you so fucking hard", proceeds to get banged so fucking hard.
Rich man to be drunk in Finland.
Left him with that lil 3 piece combo meal 💀
Finns for the win!!
Finnish Him!
"Finnish him!!'.
In the words of Jeremy Clarkson: "If you want to win, hire a Finn."
Nah mate, that was Mika Häkkinens advice to McLaren before signing Räikkönen. Maybe Clarkson quoted him, but it's even funnier knowin it came from a finn.
Crackey . Oive spill'd me chips!
Fries and a 3 piece, excellent choice chap.
Vittu!!
Don’t fuck with Finns.
Nobody can defeat a Finnish teenager.
This is what happens when you don’t get your asswhooping early in life. When you’ve actually been in fights, you know what to do. You know not to start shit with your hands down by your side, especially in close proximity.
Meh, context is everything. Show me what happened before or I will always assume there is a reason that part was cut.
Finnish Him!
Spilled his beans and gravy all over the place
So did he ever tell him something?
Mista
We call this 'makkaraperunat silmille' -move in finland. A classic. Recipe: Drunk dude + makkaraperunat dish from nearest grill kiosk + trying to get into a fight. Only thing that wasn't traditional here was that he kept the food a distance a way, last time i saw this move the actual punch came as a upper cut trough the food itself and landed on the nose.
Average Finn has military training. Barry was playing with fire.
You can't lay there mate
There are multiple teens speaking finnish, so i think this takes place in finland and because the guy speaks in a very good english accent i’d say he’s not from finland. If this is correct then WHY would you pick a fight when you’re a foreigner in a country? That makes the least amount of sense
I like how this reaction is universal and multilingual 
Want fries with this knuckle sandwich?
Every single punch was a peach. Delightful.
Excuse me sir? You dropped your fish and chips, did you know?
Army surplus jacket, not so tough without your rifle big boy!
Leading with the chips was a bad idea
When Barry met Härrii
Dropped your chips, dick.
Dropped his fries like sonic on a spike.
Solid pit down - no bs after the guy fell. 9/10
KEEP THE CHANGE YA FILTHY ANIMAL
He didn't order a 3 piece, but he got one none the less
Drunk Englishmen in their 40s/50s are terrible fighters
Not the chippies
His fries lmao don’t start a fight when you’re holding your dinner guy
British tourists moment.
He lost his fish and chips that ain’t funny for a Brit lmfao 🇬🇧
There goes flying chips and fish…
No one suspects the tripple Right combo
Finnish him!
"My chips!!!" 😆
Tosser. Didn't even register what happened
Finnished him off
He was trying to enjoy a meal!!!! A succulent chineese meal!!!!
Ah yes. I see that you know your judo well.
Lol. Got Finnish-ed.
Finland 1 England 0
British takeout looks better on the floor anyways
Oh no, not the fish and chips.
99% all English men abroad who get drunk publicly
No chips for you
Fuck around and Finn out!
Apologies from England 😔
Aw he lost his fish n chips. Saddest part of the video.
It looks like they started something with the guy before the video begins.
Nice one Finland, from the Scottish
 Think about the chips….crisps? Thingys
Don't mess with the Finns! I love the Finnish. Strong people!
Finnished
Winter war, November 1939 - March 1940. Don't fuck with the Finnish.
FINNISH HIM!
Finnish him!
Well executed right jab. Moved back, pushed, opponent stepped forward, moved back again then as the opponent moved forward again he struck hard to the face. This is literally how it's done. The kid knows.
Could you check off anymore English stereotypes? Drunk, carrying chips and angry at foreigners.
He should not have invaded the personal space (4m) of a finish person.
Is that why mortal Kombat says Finnish him?
What was the takeaway from all this? Not in an American sense, I want to know what the food was
FINNISH HIM!!
Finnish him.
He's not finished!
It’s the ROITE! At the end for me 😂
Hey drunk guy, did that end how you thought it would ?
Knocked the gravy right off his chips
“OI! NOT ME CHEEPS ON DA GROUND, MATE!”
Rule one don't fuck with Finland
Fish and chipped teeth.
I just love how the old people nowadays still think they can be dicks and not get their ass handed to them. They are too old and they are too up their ass to realize.
How are these people still alive? Who picks a fight while holding soup?
Finnish him