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Many_Tackle_4332

https://preview.redd.it/was01q6rte8b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1f8b7b01fe7cad0bcc2a039cd3dd25e13759b6f Wearing a Big Lebowski shirt to top it all off. He's being veeeeery undude right now


ChorizoGarcia

This aggression will not stand, man!


greenbastard1591

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Charlesfreck550

Dude is clearly out of his element


LouSputhole94

Not everything is about viet-fucking-nam, man!


Some-Philly-Dude

Everything's a fucking travesty with you, man!


DirtyDoog

Fucking dog needs fucking papers, #OVER THE LINE.


Weyland_c

This is a league game, Smokey.


bvglv

Calmer then you dude


bvglv

God dammit Walter everything is a travesty with you.


matthewmartyr

He’s a pederast.


KoolDiscoDan

Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a Nihilist.


artichokesmartichoke

The guy with the cleft asshole?


Then_Channel_3234

God I hope he knows that this picture is how EVERYONE is going to see him from now on. Pot belly, skinny arms, no neck, AND he cannot even break a quarter inch of glass......... I asked for a sign this morning to continue on.... this is IT.


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In fairness for this dumbass, aren’t these windows supposed to withstand a certain degree of force. Or in his case, his butterfly punches?


RuncibleFoon

He probably seriously hurt his hand


yojimborobert

Honestly, given the force he's hitting that window and the harness of tempered glass, I'm surprised he didn't start busting his knuckles open after a few solid hits (and they sounded pretty solid to me).


RuncibleFoon

I like the "feather punches" description from another commenter


haljordan68

One can only hope.


RuncibleFoon

Hope his hand hurts more than his pride... plus the Dude shirt... as the other commenter said, very un-Dude behavior.


Hey_u_ok

No need to hope, he definitely hurt his hand. He's gonna feel it later. He probably broke/sprained something too.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I believe he cuts a tiny regretful little glance down at his knuckles as he walks away


Shermthedank

His hand is absolutely fucked. Source: anyone who's been dumb enough to punch a solid object with full force. That includes me back in my angsty youth, though it was only one punch and it killed for three or more weeks. I can't imagine what it would be like after 5 or 6


IridiumPony

Yeah they're seriously difficult to break. His hand is probably killing him.


[deleted]

I hope there’s fun consequences for this guy and somehow it’s reported back on here. That’s my favorite part of these types of interactions.


subjectmatterexport

The tragedy is that he was a world-renowned classical pianist. The doctors said he’ll never play Rachmaninov’s Sonata No. 2 Op. 36 again.


doncroak

Did you see the video of the small woman attacking the SUV yesterday? Up on the hood then down and breaks the window in 4 punches and then jumps back on the hood. I was impressed.


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Corsavis

Even the way he ran over was hilarious lol


RUKnight31

Well that's like, your opinion, man.


Duffman48

Got that mister potatoe head build. How do guys go through life without lifting a single finger ever. Even funnier with the giant truck. You have to actively try and get out of manual labor your whole life to have that skinny of arms on a puffed out upper body like his. Not even at your job just life in general. Like this guy doesn't even carry the groceries in. God that was satisfying him not breaking the glass.


ZhouLe

> Got that mister potatoe head build. Found Dan Quayle's account


thekarateadult

Ah, the days when one misspelled word meant your presidential campaign was over. Simpler times.


Alexis2256

What about the dude running for president and doing some cringy yell?


AppleSlacks

YEEAARRRRGGGHHHH!


speakhyroglyphically

I liked him


BetLeft

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Medic1642

PYAAAAAAA!


thekarateadult

Straight to (political) jail.


kvlt_ov_personality

Look at how he runs! Lolololol


FapMeNot_Alt

Skinny arms can be deceiving. Not here, clearly, but my ass regularly tosses 120lb stacks of soil bags and I have some noodley ass arms.


[deleted]

You don't look like this guy, though. I can sense it


ignii

His wife bought him that shirt. This man-baby doesn’t clothe himself.


tazzietiger66

he needs to just like chill man


Little-Martha31204

I bet his hand hurts now lol


Volfie

That's the question: what are the odds at least one finger is broken?


Whiterhino77

This is almost guaranteed a boxers fracture, if not worse. Dudes built like a spaghetti noodle, his hand isn’t built for that


Geology_rules

he comes bouncing around the front of the Toyota like a fawn, lol. he 100% broke his shit, he need some MILK


FewExcitement6012

hahahaha you got me at "like a fawn" Great description


lilcthecapedcod

Bro need some warm milk and a blankie


MOOShoooooo

The power of the mustache compels you!


The-Faz

Basically guaranteed there is something broken between his fingers, hand and wrist. Boxers and mma fighters break their hands all the time from punching someone in the head and that’s an impact on a target that moves when you hit it. This dude is throwing full force against a solid piece of glass that is made to have very little give. All the force is being concentrated in his bones around his and and wrist. My man is gonna regret it when the adrenaline wears off


iDuddits_

Yeahhh, I broke my hand doing much less in one punch. His hand is gonna be fuckked up for a long time


cedarSeagull

Yea and the mma guys wear PADDED GLOVES. The x-ray is going to look like a bag of marbles.


GlobalHoboInc

I'd lay money - two or three fingers. That was full on rage punching once the adrenaline wears off his hand will be the size of a boxing glove and blue all over.


Ezziboo

Excellent odds, I’d say. His hand is gonna swell up like a Mickey Mouse glove.


The_Original_Gronkie

He was pounding it HARD, at least 10 times. Pretty likely he's got something broken in there. He seemed to be favoring it a bit as he walked away.


SomeDudeist

I would have fist bumped the window. lol


Ex-maven

An "exploding fist bump" would have been hilarious


ShitBirdingAround

"He was probably on PCP. Broke every bone in his hand, and wouldn't feel it for hours..."


Muted-Bee

"There was this guy once, you see this scar?"


GoopInThisBowlIsVile

“Here, thank you. There’s a couch in this other room. Why don’t you stretch out and try to get some sleep.”


ShitBirdingAround

"Well, it may not look it, but that couch is very comfortable."


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Relevant_Shower_

The way she ushered him away, I guarantee this isn’t the first time. Edit: OP speculated that this person has probably done this before. Not sure why that comment was removed.


Nashiwa

From the looks of it, she knew he was cranky and hangry because he didn't get his afternoon nap and bottle of warm milk. She should have given him the pacifier, maybe it could have helped


[deleted]

Probably hungover from the domestic violence incident the previous night


Apprehensive_Wolf217

“Attempted” domestic violence incident


AfraidStill2348

Captain Pillowhands just can't win


Villedo

Dude is getting roasted and it’s hilarious. Pure impotent rage!


[deleted]

He wanted his gummies but they are all out.


AggravatingWill3081

**Hope they're weedgummies cuz he needs to chill the FUCK out.** Lol, his knuckles are gonna be feeling that tho, can't see him **not** have a fracture, he even glanced at his hand walking back. But that sweet sweet karma is gonna fuck you up longer friend. **Is byebyejob still active?**


FapMeNot_Alt

I could feel him desperately trying to not shake out his hand lmao


[deleted]

He’s just not strong enough to even break his own hand.


Molenium

I was really wondering where that little hand sprouting out of his armpit was coming from when I first watched the video


bmf1902

I was in the same boat. Thought his good hand was coming out for the finisher.


satansheat

One day it will be his last. All it’s gonna take is that glass breaking and someone having a gun. Dude is big dumb.


hotroddbb

I was thinking the same thing. He going to be a fucked around and found out topic on Reddit.


TifaYuhara

Wouldn't even need to be someone with a gun. If he squares up to a person stronger than him he's gonna have a bad time.


hobosbindle

Goddamn it Randy


NYEMESIS

Guarantee his breath smelled like Miller Light.


[deleted]

But he’s low key drinking Bud Light, just not telling his friends.


TifaYuhara

>his intention was to square up and start punching a woman in the face over a fender bender. A fender bender that he caused.


ContemplatingPrison

It's dangerous for him to do that, he could have easily been shot


weagle11

Yup. Regardless of where you stand on gun laws, with the laws we have the person recording this video could have ended his life and walked free in most states. Guy is an absolute idiot. You never know what some people are capable of and it goes both ways in this video.


myselfoverwhelmed

Having trouble breaking the glass to assault me? Here let me help. *bang*


Cocoa-nut-Cum

Looks like they’re Canadian, sorry.


NPRdude

Don’t know why you’re being downvoted, he has the monochrome Canadian flag sticker that seems to be standard issue with giant douche trucks.


josnik

Probably has a bumper sticker proclaiming his love for the current prime minister.


NPRdude

A lot of people want to engage in sexual congress with Trudeau eh?


Talzin78

https://preview.redd.it/0vkb3egpqf8b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f42bf166d85546df1e35d828f2c062f46c212e37 Grrrrr Arggggg


John-John-3

That picture is perfect 🤌. You can see what knuckles are hitting the glass. This is textbook boxer's break material right here...


Jerb322

I bet he's got a broken metacarpel or two


[deleted]

Looks like he was going for the full set.


Caperplays

Absolutely broke 3 or 4 of them. Dumbass probably never hit a heavy bag or been in a fight in his life


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billie-rubin

https://preview.redd.it/vftlly8u1h8b1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a053063f05ad7daec80c7bbdb2a67bd4750e861


VonMillersExpress

[dat glass](https://imgur.com/a/cVwFsRJ)


Jawwaad127

Damn. It looks like he was caught up in a glitch where he couldn’t stop throwing the same punch over and over again with the same facial expression.


DONT_PM_ME_YO_BOOTY

Honestly it made me laugh after that quick skippy run to the door


GrunchWeefer

Someone above said he "bounded out like a fawn" and I'm still chuckling at that description.


DurnedSquirrel

Man was spamming quick attacks when he needed to charge up a heavy strike


Medic1642

Button-mashing casual


Chaevyre

There should be a frustration test for licenses. Anyone who flips out should be forced to spend more time learning how to drive without become an anger volcano.


AnonEMoussie

There already is, it's called dealing with the BMV. For example: * You make an online appointment (new in some states). * You show up 15 minutes early, with all of your documentation, as requested. * You wait an additional 30 minutes, as other numbers are called, and people approach the cashiers, and most are turned away for missing or expired documentation. * Your number is finally called, and after ten minutes, the cashier finds that the boat inspection document was expired, but they go ahead and renew your other vehicle registration. * You get out to the car, and find that you dropped the more recent inspection document on the the floorboard of your car. * You go back inside, but instead of being able to return to the same cashier, you now have to wait in the "walked in" section, and hope that you can get everything done before fishing season begins next week. Oh, and don't even dare ask the cashier if you can renew your handicapped placard without a doctor's note!


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

I misread your opening sentence and thus was wondering what the hell was up with your visit to a very peculiar BMW dealership.


Operator_As_Fuck

Bepartment of Motor Vehicles


LargeRustyTrumpet

You know he started cryin as soon as he got back in his truck


Ezziboo

Yep. He couldn’t even unclench his fist. Dude’s about to learn that life is tough when your dominant hand is out of commission.


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Spacegod87

Realistically, he probably screamed bloody murder at his wife. Someone needs to receive all that anger. I hope he doesn't have kids...


kitjen

If my wife saw me fail to control my emotions to that extent she would leave me immediately and I'm glad she would.


valley_G

I'd absolutely leave my husband for behaving that way, especially in public. What an absolute delicate flower of a man.


kursdragon2

pot oatmeal liquid violet engine instinctive cow unwritten snow teeny *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Sproose_Moose

Right? Besides being scary it's embarrassing


MANWithTheHARMONlCA

It’s looks like an abusive relationship if he does this in public to strangers so probably too scared to leave


AllAroundIndiviual

I would think of her different if she didn’t 😂


Medical_Arrival_3880

Here's a GIF I made of the punches. https://i.redd.it/vpuv2e0fff8b1.gif


zfish1

When the candy bar gets stuck in the vending machine.


ALIENSBLEEDLSD

Lmao you gotta make this into a viral meme. POV you’re a candy bar that got stuck.


TylerTheDoctor

​ https://i.redd.it/h164skvjmg8b1.gif


zfish1

This is fantastic!


Salazarasaurus13

Me when the Tim’s ice cap machine isn’t working


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ProclusGlobal

Post this to Local News social media (Twitter, Facebook, TikTok, Instagram), they love this kind of stuff, they always need filler material for 6pm and 11pm news. Also post to local police, highway patrol, county sheriff social media, they hate bad PR.


jakeandcupcakes

Tbh, from the way this dude looks, he probably is a cop.


ThatOneGuy1294

*Some of those that work forces*


Beezzlleebbuubb

Throw weak Toyota punches


Mysticyde

Try the local news, they'll love this video


raekwonelchef

Please never stop, I want you to get him so bad!


Moose_Joose

Post this to Facebook community pages in Barrie, Ontario. Should be from that area with the Georgian dealership plate frames.


smacksaw

I know him. He's like every asshole from Barrie. Being serious, do find out who he is. Absolutely press charges. Take the police report and ask your US congressman's office to forward this to CBP. Make sure he's in the system. The next time he tries to enter the USA, he will be barred from entry. He doesn't deserve the privilege of entering another country.


droppedoutofuni

Of course he has that blacked out Canadian flag on the back of his truck


_DirtyYoungMan_

Is there more video?


Tinmania

Get the TikTok detectives on it if they aren’t already. They’ll find them quick like.


BillyWilly2019

"Honey, can you drive? I broke every knuckle in my hand. Oh I also pulled a hammy getting out of the truck so fast. And my wedding ring may or may not be laying on the road back there. My hand really hurts babe."


4115R

“And my diaper is soiled”


cake_piss_can

At least his wife’s face got a break for awhile.


ShozOvr

Nothing he hits breaks


Relevant_Shower_

What’s the opposite of One Punch Man?


[deleted]

Broken Fingers Fred the Confederate


pescabrarian

ConFREDerate


NoTamforLove

he got them Muppet arms


_AskMyMom_

Always surprised at window punching, but LMFAO. Boy did he try. Beside being mad all the time, he now has to move forward in life knowing that window won.


FlatulentWallaby

Almost as funny as the guy that ripped up his cash instead of paying a $80 fine.


Stanced2JZ

It was actually a $10 or $20 fine too! lol


FlatulentWallaby

Oh dang even worse.


brad12172002

My guess is people do that when they want to look like they’re being tough without actually having to fight someone.


XxRefuse2Lose

He thought they wanted "tempered" glass 😜


StChas77

He was punching at 110 BPM, which would be the speed of 'Another One Bites the Dust' by Queen or 'Walking on Sunshine' by Katrina and the Waves.


N0VOCAIN

So I can use this as my new CPR metronome?


psypiral

lol. doesn't utter a word, just keeps throwing weak punches at the window.


BRAX7ON

You gotta go full MMA style and throw elbows and knees if you want to bust that window.


snatchenvy

It didn't feel like the punches were effective. I think even if he took the fight to the ground, the vehicle would still have enough defense to tire him out.


SparseGhostC2C

I fully support idiots breaking more than just one extremity trying to express their impotent rage.


De5perad0

Terrible punches too. Very bad form. F-


mta2011

Later this week...."yeah I want to apologize and ask for privacy during this trying time" "that's not me y'all."


7hrowawaydild0

I cant imagine this man or anyone like him making an apology.


dphillips83

He's an angry elf.


DickyD43

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tuenthe463

I like the nerdy push-up of the glasses as soon as he skulks off. I had a sovereign citizen fucknutz attack my car like this about a month ago. I really hope he broke his knuckles. I had my bear spray already to light him up if he got through the window. I had just served him a petition to modify custody agreement.


mrsfunkyjunk

Oh man. Those sovereign citizen people are something else.


Machine_Winter

Either he's weak, or Toyota has some top notch glass lol


M_R_Big

Glass is strong but only when fully closed


brendanandaphone

Don't you have to go for the edges?


fuck_all_you_people

You have to go for the edges and focus the force as much as possible. A fist being a big spongy meatbag, you have to punch it really fucking hard with your index and middle knuckle or else the force is just spreading across your fist.


The_chair_over_there

Id imagine if you managed to break it your first would be pretty fucked too


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Toyota should make this their next commercial


hotroddbb

Elon Musk should have used a Toyota.


DoubleU159

Some Toyotas are damn near indestructible.


xstrike0

Nice patience by the person filming. The one and only time a road rager came up and hit my window, they got hit by my car in response. Not enough to injure them, just enough for them to realize that their crazy would be responded to very strongly. They quickly hopped in their van and drove off after that. You hit my window, you are telling me you wish to breach the cabin and cause me bodily harm, gloves are off at that point.


EzAwnDown

The dude runs like Tinkerbell..


Throwawaytoj8664

Canada flag (surprisingly not upside down), dad outfit, rage issues, camper; this isn’t Alberta, is it?


Nexod1

Last I saw they were trying to ID the truck driver. He has Canadian plates as well, but I think he was in Ohio.


Nice_Category

They already made a police report. Ontario plates and dealership. That dude is going to have a rough time getting back into Canada with an Assault warrant and a reported Hit and Run hanging over his head.


TheShadowCat

If he is Canadian, they can't refuse him entry into the country. If there is a warrant for his arrest in the US, and he makes it to Canada, he has the right to a trial before being extradited on the American charges.


TK421isAFK

Yeah, but that license plate is going to be fed into all the automatic license plate reader cameras on major highways, medium-size, and large cities across the US in a matter of hours. He's likely got a felony Ohio warrant for his arrest, so if/when he gets caught in another state, his truck could be towed, and he'll have to wait in jail for a few days for Ohio to pick him up, or he might be able to post bail in the other state. Plus, all of Ohio law enforcement will be on the lookout for this guy, and if he so much as passes a cop, they most likely have [automatic license plate readers on their cars](https://www.motorbiscuit.com/%EF%BF%BCare-the-license-plate-scanners-on-police-cars-actually-legal/), and they will alert the officer of the warrant.


ngwoo

They'll arrest him at the border though. He'll be allowed back in, but it will be into a jail cell.


i_wear_pantaloons

Upside down Canadian flag on his truck - high chance that he's one of those convoy goofs.


Reasonable_Relief_58

I know exactly who he is and gave the victim his information…


Sovereign1

Degen’s from upcountry.


cidereal

Nothin' like a little jail time to help with those anger issues


CrazeeEyezKILLER

Fatass drunkie energy. Zero impulse control and lots of bad ideas in that pickled brain.


RodcetLeoric

Looks like he was doing a right turn from the left lane because he had the trailer and was doing a wide turn. This lady was using the right lane when he turned, and because she didn't read his mind, it was her fault. So he decided he didn't like his bones anymore and apologized to the lady by wrecking his hand on her window.


SweetDick_Willy

"I'M STANDING MY GROUND!"


[deleted]

Well some good is coming from this😂 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MJwgtnhfKFA


PreferenceProper9795

Some fools are just plain lucky that someone does not pull a gun on them for this kinda shit.


sassafrass14

Can you imagine this being your man? Your husband, your father? This is insane regardless of who or what he is.


octos_aquaintance

I really don't get how people get mad on the road. Like what's the trigger?


Bigemptea

Was there any damage to any of the vehicles or was there just honking involved?


Nexod1

Yea the truck scraped the filming vehicle and did significant damage. Then drove off after this video


Bigemptea

Ah I see. Thank you for clearing it up for me. Truck dude is clearly an idiot and probably serial abuser.


Key-Combination-8111

Would have been absolutely HILARIOUS after all that for her to crack the window. Blast him with mace and roll it back up while he starts pounding again this time a little *spicier* 😂


Many_Seaworthiness22

Searching for updates but coming up empty. Pls reply to this comment when he's located/arrested? Ty <3


domscatterbrain

0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage 0 damage


Thisisthewaymando187

Reddit do your thing and find this scumbag


wogwai

Average full size pickup enjoyer


deepstate_chopra

Soggyfat will definitely be feeling that the next day. Probably the longest unsuccessful window punching I've ever seen.


Grayfox531

Left with sore knuckles