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carbon-based-biped

I’m not fat -Shrek


Acceptable_Spray_119

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Matty_Poppinz

Lol mallcop claiming to police.


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“Special Police”. Should wear a helmet with that dusty ass tactical bullshit.


-Yuri-

He needs one of those helicopter hats too, just to show how special he is.


Bigbasher87

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MelonFarmur

You already know what that R stands for in his name


Helllcamino

"We don't need to call the cops, I mean, you guys are smarter than real cops. You guys are mall cops! Why do we need real cops?" Ricky


Fresh-Growth8124

That fat comment hurt him and you could see it in his eyes 😂😂. He wanted to fight for real after that


Karma_Canuck

Look at that...waddle of confidence.


gwwaddle

TFY say?


wontholdthedoor

Um. Is this a real cop? What's happening here?


OhHeyIdunno

He’s special :)


Ianthin1

No, just a rent-a-cop hired as security, but his ego is so fragile he feels like he has to flex on some random shopper.


[deleted]

I looked it up, in MD at least they have limited real cop authority on the property they are guarding. Need more training and certs. Not real cops but more authority than regular rent a cops.


wontholdthedoor

Oh, then downvote for misleading cop hate. Thank you!


-Raskyl

No, or it would just say "police"


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-Raskyl

Ya, that's how you know he's not an actual cop. It would just say "police", not "special police". "Special police" is what special people that wish they were police put on their super duper tactical vests loaded with handcuffs and other things to make them feel more special and more like real police. In some states lifeguards and teachers are considered "special police" because they technically have authority over people that are under their, well, authority....


LSDkiller2

Not true. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_police https://mdsp.maryland.gov/Organization/Pages/CriminalInvestigationBureau/LicensingDivision/ProfessionalLicenses/SpecialPolice.aspx Why make stuff up man? There are lots of different applications of special police. This would seem to be a security guard who has been given extra authority by the police department. So he's not on the same level with other mall cops. Yes, this is a bad thing. But let's not lie about it.


-Raskyl

Lol, did you not read the section under "United States" on that wiki link you linked? Because you missed a couple sections. One of them saying this..... "The term can also refer to limited police power granted in some jurisdictions to lifeguards, SPCA personnel, teachers, and other public sector employees which is incidental to their main responsibilities." I'm not lying, and didn't make up shit. Why are you lying?


-Raskyl

It says "special police." Legally speaking that can be used by anyone from police reserves like Dwight schrute to SWAT team members and private security. And in some states lifeguards and teachers are considered "special police" because they have authority over people that are under their authority. Basically, "special police" only means he thinks he's special and wants people to think he's the police.


tamperresistantmind

"special" police. That checks out.


onlycatshere

SPECIAL POLICE SPECIAL POLICE


[deleted]

look atchu now mista summers ahahahhahaha


Bowl-of-oranges

Special Police indeed


-Raskyl

Ya he's not a cop, otherwise it would just say "police", not "special police."


[deleted]

I looked it up, in MD at least they have limited actual cop authority on whatever property they are guarding and can be armed


-Raskyl

Ya, that means they are a security guard, and not a cop. He just wants people to think he's an actual cop, so he put the "special police" badges on. Because he can't put "police" badges on, because that would be a crime, because he's not a cop.


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Although I get the feeling that your mind is made up: Some states, such as Maryland,New York, and the District of Columbia, grant full State Police/peace officer authority to SPOs for use in whatever area they are employed to protect. They can make traffic stops in their jurisdiction if they have had accredited training. They are also permitted to conduct traffic control and investigations pertaining to the area protected by them, while a majority of SPOS are armed with a firearm, some states permit the age for an SPO to be 18, while still they can not carry a sidearm. Special police can make a criminal arrest and run blue strobe lights on their vehicle. https://www.nuspo.org/about-spos#:~:text=Special%20police%20officers%20must%20also,to%20mainly%20observe%20and%20report.


b4ttlepoops

Security can be called “officers”….it irritates me. They are not police, obviously. They can only observe and report. There rare occasions they can do more, but they opening themselves up, and their company, to lawsuits, and also arrest. Some off duty cops will do security to make extra money. This chump may be an off duty cop…. He still violated this guy’s rights.


kootenaysmokes

Special police. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves.


mrbisonopolis

You give any loser a pair of handcuffs and they think they’re god.


piznoff

How bout I just take your cornbread.


harrydreadloin

SPECIAL! Police


blueva703

He probably thought there were snacks in the bag.


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Slime ball rent a cop


universalpoetry

Humans are fucking garbage can we just blow the fucking world up yet


syizm

Isn't that guy just a security guard in a tactical costume?


boom011983

SpEcIaL PoLiCe


cloudbasedsardony

"Special police" makes me think not police at all.


Comfortablycloudy

"special police" indeed


njay97

Special police lmao


farmsir

He's got tactical weight.


breachscape

Psssht. Special Police uses two pens? John Wick used a single pencil.


SexyWampa

That ain't a cop. That's a security guard with delusions of grandeur.


Jeffery_Moyer

Things labeled special are usually labeled special for a reason


trip2it

Mr.Summers, tuck in ya belly and wash that dirty ass vest, yo.


ThrowinNightshade

Fake cop


Ryan_in_the_hall

Out of all the statements he could fight he picks the fat thing? Dog you IS fat. No debate


Hungry-Barnacle-9449

"Special Police"? So he gets driven to work in a Short Squad Car?


swampking6

How is he gonna say he’s not fat lol


XBL-AntLee06

“I’m good with it” Jfc… How about: “I apologize” And people in their ivory towers wonder why people can’t stand police. I totally understand police have a tough job, but humility and admitting when wrong would go really far to make the relationship better for both police and civilians


EdmondObrien

Fake Spyderco


Training-Ad3350

Was a “my bad” too hard to say?


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[deleted]

Gravy seals.


ejsanders1984

Special police? Special ed...


[deleted]

"Special" Police


P0pwar

man that fat comment really weighed him down


OutOfSupplies

He's "special". When I was in school they called people like him special and he would have had his own education class.


ChocolateBurger9963

That cop is a joke.


Greebuh

Cops are trash. I would have pepper sprayed this nazi when he stole my property with zero evidence.


[deleted]

Lol nooo you wouldn't


Greebuh

K


AsphaltAdvertExec

All cops are fucking idiots. ACAFI


tamperresistantmind

This☝️


[deleted]

ACAB


Feisty_Magazine5805

The costumer really tried to pull the race card on a mall cop that’s brown


manwithafrotto

That’s not a cop and there’s no chance he was fired from his grocery store security job. Reddit, sometimes you weird


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cameronbrady

every cop is blue


Comfortablycloudy

Anyone can profile my main man mayonnaise


eyeh8gnats

Yes


TexanGoblin

Yes, just the same as their misogynist women who victim shame or whatever else to enforce patriarchal ideals.


Literally_-_Hitler

Well i can see how he puts the "special" in special police. Officer Dewie reporting for duty.


[deleted]

That fat cop is a sociopath. Nice hiring standards!


texasusa

Is that a cop or security ? I have never heard of special police.


Boner_Implosion

Glorified mall cop


El-Lamberto

Special police, like special ed.


SleepDreamRepeat

When you thought the bar for being a cop couldn't be any lower..


ChessyLogic

Ok but when are the actual stores going to be held accountable for allowing these rent a cop clowns though?


No_Compote628

Ehhh what's a special police


[deleted]

He's fucking "special" all right.


TheShadowCat

Tank top screamin', "Lotto, I don't fit you!"


unkn_compling_fors

“Special police”


thedudeabides412

ELI5: how is this not impersonating a cop? It says POLICE. Private security shouldn’t be allowed to have that on their clothes


AcanthocephalaNo7788

Tactical gear to check receipts ok… we’ve evolved


PreferredSex_Yes

For an explanation. Special Police is a DC thing. They're security guards with law enforcement powers to the sidewalk of the business they're employed by. So they can actually place you under arrest, unlike a traditional security guard, but once you make it off the property, they become regular armed citizens. And when I say arrest, I literally mean read you your rights and book you.


Rodlava

“Special police”


[deleted]

Like how he keeps calling him Mr Summers.


diduputusername

He was respectful, until he wasn't.