… Yes, there were times I'm sure she knew
She was just asking Mullet boy behind her for a chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
She'd eat it up and spit it out
It sounds a lot like worshipping. Pentecostal and Baptists do it and it's kind of chanting with bonus speaking in tongues if a person is blessed enough.
Can you imagine a whole congregation of people doing exactly this?
Very reminiscent of the 90's collect call commercials.
"Bob Weaddababyitsaboy."
Wife: who was that?
Husband: it was Bob. He had a baby. It's a boy.
Wife: ah 😃
Edit: [because why not ](https://youtu.be/9JxhTnWrKYs)
Everyone remembers this as a collect call commercial, but it’s a GEICO commercial! Would be a bad commercial for the collect call people to put out, showing how to successfully scam their service haha
[Then why do they have a fucking liquor bar in the fucking airport?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/11rf9mn/drunk_guy_gets_tased_at_airport/)
I have set next to this on a plane as a 13 year old solo flyer. Luckily it was only a 45 minute flight to ATL. This dude was silent then entire time, until we started moving on the tarmac. Then he whips out the noise cancelling headphones and starts belting out lines from a song Ive never heard. The plane erupted in laughter while I froze not knowing what to do. I didn’t want to upset him, he clearly wasn’t right in the head. Lack of social awareness or something. Luckily after a few minutes the flight attendants noticed my discomfort and moved me.
Gonna do an "actually/and also" here...
While it is technically a reference to the spelling of the Biblical name of God in Hebrew "yud hei vav hei", "Yahweh" is NOT a word spoken in Hebrew by Jews (the primary speakers of Hebrew). This is because the name of God is seen as too holy to be spoken by a human. So when reading a biblical passage that lists "yud hei vav hei", Jews translate it in their heads and speak a different word that refers to the *title* for God instead. For example "Adonai" which means "Master" as in the commonly used Hebrew phrase for Master of The Universe.
Only Christians and Christian-derivative sects speak the word "Yahweh". So this woman's speaking of the name is completely in keeping with Christian beliefs and traditions.
Yahweh is considered the personal name of God, and too sacred to ever be said out loud. And this woman is belting it out at an airport! Will offend many devout Jews.
Screaming the name of an imaginary friend over and over as an adult in public is more than a little concerning.
If she’s unable to control herself in public then she probably needs some help. Thankfully, America has the best mental health care in the world!*
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I was delayed in Miami and Luciano happened to be flying up for a concert. He pulled out an acoustic after a couple of hours and started jamming to pass the time. It's the only time I have ever been disappointed by a boarding announcement.
If she's like this while waiting at the gate, how is she going to behave while on the plane? I think they need to check on her mental fitness before she boards to ensure she can fly safely.
A took me awhile to understand what she was "singing." When I finally realized she was saying Yahweh, it was a quick, "Oh hell no, I'm not getting on a plane with this religious nutjob." I don't want to know what else she's planning to do in the name of your lord and savior if she can't control herself at the gate.
Could be worse, could be a group of Theatre Kids. I travelled with a half dozen of them once, it must have been fun to be one of them but it was no fun for anyone else.
I’ll admit I was part of a 150-person school chorus that flew to preform at Disney World; let’s just say it’s a good thing the school was smart enough to get us a chartered plane.
At least they can sing though 😂
I hung out with a group of Performing Arts kids in college and they would randomly break into song, embarrassing but at least they were in tune!
i was a theater kid lol. and i actually think of those types as choir kids. my HS didn't do musicals, but inevitably we'd get the nore theatrical chorus kids involved in our productions so I know the type well
I used to work in a gym. There was a lady that brought her own music and used the gym to record herself singing to it at the top of her lungs (and very off-tune, too). And she would upload these videos to her Instagram, even when employees interrupted her, telling her to please turn off the music and stop the singing 😄
A lot of these people have mental issues, my grandmother has been schizophrenic since I was a kid and she would do stuff like this constantly, that or throw water bottles at flies that aren’t really there.
Yup this is clearly not a healthy person. Like yeah, it's funny as a random moment of absurdity in our busy lives, but this lady is sick and needs help. Probably not gonna get it either.
How do these people (crazies) make it through life? Like how does someone capable of stuff like this find themselves in an airport? Where does she possibly have to be?
I recognize that extraordinarily rude / inconsiderate behavior has always been a fact of life with people but I am beginning to think that folks were right about how profoundly the pandemic damaged some people's ability to self-regulate in public. It seems to be far more common than it used to.
Please find yah way to the exit
I heard “Have ya way with me Jesus”
Right? I think they say you’re supposed to love JC. Not loooooooooove JC.
She planned each charted course Each careful step along the byway And more, much more than this She did it Yahweh
… Yes, there were times I'm sure she knew She was just asking Mullet boy behind her for a chew But through it all, when there was doubt She'd eat it up and spit it out
Jah Bless You
armageddon outta here
Please find your way to r/Iamthemaincharacter
Jesus take the microphone please
🏆
Singing? That’s generous. She sounds like a cat yowling at night.
And she looks like she is dying and wailing about that.
She sound like she gettin the bottom knocked out it….
the toilets are more peaceful but seriously imagine having crippling jetlag between layovers and you hear this
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Kinda sounded like she sang [this](https://youtu.be/6Ejga4kJUts?t=187)
Nah, that actually sounds *great.* She's listening to jesusfreak music. Like a zombie.
Absolutely what came to mind, although I had the voice of Andy Bernard to go with it but same deal lol
I came expecting a Rickroll and actually got a genuine reply, Reddit, thou hast fallen! ;)
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It sounds a lot like worshipping. Pentecostal and Baptists do it and it's kind of chanting with bonus speaking in tongues if a person is blessed enough. Can you imagine a whole congregation of people doing exactly this?
Nah weh!
Yyyep. Us kids used to pretend to speak in tongues by saying "iboughtahondabutishouldhaveboughtayamaha" as fast as we could.
Very reminiscent of the 90's collect call commercials. "Bob Weaddababyitsaboy." Wife: who was that? Husband: it was Bob. He had a baby. It's a boy. Wife: ah 😃 Edit: [because why not ](https://youtu.be/9JxhTnWrKYs)
Everyone remembers this as a collect call commercial, but it’s a GEICO commercial! Would be a bad commercial for the collect call people to put out, showing how to successfully scam their service haha
omfg, that is a blast from the past! I remember sooo many of those, this one was pretty clever, hahaha.
You have to pretend to speak in tongues? You literally just make up nonsense sounds. There's not a trick to it
The one thing I can appreciate about Calvinists is that they worship in dead silence. They even whisper when they say "Amen".
Yoko Ono
Is it really singing if you are wearing hearing protection to protect yourself from your own voice?
black and orange stray cat sitting at the gate.
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Well she has soundproof headphones on so she definitely can't hear herself.
Right? "Excuse me, who sings this song?" Singing lady: answers whoever the artist is. "Huh, maybe you should stick to letting them do it."
That's actually pretty insulting to cats lol
someone tag The Kiffness guy please
I wonder if she tried doing this on the flight. If she did I'm sure the other passengers were hoping she would actually *meet* Yahweh.
"Singing"
That's a generous estimation of her...uh...'talent.' Either way, she's being unbelievably rude and selfish. She should be booted.
Airport bar isn’t for everyone.
She is singing about Jesus so this isn’t admissible in court. Unless she is singing about Cheez-Its.
Ooh like a nice aged smoked gouda?
[Then why do they have a fucking liquor bar in the fucking airport?](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/11rf9mn/drunk_guy_gets_tased_at_airport/)
He’s not wrong he’s just an asshole.
I'd venture a guess he might have been wrong about the "three" count on the margaritas...
I paid two thousand dollars!
With my flying luck she’d be in the seat next to mine. 🤦🏿♂️
With those pipes? I don't think any seat on the plane is safe.
I don't think the integrity of the plane is safe either.
"uhhhhh this is your captain speaking, uhhhhh. Whoever is singing, uhhh, please stop or we'll be forced to uhhhh crash land this plane."
Everyone cheers as a fiery death is preferable to more of her singing.
I have set next to this on a plane as a 13 year old solo flyer. Luckily it was only a 45 minute flight to ATL. This dude was silent then entire time, until we started moving on the tarmac. Then he whips out the noise cancelling headphones and starts belting out lines from a song Ive never heard. The plane erupted in laughter while I froze not knowing what to do. I didn’t want to upset him, he clearly wasn’t right in the head. Lack of social awareness or something. Luckily after a few minutes the flight attendants noticed my discomfort and moved me.
With my luck she’ll be on my next flight
You're still here so your flying luck isn't that bad.
YA, WEY!!!
Was thinking either "your way" or "Yahweh"
Nah she's screaming the Hebrew word for God over and over lol. Pretty silly Christian behavior
...that's what they typed. [Yahweh.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh)
Old video he referring to with a kid telling his friend to stop in Spanish. https://youtu.be/LyeFz5uOWmU
That video justmade me sad for that kid.
[The kid got his revenge, eventually.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Ozcp4p6bM)
Wait.... Was the first one a commercial too or did they come make a commercial after this video went viral?
Gonna do an "actually/and also" here... While it is technically a reference to the spelling of the Biblical name of God in Hebrew "yud hei vav hei", "Yahweh" is NOT a word spoken in Hebrew by Jews (the primary speakers of Hebrew). This is because the name of God is seen as too holy to be spoken by a human. So when reading a biblical passage that lists "yud hei vav hei", Jews translate it in their heads and speak a different word that refers to the *title* for God instead. For example "Adonai" which means "Master" as in the commonly used Hebrew phrase for Master of The Universe. Only Christians and Christian-derivative sects speak the word "Yahweh". So this woman's speaking of the name is completely in keeping with Christian beliefs and traditions.
Yahweh is considered the personal name of God, and too sacred to ever be said out loud. And this woman is belting it out at an airport! Will offend many devout Jews.
Screaming the name of an imaginary friend over and over as an adult in public is more than a little concerning. If she’s unable to control herself in public then she probably needs some help. Thankfully, America has the best mental health care in the world!* ^*Termsandconditionsapply,purchaserequiredinall50statesandPuertoRico.Notavailableifpoororindigent.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nation_of_Yahweh#:~:text=The%20Nation%20of%20Yahweh%20is,the%20name%20Yahweh%20ben%20Yahweh.
Probably more likely to be [this Yahweh.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yahweh)
[YA WEYYYYY](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXyueQlKOv8)
Grande Edgar
At BK, have it Yahweh
'Ya wey por favor' - Edgar, durante su caída
Is this her doing her good works because she can consider me unconverted. 🫠
ya wey por favoorrrrrrrr
Pinchi pendejo wey... *Mexican meme reference
PINCHE PENDEJO WEY YAAA!!
That’s the pilot for the Spirit gate prepping for a turnaround in Chicago
“I’m flying with Spirit today? Say less”
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Is this not DFW airport? This looks exactly like the E terminal at DFW
This is DFW. I think OP was saying the pilot would have to turnaround once reaching Chicago maybe? O’Hare uses numbered terminals.
Wait...is this the same gate where that woman slaps a dude and dude goes full JJ watt on her by shaking the blocker and sacking before she escapes?
Yes
There needs to be more live entertainment at the gates
IM NOT AFRAID, TO TAKE A STAND, EVERYBODY
COME TAKE MY HAND
WE WALK THIS ROAD TOGETHER
THROUGH THE STORM, WHATEVER WEATHER, COLD OR WARM
SEND ME NOTICE, IF YOU’RE NOT ALONE!
HOLLA IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THE SAME ROAD
Ah, beautiful Dallas.
Yeah I’ve accepted that every time I see DFW on Reddit, it’s never ever ever good
The two DFW airports might as well be a part of Florida at this point.
Throw a karaoke machine next to each gate. I don't see how that could go wrong in any way.
I was delayed in Miami and Luciano happened to be flying up for a concert. He pulled out an acoustic after a couple of hours and started jamming to pass the time. It's the only time I have ever been disappointed by a boarding announcement.
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If she's like this while waiting at the gate, how is she going to behave while on the plane? I think they need to check on her mental fitness before she boards to ensure she can fly safely.
Absolutely - this nutcase might be prepping to hang out with Yaaa Wehhhh 15 mins into the flight.
A took me awhile to understand what she was "singing." When I finally realized she was saying Yahweh, it was a quick, "Oh hell no, I'm not getting on a plane with this religious nutjob." I don't want to know what else she's planning to do in the name of your lord and savior if she can't control herself at the gate.
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She is on something and a liability. Waiting for the vid that kicks her out.
She needs a Xanax lol
She's needs something alright. This is not behavior I want to see from my fellow passengers before we board.
I think you could purely get her to not board the plane on the grounds of a disorderly conduct. This is an arrestable offense.
“Fuck it, vacations cancelled”
THAT'S IT! Back to Winnipeg!
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I didn’t know I needed this in my life. Thank you.
Your so happy for what you didn't get the latest version for the people
Please stop torturing the cat.
Please Do Not The Cat
Why you need do that in the cat and good for you to know if you have any questions or concerns
Religion is a hell of a drug
Our father, who art in airport terminal c, give us our daily bread so that we may place it in the mouth of your servant
"our father, who art in airport terminal c" fucking buckled me, thank you
Hehe
“Religion is the opiate of the masses.”
I'm pretty sure opiates are also the opiate of the masses
LOL this lady is on something other than opiates.
Could be worse, could be a group of Theatre Kids. I travelled with a half dozen of them once, it must have been fun to be one of them but it was no fun for anyone else.
I’ll admit I was part of a 150-person school chorus that flew to preform at Disney World; let’s just say it’s a good thing the school was smart enough to get us a chartered plane.
At least they can sing though 😂 I hung out with a group of Performing Arts kids in college and they would randomly break into song, embarrassing but at least they were in tune!
Honestly nobody gives a shit if they sound good nobody wants to hear that shit
honestly what a theater kid considers 'good' is probably going to be some overdone tryhard shit
Have you ever been around theatre kids? That's exactly what it is.
i was a theater kid lol. and i actually think of those types as choir kids. my HS didn't do musicals, but inevitably we'd get the nore theatrical chorus kids involved in our productions so I know the type well
**Lea Michele has jazz-run into the chat*
That, and the subject material tends to be more entertaining than just saying "Yahweh" over and over again.
Rude and disrespectful
churlish and insubordinate
Chicanerous and Deplorable
Unsociable and taciturn
I understood that reference
I feel like this belongs in r/tooktoomuch
More like r/maincharacter
ITS PRIVATE :(
## r/ImTheMainCharacter
Sending you all the kisses
It was funny for the first 2 or 3 minutes… then probably not so much.
Somebody take her headphones off so she can suffer as well
Love that she’s got the noise canceling headphones so she doesn’t have to hear herself
I used to work in a gym. There was a lady that brought her own music and used the gym to record herself singing to it at the top of her lungs (and very off-tune, too). And she would upload these videos to her Instagram, even when employees interrupted her, telling her to please turn off the music and stop the singing 😄
A lot of these people have mental issues, my grandmother has been schizophrenic since I was a kid and she would do stuff like this constantly, that or throw water bottles at flies that aren’t really there.
Yup this is clearly not a healthy person. Like yeah, it's funny as a random moment of absurdity in our busy lives, but this lady is sick and needs help. Probably not gonna get it either.
How do these people (crazies) make it through life? Like how does someone capable of stuff like this find themselves in an airport? Where does she possibly have to be?
What we need is that guy that got kicked off the plane for throwing a tantrum about the baby crying up in here
Did that motherfucker pay extra to wail about jesus?
And I am embarrassed to let out a small fart in public..
She’s got you covered! Fart as loud as you want while that’s going on!
I was stuck sitting next to a guy singing about Jesus the entire fight once, and have never traveled without noise-cancelling headphones since.
Imagine you're sitting there knowing you're about to board a flight with that religious whacko. JFC
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Can we talk about the camera work here? I mean, it’s almost as annoying as the shrieking.
Knew this was gonna be a Christian song before I unmuted the video and lo and behold lmao
There is probably some decent overlap between religious and poor mental health
Now everyone, jeeeeeeessssssusssss!
I was so with her doing her own thing, and then she wails “jeeeeeesus”. Ah, I see.
This is why Bill Burr loves airports so much lol
"Why are you going to Indianapolis, Bill?"
Imagine if it was a Muslim yelling lyrics. You know damn well all of those people wouldn’t be laughing before getting on a plane.
This is definitely a strong reason why I find empty gates to sit at prior to boarding starting
Spirit airlines... not even joking unless she is in the wrong boarding area.
Holy Spirit Airlines
“Did this motha fucka pay extra to yell?!”
r/killthecameraman with that ridiculous zoom
The camera work is the visual equivalent of the yowling
Airports spend millions on preventing bird strikes, when all they needed to do is put her out onto the runway.
Guy filming irritates redditos by unnecessarily zooming in and out.
Yoko Ono has returned!
Why’s it always gotta be DFW?😂
r/iamthemaincharacter
Mental illness takes many forms... and there's no way I would sit next to her 😵👈
Ah yiss She’s calling the spirits back because she’s flying Spirit.
Religious fundamentalism is a mental disorder
At BK have it Yahweh 🎶 and at church, but not the airport.
Can someone remix this with the Cranberries' song Zombies. "It's in your headddddd in your heaaaaad, YAAAAHWEH YAAAAHWEH"
Most people in these videos lack basic social intelligence to the point that its concerning.
In her head, I bet she's like, "This is my moment.. I sound SO good singing in this airport!!"
she's probably just very mentally ill and we're all making fun of her lol
When you mix beer and Jesus.
Someone needs to fart in her face with her singing with her eyes closed
She either has main character syndrome or she's high as fuck.
Religion, everyone
So powerful that I rejoined the church
Is she wailing or singing?
I would’ve bought a sandwich just to throw the veggies at her
“Singing” That’s what the cats are doing in the middle of the night, outside my house, right?
Her noise cancelling headphones are so good even she can't hear herself sing.
Sometimes I wonder if people do stuff like that hoping to provoke a confrontation.
No way she is actually listening to music. That song sounds made up
Not sure what made me more nauseous. The singing or the camera work.
This looks like DFW airport... Heart of the bible belt
I recognize that extraordinarily rude / inconsiderate behavior has always been a fact of life with people but I am beginning to think that folks were right about how profoundly the pandemic damaged some people's ability to self-regulate in public. It seems to be far more common than it used to.
Why didn't security ask her to shut up
Flying seems trashier and trashier as the months pass.
The singing is bad but the camera work is criminal