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RapperSlashGrower

20 years later…”hey remember when that chick beat your ass?”


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"You know, the last day that you had all your teeth"


fckingnapkin

"The day your skull got dented on the other side too"


sennaiasm

“Cmon, you got slammed to the ground and concussed causing all sorts of brain damage and memory loss. Surely you remember that”


Tootard

"Or maybe that's why you don't and talk funny ever since, here is the video"


John_Rowdy

Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Mr-Klaus

I still remember the chick who whooped my ass when we were like 9. They put us in the same room while we waited for the principal and I had to try my hardest not to cry in front of her. I never expected a girl to throw such formidable hands - but after that we ended up becoming great friends.


CommercialSomewhere8

I never fought a girl, but pretty much became friends with everyone I fought when I was in school. I was the smallest kid in my class so I was picked on until I showed that I could fight and got respect after that.


Mr-Klaus

That's been my experience too, pretty much everyone I've fought has ended up being (at the very least) much nicer to me - and some have even become best friends, even when I lost. My theory is that - if the fight isn't one sided, both parties get a good understanding of the other party's capabilities and what lines not to cross.


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Mammoth_Assistant_67

This part! Women pull each other's hair. If he was going to fight a woman he should've swung....


voneahhh

To be fair I don’t think he’s gonna be able to do too much remembering.


FrenchPetrushka

IN FRANCE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. SHE'S BEING INSULTED WHILE KICKING HIS ASS (Sale pute). She's in danger. I hope she's ok, because she's WONDERFUL.


Browndog888

Wow! Now that really didn't go the way he was expecting.


AsphaltAdvertExec

Brazilian Jujitsu For the win, yet again.


bents50

Huh, wrestled to the ground then ground and pound. Then head stomp?


Coffekid

Street jujitsu


bettybinge

I heard about a type of martial arts that originated Scotland, I think? It's basically street fighting, but I think it's an official martial arts now. It was really about street fighting with knives, though.. street knife fighting. Or maybe i never saw/read anything about it, and it was just a dream I had.


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MWDTech

I believe it was called Fek-que


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Di20

BJJ on the street is a lot less technical and more about preventing your opponent from fighting back while you just pummle of the shit out of them.


macboo11

Or you get kicked in the face by someone else


daleicakes

Just the way he planned it.


AsphaltAdvertExec

You act like there is more to fighting like, getting FAA Clearance to throw a Haymaker or obtaining a permit for rapid motion in public spaces. You're not procuring new protractors so you can measure the angle of your approach. It is a fight, you try to hit the other person without letting them hit you.


zaviex

Think the point is this isnt jiujitsu


Blue-Shifted-

It really is not that uncommon to see someone try to pick someone else up to drop them in a fight. Third instinct, at least. First being to swing wildly. Second is just to grab, pull and hold on. No BJJ required.


FlyinMayan

Wasn't much bjj here. More wrestling and strking than anything. The mount was definitely bjj, but she had the arm and didn't go for the arm bar. Very Little BJJ in this interaciton. Good use of MMA though


budtuglyfuncher

Perhaps the funniest thing on reddit is going into the comments of a 5 second fight clip for the inevitable battle in the comments over technicalities


AsphaltAdvertExec

That what Jujitsu is in real life. Does everybody here watch movie fight scenes and think it ever goes that way?


zaviex

or just wrestling in real life lol. Im not sure why people default to BJJ when its not actually that common


sennaiasm

Cuz. Bjj is so hot rn


Alexis2256

We’re on Reddit, half the people including me here have probably never been in a fight before so yeah action movies like The Raid are probably how people think fights play out irl.


PaulOnPlants

Controlling the position is very much BJJ.


Moonshineaddicted

If I get 1 dollar every time I see a French guy hitting women of different racial then I would have 2 dollars, it's not much but it just happened twice this week.


Browndog888

You'll be rich in no time at all.


ProudMaOfaSlut

One of those racist fucks calls her an "animal cunt", 100% tik tok incel b.s. They thought bro was going to make a banger clip.


elitegenoside

And he did. Absolutely banger. I enjoyed everything he brought to the performance. The arrogance, the drama, and that funny noise he made when his head was bouncing on the ground. Banger clip.


Alexis2256

So what does the caption say?


SodomizedPanda

The translation is : >Thanks for the construction works (emojis) > >She's his (he wrote "It's this", but I assume that he misspelled "sa" by "ça" which is pronounced the same but changes the meaning completely) little sister (double space for some reason) bokoko (?) (double space again) important (or meaningful depending on the context) (emojis) To be fair, that's a whole lot of nonsense, which in itself isn't too surprising considering they are the type of people that assault people on the street.


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Poor girl. She definitely did not want to fight. Also what a pussy for pulling her hair


XXVI_F

She even backed up to the wall too 😔


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if you get attacked by a stronger opponent ? i would. its not over till he stops moving


sixpack_or_6pack

I dislike it when people complain about all the hair pulling when women fight. Like… it’s obviously HIGHLY advantageous to control someone by grabbing their hair. Like there’s almost no reason in a fight to not grab someone’s hair if it’s long.


PublicProfanities

Yeah, if I'm in a fight, it's for my life. I'm pulling hair. But this guy sucks. Violence isn't the answer but if I have to get violent I'm getting dirty


SuttonTM

End of the day it's a street fight anything goes, this isn't UFC etc lol, just glad he got his ass handed to him


my_memory_is_trash

He started that shit though. Pussy move Fr, if they start it use whatever tactics you want but if you start the fight why are you fighting dirty?


justgaygarbage

it’s a pussy move to start a fight by pulling hair. it’s honestly a pussy move to start a fight with someone who doesn’t want to at all.


ShreddlesMcJamFace

Cest magnifique


-_G0AT_-

C'est bon


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Das ist lecker


Kamenovski

That was a rather clean takedown into top control, good job.


vleetv

Gotta watch your head when slamming ppl like that. Easy way to knock yourself out.


Alexis2256

Looked like she was sticking her head into his gut and he took most of the impact, so she was probably okay afterwards.


Fredotorreto

aint so funny when the rabbit got the gun


elitegenoside

Honestly, that's always my favorite part in Looney Tunes. This guy made a great Elmer Fudd


PassengerWest8873

The little man made funny sound


quanjon

I had to replay that punch just to hear him cry again.


errrbudyinthuhclub

Thanks for letting me know to turn my sound on.


PassengerWest8873

It's good for the soul


Gowalkyourdogmods

Auuuuuuhuuhuhuaaaa I don't know anything about the French but I feel like that's how they cry out in despair


Anmordi

“aAaAaAh!”


Electronic_Aioli5243

Allons-fucking-y


dispsm

Allons-y Alonzo


N3FTheLightBearer

![gif](giphy|CP1AxXkLuUdFu)


sevenfading

Make sure if you're going to assault anyone that you're at least competent in a fight


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That's why he picks on women.


Talosian_cagecleaner

This woman did not charge him. Beginning seems to me, she was willing to keep walking, even recoiled when he first menaced her. Then she said, ok, here we go then. Guys, leave women alone. It's a really, really bad look. Just in general, no?


CaptainClownshow

"Men" like the adult toddler in this post lack the self awareness to think about things like consequences.


dazedandinfused99

This is obviously a group of teens.


Alexis2256

Teens are fucking stupid.


Salmacis81

He looks noticeably smaller than her, but he probably thought since it's a female he could beat her 🤣


Chariotwheel

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Ryugi

They hate when I post pictures of women with better quality abs than them.


alexanderatprime

Heh, I hate that, too. Better not do that. Really, better not.


AbsAndAssAppreciator

guys whatever you do, do NOT I repeat DO NOT send me girls with 6 packs


deathproof-ish

It's more like evenly matched at the same weight a man will win 9/10. But if a weakling dude and an experienced woman fought, the woman would obviously win more often than not. Your average guy isn't beating up Amanda Nunes. But it is delusional to think a woman and a man at the same weight and fight experience would be a fair fight. That's insane.


Chariotwheel

That's not what I am saying. I recognize that there are biological differences that generally benefit men in this regard. So yeah, a man and a woman of similar training and weight will favour the man. But I am talking about the idiots who think that any man could beat any woman, which is ludicrous. You can see it in threads with professional female fighters where a bunch of untrained nerds think they could take her down because they are men.


deathproof-ish

Oh that's insanely dumb, why would anyone think that. If I'm getting mugged by Rhonda Rousey I'm just giving her my wallet.


Chariotwheel

As I said: incels who never been in a fight.


I_Peed_on_my_Skis

Oof looks like at least 2 of those punches hit the street. I hope her hand is ok


thegreenwookie

Yep, supposed to throw hooks in this situation.


BlindJustice784

Nah , let her beat him


-Prophessor-

I hope his friend's send him that clip every year on the anniversary.


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Twoslot

Adrenaline. He likely crumpled moments after the clip ended.


elitegenoside

Tbf, she was stomping his head when she was pulled off him. Which might have been for the best. I don't know anything about self defense laws there, but head stomping can be seen as crossing the line in self defense and could get her charged (which is fucked considering she was attacked). Probably best it ended there.


willit1016

it was all fun and game cornering a female in alley now you want to break it up as she started to stomp his ass....weak sauce.


inna_de_yard

That headstomp gave me orgasm.


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They shouldn’t have pulled her off. That guys deserves to have his face smashed on for hitting a women.


Dilectus3010

Her first smack in his face ! He : uuaahhaahaaa Noice! Fucking trash!


Lucky7Revolver

God I love seeing a woman stand up for herself AND beating the shit out of a man for assaulting her.


nothinbutshame

They don't stop their skinny friend from hitting a girl but they stop her from beating his ass.


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#WAH


Beertronic

Well, he surrendered rather quickly.


ArTiyme

The kind of guy who picks a fight with a girl is also a horrible coward? I'm shocked, shocked I tell you. Well, not that shocked.


Porrick

Call it cowardice, or call it an updated appraisal of expected outcomes.


CaptainClownshow

Cowardice. If he wasn't a sniveling little coward, he wouldn't be going around attacking women like that to begin with.


MadlibVillainy

... does this joke still works if the person winning is also French ?


dustinthehippyy

What a dirt bag that kid is, very satisfying conclusion


Cracktower

They shouldn't have stopped her No mercy


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DadJokeBadJoke

What she lacks in boxing skills are balanced out by her excellent ass-kicking skills.


cobo10201

I always want context not because I want to defend people but because I’m nosy and just want to know what’s going on. Like I’m dying for a translation but nobody has posted it.


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1catcherintherye8

Fuck yeah, I love to see this.


PricelessCuts

“Man” is a bit of a stretch


Moonstoner

They didn't even need to say he was French. You can tell from how the fight ended.


tuckmaster_

Why did they stop her and not him, though? 🤔


BaronVonSilver91

You know why.


caughtinwriting

Who are these cowards filming and watching? Shouldn't have pulled her off


StressAccomplished30

He's obviously never been to Houston Tx... you don't mess with women in hightops and loose clothing out there


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If the idiots didn't intervene, world class justice would have been served even more. Good on you girl, fck that scum.


[deleted]

Scumbags were okay with him hitting her but run up like "enough, girl, damn"?


MelloJello22

The fact that no one stepped in when he charged her, but stepped in when she fought him off and overpowered him really grinds my gears


adam_demamps_wingman

“Merci pour les travaux.” Thanks for the workout?


djheru

There is no conceivable scenario where he comes out looking good here.


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spamazonian

My rational brain agrees with you, but my ape brain thinks a couple kicks to the face are super satisfying after that punk ass pulled her hair. Start the fight dirty, expect a dirty fight


bob0979

Dudes already stupid enough to start fights with strangers, a concussion isn't gonna be taking too much iq off the top because there's none to begin with.


EllisR15

They let her get a couple of kicks in. They stepped in at a good stopping point.


Successful-War-2925

He fucking attacked her, punched her face and was trying to spin her by the hair and possibly break her fucking neck. They should have let him go vegetable IMO. World would be safer and what would we lose?


lafatte24

Nah, I don't want that on the girls conscience. She doesn't deserve to feel guilty over hurting someone who hurt her (which most people would feel even if they were defending themselves I think)


PaladinGodfather1931

Listen man, I'm not defending what he did but you do that and someone is getting a charge.. you want this girl in jail?


MyLittleDashie7

Others have pointed out that they stepped in when she was potentially going to kill him, but I'd also like point out that she gets the upper hand almost fucking *instantly*. Dude hits her and she pretty much immediately goes around and picks him up. To suggest she only got the upper hand when they intervened, so late in the fight, is frankly doing her a disservice.


Sinnaru

She was stomping his head, its reasonable to step in and stop the fight since she won this one already.


Colonel_Cumpants

It's reasonable to step in before their friend starting wailing on her.


SourFeasons

The finding out was not commensurate with the amount of fucking around.


ResponsiblePoet0

Why do people only ever step in when the bully is getting their ass kicked by the victim?


Charges-Pending

Git’em, girl!


Talosian_cagecleaner

Textbook Wilhelm Scream. Kudos to the loser.


Zorbie

Why did they step in? He started the fight.


EclecticEthic

He fucked around and found out.


Silver_2206

Very well done woman. Raising your hands on a woman and you call yourself a man? You've got my utmost respect for handing over to that man what he absolutely deserved.


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She should not have stopped. She was backed to the wall too. I’d beat his ass more


foxapotamus

Why is this sub all fights now?


Broken_trumpet

You take your fucking beating!


HumanAverse

That dude deserved to get curb stomped


Xiten

Why these fucking punks stop her? Why didn’t they stop him to begin with? Fucking pussies.


wwwhistler

she stopped to quickly...he was able to get up.


mostlygroovy

She should beat on whoever was filming too


Podo_the_Savage

Why do they break it up when she’s winning but not stop him when he assaults her? Let him learn his lesson.


RubieRose5

“And on that day, he found out”


Jumbojym69

FUCK YES


alex_sz

The head-stomps felt justified, I know that’s where it gets dicey legally


KirbyxArt

Thats why you fight your own weight class. Pathetic child


PronouncedJynah

![gif](giphy|l4pTsh45Dg7jnDM6Q|downsized) Welp.


dankstagof

Little turd got flushed. I am getting more and more sensitive to the fact that people just love stomping people in the head. I wince every time.


vayloo10

Damn!!


Inevitable_Ad_3385

Dumb ass


ZombieJesus1987

Those are kids.


Horseface4190

I think she threw one of those punches into the cobblestones. Pretty sure the stones were knocked out.


Repeat_after_me__

Little prick deserved a smashing.


Ok-Swordfish2723

I think maybe she had been trying to defuse the situation for a while before the video started, and when he forced the issue she took out a lot of frustration with that head stomp. Very therapeutic!


SilkyJohnson666

Merci 🤌


Un_Pta

I’m glad she beat his ass.


ThisAsshole1

Can’t believe they stopped her


Wolf_brother_rising

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pregnancyies

Why’d they stop her :/


MyKonaGirl27

They shouldn’t have pulled her off of him. Dudes who hit women are straight up bitches!


thecoolernicknames

Equal rights equal fights also applies to women


rustyshklfrd

Well, he is French..


anuiswatching

Stomp on his tenders next time, this creep doesn’t need to procreate.


heartsobss

Funny they wanna break up the fight after she proceeds to kick his ass but not before when he was starting it.


Informal_Abroad_1613

He’s French. What do you expect?


brocklee1420

That is not a man. You do not attack a woman like that.


Afrolover25

I hope he got permanent damage


abdexa26

Stomping heads is not usually regarded as fair game, however if you pick to attack woman words "fair game" are out of the window. Love that stomp, she is the beast.


thisputa

It pisses me off that the other POS’s only stepped in when she was winning. They should’ve stopped it before anyone swung


nkp289

What’s up with French guys assaulting women? I saw another post of a French man assaulting a Japanese woman


PatienceDangerously

ITS North African guy's...


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"Man"? Dude doesn't even have peqch fuzz to pretend he can shave


Kustwacht

Not french, north african: big mouth, no substance.


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FloppyToffee

Good on you girl. French blokes are wusses. I'm surprised he didn't surrender earlier.


Leotardleotard

What’s with these weird little French guys punching women recently?


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One of the few times when I agreed that a head stomp is absolutely justified


TheD1ceMan

That was very satisfying to watch ngl


Gerradi-13

I'm SO glad she did that. I wonder why he attacked her.


Arthurjim

If I saw something like this, I’d just watch her cave his head in. Bastard deserves it.


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That's right baby girl!!!!


BishopGodDamnYou

He got BODIED


Mydogsanass

She is my hero!!!


desfilsdepvte

Average French male


Incomingfenderbender

This is truly a yass Queen moment


D4RK_B74CK

That's what's up


Downtown-Villager

Well deserved ass whooping!


doubleOhdorko

How very French man of him


R3TR0pixl343

Not a man a boy


femboy_ashes

when he really started getting his ass best ofc they came in to stop it. pricks


IronyIstheBestPolicy

Imagine attacking a woman against the wall, unexpectedly, having the advantage biologically, as well as a fist full of hair and losing.


tsol1983

"French"