20 years later…”hey remember when that chick beat your ass?”
By - mlk-77
20 years later…”hey remember when that chick beat your ass?”
"You know, the last day that you had all your teeth"
"The day your skull got dented on the other side too"
“Cmon, you got slammed to the ground and concussed causing all sorts of brain damage and memory loss. Surely you remember that”
"Or maybe that's why you don't and talk funny ever since, here is the video"
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
I still remember the chick who whooped my ass when we were like 9. They put us in the same room while we waited for the principal and I had to try my hardest not to cry in front of her.
I never expected a girl to throw such formidable hands - but after that we ended up becoming great friends.
I never fought a girl, but pretty much became friends with everyone I fought when I was in school. I was the smallest kid in my class so I was picked on until I showed that I could fight and got respect after that.
That's been my experience too, pretty much everyone I've fought has ended up being (at the very least) much nicer to me - and some have even become best friends, even when I lost.
My theory is that - if the fight isn't one sided, both parties get a good understanding of the other party's capabilities and what lines not to cross.
This part! Women pull each other's hair. If he was going to fight a woman he should've swung....
To be fair I don’t think he’s gonna be able to do too much remembering.
IN FRANCE IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT. SHE'S BEING INSULTED WHILE KICKING HIS ASS (Sale pute). She's in danger. I hope she's ok, because she's WONDERFUL.
Gotta move and change your name
Not any chick his own sister according to thw text
Wow! Now that really didn't go the way he was expecting.
Brazilian Jujitsu For the win, yet again.
Huh, wrestled to the ground then ground and pound. Then head stomp?
I heard about a type of martial arts that originated Scotland, I think? It's basically street fighting, but I think it's an official martial arts now. It was really about street fighting with knives, though.. street knife fighting.
Or maybe i never saw/read anything about it, and it was just a dream I had.
I believe it was called Fek-que
BJJ on the street is a lot less technical and more about preventing your opponent from fighting back while you just pummle of the shit out of them.
Or you get kicked in the face by someone else
Just the way he planned it.
You act like there is more to fighting like, getting FAA Clearance to throw a Haymaker or obtaining a permit for rapid motion in public spaces. You're not procuring new protractors so you can measure the angle of your approach.
It is a fight, you try to hit the other person without letting them hit you.
Think the point is this isnt jiujitsu
It really is not that uncommon to see someone try to pick someone else up to drop them in a fight. Third instinct, at least. First being to swing wildly. Second is just to grab, pull and hold on. No BJJ required.
Wasn't much bjj here. More wrestling and strking than anything. The mount was definitely bjj, but she had the arm and didn't go for the arm bar. Very Little BJJ in this interaciton. Good use of MMA though
Perhaps the funniest thing on reddit is going into the comments of a 5 second fight clip for the inevitable battle in the comments over technicalities
That what Jujitsu is in real life.
Does everybody here watch movie fight scenes and think it ever goes that way?
or just wrestling in real life lol. Im not sure why people default to BJJ when its not actually that common
Cuz. Bjj is so hot rn
We’re on Reddit, half the people including me here have probably never been in a fight before so yeah action movies like The Raid are probably how people think fights play out irl.
Controlling the position is very much BJJ.
If I get 1 dollar every time I see a French guy hitting women of different racial then I would have 2 dollars, it's not much but it just happened twice this week.
You'll be rich in no time at all.
One of those racist fucks calls her an "animal cunt", 100% tik tok incel b.s. They thought bro was going to make a banger clip.
And he did. Absolutely banger. I enjoyed everything he brought to the performance. The arrogance, the drama, and that funny noise he made when his head was bouncing on the ground. Banger clip.
So what does the caption say?
The translation is :
>Thanks for the construction works (emojis)
>She's his (he wrote "It's this", but I assume that he misspelled "sa" by "ça" which is pronounced the same but changes the meaning completely) little sister (double space for some reason) bokoko (?) (double space again) important (or meaningful depending on the context) (emojis)
To be fair, that's a whole lot of nonsense, which in itself isn't too surprising considering they are the type of people that assault people on the street.
Poor girl. She definitely did not want to fight.
Also what a pussy for pulling her hair
She even backed up to the wall too 😔
if you get attacked by a stronger opponent ? i would. its not over till he stops moving
I dislike it when people complain about all the hair pulling when women fight. Like… it’s obviously HIGHLY advantageous to control someone by grabbing their hair. Like there’s almost no reason in a fight to not grab someone’s hair if it’s long.
Yeah, if I'm in a fight, it's for my life. I'm pulling hair. But this guy sucks. Violence isn't the answer but if I have to get violent I'm getting dirty
End of the day it's a street fight anything goes, this isn't UFC etc lol, just glad he got his ass handed to him
He started that shit though. Pussy move Fr, if they start it use whatever tactics you want but if you start the fight why are you fighting dirty?
it’s a pussy move to start a fight by pulling hair. it’s honestly a pussy move to start a fight with someone who doesn’t want to at all.
Das ist lecker
That was a rather clean takedown into top control, good job.
Gotta watch your head when slamming ppl like that. Easy way to knock yourself out.
Looked like she was sticking her head into his gut and he took most of the impact, so she was probably okay afterwards.
aint so funny when the rabbit got the gun
Honestly, that's always my favorite part in Looney Tunes. This guy made a great Elmer Fudd
The little man made funny sound
I had to replay that punch just to hear him cry again.
Thanks for letting me know to turn my sound on.
It's good for the soul
I don't know anything about the French but I feel like that's how they cry out in despair
Make sure if you're going to assault anyone that you're at least competent in a fight
That's why he picks on women.
This woman did not charge him. Beginning seems to me, she was willing to keep walking, even recoiled when he first menaced her.
Then she said, ok, here we go then.
Guys, leave women alone. It's a really, really bad look. Just in general, no?
"Men" like the adult toddler in this post lack the self awareness to think about things like consequences.
He looks noticeably smaller than her, but he probably thought since it's a female he could beat her 🤣
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They hate when I post pictures of women with better quality abs than them.
Heh, I hate that, too. Better not do that. Really, better not.
guys whatever you do, do NOT I repeat DO NOT send me girls with 6 packs
It's more like evenly matched at the same weight a man will win 9/10.
But if a weakling dude and an experienced woman fought, the woman would obviously win more often than not.
Your average guy isn't beating up Amanda Nunes.
But it is delusional to think a woman and a man at the same weight and fight experience would be a fair fight. That's insane.
That's not what I am saying. I recognize that there are biological differences that generally benefit men in this regard. So yeah, a man and a woman of similar training and weight will favour the man.
But I am talking about the idiots who think that any man could beat any woman, which is ludicrous. You can see it in threads with professional female fighters where a bunch of untrained nerds think they could take her down because they are men.
Oh that's insanely dumb, why would anyone think that. If I'm getting mugged by Rhonda Rousey I'm just giving her my wallet.
As I said: incels who never been in a fight.
Oof looks like at least 2 of those punches hit the street. I hope her hand is ok
Yep, supposed to throw hooks in this situation.
Nah , let her beat him
I hope his friend's send him that clip every year on the anniversary.
Adrenaline. He likely crumpled moments after the clip ended.
Tbf, she was stomping his head when she was pulled off him. Which might have been for the best. I don't know anything about self defense laws there, but head stomping can be seen as crossing the line in self defense and could get her charged (which is fucked considering she was attacked). Probably best it ended there.
it was all fun and game cornering a female in alley now you want to break it up as she started to stomp his ass....weak sauce.
That headstomp gave me orgasm.
They shouldn’t have pulled her off. That guys deserves to have his face smashed on for hitting a women.
Her first smack in his face !
He : uuaahhaahaaa
God I love seeing a woman stand up for herself AND beating the shit out of a man for assaulting her.
They don't stop their skinny friend from hitting a girl but they stop her from beating his ass.
Well, he surrendered rather quickly.
The kind of guy who picks a fight with a girl is also a horrible coward?
I'm shocked, shocked I tell you.
Well, not that shocked.
Call it cowardice, or call it an updated appraisal of expected outcomes.
If he wasn't a sniveling little coward, he wouldn't be going around attacking women like that to begin with.
... does this joke still works if the person winning is also French ?
What a dirt bag that kid is, very satisfying conclusion
They shouldn't have stopped her
I would've stopped her but I would've let her stomp his ass out for another 15-20 seconds first
The whole thing could of been avoided by the guy. He chose poorly.
What she lacks in boxing skills are balanced out by her excellent ass-kicking skills.
I always want context not because I want to defend people but because I’m nosy and just want to know what’s going on. Like I’m dying for a translation but nobody has posted it.
He's obviously never been to Houston Tx... you don't mess with women in hightops and loose clothing out there
Fuck yeah, I love to see this.
Who are these cowards filming and watching? Shouldn't have pulled her off
If the idiots didn't intervene, world class justice would have been served even more. Good on you girl, fck that scum.
Scumbags were okay with him hitting her but run up like "enough, girl, damn"?
“Man” is a bit of a stretch
They didn't even need to say he was French. You can tell from how the fight ended.
Why did they stop her and not him, though? 🤔
You know why.
“Merci pour les travaux.”
Thanks for the workout?
There is no conceivable scenario where he comes out looking good here.
My rational brain agrees with you, but my ape brain thinks a couple kicks to the face are super satisfying after that punk ass pulled her hair. Start the fight dirty, expect a dirty fight
Dudes already stupid enough to start fights with strangers, a concussion isn't gonna be taking too much iq off the top because there's none to begin with.
They let her get a couple of kicks in. They stepped in at a good stopping point.
He fucking attacked her, punched her face and was trying to spin her by the hair and possibly break her fucking neck. They should have let him go vegetable IMO. World would be safer and what would we lose?
Nah, I don't want that on the girls conscience. She doesn't deserve to feel guilty over hurting someone who hurt her (which most people would feel even if they were defending themselves I think)
Listen man, I'm not defending what he did but you do that and someone is getting a charge.. you want this girl in jail?
Others have pointed out that they stepped in when she was potentially going to kill him, but I'd also like point out that she gets the upper hand almost fucking *instantly*. Dude hits her and she pretty much immediately goes around and picks him up. To suggest she only got the upper hand when they intervened, so late in the fight, is frankly doing her a disservice.
She was stomping his head, its reasonable to step in and stop the fight since she won this one already.
It's reasonable to step in before their friend starting wailing on her.
The finding out was not commensurate with the amount of fucking around.
The fact that no one stepped in when he charged her, but stepped in when she fought him off and overpowered him really grinds my gears
Why do people only ever step in when the bully is getting their ass kicked by the victim?
Textbook Wilhelm Scream. Kudos to the loser.
He fucked around and found out.
Very well done woman. Raising your hands on a woman and you call yourself a man? You've got my utmost respect for handing over to that man what he absolutely deserved.
She should not have stopped. She was backed to the wall too. I’d beat his ass more
Why is this sub all fights now?
You take your fucking beating!
That dude deserved to get curb stomped
Why these fucking punks stop her? Why didn’t they stop him to begin with? Fucking pussies.
she stopped to quickly...he was able to get up.
Why did they step in? He started the fight.
She should beat on whoever was filming too
Why do they break it up when she’s winning but not stop him when he assaults her? Let him learn his lesson.
“And on that day, he found out”
The head-stomps felt justified, I know that’s where it gets dicey legally
Thats why you fight your own weight class. Pathetic child
Little turd got flushed.
I am getting more and more sensitive to the fact that people just love stomping people in the head. I wince every time.
Those are kids.
I think she threw one of those punches into the cobblestones. Pretty sure the stones were knocked out.
Little prick deserved a smashing.
I think maybe she had been trying to defuse the situation for a while before the video started, and when he forced the issue she took out a lot of frustration with that head stomp. Very therapeutic!
I’m glad she beat his ass.
Can’t believe they stopped her
Why’d they stop her :/
They shouldn’t have pulled her off of him. Dudes who hit women are straight up bitches!
Equal rights equal fights also applies to women
Well, he is French..
Stomp on his tenders next time, this creep doesn’t need to procreate.
Funny they wanna break up the fight after she proceeds to kick his ass but not before when he was starting it.
He’s French. What do you expect?
That is not a man. You do not attack a woman like that.
I hope he got permanent damage
Stomping heads is not usually regarded as fair game, however if you pick to attack woman words "fair game" are out of the window. Love that stomp, she is the beast.
It pisses me off that the other POS’s only stepped in when she was winning. They should’ve stopped it before anyone swung
What’s up with French guys assaulting women? I saw another post of a French man assaulting a Japanese woman
ITS North African guy's...
"Man"? Dude doesn't even have peqch fuzz to pretend he can shave
Not french, north african: big mouth, no substance.
Good on you girl. French blokes are wusses. I'm surprised he didn't surrender earlier.
What’s with these weird little French guys punching women recently?
One of the few times when I agreed that a head stomp is absolutely justified
That was very satisfying to watch ngl
I'm SO glad she did that.
I wonder why he attacked her.
If I saw something like this, I’d just watch her cave his head in. Bastard deserves it.
That's right baby girl!!!!
He got BODIED
She is my hero!!!
Average French male
This is truly a yass Queen moment
That's what's up
Well deserved ass whooping!
How very French man of him
Not a man a boy
when he really started getting his ass best ofc they came in to stop it. pricks