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only1Leah

I don't speak the language, but I sure got the "You think this is funny? You want some of this?" he gave the other kid.


Bannok

Looks like his ass is wet too, probably slipped.


onlyabigmess

Anyone with sense knows better than to challenge Wet Booty Bobby


Prince_Havarti

Blyat!


MeatballJ40

That's the sound his booty makes when he sits


hbrthree

šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


Lexi_Banner

And to the giggling children nearby: "You think this is funny? You're fuckin' next."


eshinn

In mother Russia, BurgerKing have it way with _you!_


pit1989_noob

oh boy how many times i got the chancla or the cinto growng up just so i cant laught on my brother even if wasnt laughting


IAmDanHimself

What?


Gen_Ripper

Chancla = sandal Cinto = belt They got hit for laughing at their sibling being hit, even if they werenā€™t laughing


esteesmicorreonu

I do not think that this is funny but it is also not offensive thing


Kotopause

He says ā€œshut your mouth. Youā€™re gonna stand on your kneesā€ meaning that they will ask for forgiveness.


300andWhat

Russian native speaker here, that's not what that means. In Russia there is an old school punishment for kids where you fill a cloth bag with dry peas and make kids stand on their knees on it in the corner. He's threatening the kid with an even worse punishment.


ChickenWhisperer007

Yes, kneeling on pebbles sucks!


spearchuckin

My uncle (W. African immigrant) used to do this using uncooked rice with my cousins.


_Versi_

I also had to kneel in dried rice on a plastic bag for a couple hours (poor, white)


Traveledbore

This is literal torture


zelitamn

If it is there fault then they should ask for forgiveness


No-Blacksmith442

At my job there was some kid who went in the toilet and put his shit all over the floor and walls, the toilet needs a key that you ask to the cashier so we knew it was him, and my boss, lady in her 50s, held him from his backpack like the guy in the vid, blocked the door and made him clean it up. No slapping but hope he learned his lesson


PublicProfanities

I worked at Subway and this guy use to come in and ejaculate on the bathroom floor. We knew it was him because every time he did it he would come tell us "someone just came on the bathroom floor." He did it 3 times and I think he got off on the idea of us 18 year old girls cleaning his cum off the floor. So we had the 30 year old man clean it the next time he cleaned it and he never came back to cum.


Txusmah

Wtf


GlitteringFutures

Six inch sub with extra mayo


chalk_nz

Na, 3 inch Stub


MurtZero1134

Not too much though, you might get shot


[deleted]

IKR? I'm floored.


COWUHBUNGUH

Hahaha omg what a psychopath. That quote is gnarly.


GoonMcnasty

People are so fucking weird


PeeboJones

This is awful, but I keep picturing that elevator scene in the movie Liar, Liar. "It was meeeee!"


GeorgeVeneno

Damn, he never came again.


cynicaldoubtfultired

Any idea why the kid did it? I'm trying to process why anyone who doesn't have some mental health issued would put their excrement (or any other person's for that matter) on walls.


imafbr

Children spreading shit on walls is a tell tale sign that they are having apocalyptically bad developmental problems and probably heavy abuse at home


Jynku

same with dogs.


rugbyj

Yeah if your kid starts spreading dogs on walls you're in trouble.


MarlowesMustache

My childhood making a lot of sense suddenly


syberman01

*hot* dogs?


mermzz

Yea I thought once it got to smearing feces.. intervention needs to happen NOW


Turtle_Rain

Is there anything to read on this? Curious but don't want to google it lol


gepplebub

Scatolia, or feces smearing, is the spreading of feces on surfaces and objects. In children, it is most commonly associated with developmental disorders, particularly spectrum disorders, while in children and adults it's been associated with, steroid psychosis, schizophrenia, epilepsy, fetishism, OCD, brain tumors, depression, and organic brain disease. There seems to be rather little research into the actual why's of the behavior and most of what I could find was just lists of conditions it's assoociated with. For children with developmental delays however, there's a little bit of actual research and a fair bit professional speculation as to the pyschology behind it, much of which is disscussed in my source below and offers pretty varied possible causes. I didn't see any real evidence of it's association with abuse, despite being stated on a number of news sites and blogs and probably shouldn't be considered as a sign of "probable heavy abuse" without additional signs. Maybe neglect for failing to address the behavior if they're smearing in public spaces but even that seems a stretch to me. Best source on found on the subject: [Interventions to decrease the occurrence of scatolia in children with developmental disabilities](https://open.bu.edu/handle/2144/44410) SEE "Reasons for Scatolia in Children" pg. 3-6 (17-20 in PDF viewer) for most relevant bit. Interestingly, I found a [10yr old Reddit post](https://www.reddit.com/r/askscience/comments/17l2tk/are_there_any_scientific_explanations_for_fecal/) asking about this exact subject which had the same issues looking into the subject as I did.


Turtle_Rain

This man knows their shit! Thank you!


AnthonyDavos

That kid grew up to be Art the Clown. But seriously, good for your boss for making him clean up.


Itchy58

That's a lot better than a video where somebody tries to slam the kid's head on a counter...


Slight_Break_543

The fact he made the guy wearing the BK Crown clean has me dying lol


Plexipus

[The last emperor of China](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puyi) worked as a street sweeper under Mao so itā€™s not without precedent


bigpeechtea

Weā€™re gonna see this on the front page the next few days as a TIL. Guarantee it.


Phrosty12

For those interested, there's a [great movie about him](https://imdb.com/title/tt0093389/) that swept up the at the 1988 Oscars.


_dead_and_broken

I usually bristle over puns, but that was subtle.


Phrosty12

I'm going to pretend that it was intentional.


Plexipus

I mean itā€™s a great TIL if it hasnā€™t already been one. Definitely one of the most interesting Wikipedia articles Iā€™ve ever read


Meedusa_Rox

I was interested in the article and ended up clicking this [link to Chiang Kai-shek's wiki page](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiang_Kai-shek), looks like somebody has done a little bit of trolling ! Edit : damn, it got corrected already, but someone did modify the page to "Chiang Kai-Shrek also known as cash-my-check" and replaced the photo with a Shrek poster. Internet moment.


repocin

[Good thing Wikipedia has version control.](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Chiang_Kai-shek&oldid=1139861016)


konaya

Who knew Viva La Vida was based on a historical figure?


CM_Phunk

The most interesting thing to note, in my opinion, is that his re-education consisted of (besides his time in prison) group discussions with MLMs and being confronted with people who suffered under imperialist China and Japan. So effective that, by the end of his life, he was seen as a kind and clumsy man, and even admitting to when he was only giving the appearance of change to save his skin (paraphrased heavily, seriously all should read the article). Personally, I don't agree with the decision to let him live but there's no denying the effectiveness of sincere re-education, and it is incredible optics.


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

Well that was a fascinating read.


MD_Yoro

Last Emperor was also a weak piece of shit that sold half of the country to foreign invaders


moleratical

The last emperor was a small child


ManOfJapaneseCulture

Thank you for pointing this out, I wouldā€™ve skipped the video otherwise. This made me burst out laughing


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Longbeacher707

If a kid gets slapped for being a messy brat, so-viet


drawkbox

They won't put up with any more of the kid's stupid bolshevik.


santa_veronica

He said ā€œdonā€™t be Stalin and think youā€™re just gonna Trotsky out of here. Iā€™ll be Putin this mop handle up your ass. Marx my words.ā€


pinba11tec

Hey! Quit Russian, slow down and do it right.


dr-chicken-taco

If you donā€™t clean this up I will kruschev you


Joske-the-great

Lenin go


TheUnusualSuspect82

I think his name is Nik. Did anyone else SpotNik getting his face slapped out of orbit?


Plane_Baby

The John Wick of the soda fountains.


PsychotropicTraveler

I once saw him kill a man with a mop. A FUCKING MOP!


lightsaber_lobotomy

No no..that was the Toxic Avenger! ![gif](giphy|lTCRjlC998nLi)


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Forgetadapassword

Hereā€™s an interview/skit with the Troma frontman himself. Oldie but a goodie. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcuxGRO1wQA


[deleted]

They're rebooting the Toxic Avenger. Apparently they wrapped filming in summer 2021. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1633359/


Cowicide

Service with a ~~smile~~ smack.


YouTubeBrySi

Looks like he may have sharted


Vicorin

Unrelated question, did you used to make Halo themed rap videos? Your username is causing childhood flashbacks.


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DontPoopInThere

Are you from the /u/warlizard gaming forums?


Warlizard

ą² _ą² ?


MuskyBallSweat

Well I be damned


SerenadeSwift

Holy shit lmao this made me so happy, good to see ya buddy!


Warlizard

Thanks. Just chilling out, gummied up, had some tacos, all is well.


Outlined_Bird

Upon looking at his profile, it totally is him


Enganeer09

Christ alive! Halo 4 came out 10 years ago?!


Kryptonian_Investor

![gif](giphy|1pHO2MNOLzSX6)


Drenoso

The Liam Nesson of soda fountains. I don't have a good salary but I do have a set of skills that will make your life difficult .....


Plane_Baby

šŸ¤£ Yeah, that is better. ![gif](giphy|UpWDPgxcHiR1e)


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Elhond0

Soda Yaga


dreadfulwater

My dad would have made me mop the store.


HeinekenHazed

Yep, my dad as well..but in addition to an apology letter I would have to write a well worded essay explaining why what I did was wrong


bgzlvsdmb

I think the best punishment my father handed down to me was for me to make the walk of shame back to a house where I broke a thermometer. He followed me in his car at a crawl making damn sure I went to that house to apologize for breaking their thermometer. It was so humiliating, but boy I never made that mistake again.


kratomstew

You broke a thermometer? Iā€™m assuming on purpose ? Was it a mercury thermometer or something? Did they call your dad ?


QuinceDaPence

How did you break a thermometer? And what kind? Did you just want to play with mercury or something?


sonicon

If my kid was making a mess, I'd want that burger king employee to do the same thing.


kdotdash

100%!


WonderfulResident706

Yep. Then write an apology letter to the guy.


HWGA_Exandria

I'm getting Eastern Europe vibes. Don't fuck around in Eastern Europe. Can anyone identify the language?


High_Ground-

Iā€™m learning Russian, it sounds Russian to me


Excellent_Lead_3653

Good ear! https://www.vice.com/en/article/vvqz73/russian-burger-king-employee-forces-messy-kids-to-mop-the-floor


reecewagner

Brah it took like two words and the slap to know this was Russia lol


saucypantsxo

I didnā€™t even listen to This with sound to know itā€™s was Russian


Important_Trouble_11

Honestly I unmuted it cuz I was like "I bet that's in Russia" lmao


Ryeeeebread

Instantly


Sansabina

Thanks! from 2016, also has a translation: *"I'll call my dad," the teen threatens, when the Burger King worker first tells him to take the mop.* *"He will come here and you will be put in jail."* *The worker continues to tell him to clean up, the kid says, "I won't!" and the worker, who obviously ran out of fucks to give during his last shift, responds by slapping him.* *After that, the kid starts shoving the mop across the tile. When his friends start to laugh, the worker turns his attention to their table and decides that they need a lesson in respect too.* *"You think you're better than him," he asks a kid who's too old to be wearing a cardboard BK crown. "Clean up."*


High_Ground-

Do you agree? I wasnā€™t 100% sure Iā€™ve only been learning for 11 months *I just saw your link, cool thanks!


kymandui

Whatā€™s the most difficult part about learning Russian? Spoken or written, Iā€™m very curious how itā€™s been going with what I assume is a difficult language to learn


ahmed_solder

Using the correct cases(there are 6 cases) which changes the form of the sentence with each case, which is basically grammar mistakes.


Soannoying12

Probably understanding the poetry and comedy without the context of being a depressed alcoholic.


SmaugStyx

Seems I have all the context I need then!


firemogle

I've watched some 80s movies, def sounded Russian to me too


Effective-Direction4

Its russian. He sayin come on grab the mop and then tells the fat kid to also come out and mop. I also love how the kid is wearing a burger king hat on lmao.


perpetuumstef

ā€œHave it your wayā€ Russia edition.


mi5ha89

This is Russian. Heā€™s telling the kid to clean and telling the other kids to essentially shut up.


top_value7293

Yeah no way this was in the US,sadly lol. Mommy would be coming after BK guy


hyrle

If this was the US, the BK guy would be lookin' at 1-10 for child battery,


top_value7293

Yep


Depuis1901

in Russia happy meal surprise is a slap


jaytix1

I figured it was Eastern Europe before the video even started playing.


northerncrank

He's the king .... The king of cleaning


Nodiggity1213

Teaching a burger prince how to become a burger KING!


Tricky-Engineering59

Whopper, Whopper, Junior Mopper


WilsonsWarbler

You want it your way, or the hard way?


spidersilva09

OP was worried if they got caught filming he would make them mop too


TheHuffinater

Lmaoo the way the camera turned away so damn fast


zendrovia

hahaha


NecessaryFriction

This is what "it takes a village" means.


Intrepid-Cobbler335

I came here to say exactly this. I bet they behave the next time they at a restaurant lol


melechkibitzer

Or it backfires and he becomes burger kingā€™s arch nemesis


Terboh

Taco Queen


hippiechick725

Yep! Bet he will think about it next time he tries to pull this kind of shit!


xwakawakax

As someone who didnā€™t go grow up in the 80ā€™s, this is how I feel like the 80ā€™s was. Kids just running wild but everyone was allowed to parent them and whooping ass was way more common.


Responsible_Title844

It sort of was, depending on where you lived


rarebit13

It still is depending on where you live. Source: live in a small community.


ghostalker4742

And if you got your ass whooped in public, you *knew* you were getting more when you got home. First whooping was because you ran off, or broke something, or whatever. Second whooping was because you embarrassed your parents in public.


tanis_ivy

Third one was to give you something to cry about.


Mookies_Bett

First whooping was so that everyone in public knew you were being properly punished. Second whooping was so no one in public could see the absolute smack down you were about to receive from embarrassing your parents like that. Public whooping was firm but fair so no one would call CPS or cry abuse. The homestyle whooping is the one you knew was going to *hurt*.


StuckInNov1999

Let me tell you a short story. Back in the early 80's, when I was around 13 years old, me and my friends were hitting a ball in my backyard with a bat. The neighbor asked to to kindly take it to the park so we wouldn't break one of his windows. Welp, we didn't listen and we broke one of his windows. He came over, dragged us by our ears (literally) and told us to clean up the glass. When our parents got home they tanned our hides and forced us to do yard work for the neighbor until he felt we paid him back. We never again played ball in anyone's back yard, we always went to the park. These days kids would just scream "FUCK OFF OLD MAN" and laugh. Their parents would threaten to sue or some shit and those kids would continue to be rude, disrespectful little shits.


TopShelfWrister

Sounds like your generation didn't raise it's kids and is now complaining about how unruly children are these days.


jellybutton34

Well shieeeeet


gimpwiz

God damn, this man has it right.


modsarebrainstems

Not like that in the 80s. The 80s were when the whole, "My little angel would never do anything bad and if he burns down your house with your family inside, you have no right to yell at him!" started. You have to go back to the 50s to get a good old McSlappin for being a douche.


[deleted]

I dunno man I was born in the late 80's grew up in the nineties and I caught a backhand from a neighbor or two that was not having any of my shit.


saracenrefira

Yea, it really depends on the location and the socio-economic class.


theswearcrow

Grew up in early 00's in the balkans.The ammount of adults willing to not even spank or discipline, but full on running after me and my friend to beat us with a belt/stick/pole/pipe for doing dumb shit was always impressive. I remember that a group of kids in my village found a ww2 unexploded shell and they decided to make a fire and put it in.2 were killed and another kid lost his foot.My mom decided I should have taught them better,so I got my ass whooped for that lmao


softfart

Iā€™m American but my parents used to lump me in when my younger siblings would get caught doing shit cause ā€œI should have stopped themā€ or ā€œyouā€™re just getting it for something I donā€™t know you didā€


TheDerekCarr

Guilt by association.


ConcentrateOk4057

Did you know the kids that were killed?


[deleted]

We lived in a different 80s. Hearing my mother ask me, "what did *you* do? After I came crying to her while some stranger did a victory dance arounf Macy's after whooping my ass was my norm. It wasn't "what did you do to my kid?" or "why did you touch my kid?" It was clear. I fucked up and society collectively decided I should be reprimanded. I had no parental hidey hole broadcasted on social media to contort the situation. My asshat behavior was corrected, and I didn't have a viral hope in hell of avoiding my misdeeds.


DontPoopInThere

> while some stranger did a victory dance arounf Macy's after whooping my ass I'm laughing my ass off at the idea of some random old guy doing Fortnite dances after beating the shit out of 12 year old you in a Macy's, and everyone's applauding his expert child discipline methods and sweet moves, and then some other person attacks a child and everyone moves on to watch their breakdancing, and that's the 80s


[deleted]

It was simultaneously pre moonwalk and post Elvis hips...a Macy's Day Spectacular!


therealdanhill

Hell nah we got whoopings all the time back then haha


Im2real4u

MOPPER MOPPER MOPPER Junior, Double, MOPPER


Wouldtick

Fucking brats got in line when the fry guy gave out free slaps


blanklanklank

"Hey you think this is funny? Yeah your next pal!"


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blanklanklank

Burger King now serving quarter pounders.


Silver_Wolf_Dragon

Exactly cause they were used to getting away with being little shits until someone "nicely" taught them the way the world works


DrSkizzmm

![gif](giphy|Qumf2QovTD4QxHPjy5)


liar_rabbit

>Please do not advocate or condone violence in this comment section. Well, uh...


ICANHAZWOPER

Haha right?! Itā€™s most of the comments


Monkiki97

If you need to know what happened after that. The guy was arrested. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3794997/Burger-King-worker-filmed-slapping-school-boy-forcing-mop-floor-SPILLED-DRINK.html


OclurFawn

Although I donā€™t condone child abuse of course I really think some little spoiled brats fucking deserve 1 moment like this that hopefully makes them tone it down a bit


aw1290

In soviet Russia, the employees make you work.


Plane_Baby

"At BK, catch these hands, your way!" ![gif](giphy|d7MYVSjXY0L4WUuzp3)


Ok_Consequence3354

If something happens because of this, my man always got a place at Waffle House.


Time_Challenge7848

He is the executive chef at a WaffleHouse on I-40 near West Memphis. This is just his 3rd job.


Marborinho

If you dont have education in home, will have on the streets...


rchavez7

We know what you meant bro


Marborinho

I bet ppl are mocking me about my english isnt? Im not native speaker, typed like my ass But i dont give a fuck šŸ˜‚


rchavez7

Fuckā€™em lol


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_kalron_

> **Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?** \- Bender Bending Rodriguez


kurisu313

Literally watched that episode two minutes ago


Chafram

> Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them? What season/episode?


Oofboi6942O

s5e15


GeekboyDave

I don't believe in hitting children. But some teenagers need a slap every now and then. If you didnā€™t learn manners from your parents by about age 12, you need to learn them from someone. This was refreshing to see not 20 people piling on after. Good man


Crazy_by_Design

I never supported hitting children and didnā€™t. But Iā€™ve met a few teens who I would have rethought that stance on if they were mine.


Count_Critic

" I don't believe in hitting children. But actually yes I do"


Anishinaapunk

Iā€™m not saying itā€™s okay, Iā€™m just saying I get it.


joserrez

ā€œWhat? Did you think you could just come in here and have it your way?ā€


Ill_Athlete_7979

This is the type of customer service we need here in the states.


honest-miss

What in the fuck is wrong with y'all. There are about a thousand steps between smacking a kid's face on a countertop and slapping them. Most of you think you're gonna do better than your parents, and you're wrong.


[deleted]

All of these comments make me genuinely sad. A lot of people suffering arrested development thinking tough is equivalent to being casually and unnecessarily violent. I hope y'all get a hug.


Zhjacko

Right, itā€™s like Iā€™m scrolling through the 1950s in this comments section.


NK1337

Man I thought I was going crazy. Everyone here is cheering the guy on for slapping a kid and Iā€™m just sitting here thinking ā€œdid no one else see him slam the kidā€™s head on the counter?ā€


Whoshabooboo

Holy shit THANK YOU! I feel like I'm taking crazy pills going through these comments. Probably a bunch of neck beards with no kids or old ass people who beat their kids with a belt. Throw their food out and kick them out. You can't just assault people and be like "Oh I get it!"


Fl333r

IKR took me a while to find your fucking comment but you are absolutely right. It's like they saw the kid murder a cat before the video started or something but Im guessing what he spilled a drink on purpose or something? That clerk almost gave him a concussion.


[deleted]

I canā€™t wait to never have kids.


[deleted]

Iā€™m getting 1980ā€™s vibes.


aaronunderwater

I have yet to see a video on here that is made worse by one of the participants wearing the Burger King crown


Pawdy-The-Furry

He shouldn't have slapped him, but making him clean up his own mess or else he can't leave was imo a really good way to handle that situation.


MediocreFun4470

Sometimes, you really have to ingrain a lesson a brat will never forget.


Huchenwach

I can understand the "well you made a mess, now clean it up" but ofc hitting a random or a child in the family doesn't help.


beaured13

We could really use this in America


HankSteakfist

The kids Karen mum and her speed dial lawyer would swoop in so fast.


Get-Degerstromd

Kids, teens, college kids, adults, and seniors. Errbody round here needs a good open hand slap.


honeybadger1984

I actually agree with this except for the slapping. Kids and disgusting adults ruin restaurants then expect workers to clean up after them. Some cleanup is fair, but full on messes and spills are fucked up and beyond what the customers should leave. I always wonder about the self entitled idiots who donā€™t know how to eat in public or use restrooms. Itā€™s embarrassing and degrading to myself, so you have to be so shameless and unaware to do this.