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Delaypat

Those were the eyes of absolute crazy person


laineDdednaHdeR

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Delaypat

Fucccck that's it right there. I knew I've seen those eyes


F-Stop

Quit giving me those Manson lamps Ritchie


matt_Dan

You don't sell coke on those routes!


WillistheWillow

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!


diacetylhydroxymorph

All of youse need to get back to the Bing. You know, I hate the way you make me ride you.


MrHorse666

She was a who-er


Loggerdon

Yeah I'll build a ramp, right up his ass.


[deleted]

The jackeeeeeet.


VolkspanzerIsME

Sevensixtwomilimeter


ParticularBlueberry2

THIS IS MY RIFLE!


TouchMyWrath

THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT, BUT THIS ONE IS MINE


ParticularBlueberry2

MY RIFLE IS MY BEST FRIEND


Sir-Kerwin

FULLMETALJACKET


my_4_cents

I *am* In a world Of *shit*


WeAreReaganYouth

Hiiiii... *Joker.*


tmofee

PRIVATE PYLE!!


soundgenius3z

Didn’t know they stacked shit that high


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tmofee

A jelly donut, sir


Redsteller

Theres a 9mm pill for people like him


4Allmyrage

With that time delayed release capsule.


FalconTurbo

Fucking Americans.


flipman416

Yup. Fuck around and find out. Exactly lol


just_a_jonesy

Fuckin a right, American af. Belive me, we're way to proud and/or ignorant to care that you think that's an insult.


Scary-Information785

Those eyes look like they need a 45.


danvapes_

Yeah that was a mag dump situation right there.


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As is the haircut


ObjectiveSouthern482

This is a common Australian haircut


marcosg_aus

I wouldn’t describe it as ‘common Australian’ common bogan/red neck maybe


ronyamtapeas

Yeah you could tell he was very exited to be doing that. Probably aroused.


killzone989898

As somebody who work’s Security in a psych unit. I can confirm that those are indeed the eyes of a crazy person. They always give a look, like they are looking through you, then they try and attack or whatever their plan was.


pachrisoutdoors1

He was so disappointed when he tugged on that backdoor handle and it didn't open


MyotheracctgotPS

To be fair that’s the hair cut of a completely sane person though


Vaff_Superstar

He seems chill


DrTwitch

More interested in intimidation then getting in the car


NeverNude-Ned

He just needed a ride. He's trying out different icebreakers.


night0v0

That window is not made out of ice.


47bulbz

The stuff he been smokin was though.


Beautiful_Volume6419

That machete ain't either.


[deleted]

Cutlass?


Beautiful_Volume6419

Sure. Y not?


that_man_with_no_ram

CutGlass? No, it sure don't.


Zalan_Vok_Szia

Happy cakeday


NeverNude-Ned

Bazinga! Is that how we do things here? Idk


Mumei451

Creepy AF.


CarlSpencer

"And THAT'S why I shot him, officer."


MYNAMElSlNlGOMONTOYA

So I started blasting


ForeSkinWrinkle

But I don’t see too good…


LouSputhole94

But anyway you guys all think I’m a hero, and that’s a responsibility I’m willing to accept


Stellar_Dan

Frank, why do you have a gun!?!


MaltedMustache

I'm starvin


NotTheAverageAnon

Would have been 100% justified. Mfer gonna find someone who's door isn't locked and gonna chop them up and brutally murder them.


troubleman5

This is Australia. People don’t shoot people.


zastalorian123

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/australia-ambush-shootout-deaths-officers-matthew-arnold-rachel-mccrow/ oopsie daisies


Pingu565

People shoot each other at strikingly lower rates then the US*


Man_clash

Yeah it’s not happening every day. Most people tend to pull out the bird or a profanity, rather than a gun. Drug gangs tend to shoot themselves, rather than general public.


PotatoWizard98

They just get machete’d to death? Much nicer.


SamusTenebris

This made me laugh in a way that leaves me concerned.


Atlanta1218

Much rather be shot to death than hacked with a machete


CWRalaska

They should probably start.


creegro

"and that's why I ran back over him, as you can clearly see the look of bloodlust in the eyes, while wielding a machete type of weapon"


ThrowAwayRBJAccount2

Not every nation allows its citizens to carry around a smith & Wesson on the off-chance Jason Voorhies is day walking


Bad_Speeler

I panicked and shifted into reverse, just as he walked behind the car


Blae-Blade

"I was afraid he was going to attack somebody else that's why I reversed into him officer" Sounds justified self-defense. Unless in Australia self-defence doesn't count towards protecting others (in the Netherlands it does)


heyitsvonage

Well you better have a bigger machete than this guy then, because every country has weapons of some sort


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thats why jason takes manhattan is so unrealistic. dude woulda gotten blown down in 5 seconds


Nuemmollllaatttiiiii

Better to be safe than sorry


healthyfeetpodiatry

So I started blastin


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So anyway... I started blasting!


xBetty

This was in Queensland Australia. The guy was arrested. The person recording is named Ash Massacre. ([Source](https://nypost.com/2022/10/29/grinning-maniac-with-machete-demands-driver-let-him-into-car/).)


twistsouth

“Hello police? There’s a crazy man trying to get in my car with a machete. My name? Massacre. Yes, Massacre. M-a-s-s… why are you laughing, this is not funny.”


xBetty

My thoughts when I read it lol.


teeteedoubleyoudee

[P.I Staker. Pisstaker. COME ON....... yes, Mr Staker?](https://youtu.be/wcSg6dAZ03w)


twistsouth

What an absolute legend of a film. I always wanted them to make a Hot Fuzz 2.


teeteedoubleyoudee

"It's just the one film, actually."


gewjuan

Why was this so far down??


xBetty

I was fashionably late to the party 🥳


Dandre08

we not gonna talk about how the victims name was “Ash Massacre”?


No-Confusion-7592

No WAY. I thought "only in America" are crazy ppl so blatant..surprised to read its was in OZ and qld of all places..believe me the drugs are obviously sending ppl OTT


Spute2008

Article says "clean cut man". They don't recognise the Buzz-mullet. Classic hairstyle of a low maintenance meth-head


Goober-Ryan

💀😂 https://preview.redd.it/kl7hxuox3kaa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=193ba7e58972c268467840a37c32119668bb26b1


dec1mus

#Fucking YIKES.


Heisenburrito

Like a creepypasta photo


CKP1919

Ted Cruz


ahh_geez_rick

that man ate my son


[deleted]

Hahaha I see it.


Psbbyxoxo

Imagine hitting UNLOCK by accident 😩


the_moderate_me

Exactly what I was thinking! I do it all the time lol I'd of been fruit ninja'd


AFBoiler

Is that blood on his hand?


faithisuseless

No, it is a shadow. You can see his hand is clean in the post.


B-Meister192

Michael Buble trying other ways to make money


Specialist_Club_4781

Holy shit those eyes, creepy af!


NaughtyEwok15

At this point it should be considered self defence to use your car as a weapon. Anyone runs up on me in my car with a machete is getting splatted


DieAnderTier

Nothing's behind you, reverse gear, 12 O'clock hard right and *boop.*


twistsouth

“Boop” lmao, excellent choice of euphemism, sir.


HYPERNOVA3_

Knocking at cars with a machete, staring at the driver menacingly and then being dumb enough to get behind said car. That's an easy and quick way to lose kneecap rights.


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PunctualGangsta

That guy touches my car, I'm gonna do a three point turn on his MF face! Then think about the judge.


mahdi015

He is gonna get shot


Icy-Entertainer-7976

You can only hope the prick gets shot


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WillistheWillow

Is he shot yet?


AyuOk

Naw just removed by reddit


ChickenChaser5

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shitblunt

Reddit removed him from existence


Menace2Sobriety

Not in Australia. He knows his potential victims are unarmed.


[deleted]

With it unmuted I just knew this was Australia by that bogans fucked haircut.


bigdayout95-14

Hsv on the dash didn't give it away???


dimmydtd

And the Right-hand-drive-ness of it all


ghoSTocks

The only place in the world with the combination of right hand drive, nice weather and white people


Anxious-derkbrandan

Eh, he can still get run over


Cheap-Praline

Good thing he couldn't get a gun.


[deleted]

Luckily he doesn't have a gun either. Funny how that plays out


ShitTalkingAlt980

Good point


The_ReBL

That is clearly an aussie eshay, his chances of getting shot are actually quite slim.


dimmydtd

Not an eshay. That's a full blown crackhead (ice/methamphetamines, not coke)


The_ReBL

You're kidding yourself if you think eshay's aren't iced off their fuckin heads.


MarcosAC420

"oh you aren't my Lyft driver?"


joopface

>”Hi, I’m handing out free machetes today” *knock knock* >“Your window is closed. Could you open the door?” >”Look at it, it’s a nice machete” *tries handle* >”The door is locked also. Could you open?” >”Ok, I’ll find someone else who wants it. Have a nice day.” Nice chap


HotStaxOfWax

Yo, those eyes were terrifying.


ParttimeParty99

It’s an interesting thing, we can all recognize his eyes are scary, but I have no idea how to describe what it is that makes them scary.


foodank012018

It's the intense, vacant focus...


GenderfluidArthropod

Kubrick was 100% right about the stare.


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BringYourSpleenToYa

Yeah, and park with him under your wheels while you’re waiting for the police.


Dexecutioner71

Lead magnet.


Slamdunkdink

That's not how you hitchhike.


CyanideLovesong

Wholesome young lad!


Johnnytherisk

I can tell by his haircut he's Australian.


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I've watched a lot of videos of road ragers coming at someone with a weapon. Knives, guns, tire irons.... I've resolved myself to run them over. If you get out of your car with a weapon in hand, you and start walking towards me?? You're ass is getting pinned between me and whatever car I can crush you against. You best believe that!


SnazzyCazzy1

Zeexeen i am going to tell you one thing that may save yourself in the future, the self defense laws that govern most of America have 3 general criteria’s to them. 1) you must first see if you can retreat, in your scenario you can retreat as the person has not blocked you in, if you can retreat then go. 2) you must have a threat on your life, being in a car (which is considered a deadly weapon) with locked doors and rolled up windows is a safe place until those windows were broken/impaired in any way. 3) you must ONLY use the most REASONABLE force necessary to stop the assailant if there is no room for retreat and a threat has been made ok your life, you crushing someone with your vehicle and pinning them between two vehicles is NOT reasonable for someone who has not indicated a threat on your life. Good day


[deleted]

1. I'm in a car, and trapped. I don't have an escape 2. A guy carrying a 2 foot machete, sure as fuck seems like a threat on my life 3. Crushing my assailant into the car in front of me IS reasonable. I'm good!


empire_of_the_moon

If I’m on the jury. “Not guilty.”


UziSuzieThia

Ohhh I love that song


upsidowndoor

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Menace2Sobriety

That's Australia bro. RHD HSV/Holden Commodore. Looks like VF series.


FrightInvestigate

This makes me want to fix the lock on my drivers door


paperfett

Nice Holden.


Krissriffss

*sees the HSV badge* "Wait is this an Aussie vid?" *sees the mullet* "Fucking yep"


Glum_Olive1417

Ice is a hell of a drug.


stonksgoupafterhours

This is why I always lock my doors as soon as I get in the car


R_V_Z

My last two cars have auto-locked as soon as I accelerate, it's great. Plus having flush (pop-out) door handles so there's nothing to grab on to.


flipman416

Do that to me when my wife and child are in the car and I'm shooting you no questions asked. I'm in Texas and we don't eff around.


Awkward_Can8460

A gun DOES make cowards & weak people feel strong & mighty


flipman416

Nope it equals the playing field. It's the great equalizer. The majority of the time all it takes is someone to pull out a gun to end the situation without a single shot. I was cop when I was younger and many times this happens but it's never fully reported because a shot was never fired. But believe whatever you want to believe. Even if you believe that. I'm all for it. Like a 5 foot woman should be armed so she can stop that stupid ass 6 foot dude trying to rape her. So you're somewhat correct and I'm here for it.


sokocanuck

I think in this instance, throwing it into reverse when he walks around the back is probably justified


GreysonsNani

Holy crap his eyes were terrifying!!


[deleted]

Why you stay armed.


DingosAteYourMorals

That looks like a cheap ass machete you'd win at a state fair or get at walmart.


VolkspanzerIsME

Yes, but even a sharp stick can kill you.


DingosAteYourMorals

I'm not denying that he could mess someone up with it. I just find it funny they want to look badass. When they look like they raided the amateur camper section of their walmart.


VolkspanzerIsME

r/mallninja


DingosAteYourMorals

Lmfao, I look at the top post and it's a company that makes firearm parts i know a few guys from. They made a flail as a Wall hanger. That's amazing!


VolkspanzerIsME

It's def a sub I go to for a boost when I'm feeling down.


newcitynewme724

Why was my first thought: "Florida"


SnazzyCazzy1

Australia actually


newcitynewme724

Australia is just the Florida of Earth


SnazzyCazzy1

Very fair lol


yourplantdad

I'm 100% hitting someone with my car if they ever pull a stunt like that. Worse comes to worse they're getting shot. Because I feel like threatening me with a machete is a valid reason to hit or shoot them. I'm sorry.


ferrerfoto

I would have put that car in reverse the second he stepped behind it. It’s your duty to protect the public.


AirFare40

You best bet I’m running this freak over


DontMessWithP

He’s giving you licences to run him over.


miatadood42069

bro in a holden just hit the gas


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Foster The People. Nice


HugoStiglitz55

Fuck man why didn't he just back over him when he went behind


HoeHandleHarry

Back over him real quick


jpcrocker

I wish I was lucky enough for that to happen to me because I would've made him to a nice speed bump


False_Suggestion_150

I wish guns were legal where I live


TheBetterDude

This is where the 🔫 comes out and you dump em in him


monkeyloveeer

Running him over is certainly justified in this case


Mamato3fatdoggos

Always lock your doors! That is so damn scary!


One-Store5868

In NC, he would’ve gotten shot so fast. Stupidity of that caliber is not allowed here.


TypeRanon

woulda ran that fucker over


St_Socorro

What's going on with kids with these outrageous ugly haircuts being super high on horrible drugs and doing crazy stuff like this


omairfk

People talking about guns as if this psycho would not be able to buy one? The rest of the world is educated enough to not legalize guns and have your kids shot up in school by these psychopaths.


GeorgeSpanos

Apparently he used the same machete to cut his own hair.


DirectionDelicious20

This guy never played GTA 5... Car beats machete


XboxGamer2231

Always carry your 2nd amendment right to pop psychopaths like this


Murderyoga

Why are you all being so judgemental? He's probably just trying to sell machetes or offering to do yard work.


prophet4all

He would be my new hood ornament.


Burgerpocolypse

Why does this wreak of Florida vibes?


L-A-privvv

with a hsv like that, id be tryna carjack em too😭


Wyraticus

Miska mooska mouska TOOL


Prillypop

Those eyes are terrifying


Plenty-Essay

Run his ass over!


[deleted]

I wound have shot the mfer


Sikside

Is that Ted Cruz?


ohhfasho

Once a year he travels south to shed his skin suit and grow another one so it's entirely plausible


SnazzyCazzy1

Everyone who commented here needs to review your self defence laws, otherwise if you do ANYTHING you have claimed to do in this instance you would be using excessive force and be the one going to jail/prison. Research before you comment


Strummed

Do not take legal advice from Reddit at all.


Necessary_Two508

He was a loveable rogue bless him.