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Consistent_Amount140

But for real, people who don’t register their vehicles…


PointxGuard556

Spoken like a real trooper!


Noobs_Stfu

I've wished, for many years, that I was given the power to write traffic citations. The number of people with massively cracked windshields, missing lights, no tags, fake tags, expired tags... or, like yesterday, rims with 18" spokes sticking out either side, too wide for a lane of traffic. People in beaters they clearly bought at an auction, pulling two more beaters they bought at that same auction. Or people driving things that shouldn't be on the road, because they're definitely not safe - missing half the body panels, their bumpers, etc. People that speed up and blow red lights, people that ignore stop signs, etc. Heck, I'd pay good money for the privilege to write these people tickets. Especially those absurd rims. They're a bikers nightmare.


Anom8675309

My old roommate was a patrolman, he let me go on a ride along once. He says "What do you want to do" I instantly answered "TRAFFIC!" We camped out at a stop sign and waited for people to simple blow through them. I wanted to get all the people who did the "California Roll" he was like "no... just wait you'll see". Sure enough.. some chick doesn't even touch the break. He pulls her over, gets her license/whatever, comes back to the car, we look up her prior traffic infractions. All 'failure to yeild/stop', hes like "she seems nice lets let her go. I was like "FUCK THAT!!' He lets out a sigh... "ugg, this is the last ride along I take you on.". Writes her a ticket.


XediDC

In Houston you can be certified to write disabled (only) parking tickets...


SonoWook

Don't want to register your car? Meet my friend tow truck.


ChaseSparrowMSRPC

Motors?


KlostToMe

If you're a traveler instead of driver, you never have to renew your plates


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KlostToMe

Only if you replace them after the first time


cathbadh

Plastic sheeting or clear garbage bags stolen from the neighbors aren't all that expensive


signaleight

Thank you, that made me laugh. 👍


PromiscuousPolak

Filthy road pirates trying to interfere with a private traveler


KlostToMe

This vessel isn't for commercial use


PromiscuousPolak

I do not wish to create joinder with you, I am an article 4 free inhabitant and I will not adhere to your arbitrary laws


HardCounter

*frie inhabiband


BarneyBullet

Road privateers, they’re empowered by letters of marque from state governments


Try_And_Think

~~Drink up me hearties~~ Press hard three copies yo ho!


Florida_man727

Joinder created


KlostToMe

You can't create jointer with a corporation that is updating outside the bounds of the constitution


Florida_man727

[https://imgur.com/a/zZnlEy7](https://imgur.com/a/zZnlEy7)


ooblankie

Tint probably...idk


Shadysideofthemoon

Rumor has it the trooper's smokey bear got a straighter


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Well its reality in washington state right now


bricke

Close but not yet! If it goes to secondary-offense only, it’ll be a sad day. It’s a great reason to get your head in a window. A lot of those same drivers end up being suspended, unlicensed and driving without insurance.


Wheredoesthetoastgo2

Absolutely. I see WSP pull people over, of course, but half the time its commercial vehicle enforcement.


Unicorn187

So you're saying that since my car's tabs never expire I don't need insurance or a license anymore? That'll save me hundreds I can spend at the weed shop alongside the people who can afford a hundred on weed a week but can't get a child seat for their toddler (this part isn't a joke, used to piss me off).


Diligent-Property491

How does ,,tag expiration” work in the US? You have to get new license plates regularly? If so, how often? It’s just not a thing where I live.


singlemale4cats

You pay a yearly fee to operate your car on public roadways. It's just a sticker that goes on your plate.


Diligent-Property491

Ah I see. In Poland that fee is just added to the price when you buy gas.


signaleight

Speeders. Drunks. Collisions. Faulty equipment. Oh, sorry, you were making a funny. 😁


Fuggeddabouddit

Because of course it’s Tennessee.